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Submitted by Kevin Gregg on Monday, November 26, 2001 at 11:36 PM EST
WWF RAW Results: 11/26 Referee: Brian Hebner Jeff Hardy vs. Christian (c) Christian kicked Jeff around the ring and then he picked him up and went for a right hand but Jeff battled back with some right hands of his own. Christian whipped Jeff off the ropes and Jeff came back with a jumping clothesline and then a drop kick. Christian gave Jeff a shot to the head to knock him down and then he went for the Unprettier, but Jeff countered it and he gave Christian the Twist of Fate. Matt told Jeff to pin Christian, but Jeff went to the top rope and Matt got angry as Jeff climbed up to the top rope. Christian rolled to the outside of the ring and Matt yelled at Jeff as Christian shoved Matt into the post and Jeff fell down from the top rope into the ring and then Christian got in the ring and pinned him for a three count to retain the title. Backstage: Stone Cold's locker room was shown, and he's here tonight! Backstage: Rob Van Dam was shown stretching and meditating for tonight's match against D-Von Dudley with the Hardcore title on the line! Backstage: Jeff Hardy was shown with Lita and Matt and an ice pack. Matt asked Jeff how he could be so stupid? Matt told him that he shouldn't even be wrestling tonight. Did he listen to him? No. Matt even gave him some tips in the ring, and the two argued over Jeff's loss. Matt said that ever since they've been kids, he's had to guide him. Jeff said that Matt has always thought he was smarter and better. Matt said that's pretty obvious. Lita tried to interject, but Matt told her to shut up. Lita then told Matt that she thought he was in here, because he cared about Jeff. It's obvious that he only cares about himself. Lita left, and Jeff asked Matt who feels stupid now? Referee: Teddy Long D-Von Dudley vs. Rob Van Dam (c) D-Von went to whip Rob into it, but Rob whipped D-Von into the other corner and then he kicked him in the chest to knock him down. Rob went for the rolling monkey flip, but D-Von avoided it and Rob hopped to the second rope and D-Von grabbed Rob Van Dam and he gave him a neck breaker from the second rope onto the steel chair. D-Von then pinned Rob Van Dam for a two count, after posing. Rob Van Dam got up and he gave D-Von a side kick to knock him down and then he hopped to the top rope and D-Von shoved the referee into the ropes to slow Rob Van Dam down. D-Von nailed Rob Van Dam in the head with the trash can lid and then D-Von hooked Rob on the ropes and he went for a super plex, but Rob Van Dam battled out of it. Rob knocked D-Von down to the center of the ring onto the steel chair and then Rob Van Dam came off the top rope with the Five Star Frog Splash and then a pin for a three count to get the win! Backstage: The former Alliance members were shown in the backstage area, and they were complaining about Rob Van Dam. Regal then said that he has to go to the bathroom, and he needs them to go with him, because you never know when Stone Cold is going to strike. The other former Alliance members reluctantly went with William Regal, and Bubba was left standing there and he decided to go with Regal, but before he did, he said that he's not holding anything. Backstage: William Regal and the others were shown in the bathroom, and they heard a noise, and they thought that it would be Austin, but it was The Big Show. They heard another noise, and Regal got startled, and he took a leak all over The Big Show's pants! Regal and the others quickly left as The Big Show yelled. Backstage: Stacy Keibler was shown getting ready for her match, and Michael Cole showed up. On Thursday, she challenged Trish Stratus to a Gravy Bowl Match, so why does she think she can beat Trish in a Bra and Panties match? Stacy said that when she is in her Bra and Panties, she always comes out on top. During the Break: During the Break, The Big Show went into Ric Flair's office, and he came out with somewhat of a satisfied look on his face! Bra and Panties Match Referee: Jack Doan Stacy Keibler vs. Trish Stratus (c) Stacy then pulled Trish's shirt off, and then Trish gave Stacy a chin breaker. Trish tried to pull Stacy's shirt off, and Stacy tried to fight it. Trish got Stacy's shirt off, and the match is even! Stacy kicked Trish in the stomach to knock her down and then she kicked away on Trish in the corner. Trish kicked Stacy to knock her down and then Trish went for the springboard bulldog, but Stacy tossed Trish into the corner. Stacy stomped away on Trish as she was stuck in the corner and then she stood on her hair and pulled her arms off the mat a couple of times. Trish rolled Stacy up and then she pulled her pants off! Trish then knocked Stacy Keibler down with a hard kick and then she pinned her for a three count to get the win and retain the Title. Backstage: The Rock was shown walking in the backstage area with the World Championship, and it looked like he was headed towards the arena! In ring promo: The Rock's music hit in the arena and he made his way to the ring as the World Champion, and it looks like he may have something on his mind! The fans chanted "Rocky, Rocky!" as The Rock was ready to speak. The Rock said that in less than two weeks from now at Vengeance, history will be made. There will be one, ONE undisputed Champion. The last time The Rock checked, there were two Champions. WWF Champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin and World Champion, People's Champion, The Rock! (The fans booed at the mention of Stone Cold.) The Rock said it seems like everybody is hyped up in Oklahoma City as they chanted The Rock's name. The Rock is just as hyped, and The Rock has never claimed to be a genius, but if you have two Champions and you want to have one Champion, would it not make sense to have the two Champions face each other?! Would it not make sense to have Stone Cold Steve Austin face The Rock, one on one, Champion vs. Champion. Undisputed Champion, rematch, Wrestlemania, the biggest the world will ever see! Obviously, Vince McMahon doesn't see that logic. Vince McMahon woke up one morning and said "Champion vs. Champion? Why that's absurd. Quite frankly, that's ridiculous. That doesn't make sense, but what does make sense is that I put two losers in the ring like Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle in the ring one more chance to get their asses whooped! However, what does make more sense is to have a grown man kiss my ass! Also, he would go to the nearest forest and have a wood chuck nibble on his scrotum! Oh yes, that's right. Mr. McMahon isn't done yet. What he would do is find the nearest forest in Oklahoma City and find a deer and have him stick his antlers right up my billion dollar ass! Now that does make sense, because I'm Vince McMahon and I can do anything, damnit! Ha ha ha." Oh shut your mouth, Vince McMahon, you antler loving asshole! The fans bursted out in a "Rocky, Rocky!" chant and The Rock said that if Vince wants to do things his way, handicap match on Smackdown! and RAW, fine. But The Rock says this. Come Vengeance, two weeks from now, do anything you want now, but the fact is that at Vengeance, in front of the millions and millions of Rock's fans...Chris Jericho's music hit to interrupt The Rock and he made his way out! Chris stood on the stage and the fans booed him and chanted for The Rock. Chris questioned the millions of fans. It's funny "The Rock" that he mentions the millions. Because there was the millions that have lead Chris to a certain epiphany. Last week on Smackdown! when Chris Jericho beat The Rock with his very own move, he had a moment of clarity. In that moment, he realized what the problem with Y2J was. He realized what the biggest weakness of Y2J was. And you know what it was? The fans chanted "You suck, you suck!" directed towards Chris Jericho, and Chris said that weakness was that he cared. He actually cared about what the people thought about him! He actually cared about their opinions! When he arrived at an arena, he wasn't concerned with how he was going to win his matches, he was concerned with how he was going to entertain the people. You know what? That was a lot of fun, but let's be honest. Where did that ever get him? Where did that ever get him?! And now, he has turned the biggest turning point in his career when he stopped worrying about the millions and started worrying about the one. The one that he's neglected more than any, and that one is him, Y2J. As a result of that, he's become an even bigger star than he ever could have imagined. He's become Larger than Life! And now he's completely focused at the task at hand, The Rock. That is beating the living hell out of The Rock at Vengeance and becoming the Undisputed Champion, and further cementing his status as the new Living Legend of the World Wrestling Federation! The Rock said that he's going to be a legend all right, because at Vengeance, the former Jerichoholics will witness The Rock beat him, because it's going to beat Vengeance that The Rock whips his ass, and tonight, he'll do just the same. The Rock won't stop until he goes to Vengeance and walks out as the Undisputed Champion. Since Chris interrupted The Rock tonight, this one time is for Chris Jericho on behalf of the millions and millions, if you smellalala what The Rock is cookin'! Referee: Timothy White Test vs. Edge (c) Edge got up and he knocked Test down with a clothesline and then a spinning heel kick. Test whipped Edge off the ropes and Edge came back with a kick to the chest. Test went for a back suplex, but Edge got out of it, and then he took Test down with the Edge-o-Matic. Edge pinned Test, but he only got a two count. Test went for the big boot, but Edge ducked it. Edge went for the DDT, but Test got out of it and he took Edge down with the full nelson slam. Test then pinned Edge with his feet on the ropes and he got a two count as the referee noticed it. Test argued with the referee and then he went for the pump handle on Edge, but Edge got out of it. Test went for a power bomb on Edge, but Edge countered it with a head scissors take down. Edge then went for the spear, but Test pulled the referee in front of him, and Edge nailed the referee. Test then nailed Edge with the big boot as the referee called for the bell. The Aftermath: After the match, Test grabbed a chair and he went to hit Edge with it, but Albert and Scotty 2 Hotty came out, and Albert took the chair and Scotty hit Test with a super kick and then Albert whipped Test into the corner and splashed him and as he came out of the corner, Edge speared him down to the mat! Backstage: Kurt Angle and Vince McMahon were shown backstage, and Kurt told Vince not to worry. He's got bigger things to think about, like which cheek is he going to have Stone Cold kiss? Vince said that he hasn't decided. Kurt said that's going to be a moment. He's really waiting on that moment. If there's one thing that's the most pathetic thing in the world, it's an ass kisser. Vince agreed, right as Regal walked in. Vince asked Regal if he's ready for his match with The Big Show? Regal asked Vince if he can pull some strings, because he just urinated on him. Vince said that he can't pull any strings, but he's got something for him. Vince talked to Regal privately, and then he whispered some advice into his ear. Regal thanked Vince, and Regal left as Kurt told Regal not to kiss any ass. Backstage: Another shot of Stone Cold's locker room was shown, and the big question is: Will he join the Mr. McMahon kiss my ass club? We'll find out live, tonight! William Regal vs. The Big Show Backstage: Vince McMahon was shown in his office, and the Undertaker showed up. Vince seemed happy, but the Undertaker asked since when does Vince send for him? Vince asked him to come here tonight to ask him if he had a good Thanksgiving. The Undertaker said like Vince gives a damn. Vince said that he cares. It was Vince who put the Undertaker in the main event against Kurt Angle on Smackdown!. Vince said that when he came to the ring with the chair in his hand, he was going to knock the hell out of the Undertaker if he didn't let go of Kurt Angle, because he cares. You see, he's been caring for a living for a long time. When the Undertaker said that he was looking for a little respect, that's all Vince has ever given him. Nothing but respect, because he never had to look behind him to know he's there. He took it for granted. In a round about way, that's the ultimate respect you can pay somebody, to take for granted that they are going to be there for the thick and the thin. That's respect. Think about that. And think about something else. The Undertaker owes Vince McMahon. The Undertaker seemed confused, and Vince said that he is the real deal. He's the American Bad Ass. There's nobody like him, and he kicks ass in the WWF. If he were to kick ass on the outside, they call that assault and battery. His ass would be in jail. He does what he does in the World Wrestling Federation, thanks to Mr. McMahon. One other thing he wants him to think about. The Undertaker may not agree, but in Vince's view, Vince and the Undertaker are a lot alike. Vince left, and the Undertaker seemed confused. WWF New York: A shot of WWF New York was shown, and the fans are enjoying the show there, and Lance Storm is there. Jim Ross asked him what he's doing now that he's out of a job? Lance said that he's biding his time. Waiting for the perfect moment to come back and get his revenge. He will have it, because truth be told, he's too big of a talent to be ignored and too great of an athlete to be held back. Some day, he will get his spot, and some day, he will reek havoc. A woman showed up and yelled at Lance Storm, because he wasn't doing his job, which is janitorial work at WWF New York! Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho vs. Kane and The Rock Kurt Angle took The Rock down with a suplex in the ring and then he and Chris Jericho stomped away on him. Kurt Angle gave The Rock another suplex and then Chris Jericho wanted to get the tag, and Kurt made the tag to Chris. Kurt held onto The Rock as Chris gave him a number of right hands. Chris knocked The Rock down with a hard clothesline and then he chopped him into the corner. Chris took The Rock down and then he pinned him for a two count. Chris made the tag to Kurt Angle and he got in the ring and gave The Rock some right hands. Kurt whipped The Rock, but The Rock countered it and he got Kurt in a Samoan drop. The Rock made it over and he made the tag to Kane and Kane got in the ring with a series of right hands on Kurt Angle. Kane whipped Kurt into the corner and he gave him a huge clothesline and then he whipped Kurt off the ropes and gave him a tilt a whirl slam and then a big boot to Chris Jericho. Kane grabbed Kurt by the throat and lifted him up but Chris attacked Kane from behind. Kane whipped Kurt off the ropes and he grabbed him by the throat, but Chris came off the top rope with a missile drop kick. Chris and Kurt Angle kicked away on Kane as he was down against the ropes and The Rock tried to get in the ring, but the referee restrained him. Kurt and Chris double teamed Kane in the corner and then the two hooked Kane in a double team suplex towards the center of the ring. Chris pinned Kane, but he only got a two count and then Chris hammered away on Kane as he was down. Chris made the tag to Kurt Angle and he got in the ring and gave Kane some right hands. Kurt whipped Kane off the ropes and Kane countered it and Kurt went behind Kane, and Kane gave Kurt a reverse elbow. Kane then whipped Kurt into the corner and Kurt nailed Kane with a reverse elbow and then he charged at Kane, but Kane caught him in a power slam. Both men made the tag and The Rock got in the ring with a number of right hands on Chris Jericho. The Rock knocked Chris to the outside of the ring and then he pulled Kurt Angle into the ring! The Rock tossed Kurt to the outside of the ring as well and Chris got in the ring and The Rock gave him a spinebuster and then he gave him the Sharpshooter and Kurt broke it up. Kane then came off the top rope with a huge jumping clothesline on Kurt Angle and then Chris waited for The Rock to get up and he went for the Rock Bottom on The Rock, but The Rock blocked it and he gave Chris a DDT and then a pin for a three count to get the win! The Aftermath: After the match, The Rock did his celebrating, and he discovered that Chris Jericho was getting up and when Chris got up, The Rock took him right back down with the Rock Bottom! The Rock then got out of the ring and he got a steel chair and he went to nail Chris with it, but Kurt Angle pulled him out of the ring before The Rock could do any damage. Backstage: Vince was shown with the Dudleys, Regal, Christian and Test and Vince talked to them about tonight's events. Vince said that they will get the last laugh, because there's not a damn thing Mr. Flair can do about Stone Cold kissing Vince's ass in the ring. Regal gave Vince some chap stick to give to Stone Cold, and it's time for some ass kissing! Vince told them to make sure that they've got his back, not that he's going to need it. And Austin is going to have Vince's back. Backstage: A shot of Stone Cold's locker room was shown, and there were beer cans all over the place, and Austin was nowhere to be found! In ring promo: Vince McMahon's music hit and he made his way to the ring, and it's time for the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club Segment?! Vince said in just a moment, Mr. McMahon is going to drop his trousers, take his jacket off, pull down his underwear and Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to kiss his ass! But for the few Stone Cold fans that are here tonight, Vince has something to say. Stone Cold is not going to do anything that each and every one of the fans wouldn't do themselves. The fans booed, and Vince told the fans to come on. They kiss their bosses ass. Don't tell Vince they don't. Come on. When they look in the mirror, they see a genuine ass kisser! That's what they see! So don't be upset if Austin simply does exactly what all of the fans would do. With that in mind, please welcome the next individual. The second man who joins the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club, Stone Cold Steve Austin! Stone Cold's music hit, and he made his way to the ring as the WWF Heavyweight Champion. Austin had a beer with him, and he took a sip, and Vince said that it's not like he has to kiss some big old greasy, hairy fat Oklahoma ass. Vince has a nice ass! It's worthy of being kissed, because they want to end this thing, once and for all. It's time to get down to business. Austin put the belt down, and he had a mic as Vince took off his jacket. Vince said that it's time for Austin to get on his knees. Austin replied by saying "What?" Vince repeated himself. What? Vince told Austin that he doesn't want to do this. What? He doesn't want to have McMahon / Austin 2. What? Austin wants to end this tonight by publicly kissing his ass, and it's over. Austin said to let him think about it, and he finished off his beer and then he opened up another one and he told Vince that he's still thinking about it. Vince asked him if he's going to kiss his ass or not? Austin said that he was thinking about that. In the last few months, he's seen Vince for what he is. He's gotten a little smarter in the process. He doesn't want Austin vs. McMahon 2. It's time for Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon to bury the hatchet. Vince said that's exactly his point, so pucker up. Vince slowly pulled his pants down and Austin told him that he's about the ugliest stripper he's ever seen in his life. Is that supposed to be sexy? What? Vince gave Austin some chap stick and he told him to put it on. Austin put it on, and he said that if he's going to do this, he's going to do it the right way. Vince said if he's going to do it the right way, then his breath smells like beer. So there's some gum. Austin opened the piece of gum, and he put it in his mouth and started chewing. Vince had some mouth wash, too. Vince told Austin to gargle before he kisses. Austin told Vince that he's starting to get on his nerves, but if he's going to do this, he's going to do it the right way. That's the way Stone Cold Steve Austin does things. Austin gargled, and he spit it out in the ring. Vince then told Austin to get on his knees, and Vince pulled his underwear down. Vince told Austin to take a look at that ass. There's not one blemish on that beautiful ass. Austin got down on one knee, and he got in front of Vince's ass, and said before he kisses his ass, could he make it do one of those tricks he was talking about? Vince did it, and Vince said to get on with it. Austin said that if he kisses his ass, that means it's over between he and Vince, right? Vince said that's exactly right. Now kiss my ass. Vince bent over, and Austin asked Vince if he ever uses any toilet paper? He's gotta understand how hard this is for him. Vince said he doesn't have all night. Kiss his ass, and it's over between them. Pucker up, and kiss his ass! Austin gave Vince a nasty low blow and then he took Vince's belt off and whipped his ass with it! The former Alliance members stormed to the ring, only to get nailed with the belt as well! Austin tried to fight them off, and Kurt Angle stormed to the ring as well to beat up on Austin and the fans chanted for The Rock. The former Alliance members beat Austin into the crowd, and Kurt was left in the ring with Vince to help him up. They showed the replay, and Jim Ross laughed as hard as he could at ringside. Kurt pointed that out to Vince, and Vince got angry at Jim Ross, and he asked him if he's laughing at him? All of the fans laugh at Vince McMahon?! Vince will give us something to laugh at. Vince got out of the ring and he and Kurt Angle dragged Vince McMahon out of his seat and they brought him into the ring. Kurt got Jim in a chicken wing, and Vince trash talked Jim Ross as Kurt held him. Vince told Ross to guess what's going to happen? Vince is going to make Jim Ross do exactly what each and every one of these people are going to do. You know what? Because these people are going to kiss Vince's ass through Jim Ross! Jim Ross tried to fight out of the clutch of Kurt Angle, but he was unable to do so as Vince pulled his pants down in front of Ross, and he told him to kiss his ass! The Undertaker's music then hit and he made his way out to the ring! The Undertaker got in the ring, and Jim Ross made his way over to the Undertaker, and the Undertaker looked at Ross and then he headed towards Kurt Angle and Vince. The Undertaker then picked up the mic and Jim's hat, and he gave it to Ross. Ross put the hat on, and the Undertaker said that he's been here a long damn time, and just when he thinks he's seen everything, Vince has got to take the cake. The Undertaker checks to see if he has this right. Vince wants Jim Ross to kiss his ass? And Kurt Angle is going to force this man to kiss Vince's ass? You know in 11 years, he's seen a lot of people and a lot of em go. Hogan, Warrior, Savage, Piper, Bret, Shawn Michaels. He's seen the games they've played, and he's seen the games Vince plays. You know what? When it was all said and done, some way or another, they all kissed Vince's ass. The saddest thing about that is that the one that kissed his ass the most was the Undertaker. 11 years he's been here, and 11 years he's kissed his ass. He's stayed, and he's still putting up with his crap. The Undertaker told Ross that before he takes care of this situation, he just wants to know, was he going to kiss his ass? Jim Ross said hell no and the Undertaker asked Jim if he wants to kiss his ass? Jim responded with another hell no, and the Undertaker said that the man said no, so tell us this: Is that because you're better than the Undertaker? The Undertaker then knocked Jim Ross down with a hard right hand and then he yelled at him: ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME? Because right here, whether you like it or not, in front of your family, you are going to kiss Vince's ass! The Undertaker told Vince to drop his pants, and the Undertaker told Jim Ross that he's going to kiss Vince's ass, and the Undertaker is going to see to it. The Undertaker then grabbed Jim Ross and told him to pucker up, bitch, and then the Undertaker said that Ross can't kiss his ass, until Vince is wearing the man's hat. Now get over there and kiss his ass! The Undertaker rubbed Jim's face into Vince's ass and then Vince hopped around the ring like a cowboy as the Undertaker's music hit! PowerWrestling.com: Pure Greatness.
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