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Submitted by Kevin Gregg on Monday, December 17, 2001 at 11:31 PM EST
WWF RAW Results: 12/17 Referee: Teddy Long Jeff Hardy vs. the Undertaker (c) The Undertaker picked Jeff Hardy up and he rammed him into the steel ring post. The Undertaker slammed Jeff Hardy's head into the steel steps and then he slammed Jeff Hardy into the time keeper's table. The Undertaker got a steel chair and he rammed it into the face of Jeff Hardy a couple of times. The Undertaker yelled at Lilian and then he rolled Jeff back into the ring. The Undertaker stalked Jeff as he was down on the mat and then he grabbed him by the hair and talked trash. The Undertaker nailed Jeff Hardy with a hard right hand and then the Undertaker held Jeff up and then he knocked him down with a straight right hand. The Undertaker then set Jeff Hardy up for the Last Ride, and the fans went nuts as the Undertaker delivered the Last Ride to Jeff Hardy. Lita then went to the top rope, but the Undertaker scared her down and then the Undertaker pinned Jeff Hardy for a three count to retain the Hardcore Championship. The Aftermath: After the match, the Undertaker got his Hardcore Title and then he got out of the ring and got on his motorcycle and started it up, but he saw Lita in the ring attending to Jeff Hardy. The Undertaker then got up and got in the ring and he stalked Lita and talked the trash. The Undertaker then scooped Jeff Hardy up and tossed him to the outside of the ring, and the fans chanted "Lita, Lita!" The Undertaker picked Jeff Hardy up and carried him up the ramp and Lita tried to tell him to stop, but he wouldn't. The Undertaker put Jeff on the stage and then he talked trash to Lita, and told her that this is on her conscience. The Undertaker then gave Jeff Hardy the Last Ride off the side of the stage through some tables! Matt Hardy was shown at WWF New York, and he couldn't believe what he was seeing. The Undertaker then grabbed Lita by the hair and Lita gave the Undertaker a low blow, but the Undertaker held onto her. The Undertaker then tossed Lita right off the side of the stage, and Matt couldn't believe it, as he was seen from WWF New York. The referee went down to check on Jeff and Lita, and they weren't moving at all. During the Break: Matt Hardy was backstage at WWF New York, and he called the arena to find out if Lita is ok. Matt also asked about Jeff, and he showed a lot of concern for the two of them. The person he was talking to didn't seem to know much, and Matt got upset and left the room. In ring promo: The music of Vince McMahon hit in the arena and he made his way to the ring as the co-owner of the World Wrestling Federation. Vince got on the mic, and he said that he thinks that everyone in this arena would agree with one thing. The fans started up with the "Asshole, asshole!" chant, and Vince replied with a little southern hospitality, please. They must agree with him that Stone Cold Steve Austin is a certifiable lunatic! If they don't believe him, let's take a trip down memory lane from last Thursday on Smackdown!. Vince was up in his sweet, enjoying the show with his invited guest. For some reason, this food that was brought for Austin catches on fire. The firemen show up, and this one fireman had a certain look on his face. Austin attacked Vince, and he ran Booker T down through the arena! Austin chased Booker T out of the arena, like he was a thief! And Austin got in his pick up truck in hot pursuit until he met up with Booker T at a grocery store. From there, Austin and Booker T got it on, and Austin got the better of Booker T at the Green Frog. Vince has to get something off his chest, and that requires one other individual to be out here when he does. Stone Cold, come on out. Vince knows that he's back there somewhere. Don't make Vince wait all night. That won't be healthy for him! Vince told Austin to get his red neck butt out there, and Austin's music hit and he made his way out with a "WHAT?" shirt on. The fans hit Vince with the "What?" chant, and Vince said that he hates that word. (What?) He said he hates that word. (What?) Austin grabbed the mic, and the fans chanted "Austin, Austin!" Austin asked Vince he wants what from him? He wants him to what? Vince took the mic, and he told Austin that he wants him to apologize to Booker T for what he did. Austin replied with a "What?" He wants him to come out and apologize to Booker T? (What?) He wants him to say he's sorry? (What?) He wants him to say he wishes he never did that? (What?) Booker T stole his truck? (What?) Booker T cost Stone Cold the Undisputed Title? (What?) And Vince wants him to apologize? (What?) Austin was nice enough to take Booker T on a shopping spree. (What?) He bought him ketchup, (What?) beer, (What?) grey poupon, (What?) etc, etc. (What?) And Vince wants him to apologize? (What?) He did that man a favor! (What?) He said he did that man a favor! (What?) Austin is trying to be calm, cool and collected. (What?) Calm! (What?) Cool! (What?) Collected! (What?) He came to Lafayette, and he's been sitting here all day and he got some coffee! Some food, (What?) and since he ate all that food, he drank some beers and a bloody merry. (What?) Since Vince expects Stone Cold to roll into Lafayette and act like a jackass, he's got to tell him that it just won't happen. (What?) It just won't happen! Austin is trying to cut back the calories, but since he ate and drank so much, and he's got nothing more to say to Vince, because he's the biggest piece of crap he's seen. Right now, if you want Stone Cold to open up a can of whoop ass on that sum bitch right there, gimme a hell yeah! The fans chanted "hell yeah!" and Austin got ready. Booker T showed up on the Titantron from the parking lot. He took Austin's truck for a little joy ride. That was a sweet little number at the grocery store, but he didn't forget about it, sucka. See this truck? This is what's going to happen to Austin's punk ass. Booker T had a lead pipe and he smashed the side of the truck and the windows, and he asked Austin if he can dig that, sucka! Austin stormed out of the ring and he went to the parking lot to look for Booker T! During the Break: Austin ran after Booker T, and he chased him away. Booker T got in a car and drove away as Austin chased the car, on foot. Austin then turned back and he got in his truck and went right after Booker T! Referee: Brian Hebner Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert vs. the Dudley Boyz (c) D-Von made the tag to Bubba and Scotty gave Bubba some right hands and then he ducked a clothesline and knocked Bubba down with a super kick. Scotty made the tag to Albert, and he got in the ring and went to work on D-Von. Albert gave D-Von a back body drop and then a clothesline to Bubba. Albert gave D-Von some left hands and then he knocked Bubba down with a hard right. Albert then gave D-Von a giant swing and then he splashed D-Von in the corner. Scotty then took D-Von down with the bulldog and then Scotty gave D-Von the Worm! Scotty pinned D-Von, but Bubba broke it up. Stacy got in the ring with her boot in her hand, and she got ready to hit Albert, but Albert saw her. Albert then kissed Stacy Keibler and then Bubba Ray gave Albert a clothesline to the outside of the ring. Scotty battled back into the ring and he ran right into the 3D by the Dudleys and then D-Von pinned him for a three count to get the win. The Aftermath: After the match, Stacy got in the ring and Albert stalked her, and she was quick to get out of the ring. Backstage: Vince McMahon was shown looking on, and he got a call from Booker T. Booker T told Vince not to worry about a thing. He's got everything under control. Booker T asked Vince to guess where he is right now. He's at a place where Austin will never find him. He's at a church! Vince laughed, and Booker T told Vince not to worry about a thing, can you dig it. Vince told Booker T to say a little prayer for Stone Cold while he's at the church! In the arena: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler talked about the death of Russ Hass. His life was taken from us much too soon. Jerry said it was a tremendous loss for everyone in the WWF, and their thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of Russ Hass. Referee: Jack Doan Tazz vs. Christian (c) The Aftermath: After the match, Christian talked trash and slapped him around and then he picked Tazz up and went to smash him in the head with the belt, but Tazz ducked it and then he choked Christian out! Backstage: Ric Flair and Gregory Helms were shown, and Greg said that we just saw Tazz take out Christian. Just the same way the Hurricane took out Crash on Smackdown!. Lance Storm showed up, and he couldn't believe that Greg has a job here, and Lance doesn't. Lance told Greg to shut up, because he doesn't buy this super hero bull. Greg told Lance to be careful, and Lance then begged Ric Flair. He needed time to prepare. Ric Flair asked Lance if he knows who he is? He is the most powerful man in sports entertainment! If Lance wins his match tonight, he'll make his life a living hell, and he's wrestling The Rock, tonight! Backstage: Rob Van Dam was shown in the backstage area, and tonight, he goes against Chris Jericho. Vince McMahon showed up and wished him good luck tonight. And the other thing he wants to let him know is that Ric Flair can't make decisions on his own like Vince does. Ric Flair consulted him as to whether or not he should get this opportunity. Vince agreed with Flair. RVD deserves this, so make the best of it. The other thing is, should he win the Championship tonight, the two of them could get along real well. RVD thanked Vince, but he really doesn't see them together as a 'team.' Vince didn't seem to know what he was saying, and Rob said that Vince being the kind of guy that he is, and then there's Rob being Rob Van Dam. You know? Vince then told Rob that he hopes Chris Jericho kicks his butt tonight! And guess what? Just so he can have a birds eye view, he's going to be the guest commentator at ringside! Vince left, and Rob said "Whatever, dude." At the Church: A shot of a bingo hall was shown, and Booker T was there playing bingo at the church. Booker T told the woman to please speed it up, because he doesn't have all night. Booker T didn't seem to be doing too well in the game, and he switched cards with the woman next to him! Booker T complained, because the lady was looking at him, and he yelled at a lady behind and told her that he doesn't like her. Booker T told her to shut up, because he's the Bingo Man, and he's going to win this one. Stone Cold Steve Austin showed up and he got on the mic and called the next one. A as in Austin 3:16! Austin then chased Booker T out of the bingo room at the church, and the game went on, and it looked like the woman that was sitting next to Booker T won with his original card! Oh my, oh my! Booker T ran into the next room, and he tried to hide in between the church seats, but he couldn't fit. Booker T then hid behind the table on the stage, and he peeked out, and someone was knocking. Booker T said this wouldn't work, and he went o look for another hiding place. Booker T posed as a statue, but he figured that wouldn't work and he was knocking things over as someone continued to knock. Booker T then left the room, looking for a place to hide. Lance Storm vs. The Rock The Rock then bounced Lance's head off of the announcer's table once again and then he rolled him back into the ring. The Rock went for a clothesline, but Lance ducked it and he knocked The Rock down with a super kick. Lance then whipped The Rock into the corner and then he knocked The Rock down with a clothesline and he pinned him, but he only got a two count. Lance gave The Rock some right hands and then he went off the ropes, but The Rock caught him in a Samoan drop to take him down. The Rock then gave Lance some right hands and then he whipped him off the ropes and tossed him across the ring. The Rock gave Lance a DDT and the a pin, but he only got a two count. Lance went for a heel kick on The Rock, but The Rock ducked it, and Lance hit the referee. The Rock then took Lance down by the legs, and then he put him in the Sharpshooter and Lance tapped out, but the referee was down. Test then stormed to the ring and he knocked The Rock down from behind. Test then gave The Rock the pump handle power slam and then he put Lance on top of The Rock. Lance pinned The Rock, but he only got a two count! Lance then gave The Rock a couple of right hands and then The Rock whipped Lance off the ropes and The Rock gave him a spinebuster. Test got on the apron, but The Rock knocked him down and then he brawled with Test on the outside of the ring. Lance got out of the ring with him, and The Rock knocked him down and then Test knocked The Rock down and out with the big boot and then Lance Storm got in the ring and he defeated The Rock as a result of a count out! The Aftermath: After the match, The Rock got back in the ring, and he argued with the referee. After the referee got out of the ring, The Rock got ready for Lance Storm to get down from the ropes. Lance turned around and saw The Rock and the two exchanged words, and The Rock offered his hand for Lance Storm to shake. Lance Storm shook his hand and then The Rock pulled him in and gave him the Rock Bottom! Backstage: Chris Jericho was shown walking in the backstage area, and the Undisputed Title will be on the line, tonight! At the Church: The church was shown, and Booker T was in the closet, and a woman went into the other side of it, and spoke to 'father,' who was actually Booker T. The woman said that she committed adultery on her husband with her husband's brother and best friend. One thing lead to another, and they had a video camera. Booker T asked if there were pictures, and she said just a video camera. Booker T said "You didn't just say that. Tell me you did not just say that, my child." The woman said that she feels so guilty, and she doesn't know what to do. Booker T told the woman to go home and do 18 hail marys and write down this address and send him that video tape! The woman seemed confused, and she asked if everything will be all right, and Booker T said everything will be fine, and he had an evil grin on his face. In ring promo: The music of Chris Jericho hit in the arena and he made his way to the ring and he got on the mic and said that he is Chris Jericho, and he is the Undisputed Champion of the World Wrestling Federation. He is the man who beat both The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin single handedly, back to back, in one night! He is the man who then went on to beat Austin yet again, the very next night! He, quite frankly, is the man, period! That's why he's going to have to disappoint all of the fans by not performing, tonight. Because he is refusing to defend these Championships against Rob Van Dam. Why does he even deserve a title shot anyways? Just because the fans like to chant "RVD?" Big deal. He's nothing but a liar and a cheater, and Chris has the footage to prove it. Chris said to push play, and they showed the footage from Smackdown! when Rob Van Dam used a steel chair on Chris Jericho to get the win. Chris said there it is. There's your Van Dam. A man that will stoop so low to use a steel chair to get a win. What kind of a man would do that? One that isn't even worthy enough to be standing next to a living legend, and one who is scared to death of Chris Jericho. Second of all, what kind of co-owner of a company would allow such an act to go unpunished? An envious one. Chris Jericho demands that Ric Flair comes to the ring right now and over turns that decision from Smackdown! and cancels this match tonight. Ric Flair's music hit and he made his way out to the ring as the 50% owner of the World Wrestling Federation! Ric got in the ring, and he went over what Chris said. He'd like him to reverse last week's decision? He'd also like him to cancel his Championship match tonight? Ric reminded that even though Chris is the Undisputed Champion, Ric is the owner, and he works for him. The answer to both is NO! Now, has Chris forgotten that he is the one that brought the chair in the ring? Ric can't help it that Van Dam use it, but he knows for a fact that he saw the referee count the three count, and those were Chris Jericho's shoulders pinned to the mat. So in Ric Flair's eyes, RVD is the number one contender! Whether he's worthy of being in the ring with him or not, we'll find out tonight. Chris said that he had nothing to do with bringing that chair in, and he should sue him for everything he has for even insinuating it. Chris knows why Ric likes to screw with him. It's because he's envious. For the first time in his life, he wishes he was somebody else. He wishes that he had the only Undisputed Championship, right? He wishes that he was Chris Jericho, right? But he's not! Just like Rob Van Dam, Flair doesn't deserve to be standing in the same ring with the living legend, Chris Jericho. So instead of worrying about his Woooos and strutting, why not get over his mid life crisis and start living up to his responsibilities of being the co-owner of this company, just like Chris Jericho is living up to his responsibilities of being the Undisputed Champion of the World. Ric asked Chris if he heard him say mid life crisis? Hell! He had that 10 years ago! You don't get it. Ric is the boss, and he loves it. He agrees with him that the referee sucks, but the fact is that he's going to defend the title tonight! And you know what! Guess who the referee is going to be! Ric took his shirt off, and he revealed to the world that he's going to be the referee! That means no outside interference, McMahon, no chairs, nothing! Woooo! Edge and Rikishi vs. Kurt Angle and Test The Aftermath: After the match, Test and Kurt Angle went at it with Rikishi and they backed him into the corner and kicked away on him. The Rock stormed to the ring and he gave Kurt Angle a spinebuster and then Test went for the big boot on The Rock, but The Rock ducked it and took Test down. The Rock knocked Test into the corner and then Rikishi gave Test the stink face! Backstage: Test was shown in the backstage area, and he was ready to puke. Just before this, it was announced that Triple H WILL be returning on the January 7th edition of RAW! Test told Michael Cole that it's going to be real funny when he kicks The Rock's ass on Smackdown!. Test told Michael Cole that he needs a beating, and he's going to do that, because he can't be fired. Test shoved Michael Cole into the fence in the backstage area and then he left as Michael went down! Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn vs. The Big Show and Tajiri Chuck scooped Tajiri up and gave him a body slam and then he and Billy Gunn double teamed Tajiri. Billy pinned Tajiri, but he only got a two count. Billy pinned Tajiri once again, but he got another two count. Billy made the tag to Chuck Palumbo and Chuck got in the ring and picked Tajiri up and went to ram him into the corner. Tajiri got out of it, and he kicked Chuck right in the face! Tajiri made the tag to The Big Show and he got in the ring and went to work on both Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn and he slammed them into the corner. The Big Show knocked Chuck down in one corner and then he whipped Billy Gunn into Tajiri, and Tajiri caught him in the tarantula! Chuck gave The Big Show a super kick, but The Big Show no sold it and then he clotheslined Chuck down to the mat. Billy Gunn then took The Big Show down with the fame-asser and Tajiri tagged himself into the match and he kicked away on Billy. Billy whipped Tajiri off the ropes and Tajiri went for the springboard elbow, but Torrie got on the apron and Tajiri bumped her down from the mat. Billy Gunn got a nasty flap jack maneuver on Tajiri and then he pinned him for a three count to get the win! At the Church: Booker T was shown in the confessional, and a guy was there talking to him. Booker T told the guy to go home and give him two hail marys, stand up, and get the hell out of his office! Booker T called for the next person to come in, and it was Stone Cold Steve Austin! Booker T told him to speak up, and Austin gave him a "What?" Booker T asked him if he wants to confess. Austin said that he doesn't. He hasn't sinned yet, but he's fixing to sin, and it's going to be real bad, what, what, what! Booker T got out and ran, and Austin went right after him! Booker T ran into the next room into some nuns, and Austin was with him. The nuns asked Booker T to take them somewhere, and Austin told him not to go anywhere, and Booker T escorted the nuns out, and a priest showed up, and he welcomed Austin there, and he said that maybe it's a good time that he heard his confession. Austin replied with What? Backstage: Ric Flair and Rob Van Dam ran into each other, and the two talked, and Ric gave Rob some advice for tonight's match, and he mentioned the figure four. Referee: Ric Flair Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho (c) Rob then came off the top rope with a cross body on Chris Jericho on the outside of the ring! Rob rolled Chris back into the ring and he hammered away on him in the corner. Rob whipped Chris to the other side of the ring and he gave him some shoulder blocks in the corner and he went for a flipping one, but Chris side stepped it and Rob hit the ring post. Chris then took Rob Van Dam down with a release German suplex, and then he pinned him for a two count. Chris kicked away on Rob and then he picked him up and gave him a body slam and then he went off the ropes and gave him a series of elbow drops. Chris pinned Rob Van Dam, but he only got a two count. Chris got Rob in a reverse chin lock, and he jammed his knee into Rob's back to wear him down. Rob fought out of it and Chris took Rob down with a bulldog and then he went for the lionsault, but Rob moved out of the way. Chris landed on his feet, and then Chris knocked Rob down with a clothesline, and then he pinned him for a two count. Chris choked Rob Van Dam over the second rope and then he backed him into the corner and chopped him across the chest a couple of times. Chris whipped Rob to the other side of the ring and Rob rolled Chris up in a pin for a two count. Chris then gave Rob Van Dam a drop kick to knock him down. Chris raked the eyes of Rob Van Dam and the fans started chanting "RVD, RVD!" Chris hooked Rob Van Dam in a front face lock and then he gave him a suplex, and he pinned him for a two count. Rob battled back with some shots to the mid section and then Chris whipped Rob off the ropes, and Rob came back with a roll up and a pin for a two count. Chris knocked Rob down and then he pulled his hair and talked trash. Rob knocked Chris down with a heel kick and then Chris whipped Rob into the corner and Rob hit Chris with a reverse elbow and then he hopped to the top rope and came off onto Chris with a flip, and then he pinned him for a two count. Rob Van Dam went for a hurricanrana, but Chris Jericho blocked it and he went for the Walls of Jericho, and he got it on! Rob Van Dam got to the bottom rope to break the hold, and Chris went for it again, but Rob rolled Chris Jericho up in a pin for a two count. Chris kicked away on Rob as he was down and then Ric Flair pulled Chris Jericho out of the ropes. Chris and Ric got in a shoving contest, and RVD knocked Chris down with a heel kick and then he hit the rolling thunder, and then he hopped to the top rope and he came off with the Five Star Frog Splash on Chris Jericho and then he pinned him for a two count as Vince McMahon pulled Ric Flair out of the ring! Vince then got in the ring and Ric chopped away on Vince and then he gave him a low blow and then he pulled him down to the mat and gave him a number of low blows! Rob and Ric Flair then put Chris Jericho and Vince McMahon in the figure four leg lock at the same time! Oh my, oh my! Quick Match Results: * Hardcore Title: The Undertaker def. Jeff Hardy to retain * Tag Team Titles: The Dudleys def. Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert to retain * European Title: Christian def. Tazz to retain * Lance Storm def. The Rock by count out * Kurt Angle and Test def. Edge and Rikishi * Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo def. The Big Show and Tajiri * WWF Title: Rob Van Dam def. Chris Jericho by DQ; Jericho retains PowerWrestling: The best ever. OK!
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