CZW "Fake You!" TV Report
Saturday, July 28th, 2001
Reported by: Eric Loy - CZWWrestling.com

- A new opening montage aired, including new ultraviolent clips from matches
such as the Justice Pain & Johnny Kashmere vs. "Sick" Nick Mondo & Jun Kasai
fans supply the weapons match from "Un-F'N-Believable" and from Wifebeater
vs. Zandig from "Stretched in Smyrna."

- CZW commentators Eric Gargiulo and John House opened up another edition of
"Fake You!" television. They began by going over last week's happenings,
including Justice Pain winning a four-way dance with Lobo, Ric Blade, and
Nick Gage to earn a shot at the CZW World Heavyweight Championship, and
Wifebeater defeating Zandig at an X-LAW (Xtreme Latin American Wrestling)
event in Aguascalientes, Mexico to win the very title that Justice Pain had
earned a shot at. The irony of this is that Pain and Wifebeater are
inseparable tag team partners in the H8 Club. The H8 Club have done
everything in CZW. They've held every title, separately and together. The
one thing they have never done in wrestle eachother, but that will change
after the main event of this week's show.

- After running down the main event, the rest of the card for this week's
show was announced and reviewed, including a three-way dance between Ruckus,
Nick Berk, and Adam Flash of the Rachies, a return match between Reckless
Youth and Minoru Fujita, and "Sick" Nick Mondo of the Big Dealz defending his
newly won CZW Iron Man title against Johnny Kashmere.

THREE WAY DANCE: Ruckus vs. Nick Berk vs. Adam Flash
- Berk and Flash started off the match before Ruckus could make it to the
ring. Both men traded a series of reversals before Berk nailed Flash with a
reverse neckbreaker out of nowhere. After regrouping, Flash nailed a
waterwheel slam, followed by throwing Berk out of the ring when he tried for
a bulldog. Ruckus then stormed to the ring and nailed Flash with a spinning
kick before being belly to bellied out of the ring in an amazing display of
strength by Flash on the 250-pound Ruckus. Berk kept up the onslaught by
splashing onto Ruckus, as did Flash. Continuing the brawling on the outside,
Berk threw Flash into the wall. He then locked up with Ruckus, who used
Berk's hands to run across the wall sideways (ala "The Matrix," except this
was real) and kicked Flash in the face, before throwing Berk into the wall as
well. While recovering, Flash got up and hit Berk with a Lyger Bomb into a
chain link fence on the walls around the arena. After regrouping, all came
back into the ring. Ruckus hit a double springboard back elbow onto Flash.
Berk followed it up with a vicious clothesline that sent Flash spinning. He
kept up the offense by hitting a Sky High facebuster on Ruckus and a leg
lariat, putting him in control. Berk went for the pin, but Ruckus put his
foot on the ropes. Flash and Berk double teamed Ruckus and hit him with a
double chokeslam. However, their tandem didn't last long when both pulled
eachother off the pin. After knocking eachother out of the ring, Ruckus put
both down with a Bad Ass (handspring standing corkscrew moonsault from in the
ring to the outside). Ruckus rolled Flash back in the ring and went for a
moonsault, but didn't connect. Flash and Berk teamed up again, putting
Ruckus down with another double chokeslam, this time from the second
turnbuckle. Berk nailed Flash with a Berkulator but Ruckus broke up the
count. Ruckus put Berk down with a Parker, but only got two. Ruckus then
hit a superplex on Berk, putting both men down. Flash took advantage of this
and hit a double Last Resort (top rope leg drop) on both men. Jeff Rocker
then ran-in and nailed Flash with a chair, knocking him out cold. Berk then
went to set up Ruckus for a Berk Driver onto a chair, but Ruckus got out of
it and hit a form of an Emerald Erosion on Berk, sending his head onto the
chair. Ruckus then put a chair on Berk's chest and hit a splitlegged
moonsault to get the three count.
Winner: Ruckus

RETURN MATCH: Reckless Youth vs. Minoru Fujita
- Reckless mocked Fujita before initially locking up by mimicking some karate
stances. Once getting down to business, Fujita went to work on Reckless's
arm with a series of Kendo Ka Shin style armbars, followed by ankle and leg
locks, obviously catching Reckless off guard. After trading a few moves and
reversals, Reckless hooked on a leg lock of his own. A bit later, Fujita
whipped Reckless into the corner and hit a hurricanrana. When he went for
another one in another corner, he was dropped with a powerbomb. Fujita took
advantage of Reckless's taunting and leveled him with a running forearm
smash. Fujita kept up the onslaught with a throat thrust, chops, and a super
kick to Reckless in the corner. Later on in the match, Reckless put Fujita
out with a superplex and stayed on top and in control. Fujita recovered and
tried to hit a springboard legdrop, but was kicked in the stomach by
Reckless. He took advantage of this and connected with a Shining Wizard to
Fujita's face. Fujita caught him off guard and tried for another Kendo Ka
Shin style armbar, but Reckless rolled through. When he tried it again, he
was able to lock it in. After getting out, Reckless hit Fujita with a series
of knees. Fujita countered with a dropkick to Reckless's knee, followed by a
butterfly suplex backbreaker, into the reverse viper hold out of nowhere, and
made Reckless tap out.
Winner: Minoru Fujita

- Prior to the opening bell for the next match, Johnny Kashmere got on the
mic and thought that it was a joke to think that Nick Mondo was the toughest
man in CZW. He had tried for the Iron Man title once before, but he doesn't
make the same mistake twice, or there would be hell to pay.

CZW IRON MAN TITLE: (Falls Count Anywhere) "Sick" Nick Mondo (c) vs.
Johnny Kashmere
- Both men started off by trading running shoulder blocks. Mondo left on top
of the opener with a spinning kick to Kashmere's face. They traded a few
more reversals before both has enough of it and threw chairs in the ring.
Circling with dueling chairs in the ring, Mondo swung and missed and had a
chair thrown into his face. He came back with a vicious chairshot on
Kashmere's back. Mondo taunted him for a little, but when he turned around
was met with a reverse powerbomb onto an unfolded chair, followed by
chairshot to his back. Later on, Mondo put a chair onto Kashmere's face and
connected with a springboard leg drop onto the chair. He then setup four
chairs in the middle of the ring and went to suplex Kashmere onto them, but
he was schoolboyed instead for a two count. On the outside of the ring,
Mondo threw Kashmere into a few rows of chairs, then connected with a
spinning kick to the face. When he went to keep up the offense, he was
reversed and thrown into the wall. After circling around the arena, Kashmere
set up six chairs on the outside of the ring. He then hit Mondo with a
bulldog off the top turnbuckle in the ring onto the chairs. Kashmere then
went with the cover but only got a two. He then picked Mondo up and threw
him through a few more rows of chairs as they battled to the entrance of the
arena. Kashmere bodyslammed Mondo on the concrete floor and set up a table
below a Powerade machine. He climbed to the top of the machine, bringing
Mondo with him. He went for another bulldog, but Mondo stopped him with
shots to the midsection. Mondo then put Kashmere up on his shoulders and
nailed an Assault Driver from the top of the Powerade machine through the
table and picked up the pinfall.
Winner: "Sick" Nick Mondo - [still CZW Iron Man Champion]

- Before they were to go out to the ring, Justice Pain, Wifebeater, and Big
Mac Smack cut a promo in the locker room. Pain assured Zandig that his
booking of them against eachother would do nothing, and it wouldn't break up
the most dominant force ever to wrestle in CZW, the H8 Club. Smack said that
it would be alright if they had a match, as long as the shook hands
afterwards and all would be well. Pain and Wifebeater agreed and left.

CZW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Justice Pain vs. Wifebeater (c) w/ Big
Mac Smack
- After both men were introduced, the Big Dealz (Zandig, Nick Mondo and Trent
Acid) came out and sat on chairs in the entrance. Zandig told Wifebeater
that he never defeated him for the title in Mexico, rather he gave it to him
because he thought he deserved it. He then coached Wifebeater on to "kill"
Pain, because he was the one man Zandig truly hated. Before anything more
could happen, Johnny Kashmere stormed to the ring from behind and pummeled
Wifebeater in the knee with a baseball bat. Pain shoved Kashmere away and
checked on Wifebeater in the corner. Zandig then came to the ring, slapped
Kashmere, and picked him up with a press slam (setting him up for the Mother
F'N Bomb). Trent Acid then came to the ring to help out Zandig, but instead,
nailed Zandig with a Yakuka kick. Nick Mondo ran in next to ask Trent what
was going on, but was nailed with a Backseat Driver from the newly reformed
Backseat Boyz. Wifebeater got up and stared down the Backseats, but then,
out of nowhere, Justice Pain comes up from behind him and nails him with a
Pain Thriller and pins him for the title!
Winner: Justice Pain - [new CZW World Heavyweight Champion]

- Met with an extreme chorus of boos, Pain got on the microphone and
proclaimed himself and the Backseat Boyz as "the future" of CZW. Mac Smack
came into the ring and tried to ask Pain why he did what he did, only to be
shoved down, adding insult to injury. Pain and the Backseats all left
together while Zandig, Wifebeater and Mondo were left battered and bruised in
the ring.

End of show..

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