Recap of Laurer on Stern, TSN edits Raw, TNN attempts to edit Raw Submitted by William Martinez on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 at 6:54 AM EST
Last night's edition of Raw on TSN was again edited quite heavily. First of all, the segment where William Regal whizzed on The Big Show's leg along with all replays were edited out. And during the final segment, Steve Austin's low blow on Vince McMahon was edited out along with any part where you could see Vince's ass.
TNN attempted to censor parts of Raw tonight but had lots of trouble doing so in the final segment.
Rob Van Dan appear on TNN's Ultimate Revenge this Saturday at 9 PM.
I taped some of Howard Stern yesterday and didn't get the WHOLE Joanie interview, but this is what I got:
Howard introduces Joanie and says her name is stupid and she should just use the name Chyna and that the WWF won't do anything baout it (yeah right!). His first question is about her ass and how she got it into such great shape. Howard shows her his ass, Joanie laughs and says it hairy and jiggly. Joanie then shows him her ass and Howard says it's a man ass. Artie Lange says she looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
Howard compares her to Nicole Bass, Joanie seems to be upset when Howard mentions steriods. Artie once again makes fun of her. Howard complments her big arms and once again compares his body to hers. He brings up the name Chyna again and Joanie says Vince mcMahon would sue her if she used the name. Joanie was the highest payed woman in WWF history.
Howard brings up Triple H and them dating in real life and she found out Triple H was cheating on her with Stephanie McMahon. Joanie fakes crys. Howard thinks people only go out with her because she's rich, famouse or it's gay guys she's dating. She says Howard is the only person who thinks she's manly looking. Joanie thinks that Howard is gay, he says he'll go in the bathroom now and do her and make her orgasam. She says the only penis she has is in her closet and uses it on a rainy day (masturbation).
Producer Gary asked a couple of staff members if they'd do her, one said yes and one no. Joanie says she has a female drag queen look. Gary says the voice is his problem with Joanie, it doesn't match the body. Joanie says she was punched in the larex and that might be the reason of her odd voice. She's always had a whiney voice though. Howard says Nicole bass has the same voice, Joanie says now she's insulted. She knows she has a unusual voice, but it's not manly.
Joanie thinks Howard has a crush on her and that's why Howard picks on her. Howard asks if theirs a breast implant named after her, she said that was just a joke in her book. Howard says they look nature and wants to feel them, Joanie opposes and Howard moves back to the Triple H story. Joanie and Triple H liked to cuddle when they dated. Joanie noticed after the McMahon/Helmsley story that Stephanie and Triple H were hanging around with each other too much, but she thought she might just be jealous.
Joanie found some letters that Stephanie sent to Paul (Triple H), she said she cried in the bathroom before she went out to wrestle. She was temped to hit him but handled it the right way. Joanie says that being with the McMahons is a 24/7 job and will be kissing Mr. McMahons ass if he ever pisses Stephanie off. Triple H never spoke to her afterwards, she brought it up to Vince. Joanie was disapointed at Stephanie as a woman, but she's more mad a Triple H.
She would have him rather tell her that they are dating instead of cheating. Joanie says it was hard for her to work in the same building as Stephanie and Triple H. Joanie thinks their were three of them and one had to go and that's why her contract that was offered by Vince was so low. Joanie thinks theirs a demand for a woman like her in action movies and would love to be in Terminator 3.
