Rick and Audra from the local morning radio show (The Katt) come into the ring and hype the crowd.

***DARK MATCHES***

Brock Lesnar and Ron Waterman vs APA
Bradshaw gets on the mic and says he is not happy that Lesnar is Vince's pride and joy. APA came here to be on Raw and they are not on it. Bradshaw says he is from Texas, they don't wrestle, they kick people's ass. Colorado don't wrestle either, they play football. Bradshaw says they are going to give a gift to Oklahoma - after the match is over we will go to the concession stand and pull down ourr pants and you will see Texas and Georgia asses, because you can all kiss our ass. Match ending saw the clothesline from hell on Waterman for the pin. After the match Bradshaw says the state of Oklahoma can kiss their ass.
Winners: APA

Rico Constantino and Randy Orton vs Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo
Fameasser on Constantino for the pin.
Winners: Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo

***JAKKED/METAL***

Tajiri w/ Torrie Wilson vs Spike Dudley
Tajiri got the pin with a tarantula followed by a kick to the head.
Winner: Tajiri

Scotty Too Hotty vs Sho Funaki
Scotty takes it with the bulldog followed up by the worm for the pin.
Winner: Scotty Too Hotty

Perry Saturn vs Brooklyn Brawler
Saturn got the win with an arm bar type submission hold.
Winner: Perry Saturn

Lilian Garcia comes to the ring and sings the national anthem.

Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross come down to the announce table. Ross does his America speech in the ring before finally taking a seat.

Raw is next...