XPW TV Recap - June 24th, 2001
by Jonathan Siderman of TheFigure4.com

--We start off XPW TV with new clip-filled musical intro.

--Rob Black is entering the XPW Offices, looking around and checking for any
hidden juggalos lurking. He is then startled by XPW VP Kevin Kleinrock!

--Larry Rivera tells us that Vampiro will feel The Messiah's rapture, without
mentioning Vamp's torn ligament in his knee. Kloss confirms the "West
Hollywood Street Fight" at Rapture between Angel and Lady Victoria. Also
scheduled is Lizzy Borden vs. Major Gunns with no outside interference. All
this and more at Rapture this coming July 7th at The Grand Olympic Auditorium!

--One of the four new XPW t-shirts to be released is shown! It's an offical
XPW New Jack t-shirt currently on sale on XPWrestling.com!

--Match One: Lady Victoria vs. Angel [w/o Kraq]
These two put on an amazing technical match! Angel even delievers a heavy
chop to Victoria's chest! Angel attempts to whip Victoria into a chair, but
she reverses it and Angel goes right through it! Then Victoria gives Angel
doesn't want the most, FACE FULL OF STUFF! Angel gains back his momentum and
nails a sit-down powerbomb! But Lady Victroia kicks out! What awesome action
from The Grand Olympic Auditorium! Victoria hits a powerbomb herself, and she
gets the win!
Winner: Lady Victoria

--The Enterprise is in a meeting discussing the current Kaos situation.
Neither T.J. Rush or G.Q. Money have been able to persuade Kaos to join The
Enterprise, and now it's time for plan B? What exactly plan b is, we don't
know!

--Supreme is in a resturant waiting for a late arriving Kaos. Kaos finally
arrives, and tries to hint to Supreme for him to be less aggressive in their
deathmatch at Rapture on July 7th. Supreme says he won't let up on Kaos
because he wants to get his hands on The Messiah, but he still loves his
nephew.

--Rivera and Kloss discuss the new elements Lady Victoria will have to deal
with in the "West Hollywood Street Fight" against Angel. They both agree that
Angel will come out on top this time since he's getting his own kind of match.

--Kevin Kleinrock comes into Rob Black's office with another package. Black
tells him to open it not near him, but he does anyway. Kleinrock pulls out a
bottle of faygo, made famous by ICP. The two struggle over the bottle and
who'll get it. Kleinrock pulls it away, opens it, and faygo is all over ROB
BLACK! Black is pissed off and sends the VP to get him a shirt and a sponge
to bathe him.

--We see a photo montage that displays how Supreme went from being King of
the Deathmatch, to Lester, and back to Supreme. We also see his fued with The
Messiah escalate into a full fledged war!

--Match Two: Vampiro & Shaggy 2 Dope vs. Damien 666 & Halloween
Vampiro comes out and says he's here because the doctors said he could never
wrestle again. Damien 666 and Halloween take the advantage early on with
amazing double-team moves! Halloween adds insult to injury by spitting in
Vampiro's face! The double team continues as Vampiro is thrown to the ringpos
and then to the guardrail...Halloween throws Vampiro back into the ring where
they exchange chops. Shaggy then gets in the ring and clotheslines Halloween
so hard that he spits up all the muscus in his body! Vampiro nails a reversed
sitdown powerbomb for the win!
Winner: Vampiro & Shaggy 2 Dope

--Official home video of Redemption is now on sale at XPWrestling.com!

--The Messiah says that in the bible the rapture was when the true believers
go to heaven, and The Messiah's rapture is coming on July 7th. July 7th is
Messiah's time, and there's nothing anybody can do about it! Vampiro can't do
anything about it, ICP can't do anything about, nor can any XPW fan do
anything about it...

--Rob Black is comforting his worried wife Lizzy Borden, and tells her that
he has a plan for Rapture. He will get Lizzy some trainers so she can become
a lean mean fighting machine against Major Gunns.

--We see Webb watching some video he had recieved, and it's obviously a porno
tape of... Jessica Darlin?!?

Jonathan Siderman
"I'd rather be rich than stupid" ~ Jack Handy
TheFigure4.com