Report by Richard Trionfo & PWinsider.com
WWE Smackdown Results 3/15/13
Mar 15, 2013 - 10:43:54 PM
We are in Fort Wayne, Indiana and your announcers are Michael Cole, Josh Mathews, and Brad Maddox.
We see footage from Raw when The Shield attacked Randy Orton and Sheamus after their tag match.
Brad explains why he is on Smackdown doing commentary tonight.
Damien and Cody have something to say before their match. What happened on Monday on Raw was nothing short of a managerial and professional abomination. Not only was their sure fire victory over the New Age Outlaws taken from them. Not only was their post match endeavor with the Bella Twins postponed. They were put in a match that they were neither physically or mentally prepared for against these vulgar barbarians in the ring.
Damien says that his uncle Minos Sandow told him something.
Cody says that they don’t deserve the story. Cody says that they ruined their date and night so it is time for them to ruin Randy and Sheamus.
Match Number One: Sheamus and Randy Orton versus Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
Cody and Sheamus start things off and Sheamus with a side head lock take down. Sheamus with a shoulder tackle but Cody with a kick and punches. Sheamus with an Irish whip and Cody tries to float over but Sheamus catches him. Cody escapes and he tags in Damien. Damien has a kick blocked and Sheamus sends Damien to the mat and connects with an elbow drop.
Sheamus with punches but Damien with punches and kicks. Sheamus with an Irish whip and shoulder into the corner. Sheamus with a running knee lift and a running double sledge or two. Sheamus gets Damien up for White Noise but Damien escapes.
Sheamus sends Damien over the top rope to the apron and it is time for forearms across the chest. Sheamus with an elbow to Cody when he tries to interfere. Damien drops Sheamus on the top rope and then he pulls Sheamus to the floor.
Sheamus punches Damien but Cody with Beautiful Disaster off the announce table and we go to commercial.
We are back and Sheamus punches Cody but Cody with a drop kick and he gets a near fall. Cody with punches to the back while Sheamus is in the ropes. Damien tags in and he punches Sheamus and follows with a head butt. Damien with forearms and punches to Sheamus while hanging over the apron. Sheamus with head butts and Cody tags in and he keeps Randy from tagging in. Cody with a boot to the chest and then he punches Sheamus. Cody with a front face lock and he kicks Sheamus in the ribs. Sandow punches Sheamus and applies a front face lock. Sheamus with knees and punches.
Sandow with kicks in the corner and the referee warns Sandow. Sheamus with punches but Damien with a kick and punches. Sandow runs into boots from Sheamus and Sheamus pulls himself onto the turnbuckles and he hits a flying shoulder tackle and both men are down.
Orton and Rhodes tag in and Orton with two clotheslines. Cody misses a clothesline and Orton with a power slam. Orton with an Exploder suplex and he sends Rhodes into the ropes and he hits the IEDDT. Sandow hits Orton from behind but Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Sandow. Orton goes for the RKO push ups and then he hits the RKO for the three count.
Winners: Sheamus and Randy Orton
After the match, The Shield’s music plays and they appear on the TitanTron. Dean tells Randy and Sheamus to relax. Dean says that they don’t have to be afraid. Seth says maybe they do. Roman says that they don’t have to worry about tonight.
Dean says that they should know that the ring that Randy and Sheamus are standing in is their. They can ask the Big Show. They served justice to the Big Show just like they have to every major star in the industry. They mention Ryback, Sheamus, Orton, Cena, and Rock.
Seth says that brings up an interesting point. They have taken John Cena and the Rock multiple times and they have been laid out in the center of the ring. Roman says that it was like roadkill.
Seth says that they are criminals and they take from the Shield because they are in the main event at Wrestlemania. They don’t even have a match at Wrestlemania and that is an injustice.
Dean tells Randy and Sheamus to find a partner, any partner they want.
Randy says that he is in.
Sheamus says that he will see them at Wrestlemania.
Seth says that the Showcase of Immortals now becomes the Showcase of Justice.
Dean says that at Wrestlemania you will believe.
Roman says to believe in the Shield.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Fandango will be here tonight . . . will he wrestle?
Michael Cole reminds us about Triple H making the challenge to Brock Lesnar two weeks ago. On Monday night, Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar gave their answer.
Michael says that this is the ultimate form of blackmail. The announcers wonder what type of conditions Paul and Brock will place on the match. On Monday night, Triple H will respond.
Sheamus and Randy Orton are in the back and they say that they have made the right decision.
Big Show arrives and he says that they could use a tag team partner.
Sheamus wants to know if Show wants to be their partner.
Show says that he does not trust them, but they need someone brutal, merciless and vicious who can bulldoze anyone who comes their way. He says they need a tag team partner who is the ultimate destroyer.
Orton agrees with them and Sheamus says that is why they have picked . . .
the camera pans and we see Ryback.
Show breathes heavily at Ryback and walks away.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Tamina Snuka and Aksana versus Kaitlyn and Layla El
Layla and Tamina start things off and they lock up. Tamina sends Layla into the corner and Layla hits the turnbuckle with her head. Layla with kicks but Tamina does not move on an Irish whip. Layla with a few kicks but Tamina blocks a kick and pushes Layla to the mat.
Tamina tosses Layla by the hair and then she chokes Layla with her boot. Tamina sends Layla into the turnbuckles a few times. Aksana tags in and she kicks Layla. Tamina tags back in and she kicks Layla. Aksana tags in while Naomi and Cameron watch on the monitor. Aksana with a side Russian leg sweep and then she puts Layla in a bow and arrow.
Aksana gets a near fall. Aksana with an Irish whip and Aksana crawls to make the tag. Tamina with a suplex and she floats over to get a near fall. Tamina with a punch but Layla with forearms. Tamina works on the shoulder and Irish whips Layla into the corner. Tamina misses a splash into the corner and Layla gets a near fall.
Kaitlyn and Aksana tag in and Kaitlyn with a clothesline and flying shoulder tackle. Kaitlyn with an inverted DDT for a near fall. Tamina with a forearm to the back of the head as Kaitlyn comes off the ropes. Kaitlyn pushes Aksana into Tamina and Tamina falls off the apron. Kaitlyn with a spear but Layla tags herself in and she hits the triple jump cross body and gets the three count.
Winners: Layla El and Kaitlyn
After the match Layla celebrates but Kaitlyn is not that interested in the amount of celebrating.
Cameron and Naomi discuss what Layla did in the match and then they turn around and the Bellas are standing there. They exchange small talk and Naomi tells them that the Bellas are influences of their.
Nikki wants to make sure that they heard that they were the influence for a couple of hoochie mamas to come to WWE and shake their butts for a dancing dinosaur and his friend who thinks that he is Japanese.
Brie says that they didn’t want to disrespect them but they wanted to introduce themselves. The Bellas attack Cameron and Naomi in the back and referees and officials make their way to break into the area to break things up.
It is time for the Raw Rebound with a look at the tribute paid to the passing of Paul Bearer and CM Punk’s comments. We then see what happened when Kane faced CM Punk and the post match attack by Punk and the stealing of the urn.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Kane (with Daniel ‘The Dazzler’ Bryan) versus Dolph Ziggler (with Big E Langston and AJ Lee)
Kane backs Ziggler into the corner and Kane with knees and an uppercut. Kane with a kick and then he punches Ziggler in the corner and follows with another uppercut. Kane with another punch and kicks. Kane with a shoulder in the corner followed by an uppercut. Kane with a biel to Ziggler.
Kane with an Irish whip but he misses a charge into the corner and Kane with an uppercut and Ziggler goes to the floor. Kane follows and Ziggler tries to punch Kane but Kane blocks it. Ziggler with a kick to the leg and punches but Kane with a boot to the head. Kane with a slam and then he gets Ziggler up for another slam.
Ziggler with an elbow and punches to Kane. Ziggler with a kick and punches to Kane. Kane back body drops Ziggler but he lands on the apron. Ziggler with a punch and then he drops Kane on the top rope. Ziggler with a missile drop kick from the top turnbuckle and h gets a near fall. Ziggler kicks Kane in th had and punches him. Ziggler with a leaping elbow drop for a near fall.
Ziggler with a reverse chin lock into a front face lock. Kane picks up Ziggler and tosses him across the ring. Kane charges at Ziggler but Ziggler with a drop toe hold that sends Kane into the turnbuckles and Ziggler with a DDT for a near fall. Ziggler punches Kane in the head.
Kane with an uppercut but Ziggler with kicks. Kane with a clothesline and kick to the midsection. Kane with a delayed vertical suplex followed by a drop kick for a near fall. Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline. Kane with a second clothesline after an Irish whip but Ziggler counters the side slam and Ziggler with a sleeper.
Kane backs Ziggler into the turnbuckles but he runs into a boot. Kane with an uppercut when Ziggler comes off the turnbuckles and Kane gets a near fall. Kane goes up top for the flying clothesline and he connects. Kane signals for the choke slam but AJ distracts Kane. Langston and Bryan fight outside the ring and Bryan is bieled into the timekeeper’s area. Kane with a boot to Langston on the floor.
Ziggler with the Fameasser to Kane when he comes back into the ring and Ziggler hits the Zig Zag for the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
After the match, Ziggler stands over Kane and taunts him. Kane grabs Ziggler by the throat but Langston makes the save with a body block to Kane. Langston hits the Big Ending on Kane.
Langston, Ziggler, and AJ leave and survey the damage they did to the tag team champions.
We take a look at Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez’ parody of the Zeb Colter videos. We have a new subject this week. It is borders.
R Truth and Chris Jericho laugh at what Alberto and Ricardo did. Jack and Zeb enter and Jack asks Chris if he thinks that was funny. Jack asks Chris if he thought it was funny when Jack beat Chris and four others to get the match at Wrestlemania and he has the weight of the nation on his back. He is fighting for the soul of this country.
Chris is no different than Del Rio. He came across this border from Canada and he is trying to take something from real Americans.
Chris says that he grew up in Canada, but he was born in America so he is a real American. Chris says that Zeb is a cross between Rush Limbaugh and Yosemite Sam. Chris tells Jack to worry about Wrestlemania and his title match. He also reminds Jack that he has a match against him tonight. Until Jack and Sam can beat him, he tells Jack to shut the hell up.
We go to commercial.
We are back and are you ready to Fandango?
Great Khali and Natalya are in the ring dancing and Fandango’s music starts to play again. Khali and Natalya dance along in the ring while Fandango makes his way onto the stage.
Fandango tells everyone to be quiet and he has them stop the music. He says being a professional interpreter of the language of dance, that is unacceptable. It is obvious that Khali cannot dance at all. He tells stretch to see if he can pronounce his name correctly.
Khali introduces him but he does not do it up to Fandango’s standards. Fandango says that was horrible and he tells Khali that he better have a lot of money because they will have to reimburse everyone who is going to miss out on the debut of Fandango.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to take a look at the John Cena and Rock video package.
Matt Striker is in the interview area and he lets us know that the six man tag match is official. The Shield will face Randy Orton, Sheamus, and Ryback.
Matt is with Sheamus and Randy. Sheamus says the odds are in their favor now. Randy says that the Shield will see what Ryback can do when he faces Mark Henry. A blur comes at Sheamus and it is Roman Reigns who spears Sheamus. Rollins and Ambrose attack Orton. They send Orton into the metal door a few times. They turn their attention to Sheamus and tehn send him through a table.
Officials tell the Shield to leave and they call for Booker.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Teddy Long and Booker T have joined the medical staff checking on Sheamus and Orton. Ryback makes his way into the area and he asks what happened. Teddy says it was the Shield. Booker tells Ryback that they will take care of Randy and Sheamus. He tells Ryback to focus on his match with Mark Henry.
Match Number Four: Mark Henry versus Ryback
They charge at each other and lock up and neither man can get an advantage as they go around the ring. The Shield’s music plays and they stop.
The Shield come through the crowd and make their way to the ring.
They do not go over the ringside barrier at first and then Mark Henry leaves the ring and The Shield go after Ryback and Ryback with a clothesline to Ambrose while Rollins is on his back. Ryback clotheslines Reigns. The Shield use Mark Henry to distract Ryback and they pounce on Ryback and triple team him.
Ambrose and Rollins pick up Ryback for the Cerberus Power Bomb and they send Ryback to hell.
Mark Henry picks up Ryback and hits the World’s Strongest Slam. Henry picks Ryback up again and hits another World’s Strongest Slam.
Henry tells the referee to get out of the ring and then he picks up Ryback for a third World’s Strongest Slam and he hits it. He tells Ryback that is what he has in store for him. He will not run through him like the other punks Ryback has dealt with. He welcomes Ryback to the Hall of Pain.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of the attack on Ryback by the Shield and then by Mark Henry.
Match Number Five: Chris Jericho versus Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
They lock up and Swagger backs Jericho into the corner but Jericho pushes Swagger after the break. They lock up again and Swagger with a waist lock. Jericho with a standing switch and take down to the mat. Swagger with a reversal. Swagger runs Jericho into the corner and Swagger punches Jericho on the break. Swagger kicks Jericho in the ribs. Jericho with kicks and chops followed by a forearm. Jericho with a kick to the midsection followed by a clothesline and knee to the chest.
Jericho with a forearm. Jericho sends Swagger to the apron and then Jericho with the springboard drop kick to knock Swagger off the apron. We go to commercial.
We are back and Swagger with an Irish whip and a running knee into the corner. Swagger with boots to Jericho and he stands on Jericho’s chest. Swagger stretches Jericho while yelling ‘We the People’. Jericho gets to his feet but he hits a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down.
Swagger with a clothesline to Jericho and he gets a near fall. Swagger rubs his forearm across the back of Jericho’s neck while his face is against the canvas. Swagger with a front face lock. Jericho gets a near fall on Swagger and he kicks Swagger in the ribs. Jericho punches Swagger and then connects with a forearm.
Swagger with an Irish whip and Swagger goes for the leg and he applies the ankle lock but Jericho kicks Swagger away and gets an inside cradle and a near fall. Swagger with a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. We go to commercial.
We are back and Swagger with a running clothesline into the corner. Swagger gets Jericho up but Jericho counters with a DDT and he gets a near fall. Jericho with kicks to the head and chest. Swagger sends Jericho chest first to the mat and then he tries for the Doctor Bomb but Jericho blocks it and he tries for the Walls of Jericho.
Swagger blocks it and he puts Jericho in the ankle lock. Jericho reverses and he applies the Walls of Jericho. Colter gets on the apron but Jericho does not release the hold but Swagger is able to get to the ropes. Jericho has something to say to Colter. Jericho with a baseball slide to Swagger and Jericho goes to the floor.
Jericho Irish whips Swagger into the ring steps. Jericho sends Swagger back into the ring and he goes up top and hits a cross body but only gets a two count. Jericho with knees to the head but Swagger sends Jericho into the turnbuckles but he misses a splash. Jericho tries for the Codebreaker but Swagger counters and sends Jericho into the turnbuckles. Swagger with the Doctor Bomb for the three count.
Winner: Jack Swagger
We go to credits.
Report by Richard Trionfo & PWinsider.com