Show Name: Ultimate Professional Wrestling Live TV
Episode Number: #08
Date Aired: 11-24-01
Reported by: 'Hardcore' James Janovsky

*James' Last Week Highlights (Show from 11-17-01):
- Al Katrazz defeated the Canadian newcomer to UPW, Kid Vicious!!!
- Urban Outlaws won a Three Way Dance Tag Match against G.A.Y and Cruel Intentions!!!
- Los Cubanitos defeated the dysfunctional team of Mikey Henderson and Vinney Messaro!!!
- Samoa Joe retained the UPW Championship belt in a match against 'Beyond the Mat' Tony Jones!!!
- And in mixed tag team action Cheerleader Melissa & Shannon Ballard defeated, with help from Shane Ballard, the team of Looney Lane & Frankie Kazarian!!!

*We begin tonight's UPW Live TV with a clip of 2 weeks ago. The match: Manilla Thrillaz taking on the team of Prodigy & Spanky. Before the match got underway the UPW Lightweight Champion and one half of the Manilla Thrillaz, Benny Chong, made a stipulation that whoever pins him will get a titleshot. (Cut to) The ending where Spanky, Prodigy, and Chong are laid out. Billy Kim, Chong's Partner, then covers Chong.1-2-3.The match is over and considered a NO CONTEST. But Kim will receive a titleshot due to Chong's stipulation before the match started!!!!! Chong looks very PO'ed as Kim leaves through the entrance way!!!

*We then go to UPW LIVE TV's new opener with new theme song. And a video that shows some great action from UPW superstars!!!!

*After that we are taken to an interview with the Manilla Thrillaz, Benny Chong and Billy Kim. Our interviewess talks about how Chong made the stipulation about whoever pins him will get a titleshot and whatever. Then she looks at Kim and said YOU PINNED YOUR OWN PARTNER…WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT? Then we hear Chong say to Kim we are partners and you did that to me. What is this the end of the Manilla Thrillaz? Kim then tells Chong to relax. He is all about the Manilla Thrillaz.But he also wants to be the UPW Lightweight Champion. And the only way that could happen is if UPW forces you, Chong, to have a match with me. So basicly he is shinning Chong's balls. Saying he will be honorable and will fight but let the better man win. I hate this sportsmanship crap!!!! Kim says he has to prove himself. Then after saying all that both Kim and Chong shake hands!!!Chong then pulls Kim closer and says, "You got your shot"!!!!

*We then cut to our hosts…. Ron, Bethany, and Room.They talk about how all this came to be between Benny Chong and Billy Kim. This will be our first match of the night. They say we should be in for a battle between to great lightweights and a great team!!!

*Match 1: Billy Kim .vs. Benny Chong © (UPW Lightweight Championship Match)
~Kim is introduced first then Chong.We begin things with some trash talking by both men. Then slaps are exchanged. Then Chong gets Kim into the corner. Kim and Chong wail away at each other in the corner. Irish whip on Kim to another corner. Hong runs but is caught by a spinning heel kick by Kim. Hong is in the corner. Kim with a flipping back splash on Chong.Kim then follows that up with a few kicks and uppercuts to Chong.Kim with an Irish whip on Chong. Chong breaks it then ducks Kim's clothesline attempt and puts Kim into a full nelson spinning reverse DDT. Back into the corner Chong takes Kim. Hong unleashes some vicious chops to the chest of Kim. Irish whip on Kim by Chong to another corner. Chong with a corner Incinerator (A running uppercut). Kim is down in position like for a Broncobuster.Chong with a dropkick to Kim. Chong with a cover 1-2-kickout by Kim. Irish whip on Kim by Chong followed up by an arm drag slam. Chong with the cover again 1-2- kickout. Then Chong and Kim exchange chops, knee lifts, and uppercuts with each other on the middle ropes. Kim tries an Irish whip but it is reversed. Chong bends down only to be met by Kim's boot. A rolling pin combo by Kim on Chong.1-2-kickout by Chong.Kim goes for a clothesline but Chong ducks it and delivers a suplex into a rib breaker. Then Chong gives Kim a hard Tajiri style kick to the head!!! Kim is knocked silly yo!!! Chong with a cover.1-2-kickout. Chong and Kim then exchange kicks, chops and punches with each other in the middle of the ring. Irish whip on Kim by Chong. Chong ducks Kim and then gets up. Both men's heads collide. Both men are down. Chong tries a kick but Kim catches it. And turns Chong around and delivers a stiff uppercut to Chong. Irish whip by Kim on Chong.High leg clothesline by Kim. Followed by a huge belly-to-belly suplex.Cover.1-2-kickout.Kim with an Irish whip on Chong.Kim tries a clothesline but Chong ducks it. Chong tries to go for a hurricanrana but Kim turns it into a sit-down powerbomb.1-2-kickout by Chong.Kim goes to the top. Moonsault with a cover on Chong by Kim.1-2- kickout. Kim tries a springboard bulldog but Chong stops it and follows up with a full nelson. But Kim stops that. Then Chong does a dragon suplex on Kim.1-2-3…Both men are down then they get up. Kim and Chong shake hands. But out of nowhere comes Spanky and Prodigy and they attack the Manilla Thrillaz after a good showing…Prodigy does the most insane move I have ever seen off Spanky's back…. A running shooting Star Press onto Kim…
{Winner and Still UPW Lightweight Champion: Benny Chong via pinfall} [James' Match Verdict: This was an ok match. Very impressive by both men. But in the end was the best part especially seeing the springboard running shooting star press by Prodigy!!! A great match nonetheless!!!]

*We then go back to our hosts. Talk about how Manilla Thrillaz were Pearl Harbored by Spanky and Prodigy. And that was one amazing match. Then we are taken to Todd Keneley.Who talks about UPW's Home of the Brave Event that is going down this Tuesday. The matches that will be showcased are as follows: Sylvester Turkay, Horshu, & Hollywood .vs. Kid Vicious, Justin Sane, and HardKore Kidd (6 man Tag Match), Keiji Sakoda .vs. Smelly, Spanky .vs. Benny Chong © (UPW Lightweight Championship Match), The Drunken Irishman .vs. Al Katrazz, & Los Cubanitos .vs. Native Blood .vs. GAY (3 Way Dance)….Then Todd tells us that we will now go to action inside the ring as Drunkin Irishman takes on King Faviano….

*Match 2: King Faviano .vs. Drunkin Irishman
~Drunkin with Big Schwag is introduced first then Faviano.Both men lock up. Faviano with a wristlock on Drunkin.Then Faviano delivers a deep arm drag. Both men lock up again. Another wristlock by Faviano.Then follows it up with yet another deep arm drag. Faviano with a headlock on Drunkin. Drunkin shoves Faviano into the ropes. Drunkin tries to do a hip toss on the big King but Faviano reverses it into yet another arm drag. Irish whip on Drunkin. Faviano goes for a dropkick but Drunkin holds on to the ropes and Faviano only dropkicks the air and falls on to the mat. Drunkin with a missed elbow drop. Irish whip on Drunkin.Then time Faviano hits his dropkick on Drunkin. Faviano taunts a suicide plancha and Drunkin gets scared and runs. And gets knocked down when he runs into the Big Schwag!!! Funny stuff. Irish whip on Drunkin. Drunkin reverses it and actually hits a clothesline on Faviano. Drunkin with a vertical splash on Faviano.1-2- Drunkin gets up…. What the hell? He looks like he's going to throw up!!! Faviano grabs Drunkin and throws him to the outside of the ring. Drunkin tries to get back into the ring but is met by some punches by Faviano.Drunkin finally gets back into the ring and is met by kicks from Faviano.Then Faviano hits a split leg Powerslam. Faviano then tries to do a senton splash on Drunkin but Drunkin moves out of the way. Irish whip on Faviano.Followed by a gut shot. Then a Legdrop by Drunkin.COULD IT BE…. IT MUST BE…. THE DRUNK ELBOW (A messed up version of the Rock's People's Elbow) on Faviano!!! 1-2-Kickout.Drunkin then argues with Big Schwag.Then Schwag pushes Drunkin into Faviano by accident. Faviano hits Piledriver DDT and then follows it up with a senton splash.1-2-3…. Schwag turned on Drunkin as he lifts King Faviano's hand in victory…WHAT THE FUNK? …. Then Drunkin apologies to Schwag and they hug…. Nice!!!
{Winner: King Faviano via pinfall} [James' Match Verdict: A very funny as hell match. The Drunkin Irishman is funny. A lame match but funny and entertaining!!!]

*We are back to our hosts. They argue who the Drunkin Irishman is really drunk or stupid. Up next will be the current UPW Champion Samoa Joe taking on the first ever UPW champion, Sylvester Terkay….

*Match 3: Sylvester Terkay .vs. Samoa Joe © (UPW Championship Match)
~Terkay is introduced first then Samoa. Both men start out with a lock up. Samoa and Terkay exchange fists and forearms. Knee to the gut by Samoa. Headlock on Terkay by Samoa.Terkay with a shove into the ropes on Samoa. Samoa tries a shoulder block but it has no affect on Terkay.Another one…. Is it I or does Terkay look like Brian Clarke and Jim Duggan had a baby? Anyways back to the action. Terkay goes for a clothesline but Samoa ducks it and tries for a hurricanrana but Terkay catches him. And does a huge Spinebuster on Samoa.1-2-kickout.Terkay takes Samoa to the corner. Both men exchange chops and slaps. Irish whip into the corner by Terkay on Samoa. Samoa bounces out of the corner and Terkay then delivers a huge backbody drop. The follows it up with an ax handle smash to the chest. Then Terkay hits a spinning heel kick.Cover.1-2-kickout.Terkay with Samoa in a powerbomb postiton. Samoa breakout and delivers a dragon legdrag. Samoa with a single leg Boston crab submission on Terkay. Terkay gets to the bottom rope. Samoa with a kick to the gut. Irish whip on Terkay. Terkay reverses it and tries for a clothesline. Samoa ducks it and gives Terkay a short dropkick to the knee/leg!!! Samoa with another dragon leg whip on Terkay.Samoa then unleashes a series of kicks to Terkay's legs. On the last one, Samoa is caught by Terkay and is turn around. Then Terkay follows that up with a huge clothesline. Irish whip on Samoa. Followed by a huge Powerslam by Terkay. Irish whip on Samoa. Samoa then gets Terkay by the leg and does a leg grapevine on Terkay's leg. Terkay tries to go for the Facepaver (A Reverse facebuster chokeslam) but Samoa gets out of it and does the ankle lock submission on Terkay. Terkay with an enzuguri on Samoa.Terkay hits his finisher the FACEPAVER on Samoa. Then Terkay gets Samoa into a torture rack. Out of nowhere comes Native Blood and they attack Terkay….
{Winner: Sylvester Terkay via DQ when Native Blood interferes} [James' Match Verdict: This was the most sorry-est match I have ever seen in my life. Sylvester looks out of shape and worked badly with Samoa Joe. Thank God the Native Blood stopped this piece of crap match. What a waste of a titleshot!!!]

*We are greeted back by our hosts.They talk about the Schwag army.Now we go back to Todd Keneley.About the UPW's Home of the Brave event this Tuesday Night!!! More matches are as follows: The RoadWarriors (LOD) .vs. The Ballard Brothers, 22 Man Battle Royal [Winner gets shot at The UPW Championship Title], Ken Shamrock will not be fighting Tom Howard for the UPW Shoot Title due to a contract agreement with Japan so now it will be Tom Howard© .v. Mystery Opponent (UPW Shoot Championship Match), Evolution © .vs. Urban Outlawz (UPW Tag Team Championship Match), and the main event will be Samoa Joe © .vs. Mikey Henderson (UPW Championship Match)….Then Todd tells us to get tickets you can go to TicketMaster, www.theelrey.com , or www.upw.com !!! The Event happens this Tuesday Night!!!! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!! Todd then tells us our next match and it will be the return of LOD as they take on HardKore Inc.!!!

*Match 4: HardKore Inc. .vs. RoadWarriors
~Pierce Steele isn't here tonight so Justin Sane returns.Team Hardcore is BACK!!! They are introduced first then Hawk and Animal the returning LOD!!! Team Hardcore attacks LOD.Justin Sane squares off with Hawk as Animal squares off with HardKore Kidd.LOD with double clotheslines on HardKore Inc. LOD clear the ring and get a huge crowd reaction.Huge LOD chant goes on.Justin Sane then starts the match off with Animal.Both men lock up.Animal with a huge shove on Sane.Sane tries should block on Animal…no affect!!! Animal tries a huge clothesline but Sane ducks it and delivers a dropkick to Animal.Animal is in the corner.Sane with a huge spalsh, Animal moves out of the way and Sane goes crashing chest first on to the corner.Irish whip to another corner by Animal followed up by a huge running clothesline.LOD looks to be in great shape!!! Tag by Animal to Hawk.Double team fist to face by LOD.Hawk works on Sane.Huge chops by Hawk to Sane's chest.Wraistlock suplex by Hawk on Sane.Cover.1-2-kickout.Irish whip on Sane by Hawk.Hawk with a missed clothesline.Double clothline collide by both Sane and Hawk.Both men go down.Hawk does his classic no sell get up move.Both men go face to face with each other.Sane with a belly-to-belly suplex on Hawk.Hakw no sells as Sane tags in Kidd.Kidd and Hawk exchange trash talk….Sane then tags back in as Hawk delivers a nasty looking belly-to-belly suplex of his own.Cover.1-2-kickout.Sane then tags Kidd back in.Both double team Hawk.Kidd with an irish whip on Hawk but Hawk reverses it and hits Kidd with a dropkick.Kidd rolls to the outside.Hawk then gives chase.Sneak attack by Sane on Hawk.Huge brawl with Sane and Hawk.Hawk and Kidd are back in the ring now.Kidd in the corner with Hawk.Kidd with some shoulder shots to the gut of Hawk.Eye rake using the ropes by Kidd.Irish whip on Hawk by Kidd followed by Kidd bending down and Hawk hitting a falling neckbreaker.Hawk follows that up with a jumping fistdrop.Hawk goes up top.Hawk with a missed top rope clothesline.Sane then sneak attacks Hawk again!!! Kidd with a cover.1-2-kickout.Kidd tags Sane.Sane with a huge piledriver.Hawk no sells it!!! Huge fists to Sane.Then a sneak attacj by Kidd on Hawk.Kidd with a scoop slam on Hawk followed by wrapped legs slam double team move by Kidd and Sane on Hawk.Cover.1-2-kickout.Cover.1-2-kickout again by Hawk.Hawk is put into the corner as Sane tags in Kidd.Hawk is tied up in the tree of woe.Kidd and Sane with a slingshot shoulder block on Hawk.Hawk tags Animal.Kidd with a missed clothesline.Animal with a clothesline to Sane.Then follows that up with a huge shoulder block to Kidd.Irish whip by Animal on Kidd.Kidd reverses it and does a leapfrog.Then tries for another leapfrong but is caught by Animal.Animal then delivers a tigerbomb to Kidd.Double team on Kidd.Hawk with a 2nd rope splash.1-2-3!!!!
{Winners: LOD (When Hawk pinned HardKore Kidd)} [James' Match Verdict: Its' a great match.It's good to see LOD back in action.Very impressive comeback from the Roadwarriors after they were disrespected in my view by the WWF!!!]

*We are welcomed back to UPW TV.They talk about LOD being too old and what not. And to end the show they talk about the big November 27th, 2001 show which happens tomorrow night!!! Good night folks…and take care!!!!