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Submitted by Kevin Gregg on Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 10:09 PM EST
WWF Smackdown! Results: 12/13 William Regal and Kurt Angle vs. Edge and Rikishi Kurt got in the ring, and Rikishi charged through the both of them with a double clothesline. Kurt Angle then nailed Rikishi with a vicious clothesline and then William Regal stomped away on Rikishi as he was down. Kurt got in the ring off the tag and he gave Rikishi some right hands and chops into the corner. Kurt gave Rikishi some right hands and then he went off the ropes and came back with a clothesline and both men went down as Rikishi clotheslined Kurt Angle at the same time. Both men made the tag and Edge got in the ring with a series of clotheslines on William Regal. Edge nailed Kurt and then Kurt went for the Angle Slam, but Edge countered it. Edge shoved Kurt into Regal and then Edge speared Regal and then he pinned him for a three count to get the win! The Aftermath: After the match, Rikishi got it on with Kurt Angle and he whipped Kurt into the corner and splashed him! Rikishi went for the stink face on Kurt Angle, but William Regal got in the ring with some shots to the head. Regal got the brass knuckles out of his trunks and he went to hit Rikishi with it, but he ducked and Regal knocked Angle out! Rikishi then gave William Regal a super kick into the corner and then he gave him the stink face! William Regal was able to get up and he knocked Rikishi down and out with the brass knuckles. Edge got in the ring with a steel chair and he nailed William Regal with it. Edge then gave Regal the Edgeocution DDT onto the steel chair! Regal was a bloody mess after the DDT and damn, it was a lot of blood. Backstage: Security guards and a limo were shown and Vince got out and he told the security guards to get closer with the dogs, because here comes his special guest! Booker T got out of the limo, and Booker T asked where they are tonight? Vince said they are in Bakersfield, California. Booker T said that's what he's talking about. Tonight, it isn't going to be the same. Vince told the security to tighten up, because there's a mad man on the loose, and his name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Vince told them to keep their eyes opened for Stone Cold and keep the dogs right. Nothing would please him more than to see one of these dogs take a bite out of Stone Cold Steve Austin's ass! Backstage: William Regal was shown being attended to, and he was angry. He said that it was broken, likely to be referring to his nose as he was as bloody as ever. Backstage: Booker T and Vince were shown and they came across Ric Flair. Ric offered his hand to shake Booker T and Vince, and they shook. Vince asked Ric what he is up to? Ric said that he's got something for Vince. He thought and he knows how to do it. He's going to do it better than that. Ric told Vince to go with him, and Ric said this is a good thing. He knows how Vince likes to live. Ric said that it'll be better than Monday night. Ric Flair lead Vince McMahon and Booker T into the sky box, and Vince checked around to see if Austin was there. Vince opened a door, expecting Austin to come out, and he wasn't there. Ric said that he's going the wrong way with this. This is a partner ship. They are going to coexist. He's made this bigger and better. Ric said that he's got to talk with Booker T at a different time about interfering in matches, but right now, Ric Flair is going to learn how to do things the McMahon way. It's his show. Vince said that if it's his show, then he's the boss. Ric agreed, and this is on Ric. He can learn things real fast. Look at the crowd, it's his! Ric Flair left Vince McMahon and Booker T in the sky box, and they sat down to enjoy Smackdown!. Backstage: Lita was shown in the backstage area and Test showed up. Test said that he knows what she's going through with Matt. It's hard. Test told Lita that if she ever wants to go out sometime, he's available. Lita thanked Test for the offer, but she needs to be by herself. Test asked Lita when she's going to get the opportunity to go out with a guy that looks like him? Once you go Test, you forget about the rest. Lita said that it's not that he's a good looking guy and she appreciates the offer, but she's better off by herself right now. Test said that he sees the way she looks at him! She's some kind of tease, isn't she? Test and Lita argued and Test begged Lita to hit him in the face, because he loves it rough. Jeff showed up and said that Lita isn't going to hit him, but he will! Test and Jeff Hardy then argued, and Jeff challenged Test to a match, tonight! Test agreed, and he told Jeff to bring his little girlfriend with him. Referee: Charles Robinson Crash Holly vs. Tajiri (c) Crash gave Tajiri a tilt a whirl back breaker out of the corner and then he pinned him for a two count. Crash backed Tajiri into the other corner and then he kicked away on him. Crash mounted Crash in the corner and Tajiri got out of it and he pulled Crash down into the tree of woe. Tajiri then gave Crash a baseball slide to the head in the corner and then he and Crash exchanged chops in the middle of the ring. Crash whipped Tajiri off the ropes and Tajiri came back with the springboard elbow and then Crash whipped Tajiri into the corner. Tajiri hooked Crash in the Tarantula and then he went to kick Crash in the head but Crash ducked it. Crash took Tajiri down with a hurricanrana and then Tajiri got out of it and he went off the ropes and took Crash down in a hurricanrana pin for a three count to get the win! The Aftermath: After the match, Torrie Wilson and Tajiri celebrated and Crash Holly stalked Torrie when the lights went out and the Hurricane came out and he showed up on the top rope and he came off with a cross body on Crash Holly and then he gave him the eye of the Hurricane! The Hurricane gave Torrie Wilson the thumbs up and then he ran off as Torrie smiled at him! Backstage: Vince and Booker T didn't seem to like that, and Vince said 'what's up wit that?' Backstage: Lance Storm caught up with Ric Flair again, and Ric told Lance to leave him alone. He doesn't like him, and he doesn't have time for him. Lance Storm told Ric that he used to tag with the Hurricane, and he carried him. Ric said that he hired the Hurricane, because there's a shortage of WWF Super Heroes! Lance asked for another chance, and Ric gave him one last chance. This time, he's not playing around. If he doesn't get the job done, he's gone forever! Backstage: Vince and Booker T were shown, and Vince was on the phone, telling someone that he doesn't know why the super hero is back. Someone knocked on the door, and it was the food that Vince ordered. Vince questioned that, and the food list was the very same food list that Stone Cold listed on RAW. Vince said that this isn't food for he and Booker T. Booker T said that he thinks they got Stone Cold Steve Austin's food. They delivered them his order! Vince agreed, and Booker T and Vince said to warm up the food, because they are going to eat it! Jeff Hardy vs. Test Test hooked Jeff in a front face lock and then he gave Jeff a suplex. Test then pinned Jeff Hardy, but he was only able to get a two count. Test whipped Jeff off the ropes and he went for a clothesline, but Jeff ducked it and came back with a chin breaker on Test. Jeff gave Test some shots to the back as he tried to get up and then Test whipped Jeff off the ropes and Jeff came back with a jumping clothesline to knock him down. Jeff pulled Test down to the mat and then he gave him a leg drop to the groin. Test whipped Jeff to the other side of the ring and Jeff hopped to the top rope and came off with the whisper in the wind. Lita then went to the top rope and came off with the hurricanrana and then Jeff went to the top rope and Test kicked Earl Hebner into the ropes to knock Jeff Hardy down. Test then got up and he knocked Jeff Hardy down with a big boot to the outside of the ring and the referee called for the bell to stop the match. The Aftermath: After the match, Test knocked the hell out of Earl Hebner and The Rock stormed to the ring and went at it with Test! The Rock gave Test a spinebuster and then he gave him a number of right hands and then he took him down with the Rock Bottom! Backstage: Vince and Booker T were shown, and they didn't seem to like that, and he said he's hungry, he has to eat now. Vince saw that the guy started a fire, and Vince got rid of the guy and then he dumped beer on the fire. Booker T wanted one of those burgers, but then they ate the fries, instead. Backstage: Matt Hardy and the APA were shown playing cards, and the APA told him to have some beers and play some cards, because they know what he's been going through with Lita. Matt said that they are done with, and Faarooq asked Matt Hardy about the hurricanrana she does. Did they do that at home? Faarooq said that he could do that over and over again. Catch her right there. Matt ignored Faarooq and said let's play cards. They started playing, and Faarooq asked Matt Hardy where Lita got those thongs?! Bradshaw laughed, and Matt Hardy seemed to be getting angry. Backstage: Vince McMahon and Booker T were shown, and they were complaining about the smell from the little fire. Someone knocked on the door and it was firemen. They had a report of a fire, and they are here to investigate. Vince said that there isn't a fire here, there isn't a damn thing. The firemen are no different than the cops. When you need them, they're not around, and when you don't need them, they show up. Stone Cold was one of the firemen, and he beat the hell out of Booker T in the sky box! Austin ran after Booker T through the arena as he tried to run and they fought to the ringside area, and Booker T got up and ran as Austin chased after him, wearing a fireman's suit! Vince was shown down and out after Austin charged through him, and Booker T got in a limo and drove away and the fans chanted "What? What? WHAT?" as Austin got in his truck and went after Booker T! Lance Storm vs. Kane Kane gave Lance some right hands in the corner and then he whipped him to the other side of the ring and gave him a clothesline. Kane then gave Lance a big boot to knock him down and then he went for a suplex, but Lance got out of it and Lance took Kane down with a chop block. Lance then gave Kane a heel kick to the head and then he went to the top rope and came off with a spinning heel kick to knock Kane down. Lance Storm then pinned Kane, but he only got a two count. Lance argued with referee Teddy Long and Kane got up and Lance nailed him with a super kick and Kane ignored it. Kane then went for a power slam, but Lance got out of it. Kane then grabbed Lance Storm by the throat and gave him a choke slam and then he pinned him for a three count to get the win! Backstage: The APA and Matt Hardy were shown once again and Faarooq was talking about the thong, yet again. Bradshaw told Faarooq to leave Matt alone. He's highly distraught. Faarooq asked Matt if she's a natural red head? Bradshaw said that's uncalled for. Besides, if he wants to know, just ask Jeff! Matt got angry and said that if they don't want to play cards, maybe they want to fight! Matt flipped the table over and stormed off, and Faarooq asked what made him so mad? Bradshaw's response was that maybe she's not a natural red head. Faarooq's response was "damn!" WWF Desire: The WWF Desire Video Package featuring Triple H, played with the U2 song, "Beautiful Day" was shown. Referee: Brian Hebner Christian and the Dudley Boyz vs. Scotty 2 Hotty, Albert and Tazz Scotty battled back with some right hands and then Christian hooked Scotty in a side Russian leg sweep and then a pin for a two count. Christian made the tag to Bubba Ray Dudley and he got in the ring and chopped Scotty across the chest. Bubba made the tag to Christian and Christian whipped Scotty into the corner and Scotty gave him a reverse elbow and then Scotty knocked Christian down with a super kick. Scotty made the tag to Tazz and he got in the ring and gave Christian a Tazzplex and then a pin for a two count as Bubba broke it up. All six men got in the ring and went at it and Tazz knocked D-Von to the outside of the ring and then Scotty got up in the ring and went for the bulldog but Christian avoided it. Christian went to give Scotty a back suplex and Scotty got out of it and then Scotty went off the ropes and gave Christian the bulldog and then he went for the worm, but Stacy distracted Scotty and then Albert pulled Stacy's pants down! The Dudleys then gave Scotty 2 Hotty the 3D and then Albert got in the ring, only to get knocked out by the Dudleys. Tazz grabbed Bubba and gave him a Tazzplex and then Christian went for the Unprettier on Tazz, but Tazz got out of it and he got Christian in the Tazzmission to get the win! Backstage: Vince McMahon was shown with an ice pack on his face and Booker T called him on the phone. Vince asked Booker T if he's all right, and Booker T said he's all right. Booker T said that he thinks he lost Austin. Not that he's scared, because he can take that sucka straight out of the game if he wanted to. Austin surprised him, but it's all good. Booker T said that he's going to stop at a super market and get himself something. Booker T is always a step ahead, and he went off on a rant. Booker T said that he thinks that he just saw Austin's truck, so he's got to go! Matt Hardy vs. Bradshaw Matt kicked Bradshaw and then he jumped at him with a cross body but Bradshaw caught him and tossed him across the ring with a fall away slam. Bradshaw pinned Matt Hardy, but he only got a two count. Bradshaw gave Matt some right hands and Matt fired back with some shots to the mid section and then Bradshaw hooked Matt in a suplex to take him down. Bradshaw perched Matt on the top rope and he gave him some right hands as he was on the top. Matt then fired back with some right hands of his own and then he came off the ropes with a tornado DDT on Bradshaw to take him down. Matt gave Bradshaw a Russian leg sweep and then he went to the second rope and came off with the leg drop and then he pinned him for a two count. Matt went for a neck breaker, but Bradshaw got out of it. Matt went for the Twist of Fate, but Bradshaw avoided it and then he nailed him with the Clothesline from Hell and then a pin for a three count to get the win! Backstage: Vince McMahon was shown and Ric Flair entered the room. Ric was on the phone with someone, and he talked to them in front of Vince. Ric told whoever he's talking to that he was on their side. Vince tried to interrupt him, but Ric didn't let him. Ric told the person that he'd see them later on, and Vince asked who the hell he's talking to? Ric said just a minute to Vince, and the person wanted to talk to Vince. Vince asked who it was, and it's Stone Cold Steve Austin! Vince got the phone, and Austin said it's Stone Cold Steve Austin. You know, the guy who Vince and Booker screwed at Vengeance, and then again on RAW. What? Did they think that they're going to sit out here in the box, and Stone Cold isn't going to do anything about it? Austin told Vince that he's calling him from his truck, and his truck is in a parking lot in front of a grocery store. It seems a certain jackass thought he could pull into there and stay a leap ahead of Stone Cold. It's a good thing they went there, because Austin has some shopping to do anyway! Once he's done with Booker T, he's going to load up a shopping cart with a bunch of food and when he gets through that, he's going to go down the aisle and open a six pack of whoop ass on Booker T and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so! Vince got angry and he asked Ric Flair what he's got to say about that, and Ric's response was "Woooo!" During the Break: Vince tried to get through to Booker T to let him know of Austin's whereabouts, but he couldn't. Ric Flair tried to calm Vince down, because it's his show! Shopping Center: Booker T was shown at a shopping center, and he was checking out some food. Booker T heard Stone Cold's voice on the PA system, and it mentioned something about aisle two, which is where Booker T was. Booker T got out of that aisle, and he attacked a guy that looked like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and then he told him to get his ass up, but it wasn't Stone Cold. Austin showed up from behind Booker T and he opened up a can of beer and then he attacked Booker T! Austin knocked Booker T down in the shopping center and then he stomped away on him! Shopping Center Brawl! My Lord! Click Here! Stone Cold tossed Booker T onto a bunch of oranges and then he gave him a number of right hands. Austin tossed Booker T into some shelves and then he doused him with ketchup! Austin then covered him in grey poupon as he continued to beat on him and then he dumped a basket of peanuts onto him and then he hit him in the head with a potato! Vince and Flair were shown, and Vince was angry as Flair had a big smile on his face. Austin covered Booker T in as much food as he could and then he knocked him into a shopping cart and he wheeled him around and Booker T tried to get up. Austin put him back in the cart and then he knocked him over. Austin broke a pizza over Booker's head and then he put him in another cart and Booker T said that he won't do no more. Austin took a drink of some beer and then he smashed the can into Booker T's head a number of times. Austin then wheeled the basket with Booker T in it to the storage area and then he threw eggs at him and smashed them over his head. Austin then got some boxes of crackers, and Booker T kicked those crackers right into Austin! Booker T then slammed Austin into some boxes of toilet paper and then into the door. Booker T put Austin in the freezer and then he shut the door and left! Austin came out through the fridge, and he took a sip of milk. Austin thanked Booker T and then he went back to work on him! Austin wheeled Booker T over to the check out counter on a cart and he put him on the counter and Booker T fell off and Austin stomped him for good measure as you could hear sirens. Austin left and Booker T said "I'm gonna get you!" as he was practically crying! Ric Flair and Vince were shown, and Ric said that he thought he told Vince that he'd enjoy himself! Woooo! Ric slapped Vince on the head and then he left, Woooo! Chris Jericho and the Undertaker vs. Rob Van Dam and The Rock The Undertaker made the tag to Chris Jericho and he got in the ring with a clothesline on The Rock to knock him down. The Rock and Chris Jericho exchanged blows and the Undertaker gave The Rock a cheap shot from behind. Chris Jericho knocked The Rock down with a spinning heel kick and then he pinned him for a two count. Chris Jericho gave The Rock a suplex and the fans chanted "RVD, RVD!" Chris gave The Rock some right hands and then he made the tag to the Undertaker. The Undertaker got in the ring and he gave The Rock a sloppy back suplex and then he pinned him for a two count. The Undertaker then choked away on The Rock and then he slammed his head into the turnbuckle. The Undertaker gave The Rock some right hands in the corner and then The Rock fired back with some right hands of his own. The Undertaker whipped The Rock into the corner and then he hit him with a hard clothesline. The Rock then fired out of the corner with some more right hands and then he whipped the Undertaker off the ropes and he went for a clothesline, but the Undertaker ducked it and he came back with a huge jumping clothesline of his own. The Undertaker scooped The Rock up, but The Rock got out of it and he planted the Undertaker with a DDT. The Rock made the tag to RVD, and he came off the top rope with a kick to the chest of the Undertaker. RVD then jumped on the Undertaker and then he knocked Chris Jericho down with a spinning heel kick. The Undertaker whipped RVD into the corner and RVD went to the top rope and he jumped on the Undertaker to take him down and then he pinned him for a two count as Chris attempted to break it up. Chris hit the Undertaker with an elbow drop and then RVD knocked Jericho to the outside of the ring. The Undertaker tossed Rob Van Dam through the ropes to the outside of the ring and Chris Jericho was there to pick up the pieces. Chris Jericho hit Rob Van Dam with the top of the announcer's table and then he rolled him back into the ring where the Undertaker pinned him for a two count. The Undertaker made the tag to Chris Jericho and he got in the ring with some right hands and chops on Rob Van Dam. Rob attempted to battle back and he whipped Chris off the ropes and Chris came back with a flying forearm on Rob Van Dam. Chris then pinned RVD, but he only got a two count. Chris Jericho then taunted The Rock and then he slammed Rob Van Dam into the turnbuckle. Chris tagged the Undertaker into the match and he got in there against Rob Van Dam with some right hands. The Undertaker choked Rob in the corner and the referee made the count. The Undertaker then distracted the referee as Chris Jericho took the opportunity to choke Rob on the ropes. The Undertaker then grabbed Rob by the arm and then he walked the top rope, but Rob Van Dam pulled him down as The Rock distracted him. Rob Van Dam then knocked the Undertaker down with a clothesline and then both men made the tag. The Rock got in there with Chris Jericho and the two exchanged right hands and then Chris whipped The Rock off the ropes and The Rock came back with a jumping clothesline to knock Chris down. The Rock gave the Undertaker a number of right hands to knock him down from the apron and then he gave Chris Jericho a spinebuster and then he went for the people's elbow on Chris Jericho! The Rock connected with it and then he pinned him, but he only got a two count as the Undertaker pulled the referee out of the ring. The Undertaker then knocked The Rock down with a clothesline and then Rob Van Dam went to the top rope and he came off with the Five Star on the Undertaker. Chris Jericho pulled Rob Van Dam down and he put him in the Walls of Jericho and The Rock knocked the Undertaker down and then he gave Chris a clothesline to break the hold. The Undertaker got in the ring and The Rock knocked him to the outside of the ring and then he went after him. Chris Jericho got a chair and Rob kicked the chair into Chris Jericho's face and then he pinned Chris Jericho for a three count to get the win! The Aftermath: The Rock waited on the stage, ready to fight and Chris Jericho was shown busted opened in the ring as Smackdown! went off the air! Quick Match Results: * Edge and Rikishi def. William Regal and Kurt Angle * WWF Cruiserweight Title: Tajiri def. Crash Holly to retain * Jeff Hardy def. Test by DQ * Kane def. Lance Storm * Scotty 2 Hotty, Albert and Tazz def. the Dudley Boyz and Christian * Bradshaw def. Matt Hardy * The Rock and Rob Van Dam def. The Undertaker and Chris Jericho PowerWrestling: A new ERA!
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