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Submitted by Jaymz on Friday, December 14, 2001 at 8:10 AM EST
 Welcome back to Dead Bodies Everywhere. What a fantastic intro! I know, I amaze even me sometimes, really...I do. What's going on in the fabulous world or rasslin'? Oh, we've lots to talk about this week, we have a unified champ, two washed up wrestlers trying to make headlines again, and some other random bullshit. Sounds like fun, so let's get started. I watched in amazement on Sunday as Jerichode finally won "the big one". I wasn't really thrilled at first, what? I said that I wasn't too thrilled at first, but then I realized that this is the one thing that we've all been bitching about for months now: Something fresh. Everyone knew that Austin vs. Rock would NOT happen at Vengeance. It was too obvious, nor would it be Angle vs. Jericho either. So it was Y2J vs. Austin with Jericho coming away the unified champion. Although his victory was tainted, it was a sign that something new was to come. That all went down the shitter when Vince whored himself on television the next night on Raw. What's the point anyway? Wasn't the main event at Vengeance billed as "history making"? What the fuck was so history making about it? They barely even mentioned it on Raw. There was a bigger spectacle made for the return of Rikishi's ass. If Rikishi didn't have an ass, he wouldn't have a job. Hopefully Jericho will be given the proper respect that the first ever unified champion should get. Maybe he can actually make history out of the "history making" event that really didn't seem to matter as much as Vince's Cool Kids Club. I read that Randy Savage challenged Hulk Hogan to a match for charity, and if Hogan doesn't accept then he will cut a check for $10,0000 and call it the Hogan Pussy fund or something cool and snazzy like that. Do you think Hogan will accept? Of course not. The only thing that will result from this is Randy Savage writing a $10,000 tax write-off, and making himself look like an ass. It's a fucking shame when Slim Jim doesn't even want your washed up ass promoting their stuff. Oooooh yeeeeaaah brother, you've been replaced by a gearbox in a jerky suit, jerky! To steal a line from the great Monty Python's The Holy Grail, I shake my private parts you! Then we have Larry Nabisco trying to have another 15 minutes of fame by claiming the "Living Legend" is "his" gimmick and trademark. Yeah, I'm sure everyone thought of him whenever Jerichode billed himself as the "living legend". I sure as hell didn't, and I've been watching wrestling since I was 5, so that's a good 15.5 years. Before I get the legions of Nabisco fans - all 4 of them - on my ass, let me say that he may be a legend, but to claim that they were referring to him on Monday is just plain fucking stupid. Get over yourself, your time has come and gone. Undertaker got a nice haircut. Do I need to say anymore to make that line funny? I'm watching Smackdown as I type and the Green Frog Grocery Store segment just aired. My god that was some funny ass shit. Booker was crying like a little baby. I missed those fights at abstract areas. That's what I like. Of course, it's not about what I like, it's about what McMahon's ass likes. At least Flair is around to balance it out now. Man, there were a few referrences to "living legend" on Smackdown last night, I can't believe that they're trying to put over Nabisco like that. The thing I found funny about his interview was that he said "I had no intention of working for them again" as if they had any intention of bringing him in again. Sucka! Well, now that I've pissed off all of his fans, I'm going to bail out of this place with what little respect I have left. Of course, I didn't start out with much anyway. Any questions, comments, concerns, you let me know and I'll respond to you as fast I can. As always, thank you for reading and enjoy your weekends. Koltershock: An eye-opening and mind fucking experience for all over 18. Sick and twisted fun at it's worst! Jaymz
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