***DARK MATCHES***

Randy Orton vs Brock Lesnar
Powerslam by Lesnar for the pin.
Winner: Brock Lesnar

Rico Constantino vs Ron Waterman
Waterman took it with a running powerslam.
Winner: Ron Waterman

***SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT***

Test vs Spike Dudley
Test caught Spike coming off the top with the big boot for the pin.
Winner: Test

Bradshaw vs Chuck Palumbo
Gunn comes down during the match. Faarooq follows. Gunn and Palumbo argue on the outside. Bradshaw nails Palumbo with the clothesline from hell for the pin.
Winner: Bradshaw

Sho Funaki vs Tajiri w/ Torrie Wilson
Tajiri gets the pin with a kick to the face.
Winner: Tajiri

Billy Gunn vs Faarooq
Gunn hits the fameasser but Bradshaw hits the ring to break up the pin and cause the DQ. Palumbo comes out to make the save and clears the ring.
Winner by DQ: Billy Gunn

The ring crew changes the ring ropes and apron to Smackdown blue while Fink directs everyone's attention to the TitanTron to watch the last segment of Raw in it's entirety.

Lilian Garcia comes out to the top of the stage with the Navy Color Guard and sings the national anthem.

Michael Cole comes down to the announce table followed by Jerry the King Lawler.

Jim Ross comes to the ring and does his America speech. I guess after what you all saw on Raw Monday night you thought I was gonna hang up it. I love the WWF and that's what I'm gonna do. We are proud that you are here. We hope you raise some hell. Thanks for coming...

***SMACKDOWN***

Earlier today, Vince and Ric Flair are in the back. Vince says he does not like Flair. Vince doesn't like the fact that Flair has put Regal in a strap match with Austin.

I don't like anyone in the WWF kissing your ass. I don't like the direction you are taking this company.

You are not gonna like what I'm gonna do tonight. There will be a 3rd memeber joining the kiss my ass club tonight. It will be entertaining.

You are an ass. Whoo! Staredown.

Smackdown theme plays...

Steve Austin comes to the ring. I was at the Cracker barrel today. After I put in my order of catfish, what, green beans, what, corn on the cob, what. After I put that order in I told that waitress to make my order to go because I was in a hurry to get here to kick someone's ass. The waitress told me I'm sure glad you didn't kiss Vince McMahon's ass. Don't worry because that is something I just do not do. How stupid are you Vince? It wasn't just a no. It was a oh hell no. I have never seen anyone as pathetic as Regal. Regal's ass kissing made me sick to my stomach. Regal will always be known as the mealy mouth british piece of trash who kissed Vince's ass. Since you and Vince are buddies and I whipped his ass last Monday night, I'm gonna whip your ass tonight like it's never been done before.

I agree with Rock when he said it should have been the 2 biggest names in the WWF. It's like Ric Flair said, to be the man you have to beat the man. Rock, I know if you stand in this corner you are thinking your the man. if you go into this corner Stone Cold thinks he's the man and that's just the way it is.

Vince throws Angle into the mix and I have to wrestle him first. I will beat his ass 1, 2, 3. Then I will go to the back and watch Rock. And I hope you beat Y2J because I want it to be Stone Cold vs The Rock. It's like you say, Finally, there will be 1 undisputed champion. And that will be me. Kurt Angle comes to the ring.

You have about 12,000 people saying Angle sucks.

At Vengeance you will not beat Rock. Because you will not beat me. Crowd says what. Don't say it again.

If you want Angle to come to the ring gimme a hell yeah.

At Veangence I will make you tap out faster than Gregory Hines on speed. If you think Angle will whip Austin's ass gimme a hell yeah. Hell no.

If you want Kurt Angle to get his ass outta here gimme a hell yeah. Hell yeah. Angle leaves.

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Test comes down to the announce table to provide color commentary.

WWF European Championship
Scotty Too Hotty w/ Albert vs Christian
Christian gets the pin with the unprettier. After the match Test gives Scotty the big boot.
Winner: Christian

Backstage, Lita and Jeff say they are worried about Matt. Lita says she is also worried about Jeff. Jeff says he is fine. Matt sneaks up as he was listening. Matt says Jeff will be great tonight. Matt says he got them a #1 contenders match tonight against Big Show and Kane to determine the #1 contenders for the tag straps at Veangence.

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Backstage, RVD enters Vince's dressing room. I wanted to see you because there have been several times where I have invited you but you never show. I wanted to show you that I don't hold a grudge. I want to wish you good luck at Veangence in a match against The Undertaker.

Backstage, Regal and Angle walk up on Edge who is on the phone. Angle says he will make an example out of Edge tonight. Edge says Regal is the charter member of the Vince McMahon ass kissing club. And with Angle's big lips he could be a shoe-in of that very club. Angle lays out Edge while Regal gets in his shots with his strap.

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WWF Hardcore Championship
Bubba Ray Dudley w/ Stacy Keibler vs Rob Van Dam
RVD gets the pin with the vandaminator.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

Undertaker rides his bike down to the ring. Undertaker enters and pummels RVD in the corner. Undertaker throws a trash can inside the ring. Undertaker gives RVD the last ride onto the trash can. Now boy, me and you we have to talk. You see, you have a lot to learn if you want to survive in the WWF. You got to learn how to respect authority. This will be your first lesson. Don't piss me off. At Veangence I will finish the class. You and everyone else will respect me.

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Backstage, Coach interviews Flair. Flair says tonight he wants someone to volunteer to wrestle The Undertaker tonight. That's respect. Whoo!

Kurt Angle vs Edge
Angle pins Edge with the olympic slam.
Winner: Kurt Angle

Trish Stratus is shown walking the hallway.

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WWF Women's Championship
Trish Stratus vs Jacqueline
Before the match Vince comes to the ring and gets on the mic. Trish, we'll get to your match in just a minute. Tonight, here in this very ring, a 3rd individual will join the kiss my ass club. That's alright because when I take my jacket off and drop my drawers, all you women will be saying, Mr. McMahon - you really do have a nice looking ass". Trish you agree, right? We go back a ways. I remember you telling me that I had a nice ass right? Yes I did. If you recall I said to you I said you had a nice ass yourself. That tiny little waist of yours. The smell of your hair. I also remember the sensitivities of your neck. Yeah Trish, we really had some good times together. Then there was WrestleMania. Did I forget about that? The fact that you slapped me in my face. Guess who's gonna join the kiss my ass club tonight? It's gonna be you. I want you to get on your knees. Be a good girl and get down on your knees. It won't hurt. Others have done this. It's not such a big deal. Just get on your knees. Trish gets on her knees. I'm gonna unbuckle my belt and undo my pants. I'm gonna unzip my pants. Vince pulls his pants down. I forgor Trish, this time I'm supposed to turn around right? Rock's music hits. Rock hits the ring and Trish leaves.

You leave your pants down! Stand up and look the Rock in the eye. You wanted Trish to kiss your ass? If you had it your way you would have everyone here get in the ring and kiss your ass. Why don't you ask the Rock to get on his knees and kiss your ass? Your probably wondering why the Rock asked you to keep your pants down. Walk to the middle of the people's ring and he'll tell you why. Ahh shhh. Come on Vince. Walk. The Rock says walk. Vince goes to the middle. The Rock knows you love humiliating people. If anyone in this world should be humiliated it should be you. The reason why the Rock wanted you to come to the middle because it's much easier for the Rock to take an object, turn it sideways, and stick it straigt up your candy ass. What type of object should it be? The Rock sees alot of signs in the crowd tonight. Does anyone have a sign that they's like to see the Rock stick up Vince's ass. Come on Vince let's go read these signs. "Just bring it"..."We can smell what the Rock is cooking"..."The Rock, the next undisputed champ"...The Rock knows that we are here in Kansas. Back to the middle Vince. The Rock noticed something when he was driving around - a lot of corn fields. Does anyone know where I can find an ear of corn to stick up Vince's rectum? I'm not gonna violate you that way. Does anyone know where Rock can find a cattle prod about that long to stick up Vince's ass. The jokes are over Vince. Rock came out here because he wanted you to feel what it's like to be humiliared. Since you now know, on behalf of the next undisputed champion, on behalf of trish, Jim Ross, and the millions of Rock fans...Rock bottom on Vince followed by the people's elbow! Jericho enters the ring and hits Rock with a chair just before Vince gave him the low blow. Jericho places the chair on Rock and delivers a people's elbow on top. Even though you are seeing stars, just remember that the biggest star of them all is me - Y2J. Vince and Jericho leave.

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#1 Contenders Match
Hardy Boyz w/ Lita vs Kane and Big Show
Kane blocks the poetry in motion with a big boot to Jeff's face for the pin.
Winners: Kane and Big Show

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Backstage, Matt tells Jeff it is his fault they are not wrestling for the tag titles. Jeff issues a challenge to Matt.

Backstage, Tazz tells Ric Flair he is his volunteer to wrestle the Undertaker tonight.

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Tazz vs Undertaker
Undertaker took it with the chokeslam. After the match Undertaker throws the steps in the ring and slams it on Tazz.
Winner: Undertaker

Regal is shown in the hallway walking to the ring.

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Strap Match
William Regal vs Steve Austin
Austin touched 3 corners, hit the stunner, and finally the fourth corner for the win.
Winner: Steve Austin

After the match Kurt Angle came down and he and Regal double teamed Austin. Edge came down to make the save.

After the cameras went off Jim Ross and Austin drank beer in the ring.

That's it...