Before the show begins, a huge "We Want Leroy" chant starts up! Talking about
being over, Leroy is a god to the fans.

The show starts off with a video of The Messiah floating in the air, and Rob
Black freaking out. Messiah says that he must leave, but he's sending a
guardian angel to protect Black. Who will it be? Rob Black commented that he
thought that the man that is his guardian angel is dead!

Out come Kris Kloss and the true host of XPW TV, Larry Rivera. Kloss begins
to talk about the TV Title Tournament, but out comes Angel in a maid's
outfit! AHHHHHHHH! Angel begins to sing "Happy Birthday" to XPW... another
AHHHHHHHH! After he's done, Rivera grabs the mic and insists that The Messiah
is here and the main event will happy.

Ron Head comes to a "You Suck D*ck" chant! Head says he doesn't do that, the
man who came out that sang Happy Birthday does!


Match One [First Round of the TV Title Tourny]: The Enterprise vs. Kaos
The Enterprise talk about Kaos thinking that Supreme will be at his side for
this match, but he's totally wrong! They've already taken care of him at
Rapture. T.J. Rush is the first one in against Kaos. After Kaos gainst the
advantage, he gets thrown out of the ring because Rush can't handle himself
alone. After Kaos gets in the ring he quickly takes care of Rush and gets the
1... 2... 3... ! Next up is G.Q. Money! Money takes advantage early on, but
misses a top rope dive onto the outside. Kaos finishes him off with a running
drop kick into a chair and a variation of a mid-air stunner! After a bit of
stalling, Rizzono finally gets into the ring. The two talk trash to each
other's faces, then Kaos bitch slaps Rizzono! The two go at it back and forth
with a variation of techinical moves. Rizzono takes Kaos to the top rope, and
hits a back body drop! He then tosses him out of the ring where The
Enterprise take advantage. Rizzono takes Kaos to the top rope again, this
time nailing a vertical suplex! AHHHHHH here comes TJ Rush with a barrell of
who knows what. They set it up in the corner in between the ropes, but
Rizzono is the one who takes the punishment! Kaos then gets the win with a
quick rollup! He leaves the ring with motion towards his waist, exactly where
his TV Title will be at the end of the night!
Winner: Kaos [Advances to the next round]


Match Two [First Round of the TV Title Tourny]: Kronus vs. Dynamite D
When Ron Head announces D as Mr. 80's, he says from now he's D! Kronus gains
advantage early on with a huge clothesline and a monsterous suplex. Kronus
takes it to the outside, but D takes the advantage. D even throws Kronus
through part of the XPW set! While D tries to go back the ring, Kronus throws
D into the same part of the set, then the other! The two fight for a bit on
the outside, with the end result of Kronus bleeding. D reverses Kronus'
attempt to finish him off into an arm-bar that almost rips off his arm!
Winner: D


Match Three [First Round of the TV Title Tourny]: Vicious Vic Grimes vs.
"RCG" Leroy!
Before Leroy even comes out, he gets a standing ovation! WHAT THE FU*K? It's
"Walk" by Pantera! Hell no it ain't RVD, it's RCG, Ring Crew Guy LEEEEEEEROY!
Ron Head announces him as the man sweeps up the "Whole F'N Ring"! Leory goes
for a birage of punches, but they don't work on Vic! He goes to the outside
for his broom and nails VIC! This has no effect on Vic, so he goes to the top
rope for a huge splash. He gets the one, two, but then he raises his head!
Leroy low blows Vic, goes for a spinning heel kick on a chair, but that
doesn't even work. Grimes eventually gets the win with a variation of the
Razor's Edge.
Winner: Vicious Vic Grimes


Match Four [First Round of the TV Title Tourny]: "White Trash" Johnny Webb
vs. Konnan
Oh hell yeah it's that latin gangsta we love to hate, Konnan! After almost 4
month wait, he's finally here in XP F'N W! Konnan gains advantage early on
with a variation of submission moves, but Webb gets back at him with a rack
to the eyes! Webb follows that up with submission holds of his own. Konnan
comes back with his own, that get an ovation from the crowd. Webb gets pissed
low-blows Konnan, but again Konnan shows his dominance and powerbombs White
Trash. Konnan then hits his patented rolling-clothesline. Konnan follows it
up with the Tequilla Sunrise.
Winner: Konnan


Match Five [Semi-Final Round of the TV Title Tourny]: D vs. Kaos
Kaos comes out to a huge ovation and shakes the fans hands. The two exchange
pin attempts and shake hands for approval. They got at it for a bit back and
forth with attempted, but reversed, suplexes. D gets pissed off and leaves
the ring. He gets in the ring, hits an atomic drop and then a vicious suplex.
D goes for the Tourture Rack and drops Kaos onto the top rope. Then he goes
for a vertical suplex that lasts over 30 seconds! After D attempts to go to
the top rope, he gets his with a side kick to his head. Kaos follows up with
his own vertical suplex that lasts just as long! Kaos then tries to make D
submit using a headlock, but he releases the hold and clothesline him out of
the ring. Kaos follows it up with a Asai Moonsault! They get back in the ring
where the two exchange pinning combinations again! AWESOME STUFF! Then they
exchange about 5 chops! WOO! D follows it up with a belly to bell suplex and
top rope elbow drop! Kaos regains advantage, but misses a 450 splash off the
top rope! Kaos wins after reversing a huricanrana into a piledriver! The
crowd erupts as Kaos is announced the winner of this match.
Winner: Kaos


Match Six [Semi-Final Round of the TV Title Tourny]: Vic Grimes vs. Konnan
Konnan shows off his wrestling abilities off early with a huge clothesline
and side suplex on Vic Grimes! But Grimes shows that he's more powerful with
a mega leg drop and a splash in the corner. Grimes then goes to the top rope,
but misses a leg drop. Konnan takes advantage of this and hits a side to
belly suplex. They go to the outside where K-Dog whips him into the
guardrailing and drops wooden steps on him! Then he hits Grimes with both a
ladder and contruction sign! Grimes over powers him with a suplex on the
concrete! Vic then sets Konnan on a table on the outside, does a front flip
from the top rope, but Konnan moves just in time! He gets the Tequilla
Sunrise and the win, but the Black Army is here, but so are Mexico's Most
Wanted!
Winner: Konnan

Konnan gets on the mic gives Vic Grimes props, but then talks crap to him at
the same time! Something to the effect of Richard Gere, Rob Black, Vic
Grimes, and GERBILS! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A huge well deserved ovation for
Konnan! On his way out he punks out about 10 guys in the front row, and a
huge "You Got Punked Out" chant!

Out comes Ron Head after our brief 15 minute intermission, and now announces
that the next match is for number one contendership for the XPW TV Title!


Match Seven [XPW TV Title Number One Contendership]: Homeless Jimmy WITH
Major Gunns vs. New Jack
Jimmy attacks New Jack first with a keyboard, then a scooper! He attacks him
with a roll of tape, but New Jack pulls out a stapler and staples Jimmy's
head THREE TIMES! He follows it up with a trash can shot to the head and
sends Jimmy to the outside. He nails Jimmy with a contruction sign that makes
a load tud on his head! New Jack nails Jimmy in the crotch with a crutch and
trash can lid! AHHHHHHHHHH! Next is a mini-pool table off the top rope! The
ref counts to 2, then stops the count? Ron Head announces this is an
elimination over the top rope battle royal, a new wrestler enters every 2
minutes!

Match Eight [XPW TV Title Number One Contendership]: Battle Royal
Pogo the Clown comes in and dominates Homeless Jimmy! Then he rams New Jack
in the stomach. Pogo whips New Jack, hits a huge clothesline, but Jimmy takes
the clown with crutch! Damien 666 is the next one to come out!

Both Damien 666 and Pogo the Clown dominate over New Jack and Homeless Jimmy.
Jimmy then takes advantage of both Pogo and Damien 666, goes to the top rope,
but gets knocked off! Next one who comes out is Halloween!

Mexico's Most Wanted take care of business, but don't successfully dup Jimmy
to the outside. Pogo goes to the outside and chases Major Gunns with a
fishing net. Next out is Japan's finest, NOZAWA!

Mexico's Most Wanted still control the match and Nozawa. Then, with the help
from New Jack, Nozawa's crotch is stapled! OH MY GOD OUT NEXT IS...
ANGEEEEEEEEEL!

Angel goes after Pogo The Clown to no avail! Pogo bitch slaps him a couple of
times, and Mexico's Most Wanted slap his bare and plump ass!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! After Pogo man handles him, KRAQ'S MUSIC HITS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone team up on Kraq and Angel, as a result Kraq is eliminated. Now
everyone teams up on Pogo and he's eliminated! New Jack goes after Angel, all
the time making fun of his homosexuality. Now Angel is eliminated and so is
Nozawa. Then Halloween is eliminated! Homeless Jimmy now elminates Damien
666. The two first participants are left, Homeless Jimmy and New Jack! New
Jack reverses a splash into a over the top rope plancha into a table. JIMMY
IS NOW ELIMINATED!
Winner and Number One Contender: NEW JACK!!!


Match Nine[Final Round of the TV Title Tourny]: Konnan WITH Pyschosis vs.
Kaos WITH Supreme
HUGE ovation for the out of commission Supreme! Konnan takes advantage early
with a hanging Boston crab then a crippler crossface. Konna shows off his
abilities by almost executing every possible pinning combination there are.
Simply awesome! Kaos gains advantage, goes to the top rope and hits a great
moonsault. He goes back to the top and hits a frog splash! Konnan regains the
advantage with a sitdown powerbomb and then his patented clothesline. Kaos
goes for the pin after a DDT, but only gets the 2. They both go through a
series of pinning combinations, with Konnan finishing off with a Razor's Edge
into a powerbomb. Then Konnan goes for a sidewalk slam into a pin, but Kaos
reverses it, and becomes the first ever XPW TV TITLE CHAMPION!
Winner: Kaos [First XPW TV Champ]


After the match Supreme and Kaos embrace in the ring, but out comes The
Enterprise! Kaos is about to attack Rizzono, but hits Supreme in the head
with the title! Kaos grabs a container of a lighting fluid and pours it all
over Surpeme! He attempts to like Supreme on fire, but the ring crew comes
out and saves Supreme and his life!


Match Ten [Main Event; Control for XPW]: Rob Black w/ Lizzy Borden vs.
Sabu & Josh Lazie
Out comes Rob Black with the XPW World Title, but no Messiah! Rob Black says
it didn't start with The Messiah or Sabu, it started with Lazie, his best
friend. The climax of this show has been 2 years in the making... Black calls
out Lazie and Sabu, they're going to do it finally, once and for all! Lazie
grabs the mic and asks Black who his part is, is it Lizzy? He'll submit to
her anytime... Sabu and Rob Black are first to go at it, and Black literally
bitch slaps Sabu! Sabu retaliates with a variation of kicks and punches from
the middle rope. Lazie gets tagged in and spears Rob Black! 1... 2... kick
out. Sabu is tagged in with a chair in hand! He throws it at Black and nails
him in the head. Now Lazie brings in a table while Sabu carves Black's head
with a fork! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Black is set up in the corner on a table, Lazie
jumps on Sabu's back and springboards off onto the table with Black! Rob
Black runs to the back, so Lazie grabs the mic and says XPW is now his
company motha ph**ka! Lazie goes to the back and brings out Black! Sabu dives
over the top rope, but misses and nails Lazie. Black brings Sabu in the ring,
and dominates him! ROB BLACK IS THE MAN! But here comes Lazie with a table,
and now Sabu has control of Black. Black gets a hold of Sabu's chair and
nails him with it. Lazie is back with yet another table. Rob Black goes
running off backstage, but this time New Jack brings him back! What the f**k
there are two Rob Blacks! One of them is... JOHNNY WEBB? OH MY GOD IT'S
DAMIEN STEELE! HE'S F'N PART OF THE BLACK ARMY! The man who left XPW to sign
a WWF contract is back! Rob Black goes to the top rope and dives on to the
outside on to Lazie on a table! Webb Black, or Johnny, gets the pin and now
Sabu and Lazie are gone from XP F'N W! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! But why does Webb
have the XPW World Title? Is he the new champ?
Winner: Rob Black, Damien Steele, Johnny Webb


Lazie grabs the mic and tells Sabu that they're done in XPW, there's nothing
they can do. He thanks the fans for sticking with XPW while he was here, good
bye.


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