XPW TV Recap - December 15th, 2001
by Jonathan Siderman

» As reported a few weeks ago, XPW TV debuts their new set! Larry Rivera thanks the 'Donald Trump of the Porno-business' Mr. Robert Black for the new studio, while Kris Kloss seems a little distant. The rumors mill is turning over-time, and on January 12th there's only one place you want to be, The Grand Olympic Auditorium enjoying the 'New Years Revolution'!

» Rob Black walks into his office wearing a disguise, obviously hiding from someone in the huge XPW offices. He tells his secretary, in a woman's voice, that he's not here today so don't let anyone in. He proceeds to call in Kevin Kleinrock and the very lovely Angel. Kleinrock sits down, and doesn't talk to Black. He's still mad that Black kicked him at Retribution, so Black has a present for him. He pulls out a dancing Jewish Rabii! Black has a little jew, and now Kleinrock has a little jew! Angel says it looks like a terrorist, and Kevin throws a fit saying the other people are terrorists. Kleinrock really enjoys his toy, and they get to business. He says he likes that new masked-guy Black got to beat up Kaos. But Rob Black says he had nothing to do with it, but as long as he's going after The Enterprise, he has no problem with him.

» XPW VP Kevin Kleinrock is at Starbucks with Preston Ascott III, but he keeps forgetting to buy something for Ascott, so they don't get to talk much. When they got to talk, Ascott gets irrate that Kevin didn't start him at the top like he said he was. He says now that he's beaten two men, he's nearly at the top. But Ascott says he got his victory on his own, and doesn't need Kleinrock coming out with him. Kevin says he just needs to get to know him better.

» Webb comes into Rob Black's office, to his very own music of course. Webb has issues to discuss with him, one of them being his tab. It is now at $17648, but, being the generous man that he is, Black drops the $.34. Webb says last week it was 7, but where'd you get the teen from? It's always been 17, but now it's like 19, 21, 34, it's actually down now. What Webb really wants is to know his mystery opponent, or if he's fighting everyone from the bottom, but Black tells him not to concern himself with that. His concern should be the main event for 'New Years Revolution.' Webb needs to leave now to his Boone-Shue class, which is getting pretty popular. People like Shaquile 'O Neal and Ron Jeremy get their training there!

» Kevin is in his office, talking to Preston Ascott III on the phone. He makes plans to go play 18-Holes with him [he means golf sicko], some tennis, and hang out in the sauna together. WHAT THE HELL? In the sauna bonding with one another? Oh god no he's gotta be...

» Tickets for 'New Years Revolution' on January 12th at The Grand Olympic Auditorium are on sale at TicketMaster [or Ticketmaster.com] or, for the floor seats, more details are on the main page of XPWrestling.com.

» [XPW TV Title Match]: Kaos [w/ The Enterprise] vs. Pogo the Clown [only man in XPW to be Undefeated]
Kaos takes control of the match early on, but Pogo nails a clothesline so Kaos leaves the ring to recoup. But Kaos comes back into the ring and takes back the advantage. He bodyslams Pogo, then goes to the top rope where he nails a frog splash. But Pogo the Clown hits a wicked clothesline and hits a hard elbow drop. Pogo goes for a powerbomb in the ring, but takes Kaos to the ropes and drops him to the outside through a table. Pogo leaves the ring and whips Kaos into the guardrail. They get back into the ring where Pogo nails a huge boot. While Pogo is celebrating, Kaos goes to the top rope and his his flying gulliotine.
Winner: Kaos

While Pogo chases out The Enterprise members, some big man comes out with a mask on and cuts open Kaos. He takes Kaos' blood and smears it all over his white and black mask!

» G.Q. Money and Kaos cut a promo, Money saying that the XPW Title holders are a joke. 'White Trash' Johnny Webb is the XPW World Champ? He's mot just Webb, having one name is reserved for superstars like Kaos. Now on to the King of the Deathmatch Champ Supreme, who they burned and almost buried a few months ago. And now this guy is champ again? It makes them sick that they have unprepared champs, so everyweek on XPW TV Kaos will defend his title. They're drawing up the contracts, leaving it all open for anyone who thinks they could be the best. And if you step into the ring with Kaos, you'll just be another jackass The Enterprise has to deal with.

» XPW TV now features a musical video montage of all the happenings at Retribution.

» Supreme says he wants someone from The Enterprise in a Deathmatch. And, Rob Black, if he's not happy, he's going after you. Kaos, 2002, the whole year is dedicated to you. Actually 2003, 2004, 2005, all your life Kaos. We're family, I get to f*ck you up all your life.

» Angel walks into Rob Black's office with his theme music on a CD. Since Webb gets his music to be played when he walks in, he wants his to be played also. Black takes the CD from him, and as he's going to put it in, he throws it against the wall and tells him to get the f*ck out. Kevin Kleinrock walks in with the official XPW flyer and it states that there will be a shocking debut and a huge announcement at 'New Years Revolution.' But Black, again, has nothing to do with it. He tells Kevin to leave and makes a phone call to someone important. He tells him what it says, and is surprised by what he hears. He goes running out of the office, with his disguise on, to God knows where.

» Veronica Caine is on the phone, talking to one of her clients, saying that she want's her relationship to be what it used to be.

» As Rob Black is getting into his car, someone speeds by in their truck honking like a madman.

» The end shows Ron Jeremy breaking a piece of wood [no pun intended] with his foot and telling us he got his training from Boone-Shue.

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