WWF Raw is War Results
    Submitted by DJ Spiker on Monday, August 20, 2001 at 11:46 PM EST

    WWF Raw is War
    Monday, August 20, 2001
    Arco Arena, Sacrmento, California
    Announcers: Jim Ross and Paul Heyman


    Earlier, Stone cold is shown walking in with Debra. Stone Cold walks into
    his locker room, where the ECW/WCW Alliance is waiting for him. They see
    him and burst into applause. Stone Cold remarks that it feels like family
    in here. Stone Cold quiets them, and says again that it feels like family
    in here. Austin says that he appreciates their appreciation. Stone Cold
    says that if they appreciate him half as much as he appreciates them, then
    he's twice as appreciative. No one says anything, then Austin says it's a
    joke. The Alliance all laughs. Austin says that's he's led by example, and
    everyone agrees. Austin says that he appreciates everything they're doing,
    and last night at Summerslam, he whooped Kurt Angle's ass, and if he shows
    up tonight, he'll whoop his little ass again. Austin waves goodbye, and
    walks out, as the Alliance chants 'Steve! Steve'!

    -Raw Theme-

    Lita/Molly Holly/Jackie vs Ivory/Torrie Wilson/Stacy Kiebler
    Lita's music hits as we get a recap of last night's women's match on Sunday
    Night Heat, Lita gets jumped from behind by the three Alliance women, taking
    Lita out of the match. Ivory, Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson walk out.
    Molly Holly and Ivory start off. They lockup. Ivory locks Molly up from
    behind. Molly flips out of a takeover, and takes Ivory down. Holly off the
    ropes, Ivory blocks the hiptoss. Holly backbridge into a one count. Molly
    locks Ivory uip from behind. Ivory reverses it. Holly takes Ivory over in
    a snapmere. Ivory looks for a tag, but the WCW girls run off. Jackie's
    tagged in, takes Ivory down, quick fall, two count. Jackie with a dropkick
    to Ivory. Ivory dives and smacks Torrie, taggin her in. Torrie gets
    speared by JAckie. Jackie grabs Torrie's head and slams her to the mat.
    Jackie kicks Torrie, torrie whips Jackie to the ropes. Torrie calls Stacy
    in. Jackie double clothesline on Torrie and Stacy. Jackie tags in Lita.
    Ivory gets taken down with a drop toe hold. Lita into the corner, and jumps
    over Ivory. Lita can't stand, and Ivory attacks Lita' knee. Lita
    catapault's Ivory into the corner. Lita attempts to make the tag but Ivory
    pulls her back. Lita with a leg kick and tags in Jackie. Jackie knocks
    down Ivory, knocks down Stacy. Ivory catches her from behind with a face
    busterr. Ivory throws Jackie into the corner. Jackie blocks a punch and
    hits a swinging DDt. Jackie with the pinfall.
    Winner: Lita/Molly/Jackie (via pinfall)

    -Commercial break-

    Dudley Boyz and Test talk about how great last night was. Stephanie walks
    in, and wants to talk to Test alone. The Dudley Boyz walk out. Stephanie
    says they might not have ended things on the best not, she didn't know what
    she was doing, and he didn't and they're so much mature now, and the
    Alliance needs his help. He's listening. She knows that she can be a witch
    if she doesnt get what she wants. Last night at SummerSlam, she didnt get
    what she wants. Jericho was not left lyin in the middle of the ring by
    Rhyno, like she wanted. But Test's the man to do it, and she wants him to
    do it tonight, take him out for good. Test says Steph, you're not a witch,
    you're a bitch. You're a bitch, but that's what i always liked about you.
    I'll take out Jericho tonight for you, and i'll get the job done.

    If ya smell what the Rock is cookin. The Rock walks down with the WCW
    title, and poses on the turnbuckles. Rock has the mike. Rocky chants
    begin. Rock looks around at the crowd. 'Finally, the Rock has come back to
    Sacremento! Booker T said last week at SummerSlam, you'd take the Rock to
    school. But Booker T after last night, it was the Rock that took you to
    school. And not only did he take you to school, he taught you lessons for a
    lifetime. the rock taught you People's Elbow 101, Advanced Rock Bottom 407,
    and above all else, gettin your monkey ass whipped 1, 2, 3!' Rocky chants
    begin again. 'See Booker T. there is one more lesson that the Rock taught,
    one you'll never forget. You can try and talk like the Rock, and act like
    that Rock, but the fact remains Booker T, there is only one, and the Rock
    means one, People's champ, most electrifyin man, and that man Booker T is
    the Rock! So Booker T after last night the Rock knows you can't be feelin
    good right now, and the Rock knows you're feelin two feet tall, so the Rock
    wants one thing: Booker T come out here, face the Rock, eye to eye, and
    maybe, just maybe the Rock can make you feel a little better. The Rock asks
    sacremento to chant Booker T's name. Boos break out. small booker chant
    begins. Can you dig it sucka?!? Midget Booker comes out, raisin the roof!
    rock has a smirk on his face. Midget Booker eyes the Rock down. 'Now
    Booker T last night at SummerSlam, how do you feel?' 'How do you think I
    feel, sucka?' 'Whoa whoa whoa, you dont have to get mat at the Rock, dont
    be mad at the Rock, you've got a great body and you're still a fantastic
    athlethe...' 'Yeah, and my hair's great too, sucka!'

    'The Rock tells you what, the Rock wants you to feel better, there's only
    one way for you to feel better, the move! you know the move you do better
    than anyone else' 'Yeah you know, spinarooni, sucka!' 'Why dont you go
    ahead and treat the Rock to a spinarooni!' The midget Booker T does a
    spinarooni. 'That's pretty good Booker T, why dont you show the Rock a
    little moonwalk? Midget Booker T moonwalks. 'Running man?' Midget Booker
    T does the running man. 'You know the Rock's an athlete, why dont you do a
    little Deion Sanders? Midget Booker T dances across the ring. 'Booker T,
    the Rock knows you feel better, can you dig that?' 'no sucka!' rocky
    chants break out again. 'Let the rock asK you one more time. Can you dig
    that?' 'Yeah i can dig it, sucka!' 'Let the Rock ask you one more thing,
    let the Rock finish, let the Rock ask you one more thing, you wanna keep
    dancin?' 'Let's do this sucka!'

    Lance storm's music plays, and Lance Storm walks out. Storm gets in to the
    ring and stares Rock down. Storm's on the mike

    'This is a sad sad display, Ropck, it's a sad day in this business, when
    mockin your opponent via midget is an acceptable form on entertainment. No
    one enjoys a good laugh more than i do, but this ain't funny! You want
    something that's funny, rock? You want a real joke? That's you carryin the
    WCW title. Which brings me to why im out here, to challenge you to a WCW
    title match, right here tonight!' Rocky chants break out as the Rock looks
    at Lance Storm. 'Who in the blue hell are you? Rock doesn't know who you
    are, but he's knows what you says, and if the Rock can be serious for a
    minute, as far as the challenge you made, you and the Rock, WCW title
    tonight, the Rock says.....Just bring it!' 'That's splendid Rock, cuz not
    only will i bring the WCW title back to the Alliance, but your days of
    hijinx are about to end.' 'And your nights of the Rock whoopin your ass is
    about to begin! if you smell, what the Rock is cookin...'

    Lance Storm hits a SuperKick to Midget Booker T, then jumps out of the ring,
    leaving the Rock in the ring.

    -Tough Enough Commercial-

    -Commercial break-

    Recap of Summerslam of the 6 man tag match last night at SummerSlam: Shane
    slides into the ring and clocks Bradshaw with a chair. Shane's in the main
    event, tagging down the Rock, as the APA runs down, and Bradshaw takes Shane
    out with a Clothesline from Hell.

    APA walks out with Spike Dudley, Big Show, The One Billy Gunn, and Scotty 2
    Hotty.

    The bombs fall, and the Dudley Boyz music plays. Dudley Boys, Sean O Haire,
    Hugh Morrus, Tommy Dreamer, and Chuck Palumbo walk out.

    WWF (Farooq, Bradshaw, Big Show, Billy Gunn, Spike Dudley, Scotty 2
    Hotty) vs Alliance (Bubba Ray, D'Von, Tommy Dreamer, Chuck Palumbo, Sean
    O'Haire, Hugh Morrus)

    Palumbo and Farooq start out. Palumbo with punches. Chuck spinning punch
    takes Farooq down. Palumbo shoulder block, then slaps Farooq's head.
    Farooq massive clothesline, tags in hotty, Palumbo tags in O'haire. Both
    men into the corner. Scotty off the ropes, o haire with a clotehsline,
    morrus and dream come in, double clothesline from hotty, the one billy gunn
    is taged in, takin down everyone with punches. Atomic drop on Palumbo,
    bubba with a clothesline from behind, bubba grabs the legs, but Spike low
    blows Bubba. Bradshaw hits D'von with a fallway from the second rope. Tommy
    Dreamer is whipped the WWF's corner. Spike taunts the Dudley Boys Tommy
    Dreamer throws Spike on the turnbuckle. Reverse neckbreaker from the top
    rope, Tommy Dreamer with a sit down powerbomb into a Boston crab. Bradshaw
    breaks it up Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer with a DDT on Spike. Dreamer tags in
    Bubba, Bubba with a massive back body drop, Bubba tags in D'von, Spike gets
    double teamed and is slammed face first to the mat, one count by D'von.
    D'von punches Spike repeated. D'von tags in Morrus. Morrus throws Spike
    into the ropes, who's taken down with a massive clothesline, Spike into the
    corner, Morrus runs in and catches a boot to the face. Morrus gets hit with
    the Dudley Dog. Both men are down Big Show is tagged in, starts taking down
    everyone. Palumbo and O'Haire take him out. O'Haire gets caught with the
    Clothesline from Hell. O'haire with a Superkick on Bradshow. Farooq hits
    the Spinebuster on Palumbo. 3D to Farooq. 3D on Spike. Fame-asser on
    D'von, Hugh Morrus hits a flapjack. Morrus misses a moonsault. Scotty 2
    Hotty slides in and hits a bulldog on Morrus. W-O-R-M! The worm on Huhgh
    Murrus. DDT by Tommy Dreamer. Clothesline on Dreamer from Big Show. 1, 2,
    3!
    Winner: WWF (via pinfall)

    Hurrican Helms appreciates Stone Cold. 'For years the green latern was my
    #1 one, cuz he was the best, he beat a lot of comic book heros, and one time
    he was in a box that messed up his power, wait, no, none of that matters,
    because in the past month Steve Austin has shown me new heights of how a
    hero can be, and from this day forth, Steve Austin is my number one hero.'

    Jericho is shown walking to the ring.

    -WWF magazine commerical-

    -Commercial break-

    Sara is shown warming up.

    Countdown begins, Break the Walls down. Ross comments on Jericho's
    concussion. Jericho has the mike. Y2J chants break out. 'Last night at
    SummerSlame, Y2J finally beat the vicious Rhyno! But it came at a price, as
    Rhyno beat the living hell out of me, and he actually showed some sense.
    Unlike you, Test. After seein you reunite with your ex, Steph, a question
    comes to mind, how can a man who's name is short for testicles, have
    absolutely none?!'

    Test, test, this is a test!

    Test walks out with Stephanie.

    Chris Jericho vs Test w/ Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
    Test slides into the ring. Jericho ducks a punch. Jericho off the ropes,
    flying forerarm. Test whips Jericho to the corner. Jericho out of the
    corner into a full nelson . Test hits a fullnelson slam. Tst punches
    Jericho as Jericho holds his head. Jericho into the corner, Test comes into
    the corner and hits a clothesline in the corner. Testoes for a powerbomb,
    but Jericho squirms out. Jericho kicks Test in the back of the head.
    Jericho off the ropes and bounces off Test. Jericho with a neckbreaker.
    Jericho off the ropes with a bulldog. Jericho looking for the Lionsault.
    Steph grabs Jericho's ankle. Test runs at Jericho, who ducks and pulls down
    the top rope. Test straddles the top rope. Jericho knocks him off.
    Jericho catches Stephanie from behind and is choking her from in the ring.
    Rhyno runs out. Jericho sees him, and knocks him off the ring apron.
    Jericho to the outside. Jericho grabs Rhyno and throws him into the steel
    steps. jericho eyes down Stephanie. Jericho runs into the ring and walks
    into a massive big boot from Test. 1, 2, 3!
    Winner: Test (via pinfall)

    -Commericial break-

    Gigatube Blast of the night: Christian runs down at SummerSlam and
    accidentally spears Edge. Edge hits a DDT on Storm to win the IC Title.
    Christian congratulates Edge.

    Edge is backstage patting the IC title when Christian runs up. 'How excitin
    is this, not only are we 7 time champions, last night we won the KOTR, and
    last night we won the IC Title, and tonight i'll beat Matt Hardy for the
    European Championship. Get some sodas on ice, i'll be back soon!'
    Christian runs off, then comes back, says i cant forget this, and takes the
    KOTR trophy. Edge says he'll see him later.

    Sean Stasiak is shown appreciating Stone Cold. 'Stone Cold Steve Austin
    means alot, leader of the alliance, WWF Champion, before i was *bleep* start
    over *bleep* I, whoops *bleep* take 23 Stone, wha? *bleep* I just, wait...
    *bleep* take 32 hang on... *bleep* take 41 wait, i mixed my words up
    *bleep* i've lost count it's good that..huh? *bleep* it's only a matter of
    time before Shawn Stasiak makes his mark. Thank you Steve.

    Mick Foley is at WWF New York. Ross wants Foley's take the WWF Title match
    at SummerSlam. Foley watched that match, and he thought of all the things
    he's done to Steve Austin in his matches, but he's never kicked out of a
    Stunner, like Kurt Angle did, not once, not twice, but three times, now
    that's inspiring. But to see Angle slammed again and again and again into
    the turnbuckle, then come back, the WWF knew how tough he was, and now the
    whole world knows how tough he is. If you ask me, he's unstoppable!

    -Commercial break-

    Don't forget to catch WWF Excess this Friday night at 10pm! HHH will be the
    first ever guest.

    Lance Storm's music plays as he walks down.

    We're shown a recap of earlier tonight, when Lance Storm Superkicked Midget
    Booker T.

    If you smell what the Rock is cooking! The Rock slides into the ring.

    Rock vs Lance Storm (WCW Championship)
    Lance Storm attacks Rock as he gets into the ring. Storm irish whips Rock.
    Rock reverses it. Storm off the ropes into a Samoan drop. Right hands by
    the Rock. Rock missed a punch. Rock misses another punch. Storm turns and
    Superkick's Rock out of the ring. Storm rolls him back in. Quick fall. 2
    Count. Storm punching the Rock. Rock comes back with right hands. Storm
    is whipped into the corner by the Rock. Rock follows, Storm back at him
    with an elbow. Storm off the top rope with a back elbow. Pinfall. Two
    count. Storm sizes Rock up. Storm stomps the Rock. Storm hits with
    punches. Storm blocks the punches, and punches the Rock down. Rock catches
    Storm with a spinebuster, but both men are down. Rock's up first. Storm's
    punch is blocked. Rock's firing back with right hands. Storm ducks a
    punch, turns into a clothesline. Rock whips him towards the corner, brings
    him back, kick to the gut. Rock his a DDT. Storm to his feet, fights off
    Rock. Storm punching the Rock in the corner. Storm goes to whip Rock, Rock
    reverses it. Rock Bottom! 1, 2, 3!
    Winner: The Rock (via pinfall)

    Rock calls Midget T down to the ring. Midget T gets into the ring, Rock
    stops him. Rock tells Midget T to hit the People's Elbow. Midget T goes
    for it, but trips over Storm's body. Storm gets up, but catches a
    spinebuster from Rock. Midget T with another People's Elbow. He connects
    this time. Midget T holds his hands in the air as the Rock poses. Rock
    asks for a spinarooni. Midget T does one. Rock's not happy, he wants
    another one. Midget T does another one.

    -Commercial break-

    Saturn's looking for Moppy. We see a replay of last night, Saturn says that
    he and Moppy are in love, and that American Dairy Association is helping him
    out. Help me find Moppy!

    You think you know me...

    Christian walks out with the King of the Ring trophy in hand.

    Christian's got the mike. Greetings to all my fans in Sacremento. We all
    know you people are paying hundreds of millions of dollars to Chris Webber,
    for a championship you know he's never gonna win, but worry not my friends,
    because tonight, im gonna win the European Championship, free of charge!

    Drum beats, Matt Hardy walks out with Lita. Matt Hardy slides into the
    ring.

    Matt Hardy w/Lita vs Christian (WWF European Championship)
    Christian attacks Hardy from behind. Christian punches Hardy. Christian
    gets taken down with punches from Hardy. Hardy with a clothesline, and
    quick pinfall. One Count. Hardy gets knocked outside. Christian is pulled
    outside by Hardy. Christian hits a drop toe hold to the steel steps.
    Christian rolls him in. Two count. Christian punches Matt Hardy. Pinfall.
    One Count. Christian punches Matt Hardy in the back repeatedly. Matt
    Hardy punches Christian. Matt Hardy spins Christian's leg, and drops him
    with a punch. Matt Hardy off the ropes with a running neckbreaker.
    Christian into the ropes, telegraphs Matt Hardy, kicking him in the head.
    Christian goes for the Impaler. Hardy blocks it. Matt looking for the
    Twist of Fate. Matt Hardy gets pushed into the corner, then rolled up by
    Christian. Christian's on the ropes, the referee won't continue. Reverse
    DDT by Christian. Two count. Matt Hardy counters a whip into a Twist of
    Fate. 1, 2, 3!
    Winner: Matt Hardy (via pinfall)

    Matt and Lita celebrate outside. Christian's furious in the ring.
    Christian slaps the mat repeatedly.

    Stills from last night's title match between Austin and Angle are shown, as
    JR and Heyman discuss the controversy. Still are shown from throughout the
    match. The video finish is shown, Nick Patrick won't count, and DQ's Stone
    Cold for excessive abuse. However, SCSA retains the title. Kurt Angle
    attacks Nick Patrick. Angle has Patrick in an Ankle lock.

    Booker T is backstage, a crew man laughs. 'Is something funny, sucka?'
    More crew are laughin at a table. 'Excuse me?' Laughter as Booker T walks
    away.

    -Commercial break-

    Michael Cole is backstage with DDP. Michael Cole says that tonight DDP
    takes on Sara one on one.

    'One on one? Me? DDP. And Sara. Now, even though last night i wasnt
    consired sucessful, and i am hurtin like hell off that cage. You see,
    Michael Cole, Sara requested this match. She doesn't want to hurt me, she
    doesn't want to beat me. She wants to be with me, she wants to feel flesh
    on flesh, and that's obvious that's why she requested this.' Cole says
    Undertaker will be at ringside. 'The only thing that's better than me
    gettin my hands all over Sara, is getting to do it in front of her old man,
    cuz he's gotta watch, and i know he's gonna watch, and he's gonna wanna
    protect her. But sometimes you gotta pay the price to fulfill the dream,
    and that works for me.'

    Tazz appreciates Stone Cold. 'Austin brought the old Tazz back. It was
    Stone Cold Steve Austin that brought me back. He's been leading by example,
    and I'm happy to have been that example. Thank you, Steve Austin.'

    Regal and Tajiri are looking at the WWF magazine. Tajiri's staring at Tori.
    Booker T bursts in, and demands a rematch with Rock. Regal tells Booker T
    that he's too late sunshine, that Rock already fought, and it seems your
    desire to regain the WCW World Title has come up a little...short. Booker T
    demands to know why he's laughing. Ever since he came in people have been
    laughing at him, and he wants to know why. Regal says, you don't know?
    Regal tells Booker T that Rock brought a midget down to the ring that
    looked just like him, with bommerang legs, and these little trunks. Booker
    T is furious as Tajiri bursts out laughing. Booker T tells Tajiri that he's
    dissed him. Booker T's gonna take it out on someone tonight, so tonight, i
    want you in a match. Tajiri talks off his shirt, Regal holds him back.
    Booker T says he wont even bother putting on his gear for this one. Tajiri
    says that Regal with be along...shortly. Tajiri and Regal laugh as Booker T
    walks out.

    -Commerical break-

    Can you dig it, sucka?!

    Booker T storms out to the ring, dressed in casual wear. Booker T is not
    happy, and is on the mike. 'Ever since, I came to the WWF, I've gotten
    nothing but disrespected! and tonight, all of that will change, because
    tonight, the Bookerman wants his respect! So what I want, is for Tajiri to
    get his ass out here, right now!'

    Japanese music plays, and Tajiri walks out alone.

    Now Tajiri, i want to let you know, you jumped out the frying pan into the
    fire.

    Booker T vs Tajiri
    Booker T tosses his shirt at Tajiri the knees him in the midsection. Tajiri
    fires back with stiff kicks. Booker T whips Tajiri into the ropes.
    Backhanspring by Tajiri is blocked with a forearm from Booker T. Booker T
    chokes Tajiri on the ropes. Booker T shoves Charles Robinson. Booker T
    throws Tajiri out of the ring. Tajiri is slammed to the ground by Booker T.
    Booker T slams Tajiri into the steel pole. Booker T whips Tajiri into the
    guardrail. Booker T throws Tajiri into the steel steps. Booker T stomps
    Tajiri against the steel steps. Booker T rolls Tajiri into the ring.
    Booker t with forearms across Tajiri's chest. Booker T gets into the ring.
    Booker T hooks Tajiri, and falls back, slamming Tajiri's neck into the
    bottom rope. Booker T taunts Tajiri. Booker T pulls him up. Booker T sets
    him up in the tree of woe. Booker wraps his shirt around Tajiri's neck, and
    chokes him from outside the ring. Robinson grabs Booker T and pulls him
    off. Booker T throws Robinson acorss ringside. Booker is DQ'ed. Booker
    hits Tajiri in the midsection. Booker T his the scissors kick on Tajiri.
    Robinson checks on tajiri as Booker T glares around the ring, and taunts
    Tajiri.
    Winner: Tajiri (via DQ)

    Backstage, Sara is stretching. Undertaker asks Sara if she wants to do it.
    Sara says, damn right i wanna do this. Undertake says, then i wanna see you
    kick his ass.

    -Commercial break-

    Fram Slam of the Week: Rob Van Dam vs Jeff Hardy's ladder match last night.

    BANG! Yo, it's me, it's me, it's DDP!

    DDP walks out and signals the Diamond Cutter, then slides into the ring.

    Keep rollin, rollin, rollin!

    Undertaker comes out with Sara behind him on the bike.

    Hold on sport, there's somethin i wanna say to Sara. I'm not-- hey i wanna
    talk to you, i just wanna talk to you. Since im such a sport myself, and
    you wanna get physical with me, im gonna give you the first shot, right here
    baby, right here baby. Sara pushes DDP. DDP laughs. Thank you Sara, can I
    have another? Sara punches DDP. DPP pushes Sara back. Undertaker on the
    apron, but Sara warns him off. DDP chokes Sara into the corner. Undertaker
    on the apron. DDP with a back elbow knocking Undertaker off. Undertaker
    pulls DDP out of the ring. Undertaker punches DDP repeatedly. DDP runs for
    a clothesline, but Undertaker ducks it. Undertaker catches DDP with a grip.
    Undertaker chokeslams DDP on the outside. Undertaker rolls DDP into the
    ring.

    DDP vs Sara w/ Undertaker
    The bell rings. Sara leans on DDP. 1, 2, 3!
    Winner: Sara (via pinfall)

    The Alliance walks out, lead by Sara who's carrying a tray full of cookies,
    and head to the ring.

    -WWF Excess Commercial-

    -Commercial break-

    Let the bodies hit the floor!!!

    Debra, Stephanie, and Paul Heyman walk out to the ring, which has been
    covered in red carpet. The Alliance all walk out from the back, all decked
    out in Austin t shirts, and surround the ring. Mild RVD chant breaks out.
    Paul Heymen has the mike.

    'Tonight is SCSA appreciation night. And if you look back throughout
    history, you'll see men like Alexander the great, Julius Caesar, Richard
    Nixon, men who know how to lead other men, men who commanded other men. But
    there has never been a man who's led a force like the Alliance! Now it's my
    pleasure to introduce YOUR WWF champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin!'

    Austin walks out and poses on the turnbuckle.

    'First of all sir, thank you so much for taking time out of your busy
    shcedule to alloow us to appreciate you, i had to tell you stone cold, i
    appreciate so much how much you've done for this industry, but all these men
    all appreciate you, sir, and what you've done for us, and we've got gifts!
    Hurricane Helms, get in here!'

    Hurricane Helms gets into the ring, and gets on the mike.

    Mr. Austin, my whole life, my idol has been the Green Latern, but your
    actions last night at SS, your leadership and dedication to the Alliance,
    ive made a decision, you're my new hero, my idol, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
    I got somethin I want you to have, this is my own personal green latern t
    shirt, and I want you to have it, because I have a new t shirt i'm gonna
    wear from now on!

    Helms pulls off his Green Latern shirt, hands it to Austin, and has an
    Austin t shirt on. Heymen gets back on the mike.

    'You are a respectful and appreciative young man, Helms, but that's not all,
    there's more, there's lots more. Because unlike the wwf, we appreciate you,
    sir, almost more than anybody, who appreciates Austin more, than Kanyon?!?

    Kanyon gets into the ring, and gets on the mike.

    I'm sorry, im a little choked up, I cant believe im in the ring with Stone
    Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold, Steve, for years, the question has always
    been 'who better than kanyon?' Last night, finally, i think that question
    was answered, it's you, Stone Cold, it's you. So i think, i think i speak
    for everyone here, and everyone everywhere, when i ask the next question for
    the ages, who better than Austin??!

    Kanyon unveils a 'Who Better than Austin' t shirt, hands it to him, and
    Heyman gets on the mike again.

    You're a good man Kanyon, but we all know, and especially Kurt Angle knows,
    nobody's better than Stone Cold, and if i may take the liberty, there's an
    old sayin, behind every great man, there's a great woman, so I'd like to
    take the time to thank Mrs. Rattlesnake, so ladies and gentlemen, Mrs.
    Rattlesnake, Debra!

    Debra gets on the mike.

    From the bottom of my heart, I know you worked hard last night to beat Kurt
    Angle, so to show my love and appreciation, I stayed up all night, again, to
    make you a special batch of my famous cookies, because I know you love them.

    Debra kisses Austin, as the Alliance awws. Heyman gets on the mike again.

    I know how much you wanna eat those, but before you do, I dont want you to
    get a sugar rush, because the Alliance has prepared a rush for you that you
    cant imagine, a video tribute to the greatest leader the world has ever
    known! If we could roll it right up there, I'd like to show you how much we
    appreciate you! Roll that footage for Stone Cold!

    We see a recap of stone Cold stunning numerous people, holdin the WWF title
    into the air, taking out, Lita, Matt Hardy, Kurt Angle, referees, Tazz, Jeff
    Hardy.

    Austin nods, and the Alliance applauds. Heyman gets on the mike once more.

    Thank you for all you've done, and thank you for the honor to introduce the
    woman who paid for that video, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley!

    Thank you for the introducion Paul, but this night isn't about me, this
    night is about Stone Cold Steve Austin! That's why I want all of the
    members of the Alliance to get into the ring, this is Austin appreciation
    night, this is your night, now Stone Cold, that video, and more importantly,
    your performance last night at SummerSlam, the way you slammed Kurt Angle to
    the mat, and rammed his head into the steel, you're the leader of the
    Alliance, you're the inspiration, so we've all gotten together and wrote a
    little song for you!

    Stephanie calls Lilian Garcia into the ring. Stephanie says they've written
    a song along the lines of you are the wind beneath my wings, but it's
    called, 'Wind Beneath our Rings'. the Alliance turns towards the screen, as
    Lilian sings along to a karoake words that has Austin's head bouncing over
    them. Lilian where's your heart, where's your soul? This is a song for the
    leader of the Alliance, no thanks Lilian, we need a singer along the likes
    of Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, and i know just the person, me!

    Start the song from the beginning

    Stephanie sings the song way off key, having Chavo, Terri, Justin Credible,
    Raven all sing a line:

    It's very cold here in your shadow, but you spread sunlight on our face, we
    are content to let you shine that's our way, we always walk one step behind,
    you are the one with all the glory, you are the one with all the fame, a
    beautiful face that has no shame, a beautiful smile cuz angle's in pain, did
    you ever know that you're our hero, and everythin that we will rise to be,
    we can fly higher higher than an eagle, cuz you are the wing beneath our
    ring! because you are the wind beneath our ring....

    Stone Cold gets on the microphone.

    Thank you. This is..one of the proudest moments of my life, I look at this
    ring, and I see family, people I feel good with, people who appreciate me,
    people that love me, it's a family, and im gonna tell you somethin from the
    bottom of my heart, when i was beatin the hell out of jurt angle last night,
    I did it for you, i did it for each and everyone of you, i did it for the
    alliance, look at you, you make me so proud, everyone's gotta stone cold
    shirt on.

    Austin looks at Tazz, who's got a Tazz orange t shirt on.

    What are you doin? What? What kinda shirt is that on your chest? What
    kinda shirt is that? What? Is that a Stone Cold shirt? Is that an ECW
    shirt? is that a WCW shirt? I thought we were here to appreciate Stone
    Cold Steve Austin? What? What? Take that stupid shirt off, what? I said
    take the damn shirt off, you damn right it's your bad, I wanna--

    Medals plays and Kurt Angle's in a milk truck, and drives it out to the
    ring. Angle hits the ring, backs up. Angle starts throwing milk into the
    ring. Stasiak rushes at Angle throws Stasiak into the truck, Angle throws
    more milk into the ring. Angle throws milk on Stasiak's face. Angle gets a
    hose, and sprays milk all over the ring, all over the Alliance. Milk is
    flying all over the place, as Angle grabs a cooler, and climbs on the hood,
    Angle opens the cooler, and pulls open a carton, and chugs it over the
    truck, as Austin spits milk and stares in disbelief at Angle. Angle throws
    milk all over the place, and chugs it.

    -End of Raw-


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