*SPOILERS* WWF Jakked/Metal and Raw Taping Results from Miami Submitted by Calvin Martin on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 10:47 PM EST
Two unknown names wrestled in a dark match. I didn't hear their names.
Mighty Molly vs Unknown Female Molly got the pin with a rollup.
***JAKKED/METAL***
These matches will air on the weekend of December 29 and 30.
Crash Holly vs Chris Nelson Crash got the pin with a tornado ddt.
Scoot Andrews vs Spike Dudley Spike got the pin with the dudley dog.
Perry Saturn vs Vito DeNucci Saturn got the submission win with his modified arm bar/rings of saturn.
Sho Funaki vs Edge This is a non title match. Edge picks up the easy win with a spear followed by the implant ddt.
Lilian Garcia comes to the ring and sings the national anthem.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler make their way down to the announce table for Raw. Lawler does his America speech in the ring before being seated.
***RAW***
This show will air on December 24.
The Rock comes to the ring wearing his #94 Miami Hurricanes jersey. Finally the Rock has come back...HOME. Tonight is a very special homecoming for the Rock. because tonight the Rock has got one shot at becoming the undisputed champion. Tonight the Rock goes one on one with Chris Jericho. Seeing how this is the holiday season and we are all in the holiday spirit, the Rock has a special message regarding tonight. Rock reads a story out of his book - The Rock's Night Before Christmas. Tune in to Raw Monday night to hear this gem! As Rock is reading from the book, Kurt Angle's music hit and he walks out to the top of the stage.
Did I interupt something? Tonight I plan on being very naughty. There is one man more powerful than Santa Claus and it's Vince McMahon. Vince has given me a very special Christmas present. That present is a shot at the Undisputed title. Tonight it's going to be a triple threat match - Rock vs Jericho vs Angle for the Undisputed title. It's true. Your chances at winning the title just went from slim to none Rock.
What does the Rock think about that? Seeing as how you came out and interupted me, let me finish my message and I'll tell you about that. As far as our match goes, your ass will be redder than Rudolph's nose, and the Rock will whip both your candy asses.
Backstage, Vince is celebrating Christmas with some of the WWF superstars. Patterson and Brisco are dressed as elves. Bubba Dudley is dressed up as santa Claus and Stacy Keibler is sitting on his lap. Bossman and Booker T join the party. Vince says he has a suprise - Santa's reindeer, five good looking women dancers. They stand up on the tables and show off their legs.
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Rikishi vs Test Test dares the referee Tim White to punch him, and he does. Test attacks White. Bell rings. Rikishi gets back up and lays test out with a superkick followed up by the bonzai drop. Winner by DQ: Rikishi
Backstage, Ric Flair is celebrating Christmas with the other half of the WWF roster (the good guys). Tajiri is dressed as Santa with Torrie Wilson sitting on his lap. Tajiri gives Torrie a present. She opens it and it's lingerie g-string. Albert and Edge put bows on Kane. Big Show is entertaining the women with his impressions, one of which is Hulk Hogan. Debra brings in her Christmas cookies. Debra says Austin will be there shortly.
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Backstage at Vince's party, Palumbo and Gunn exchange gifts which are headbands (with their names on them) that they agree to wear to the ring. Tazz insults Bubba by calling him a low class Santa. Bubba shoots back by saying the only reason Tazz is mad is because all the elves are taller than him. Fink brings in two more women for Vince - Mae and Moolah. Moolah heads straight for the bar.
APA vs Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn Bradshaw has Gunn in his arms for the fall away slam. Palumbo trips up Bradshaw, holds his feet, and Gunn falls on him for the easy pin. Winners: Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn
Backstage, RVD is not in a good mood and appears to be looking for someone.
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RVD enters Lance Storm's dressing room looking for Jericho. Storm says he's not there but delivers a message to him from Jericho - "He had his shot but he blew it." RVD issues a challenge to Jericho's messanger boy (Storm).
Backstage at Flair's party, Arn Anderson shows up. Steve Austin shows up with his beer cooler and begins passing out beers. Austin asks Santa Tajiri to stop rattling the bells. Austin sits on Santa Tajiri's lap with his Christmas wish list - case of beer, 5th of crown royal, another shot at Booker, more beer, shot at undisputed championship, a new truck, more beer, a deer rifle, and another middle finger so he can flip everybody off.
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Rob Van Dam vs Lance Storm RVD gets the pin with the 5 star frog splash. Winner: Rob Van Dam
Backstage at Vince's party, Test places a missletoe over Terri's head. Terri brings up that Rock beat him last week on Smackdown. Terri also says that Vince has hired her as the new co-host of Excess. Test asks Terri if she wants him in her stocking. Terri rejects him. Sharmell Sullivan interviews Maven. Maven says the grocery store scene last week between Austin and Booker was great. Booker hears this and issues a challenge to Maven for tonight. Mae Young is getting drunk at the punch bowl.
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Eggnog Match Stacy Keibler vs Torrie Wilson Both girls come to the eggnog pit wearing their Santa outfits. Stacy begins ripping Torrie's outfit off and slams her in the eggnog pit. Torrie pulls Stacy and the referee in. Torrie spanks Stacy on her ass. Torrie gets the pin on Stacy after a takedown. Winner: Torrie Wilson
Backstage at Vince's party, one of the dancers is on a table dancing and almost showed her boobs until the camera moved. Bubba and Dvon can't believe that Stacy lost the eggnog match. Jericho enters and complains to Vince why he is throwing a party at a time like this when he has to wrestle in a triple threat match tonight. Stephanie shows up and gives Vince a present. The room gets quiet. Vince opens the present and it's a money clip with his name engraved on it. Vince wonders what Stephanie is up to and thinks she is trying to manipulate him. Stephanie starts to break down. Vince gets pissed, throws the present down, and orders Stephanie to leave.
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WWF European Championship Christian vs The Hurricane w/ Mighty Molly Christian gets the pin with the unprettier. Winner: Christian
Backstage at Flair's party, Tazz shows up and says they have a good Santa. Tazz stirs the pot a little bit by saying the other guys said their Santa was bigger and better. Austin proposes a match to Flair - Santa Tajiri vs Santa Bubba. Flair agrees. Austin picks up his guitar and starts singing Christmas songs. Kane helped Austin on the guitar.
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Booker T w/ Big Bossman vs Maven Booker got the pin with a flapjack. Winner: Booker T
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Plug for Kid Rock's new album.
Santa Claus Match Bubba Claus w/ Dvon vs Tajiri Claus Dvon crotches Tajiri on the top turnbuckle. Bubba follows up with a superplex. Dvon enters for the whassup headbutt but Tazz comes down to the ring and shoves Dvon off the top. Tajiri gets the mist in Bubba's face and hits a kick to the face for the pin. Winner: Tajiri Claus
Backstage at Vince's party, Mae Young gets on the table and starts stripping, after hearing Angle tell Vince he was gonna strip Rock of his pride. Most of the guests start leaving.
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Backstage at Vince's party, Mae Young takes her panties off (the camera only shows her legs). All of Vince's guests have left in disgust except for Patterson and Brisco. Austin enters and attacks Vince. Vince runs away. Austin places Patterson's head face up on the table that Mae Young is standing naked on.
Undisputed Championship Triple Threat Match - No DQ, No Countouts. The first man to score a pin or submission wins. Chris Jericho vs Kurt Angle vs The Rock Most of this match was a handicapped match. Jericho broke up Angle's ankle lock on Rock. Jericho and Angle start fighting. Angle puts Jericho in the ankle lock, Rock breaks it up. Jericho knocks out the ref by accident with a flying forearm. Rock puts Jericho in the walls of jericho. Jericho taps but the ref is out. Angle hits Jericho with a chair by accident. Rock bottom on Angle. Jericho pulls the ref from counting. Angle ddt's Rock on the chair. Jericho rolls his arm on Rock for the easy pin. Winner: Chris Jericho
After the show is over Rock calls Angle back down to the ring for a little talk. Rock says he has three things to give Angle. The first thing he gives Angle is the chair. The second thing is a handshake. The third thing is a rock bottom. Rock gets on the turnbuckles and salutes the fans. Rock walks up the ramp to the back. Angle finally pulls himself off the mat and walks to the back.