XPW TV Recap 12-29-01
    Submitted by Jonathan Siderman on Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 1:37 PM EST

    XPW TV Recap - December 29th, 2001
    by Jonathan Siderman of http://www.XPWrestling.com


    » Tonight the bad blood between the Black Army and La Familia explodes when Psichosis [a.k.a. Nicho El Millionario] faces "Vicious" Vic Grimes, a match featured at Retribution. Also tonight, there will be yet another XPW TV Title defense, this time the opponent being approved by Mr. Robert Black himself! Plus, could we find out why Black has been in disguises as of late; and why he almost got into an accident after he thought someone was following him?

    » G.Q. Money, T.J. Rush, and the "Rock Superstar" & XPW TV Champ Kaos arrive at the XPW Offices, already in a celebratory mood. Money promised Kaos that he'd have lights for him on his lockerroom door, but he forgot one thing. Where are is the gold? Kaos wanted gold, but the star and lights will do.

    »'Vicious' Vic Grimes vs. PsichosisGrimes controls the beginning of the match with power moves. Psichosis is clotheslined so hard his body is sent into a spiral. But Psichosis clotheslines Grimes out of the ring and follows it up with a flip head over heels onto Vic. Psichosis goes up to the apron, kicks Grimes in the face and hits a huricanrana onto the concrete floor. They get back into the ring where he hits a spinning heel kick off the top rope. Grimes catches him in the middle of a plancha and reverese powerbombs him They go to the outside, where Grimes leaps off the apron. Then an elbow drop right after! Grimes sets up a chair in the corner, but himself is whipped into it. Grimes then nails a wicked a powerbomb followed up with a knee into butt to the face in the corner Then he follows it up with a face to the testicles which sends Psichosis into immidIate pain. Grimes goes to the top rope but misses a corkscrew moonsault. Psichosis then hits a bulldog but only gets a two count. Vic gains back the advantage but gets knocked off the turnbuckle. Psichosis sets him up on the top rope and hits a huge frankensteiner. But Grimes hits his mid-air stunner out of no where and gets the 1-2-3!
    Winner: 'Vicious' Vic Grimes

    All of a sudden New Jack's music hits and he comes out to a huge standing ovation. He grabs a mic and tells Grimes that he came to XPW for a couple of reasons. One was his fat ass, remember when we worked in Philidelphia for that cock sucker? Remember when your fat ass fell on me? Tonight I'm gonna finish the job!

    New Jack vs. Vic Grimes
    New Jack controls Grimes while he takes all kinds of weapons to his head. New Jack stabs Grimes and then staples his head! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Blood everywhere! Then a golf club and metal plate to Grimes' testicles! All of a sudden Grimes staples New Jack's groin when he's not looking! He gets his pizza cutter and slices open Jack's head. He even crushes a lightbulb on New Jack's head. Grimes tries knocking out Jack with punches but gets no where. New Jack grabs the trash can lid and hits him with it. Then grabs a belt and chokes him almost to submission. Grimes gets out with a low blow and brings in a table. But New Jack takes advantage with a trash can and steel chair to Grimes' head. Eventuall New Jack is set up on the table in the ring and Grimes dives through it fromt he top rope New Jack is completely taken care of while Vic Grimes leaves.
    Winner: Vic Grimes

    » We come back from the match, and see G.Q. Money celebrating with the stapleguns, shooting staples into the air. TJ Rush and Money hype up Kaos for his match, but warn him that he will face a ligitimate wrestler and this will indeed be a tough XPW TV Title defense.

    » Rob Black, "Dorko Dude" Kevin Kleinrock, and Angel are all in a little storage room, in complete darkness When the lights are turned on, Angel has his head in Black's lap, and says he tripped. Kevin and Angel ask why they're in the little storage closet and if why they were being trailed last week. Black explains that they're checking out the XPW tapes in here, and they were not being followed last week. Rob Black puts that all aside and tells both Kleinrock and Angel that they he has something unbelievable in store for them at New Years Revolution. They stop, and Black thinks he hears something behind the door. It's just Webb and his boom-box playing his theme. He enters the small room, does his usual dance, and the music stops. Webb is still wondering why they're in a closet, and Kevin explains that they're doing inventory. Black tells Webb that he was one of the ones who caused him to run over a squirrel. Webb says someone was following them, but Black insists NO ONE was following them. He even forces Angel to say it, but he gives Webb the gay-eye. Webb says he's enjoying his new self, but Black needs to open up to them concerning his disguise. Kevin explains that the beard is for holiday season, but Angel replies that he's Jewish so how would he know. Rob Black says yet again says that he enjoys role-playing, but tells Kevin to turn off the light because he hears something. In the complete darkness, Webb tells Angel to let go since it's not his!

    » Kaos vs. Mystery Opponent
    Before the match, G.Q. Money comes out and yells at the black tarp covering the training facility, as if they were fans making fun of him. After some fancy dancing and celebrations, Kaos comes out with ametuer wrestling headgear. Could this mean that he'll finally be facing a real opponent? G.Q. Money gets on the stick, tells Kloss and Rivera to shut up, and says tonight they'll have a ligitimate contender wrestle for Kaos' Television title. He announces that Kaos will be facing... the Masked Man who brutually attacked him at Retribution and drank his blood in the ring!

    » Kaos vs. The Masked Midget Man!
    Instead of seeing the real masked man, it's... a midget! He's wearing the masked man's white and black mask, but it's way oversized for his small head. T.J. Rush quickly changes into an XPW shirt, and is the special guest referee. The Masked Man keeps low blowing and tripping Kaos! He only gets a two after G.Q. interrupts the count. Kaos goes to the top rope, and hits the flying gulliotine! 1-2-3!
    Winner: Kaos

    Kaos unmasks him, and reveals that it's a girl!

    » We see Angel in the storage room, all alone moaning and jerking something behind his back. He turns around, and all he was doing was trying to take his belt off...

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