--XPW stars a bit differently this time around, as we see Kevin Kleinrock and Rob Black in his office. Kaos walks in, and Black starts making fun of Supreme and him being burnt at Rapture. Kaos takes affence, so Black tries to make it up to him by putting him in the XPW TV Championship tournament. They set him up against The Enterprise to suit his likely. Kaos leaves after Black tells him to go visit Supreme or something.
--We see Kevin again, this time in his own office. "White Trash" Johnny Webb walks in and sits down. Webb says he has problems, and his main problem is that Kleinrock is holding him down from any title shots. Kevin tells him you can't always get what you want. Webb threatens to beat up Kevin with a television, which gives him an idea. He says he'll put him in the XPW TV Championship tournament. Webb acts like they don't even have a TV show, but Kevin insists that they do. Webb leaves after stealing Kevin's TV! He says a TV Champ has to have a TV! Funny stuff!
--Now we get a new XPW TV musical intro.
--Larry Rivera welcomes us to a new edition of XPW TV, this time it's only Rivera, no Kloss! He says Kloss in under lock and key due to tampering of XPWrestling.com. Tony T is now on the phone saying that Larry Rivera is the actual host of XPW TV due to Kloss voting over 3700 times for himself. They traced the IP back to Kloss, so he's in deep with the government!
--We are in Rob Black's room, when all of a sudden walks in without Kevin knocking before hand. Black tells him to leave and then knock. Now he is allowed to come into the office. Black is pissed off again that The Asylum is still in their building. Kevin changes the subject and tells him that Webb is now in the tournament. He says he threatened him, but Black says Kleinrock has no authority and should've let Webb beat his ass. After some arguing, Black decides to allow him to be in the tournament.
--The next segment takes place in Supreme's house. He's sitting on a couch, with all the flesh wounds still visible. Kaos comes in and asks him about the injuries he got. He has a lot of dead nerves and will have to get a lot of grafting done. Kaos tells Supreme that he's going to be in the TV Title tournament. Supreme says it's a good idea, go for the TV Title, but insist that The Enterprise is in the tournament also. Then he returns to XPW in a few months, beats up The Messiah, and now all the XPW's titles are in the family. Kaos says it's a great plan, but he needs Supreme in his corner in order to win.
--At The Grand Olympic Auditorium Ron Head comes in to announce out next match. Ron Head insists that he doesn't give... White Trash Johnny Webb's music hits! He tells Ron Head to f*** off! Webb says he had Kaos beat, but The Enterprise stuck their nose in his biz. He wants Rizzono for throwing the lightbulbs he threw at him! A little piece of glass had to be pulled out his eye!
The Enterprise's music hits! They come out to a huge heel ovation! He says he's going to talk slow so they can understand him... Rizzono says he is injured due to a "shower" injury, he won't wrestle Webb. He says these people dont want to see him get hurt so... TJ Rush and GQ Money will do the job!
--Match Two: "White Trash" Johnny Webb vs. The Enterprise TJ Rush and GQ Money beat the crap out of Webb with his own kendo stick! Now Rizzono takes part in the action with that kendo stick! Boo-YA! They take Webb to the ring where they give him a double clothesline. Rizzono nails a bloody Webb with the kendo stick again! Yet another clothesline by TJ Rush! Rizzono sets up Webb in the middle of the ring and uses his head like a golf ball! Webb gains the advantage and nails Rizzono w/ a stiff clothesline! TJ Rush gets in the ring, but he is dropped kick to the balls! Rizzono then nails his variation of a the Rocker-Dropper. Webb kicks Rizzono in the balls, and gets the quick win! Winner: White Trash Johnny Webb
--We see Johnny Webb comes into Kevin's office with a contract. This contract has to be written on paper towels with a red marker and makes sure that he's in the tournament. Kevin says that he talked to Black and if Webb is in the tournament, Webb will owe Black a favor. Webb says he doesn't want "homosexual" favoring. He agrees that it won't be and Kevin signs it. Webb starts making fun of his signature, but he doesn't really care now that he's in the tournament.
--The Enterprise has their own camcorder, with some lighting fluid and some pipes. They're in a car following Kaos in a parking lot, and then he gets into his car. They start following him and then the camera is cut off.
--Rivera now announces that Kaos is the first official wrestler in the 8 man TV Championship Tournament.
--We see a very cool video montage from XPW's Rapture to the tune of Bodies by Drowning Pool.
--The Enterpriseis still following Kaos, and now Kaos leaves his car and walks into a building. They pull up next to Kaos' car, but the camera turns off again!
--We're in Black's office again, this time Kevin knocks about 50 times until Black ask's who is it. Kevin says he signed a contract with Webb, but Black gets pissed off that he signs things without asking him. After they talk, Kevin just sits there staring at Black. He gets pissed off and tells him to go do something, go find Chandra Levy!
--The Enterprise is shown waiting for Kaos, and when he comes out, they attack him with lead pipes! JQ Money totally destroys Kaos's shoulder and lights his hand on fire!
End of show...
____________________________ Jonathan Siderman "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." ~ Jack Handy http://TheFigure4.com
