Francine walks in Corino's locker room before the main event at Massacre on 34th Street and wants to see his belt. She wants to warm up, but he says that he already did that for himself. She then takes Jack Victory in another room to give him head. She bites him. Credible comes and canes Corino. "Sharp teeth are a bitch!"- Francine. "And so are you!"- Credible.

Marilyn Manson "Disposable Teens" video with Massacre on 34th Street highlights.

"Joel, in these highly political times, I'm a modern day Machiavelli, and I elect for my female constituentcy to be covered in peanut butter and jelly, some homemade vanilla syrup, just a shot of whipped cream, makes an old woman blush, and a young girl scream, Gertner!"

Styles hypes up the Dudley Boyz return to ECW.

Simon Diamond/Swinger vs York/Matthews highlights. Dawn Marie comes out before the match and says she will go home with the winning team. York/Matthews won the match with the Rebel Yell. Dawn appears to leave with York and Matthews, but she turns on them to join Simon and Swinger.

CW Anderson vs Tommy Dreamer highlights. During this match, "Towel Boy" is grabbed by CW and thrown in the ring. Towel Boy kicks CW (Towel Boy is the boy who wipes the blood and sweat from the ropes between matches. For those who have not seen him, he gets huge pops for his work by the fans). Lou E Dangerously comes out and knocks Dreamer down with the cell phone. Paul E comes out and blasts Lou E with a phone. CW wins with a Spinebuster through a table with the legs out.

Simon (wearing a Notre Dame jersey) says that Swinger doubted the genius of himself. He says Dawn is the final piece to their group. Swinger tells Dawn that he is from Atlanta. Dawn wonders if Atlanta is in another country. CW admits Dawn is nice, but says she doesn't belong in wrestling. Women don't belong in wrestling and he mentions that all women are a distraction. He pinned Dreamer, but he said that is not how an Anderson does things. The next time they face, he will make him tap out. "A Dreamer and all of his dreams, doesn't compare to an Anderson!"

Mikey/Tajiri w/Sinister Minister vs Super Crazy/Kid Kash (mystery partner). Tag Match highlights. Sinister Minister makes his return. Mikey/Tajiri with a Double Boot through chairs to Kash. Mikey with a Top Rope Whippersnapper onto two open chairs. Mikey with a Whippersnapper to the outside through a table. Tajiri with the Tarantula to Crazy. Tajiri spits green mist in Crazy's face. Kash with a Top Rope Hurricanrana to the outside through a table. Tajiri wins with a Top Rope Stomp through a table with Crazy buried under chairs.

Sinister Minister is standing on 34th Street, thanking the fans for their support as he was in the hospital. He is prowling the streets of NYC for souls who have been lost. He finds Blue Boy and Jasmin St Claire standing on the corner. Jasmin wonders if Sinister likes bisexuals. He says it is one of his favorite pastimes. Blue Boy wants him to come with them, but decides not to go. "Actually I think I would rather slam my penis in a car door!"- Sinister.

Rhino says he beat Spike Dudley like a little bitch at the PPV. He hears that Spike wants to bring in his brothers, Buh Buh Ray and D-Von, to Queens. He's had enough of it. He will take out everyone in Dudleyville. Clips of Rhino's destruction over the past year are shown.

Rhino (TV Champion) vs Spike Dudley. TV Title Match highlights. Rhino chokes out Spike for the win and to keep the belt. Rhino beats on Spike with a chair afterwards. Rhino puts referee Mike Keener through a table.

Spike says the Dudley Boyz never took up for him. He didn't need them. He is the toughest Dudley of them all. Rhino's problem isn't with Buh Buh Ray or D-Von, its with him. And he is the biggest problem of them all.

Jerry Lynn vs Justin Credible vs Steve Corino (ECW Champion) w/Jack Victory. 3 Way Dance ECW Title Match highlights. Credible gets on the mic during the match and trashtalks. Lynn with a Cradle Piledriver on a chair to Corino. Francine comes in and feels Lynn up. Francine accidentally low blows Credible. Credible accidentally hits Francine. Credible eliminates Lynn with That's Incredible. Credible with a Suplex on a ladder to Corino. They fight on the balcony. Credible canes Corino off the balcony. Chopfest. That's Incredible and Corino kicks out. Corino hits the Old School Expulsion for the win to remain champ. Sandman comes out, canes Corino and Victory. Sandman says Corino may be the champ for now, but he's taking the belt with him. Sandman celebrates in the balcony.

Lynn walks out of the arena after the PPV. Lynn wonders if Cyrus is trying to be just another whore. Cyrus says he is the pimp and they walk off together.

Sandman wonders if Corino is willing to die for taking the ECW Title. He is willing to do anything for it. Jack Victory walks in and asks for the belt to give back to Corino. Corino runs in and attacks Sandman. Corino pours Sandman's beer all over him. They leave the room happy because of what they did. They soon realize they forgot the belt. Corino is scared to go in, and walks back out. He sends Victory in and Sandman thumps him. Victory comes out of the room in a mess and Corino asks him where the belt is. Victory says he doesn't have it. "Noooooo!"- Corino.

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