WWF Sunday Night HEAT
June 17, 2001
Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz
Special Guest Host: Perry Saturn and Terri


The Sunday Night HEAT titles play Michael Cole welcomes us with "We are a Week away from King of the Ring" and to WWF New York live on MTV. Perry Saturn and Terri are the special guest hosts but they are late. Tazz laughs and says who knows what's up with Perry Saturn.



X-Factor w/ Albert vs. The APA
Bradshaw and Credible start off. Bradshaw pushes Credible into the corner and gives him a knee to the gut. He slams Credible to the floor with a couple of times with big elbows. Bradshaw gives Credible a bodyslam followed by an elbow. He goes for the elbow again and misses. Bradshaw slams Credible down with a body shot. Bradshaw tags Faarooq. Faarooq delivers a few big forearms to Credible's back. Faarooq covers for two, X-Pac breaks the count. Faarooq gives Credible a body slam and covers for two. Credible slams Faarooq and tags X-Pac. Faarooq takes it to X-Pac with a few chest slaps. X-Pac gives Faarooq a nasty heel kick. Faarooq throws X-Pac to the ground. Faarooq tags and The APA double-team X-Pac. Bradshaw covers for two. He throws X-PAC in the corner and gives him a few shots to the head. Bradshaw misses a body shot in the corner and X-Pac gets a few good kicks in. X-Pac tags Credible. Credible get a good hit but Bradshaw gives him a deadly clothesline. Bradshaw tags Faarooq. Credible goes to town on Faarooq. He gets a massive kick to Faarooq's head and somehow Faarooq is up and tags Bradshaw. Bradshaw gives Credible a huge body slam. Then a powerbomb. Albert is in the ring and gives Bradshaw the baldo bomb. X-Pac jumps in to cover Bradshaw for the win.
Winner: X-Factor with interference from Albert.



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WWF JVC Blast of the Night -Shane O'Mack coming in with Stacey Kiebler causing Rhyno to loose the Hardcore title to Test.



We are brought back to Tazz and Michael talking about Stacy Kiebler being a "tomato". Cole tells us that Tough Enough's Casting Special will air after Smackdown! this Thursday night. We take a look at clips of those who sent in tapes to try out for Tough Enough and auditions. 13 competitors won the opportunity to be on the Tough Enough Team. The show gives us 13 weeks of the grueling workout that will produce the next WWF talent. There is a sneak preview of the Casting Special Tuesday at WWF New York.



Perry and Terri show up but Perry just wonders outside into NYC. A tourist walks up to Perry and asks where Times Square is? Perry answers, "Octagons won't fit in circles because rectangles are made out of cheese. You're welcome."



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Perry is shown behind the cash register. The customer asks how much he owes. Perry says "#### Tomatoes". Confusing the customer. The real cashier tells Perry he can't be behind the register. His reply, "New York is on the East Coast because canaries are yellow."



We see some clips of Molly Holly and Spike Dudley kissing...



The Dudley Boyz vs. Right To Censor (Bull and The Goodfather)
D-Von and Bull start off. Bull misses a right hand and D-Von hits a few punches to the face. D-Von tags Buh Buh. He works Bull's left arm over. Then throws Bull in the corner and follows but no one is home. Bull tags Goodfather, who gives Buh Buh some good shots to the gut. Buh Buh changes the momentum and knocks Goodfather to the floor. D-Von tags in and The Boyz tag team Goodfather. D-Von goes over the top and Bull kicks the crap out of him on the outside. He throws him in the ring. Goodfather flies through the air and hits D-Von in the head. Bull tags in and attacks D-Von. He kicks him in the gut and then lands a few big leg drops. Bull tags and they double teams D-Von. Goodfather gives D-Von a bodyslam and covers for two. D-Von rallies and gives Goodfather a flying clothesline. Buh Buh tags in and goes town on both Goodfather and Bull, at his corner. Buh Buh sets up Goodfater and Goodfather goes for the ride. All men jump in the ring. D-Von goes for wazzzup on Bull. "Testify" The crowd goes ape as Buh Buh yells, "D-Von...Get the Table". Goodfater meets Buh Buh outside the ring and stops them from getting the tables. Goodfather and D-Von are in back in the ring. Goodfather slams D-Von into the corner and nobody's home for the hoe-train. The Dudleyz give Goodfather The 3D. D-Von covers for three.
Winner: The Dudleyz with The 3D.



Perry is seen giving a homeless person something to eat. Terri walks up as both are eating. She asks him what he is doing. Perry: "The Statue of Liberty has long legs because it carries a torch." Perry walks off.



Commercial for Foley is Good.



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Tazz and Cole discuss the KOTR Main Event. We are taken back to a few clips of Linda making the match. They go into more detailed clips of Austin flipping his lid and clips of the match between he and Spike Dudley. We close with clips of Y2J and Benoit chasing Austin out of the Ring. Tazz calls Beniot and Jericho two of the toughest lions in the WWF. Cole says that the main event is not in Austin's favor as Perry walks up. He calls Cole - JR. They give Perry a paper to read for one of the sponsors. Perry completes the beginning but not the end, "...because elephants don't eat spare ribs." Tazz chuckles. Cole asks Perry how he's doing. Perry pulls out an umbrella and opens it. Tazz just laughs. Cole and Terri just shake their heads as Perry walks off.



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WWF Combos Slam of the week: Taker giving Angle The Last Ride after discussing Sara's stalker.



Tazz and Cole discuss the Stalker and we see a few clips of the Stalkers comments. Cole and Tazz try to figure out what the Stalkers comments mean.



Light Heavyweight Championship Match
Jeff Hardy [c] vs. TAKA w/Funaki
We begin with the usual EVIL/INDEED...
They lock up in the middle of the ring. TAKA takes Jeff down. And Jeff throws Kaka throws Jeff over the top. Funaki is waiting for him but Jeff takes him to the ground. Taka is outside the ring on the other side. Jeff scales the barricade and knocks Taka to the ground. Jeff does a little dance in his own style. Jeff and Taka are back in the ring. Jeff throws Taka into the corner and hits him dropkick and does a back flip away from Taka. Taka rallies and knocks Jeff out of the ring. Funaki grabs Jeff outside of the ring and gives him a few punches to the face. Jeff is back in the ring and Taka is on the attack. They trade several chest slaps. (Jeff rails back with massive slaps...) Taka knocks Jeff down and rakes his eyes. Kaka drills Jeff from outside the ring. Taka hits a spinning heel kick on Jeff. Jeff throws Taka over for a back for a big slam. Jeff gives Taka a double leg drop. Jeff flies into the corner but no one's home. Jeff ends up straddling the top rope. Funakia tries to take advantage of this but Jeff grabs Taka and Funakia's heads and slams them together. Taka lays in the ring motionless. Jeff stands up on the top rope and delivers the Swanton Bomb. Jeff covers for the three count.
Winner and still LHW Champion: Jeff Hardy with the Swanton Bomb.



Perry yells from beside a line of fans. He asks JR to shut up. He is hugging one female fan and tells her, "Giraffes have long necks and they can't shave. You're welcome." He tells the next person, "Kangaroos jumps over horsies because moons are too high. You're welcome." The next, "Turtles swim in the water because their shells float. You're welcome." And finally (I didn't quite hear this one), "She devils paint because sea horses drink orange juice. You're welcome."



Commercial for WWF Tough Enough



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First Round Matches for KTOR:

Angle

Jeff



Big Show

Christian



Rhyno

Tajiri



Saturn

Edge



Terri has a mic. She is pulling Perry to the middle of the stage. Terri says she hopes that they make it through KOTR and maybe we will be looking at King Perry. Terri apologizes for getting there tardy. She asks if Perry would like to say one last thing to the audience. "Watermelons have lips because they can kiss froggies."