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Submitted by Kevin Gregg on Thursday, November 29, 2001 at 10:27 PM EST
WWF Smackdown! Results: 11/29 Referee: Brian Hebner Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Christian (c) Scotty brought Christian back into the ring and Christian got Scotty in a reverse DDT and then a pin for a two count. Christian then stomped and hammered away on Scotty 2 Hotty and the fans chanted "Scotty, Scotty!" as Christian choked him down on the mat. Christian whipped Scotty off the ropes and Scotty came back with a flying forearm and then he pinned him for a two count. Scotty whipped Christian into the corner and then Christian knocked Scotty down and pinned him with his feet on the ropes. Albert saved Scotty and then Test got up and hammered away on Albert on the outside of the ring. Scotty pulled Test onto the apron and then he pulled his head onto the top rope and then he slammed him into the turnbuckle. Scotty tossed Christian to the outside of the ring and then Scotty gave Test the bulldog in the ring and then he went for the worm, but Christian attacked him from behind and then he gave him the Unprettier and then a pin for a three count to get the win! The Aftermath: After the match, Test got in the ring and nailed Scotty 2 Hotty with the big boot. Before the match ended, Test nailed Albert with the big boot on the outside of the ring. Backstage: Jeff Hardy was shown backstage and Lita showed up. Lita and Jeff talked, and Lita told Jeff that it's mat. First she thought that they were going through a hard time, but after Monday night, something is going on with him. Jeff and Lita are worried about him, and Lita told Jeff that she's worried about Jeff, too. Jeff wrestled with a concussion on Monday, and she asked him if he's feeling all right. Matt showed up, and Matt told Lita that Jeff will be fine. Just super. He's gotta suck it up, because they have a number one contenders match for the Tag Team Titles at Vengeance! Matt said that he'll never steer them in the wrong direction. Look at everything he's done for the team. Jeff asked who the match was against, and Matt said that it's against The Big Show and Kane, but that's nothing for the greatest tag team of all time. Matt Hardy went on his way as Jeff and Lita remained in the room. Backstage: Vince McMahon was shown in his office, and he seemed pretty excited. Someone knocked on the door, and he invited them in. It was Rob Van Dam. Rob asked Vince if he wanted to see him, and Vince said yeah. RVD called Vince dude, and Vince said that he's not dude. He's Mr. McMahon. Vince wanted to see Rob, because he wanted to bring to his attention. There have been several times when Vince invited Rob to join Vince, but he never has. Vince wants Rob to know that he's not the kind of man that holds a grudge or anything like that. Vince wishes him all the luck in the world in his Title defense against Bubba. Rob said that he's out there winning matches, and he's still the Whole Dam Show. He likes the way things are going. Vince wished Rob good luck at Vengeance, because he's got a match at Vengeance with the Undertaker! Rob Van Dam didn't seem to like that, and he got very nervous as Vince laughed in his face. Rob said okay, that's cool. Vince asked him what he means? Rob said what is he going to do? He's just going to have to beat him again. Like he did last time. Remember? He's Rob Van Dam! Vince yelled at Rob, telling him to get out of his office, and to stay the hell out of his office! Backstage: Kurt Angle and William Regal were shown in the backstage area, and Regal said that he's going to make an example out of Austin. Kurt said that he's going to beat Austin at Vengeance, and then go on to become the Undisputed Champion. They came across Edge, and Kurt told Edge that he gets to make an example out of him, tonight. Kurt asked Edge if he knows who he's talking to? Edge said that he does. Regal is the charter member of the Vince McMahon Ass Kissing Club. And if Kurt ran for President, he'd be a shoe in for that club! Edge then attacked Kurt Angle and Regal, but they were too much for him. Kurt and Regal took Edge down and Regal whipped Edge with the strap as Kurt told Edge that there's more where that came from. A number of WWF officials showed up to break up the fight, and one referee of note was former WCW referee, Charles Robinson. Referee: Teddy Long Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Rob Van Dam (c) The Aftermath: After the match, the Undertaker rode his motorcycle to the ring and he rode it around the ring and he got in the ring and tossed Rob Van Dam into the corner and then he gave him some reverse elbows and body shots! The Undertaker got out of the ring and he brought a trash can into the ring and he set it up in the middle of the ring and then the Undertaker gave Rob Van Dam the Last Ride onto the trash can! The fans heavily booed the Undertaker and then the Undertaker got on his knee by Rob Van Dam, and he said that they have got to talk. You see, Rob has a lot to learn here if he wants to survive in the WWF. He's got to learn how to respect authority. The Undertaker told Rob that they're going to consider this his first lesson. At Vengeance, he'll graduate with honors. Rob and everybody else will respect the Undertaker. The fans heavily booed the Undertaker as he got out of the ring and got on his motorcycle and left. Backstage: The Coach was shown with Ric Flair. The Coach said that he was hoping to get Ric's thoughts on what the Undertaker did and said to Rob Van Dam. Ric said that he's huge on the word respect. If the Undertaker wants respect, he's sure that he'll get it from Rob Van Dam. Tonight, he wants one of these young bucks to volunteer to climb that ladder to wrestle the Undertaker, tonight. That's respect. Whooo! Referee: Timothy White Kurt Angle vs. Edge (c) Kurt Angle's music hit and he made his way to the ring for a one on one match against Edge in a Non Title Match. Edge came out and Kurt charged at him, but Edge avoided him and he took him down with a series of arm drags. Kurt took Edge down with a fireman carry take down, and then Edge got up and gave Kurt some right hands and a drop kick to knock him down. Edge pinned Kurt Angle, but he only got a two count. Edge kicked away on Kurt Angle in the corner and then Kurt whipped Edge to the other side of the ring. Kurt hooked Edge in a bear hug, and he went for a belly to belly, but Edge countered it and he took Kurt down with a modified bulldog and a pin for a two count. Kurt raked the eyes of Edge and then he gave Edge a number of right hands. Edge went for the DDT, but Kurt blocked it and he got Edge in a German suplex and then Kurt got Edge in a reverse chin lock down on the mat to wear him down. Edge got out of it and he went off the ropes and he rolled Kurt up in a school boy pin for a two count. Kurt gave Edge an over the head belly to belly suplex and then he wasted time posing. Kurt whipped Edge and gave him another belly to belly suplex and then he went back to the posing, only to get booed by the fans. Edge whipped Kurt off the ropes and then he gave him a power slam and the referee started the count as both men were down on the mat. Edge gave Kurt some right hands into the ropes and then Kurt whipped Edge off the ropes and Edge came back with a spinning heel kick to knock him down. Edge knocked Kurt down with a clothesline and then he gave him the Edge-o-Matic and then a pin for a two count. Edge whipped Kurt off the ropes and he went for a drop kick, but Kurt held onto the ropes. Kurt Angle then grabbed the ankle of Edge and he went for the ankle lock, but he couldn't get it on as Edge kicked Kurt towards the ropes. Kurt bounced back and Edge got Kurt in a small package pin for a two count. The fans heavily booed as William Regal made his way out to the ringside area. Edge gave Kurt some right hands and Kurt whipped Edge to the corner and Edge speared Kurt Angle and then he pinned him as William Regal put Kurt's foot on the ropes to interrupt the count. Edge argued with William Regal and Kurt charged at Edge, but Edge side stepped it and he tossed Kurt to the outside of the ring onto Regal. Edge then got out of the ring and he rolled Kurt back into the ring and then he went to get back in the ring, but Regal nailed Edge in the kidney with brass knuckles. Kurt Angle then gave Edge the Angle Slam and then a pin for a three count to get the win! Backstage: Trish Stratus was shown in the backstage area, and she's up next in a Women's Title defense against Jacqueline! In ring promo: The music of Trish Stratus hit in the arena and she made her way to the ring as the Women's Champion for a match against Jacqueline! When it was time for Jacqueline to come out, Mr. McMahon's music hit and he made his way to the ring. Vince got on the mic, and he said hey to Trish. They'll get to business in just a minute. Vince wanted to take this opportunity to come out and let everyone know that tonight, in this very ring, a third individual will indeed join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. But that's all right, because when he takes his jacket off, when he drops his drawers, all of the women in the crowd will be saying "You know what? Mr. McMahon, you really do have a really nice looking ass." Vince took his jacket off, and he told Trish that he thinks that Trish would probably agree with that. After all, they go back a ways. Vince distinctly remembers Trish telling Vince some time in the past when they had a closer relationship. Vince remembers Trish telling him that he has a nice ass. Trish said that she did say that. Vince told Trish that if she'll recall, Vince told her the same thing. Vince thought about the good times that he and Trish had together, and he said "Baby, you can be on FIRE!" Vince walked around and looked at Trish and said "That tiny little waist, Trish, and the smell of your hair. Oh yeah, and I also remember the sensitivities of your neck." Vince told Trish that they really had some good times together, didn't they? And then there was Wrestlemania. Did he forget about the fact that Trish slapped Vince in his face?! Did he forget about that? Guess who's going to join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club tonight! It's Trish Stratus! That's who it is. It's going to be Trish. Oh yeah. Vince isn't asking Trish to do anything that she hasn't done in the past. Maybe this is out here in public, but Vince knows that Trish likes being the Women's Champion. It makes her feel good and proud. All of her accomplishments. Did Vince leave out the part that he wants Trish to get on her knees? Vince told Trish to be a good girl and get down on her knees. The fans heavily booed Vince, and Vince told Trish that it won't hurt. Others have done this. It's not such a big deal. Just get on your knees. Trish slowly got on her knees in front of Vince, and then Vince unbuckled his belt. Vince told Trish that he's going to undo his pants. He's gonna unzip his pants. Vince turned around in Trish after he dropped his pants, and The Rock's music hit and he made his way to the ring! Vince tried to pull his pants up, but The Rock told him to leave his pants down! The Rock told Vince to stand up and look The Rock in the eye. The fans chanted "Rocky, Rocky!" and The Rock said that Vince wanted the Women's Champion to get down on her knees and kiss his ass? The Rock knows if Vince had it his way, he'd want everyone in this arena to get down on their knees and kiss Vince's ass! Vince admitted it, and The Rock asked Vince to ask The Rock to get down on his knees and kiss Vince's ass?! The Rock said that Vince is probably wondering why The Rock asked him to keep his pants down. The Rock told Vince to walk to the middle of the people's ring, and he'll tell him exactly why. Vince stood there, and The Rock told Vince to shhh. Come on, Vince. Walk. Come on and walk. The Rock yelled at Vince, telling him to walk, and Vince staggered towards the middle of the ring with his pants down at the bottom of his legs. The Rock said that he knows that Vince loves to humiliate people. He saw what he did to Jim Ross, and he knows what he wanted to do to Trish Stratus, but The Rock says that if there is anyone in this world who should be humiliated, it's Vince. The reason why The Rock wanted Vince to walk in the ring with his pants down, because it's much easier for The Rock to take an object, turn it sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass! But now the question is: What type of object should it be? The Rock knows they are in Kansas, and The Rock noticed a lot of corn fields. Does anyone know where The Rock could find an ear of corn to stick up Vince's ass? The Rock isn't going to violate Vince with an ear of corn, you sick freak. The Rock said that the jokes are over. The Rock came out here, because he wanted him to feel what it's like to be humiliated. So seeing as he now knows what it's like to be humiliated, The Rock says on behalf of the next Undisputed Champion, on behalf of Jim Ross, on behalf of Trish Stratus, and more importantly than that, on behalf of the millions and millions, The Rock has one thing to say: WHAM! The Rock gave Vince McMahon the Rock Bottom in the middle of the ring and then he set him up for the people's elbow and he connected with it! Chris Jericho stormed to the ring with a steel chair, but The Rock cut him off and gave him a number of right hands to knock him down in the corner. Vince slowly got up and he gave The Rock a low blow and then Chris got the steel chair and he nailed The Rock in the head with it. Chris then set The Rock up for the people's elbow with a steel chair on his chest, and he did just that. Chris then got on the mic and said that even though The Rock is seeing stars spinning around in his head right now, just remember that the biggest star of them all is Chris Jericho. Y2J! Chris Jericho then helped Vince McMahon to his feet and out of the ring as The Rock was noticeably busted open. Referee: Jack Doan The Hardy Boyz vs. The Big Show and Kane Kane scooped Matt Hardy up and he gave him a power slam and then he made the tag to The Big Show. Kane gave Matt some right hands and The Big Show got in the ring and he press slammed Matt Hardy, but Matt landed on his feet. Matt gave The Big Show a drop kick and then he made the tag to Jeff. Jeff got in the ring and went for a cross body, but The Big Show caught him in a body slam. The Big Show brought Jeff to the corner and he choked him in the corner and Matt attacked The Big Show from behind and The Big Show shoved him down. The Big Show then got Jeff in a power slam in the middle of the ring and then he pinned him for a two count. The Big Show backed Jeff Hardy into the corner and then he chopped him across the chest. The Big Show whipped Jeff to the corner and Jeff hopped to the top rope and he came off with the Whisper in the Wind to knock down The Big Show. Both men made the tag and Matt Hardy gave Kane some right hands and then Kane whipped Matt to the corner, only to get kicked in the face. Matt Hardy then came off the top rope with a moonsault on Kane to take him down and then he pinned him for a two count. Matt went for the Twist of Fate, but Kane got out of it, and Jeff tagged himself into the match. The Hardys double teamed Kane and they hooked him up in the ropes and then they hammered away on him and The Big Show got in the ring and the Hardys went for a double team suplex on The Big Show, but The Big Show blocked it and suplexed the both of them. The Big Show then went to hit the Hardys, but he fell over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Kane then hammered away on the Hardys and Lita went for the Hurricanrana, but Kane caught her in mid air. Kane placed Lita on the top rope and then Jeff gave Kane a drop kick and Kane fell into Lita, and Lita fell down from the top rope to the outside of the ring. Matt got worried and he went towards Lita, but The Big Show grabbed him as Jeff got kicked in the face with a big boot and then Kane pinned him for a three count to get the win! Backstage: Jeff Hardy was shown checking on Lita, and Matt argued with Jeff. Matt said that this is all Jeff's fault that they aren't wrestling for the tag team titles, and the fact that Lita got hurt. Jeff Hardy said that if it's always his fault, then they're going to have a match. Jeff challenged Matt Hardy to a match, and he told him that he's going to feel what he's going to do. Jeff Hardy left, and Matt told Lita that Jeff is a sore loser! Matt and Jeff Hardy will be going at it in a one on one match at WWF Vengeance! Backstage: Tazz was shown walking in the backstage area, and he came across Ric Flair. Tazz said that nobody around here has the grapefruits to face the Undertaker? Ric told Tazz that no one has volunteered yet, and Tazz told Ric Flair that he's the volunteer! Ric Flair said that's awesome, and then he and Tazz had a war of whooo's! The Undertaker vs. Tazz Tazz got the Undertaker in a front face lock and the Undertaker picked Tazz up and hung him up in the ropes. The Undertaker stomped Tazz and then he told him that he's going to school now. The Undertaker choked Tazz and then the Undertaker got out of the ring and gave Tazz some shots to the chest as Tazz hung over the apron. The Undertaker got back in the ring and he raked the face of Tazz and then he scooped him up and rammed him into the corner. The Undertaker hung Tazz up in the ropes and then he kicked him in the mid section. The Undertaker twisted the arm of Tazz and he was about to walk the top rope, but he decided not to when the fans gave it a positive reaction. The Undertaker then knocked Tazz down and then he whipped him to the corner. Tazz went to kick the Undertaker, but the Undertaker caught his foot and he gave him a clothesline. The Undertaker knocked Tazz down and he pinned him for a two count as he picked Tazz up off the mat. The Undertaker then twisted the arm of Tazz and then he walked the top rope and Tazz pulled the Undertaker down! Tazz then got the Tazzmission on the Undertaker, and the fans went nuts, but the two fell to the outside of the ring, but Tazz held the hold on the Undertaker! The Undertaker slammed Tazz into the security wall and then he picked him up and rammed him into the steel ring post, spine first. The Undertaker rolled Tazz back into the ring and then he grabbed him by the throat and gave him a choke slam in the middle of the ring and then he pinned him for a three count to get the win. The Aftermath: After the match, the Undertaker got out of the ring and he grabbed the steel steps and tossed them into the ring and he nailed Tazz in the shoulder with them. Backstage: William Regal was shown walking in the backstage area with a leather strap in his hand, and the Strap Match is next on Smackdown!. Non Title Match Referee: Earl Hebner William Regal vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin (c) Austin whipped Regal with the strap a couple of times and then he tossed him back into the ringside area. Austin came back into the ringside area and Regal gave him a shot to the back and then he slammed him into the announcer's table. Regal rolled Austin back into the ring and then Austin pulled Regal into the steel post by the strap. Austin chopped away on Regal and then he gave him some knees and then he bounced him into the steel steps. Austin whipped Regal across the chest and then he asked for a couple of beers and he and Hebner had a toast and then Austin smashed the beer can into Regal's head. Austin took the top off of the announcer's table and he pulled Regal up onto the table and then he went for a piledriver, but Regal gave Austin a back body drop. Regal then whipped away on Austin on the outside of the ring with the strap and then Regal rolled Austin back into the ring. Regal knocked Austin down with a left forearm and then he wrapped the strap around the wrist of Stone Cold. Regal went for a suplex, but Austin got out of it and Austin went for the Stunner, but Regal got out of it and he gave Stone Cold an elbow to the face to knock him down. Regal touched a couple of the turnbuckles, but Austin interrupted him. Austin wrapped the strap around Regal's feet and then he pulled Regal to one corner, and he touched the one. Austin touched the second, but he couldn't get to the third as Regal interrupted Austin. Regal tossed Austin to the outside of the ring, and Regal pulled Austin into the ring by the strap and then Regal hit Austin with the strap and Austin raked the eyes of Regal. Regal knocked Austin down with a knee and then he whipped Austin with the strap a number of times. Regal got the neck breaker on Austin and then he went to touch the corners, and he got three of them, but before he could get to the fourth one, Austin pulled Regal towards him with the strap and then he gave him a spinebuster. Austin then touched the corners and Regal tried to interrupt him, but Austin gave him a low blow, and after the third corner, he gave him the stunner and then he touched the fourth to get the win! The Aftermath: After the match, Kurt Angle stormed to the ring and he attacked Austin from behind and then he and William Regal beat up on Austin and the fans chanted for The Rock. Edge stormed to the ring to make the save and he went at it with Regal! Edge gave Regal a spear and Austin cleared the ring of Angle as Edge took care of Regal! End of Show. Quick Match Results: * WWF European Title: Christian def. Scotty 2 Hotty to retain * WWF Hardcore Title: Rob Van Dam def. Bubba Ray Dudley to retain * Non Title: Kurt Angle def. Edge * No. 1 Contendership: The Big Show and Kane def. the Hardy Boyz * The Undertaker def. Tazz * Strap Match: Stone Cold def. William Regal PowerWrestling.com: Pure Greatness.
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