---Ron Head comes out and hypes out the crowd with his "Sofa Cough" T-Shirt. SOUND IT OUT!

--- Kris Kloss and Larry Rivera come out and announce the matches for tonight [available on the main page of XPWrestling.com]. While they are talking to the crowd about Retribution, The Enterprise' music hits! Out come Steve Rizzono, Kaos, G.Q. Money, Veronica Caine, and TJ Rush. Veronica Caine gets on the mic and reminds all of the Supreme fans that they almost ended his career and they will finish the plan tonight. Rizzono then grabs the mic and only says 'Booya!' G.Q. Money gets on the stick, and tells everyone that we are looking at the longest reigning XPW TV Champ, Kaos! If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense! Rizzono grabs the mic yet again and yells 'Booya!' Kaos says he is the champion, he is the best! Supreme may be the King, but all Webb is is White Trash. Put it better terms, I'm simply the best. Cue Supreme's music... here comes the King of the Deathmatch! All Kaos is is a bleach blonde bitch! Supreme makes fun of every member of The Enterprise and teases them to come in. He calls Kaos' belt sh*t, and he wants Kaos NOW! Supreme chases them out to the back!

---Referee Felony comes out and hands out before the next match-up.

---Match One: Leroy the 'RCG' vs. D
D gains early advantage with some submissive moves, and controls the beginning. RCG leaves the ring, lurring D out. RCG gets back into the ring, and controls D. RCG does one of his patented cocky covers, but D kicks out and takes back control of the match. A series of chops opens up RCG for a clothesline. D nails a wicked vertical suplex, and tosses Leroy over the top rope to the concrete floor. He gets back into the ring, and is hit with an inverted piledriver. Leroy seems to be in a lot of pain! But he fights back and nails a sweet stunner! RCG goes to the top rope, but misses the 5-Star Frog Splash! D makes RCG tap to his arm bar. 1... 2... 3!
Winner: D

But out comes Scott Snot, and he completely demolishes D. As he whips D into the corner, D clotheslines him out of the ring. Then a leap frog out of the ring by D! Scott Snot dominates some more, gets back in the ring, and hits D with a top rope rocker-dropper! As Snot is going to pick up D, D hits an armbar and makes Snot tap.

---Match Two: Super Dragon [w/ Xcalibur] vs. Disco Machine [w/ American Wildchild]
Before the match Disco Machine's manager holds a mini-Discoball above his head while he dances underneath! The two go at it back and forth, and land on their feet when Super Dragon misses a drop kick. These guys move so fast it's hard to see exactly what's going on. Xcalibur gets involved with a top rope leg drop on Disco Machine. They put him in the tree of woe and kick him in the face. Super Dragon attempts to hit a standing corkscrew moonsault [insane], but Disco Machine puts up his legs. American Wildchild gets mad, and sets both Xcalibur and Super Dragon up for a corkscrew off the top rope by Disco Machine to the outside. They get back into the ring and exchange face plants into the opposite turnbuckles. Super Dragon goes to the top rope and nails a spinning heel kick on a stunned Disco Machine. Then he hits the most amazing move in wrestling today, the PSYCHO DRIVER!
Winner: Super Dragon [w/ Xcalibur]

Rob Black's music hits and out comes Black and his lovely wife Lizzy Borden. Black comes out and says it's real tiring coming out here and seeing all the fans. He has a plan that will screw every fan here in Los Angeles. Black introduces our XPW World Champion... The King! And here comes Webb to a huge standing ovation. AHHHHHHHHHH he's wearing an Elvis outfit! Webb calls out his buddy, Clarence, his towl boy. Now The King is going to sing some tunes for the XPW fans. They go through several tunes, but none seem right for him. He wants Heartbreak Hotel and starts singing. But here's Konnan, and he signs a nasty little turn about Lizzy Borden! Konnan wants a title shot along with Juventud Guerrera and Psichosis. He says he can beat Webb in only 3 minutes. Since Black thinks Konnan can't beat his King, lets do it than. Black tells Konnan that if he beats Damien Steele tonight, he'll get his shot. But if he loses, he has to leave and go to the sh*t federation in Florida! Rob Black he hasn't forgotten what they did to him at the last show backstage, so let the retribution begin! They are attacked from behind by the Black Army and are completely demolished. Grimes even unmasks Psichosis. As the fighting comes to an end, Konnan is thrown through the giant X and is hurt bad!

---Match Three [XPW TV Title]: Kaos [w/ The Enterprise] vs. Pogo the Clown [only man in XPW to be Undefeated]
Kaos takes control of the match early on, but Pogo nails a clothesline so Kaos leaves the ring to recoup. But Kaos comes back into the ring and takes back the advantage. He bodyslams Pogo, then goes to the top rope where he nails a frog splash. But Pogo the Clown hits a wicked clothesline and hits a hard elbow drop. Pogo goes for a powerbomb in the ring, but takes Kaos to the ropes and drops him to the outside through a table. Pogo leaves the ring and whips Kaos into the guardrail. They get back into the ring where Pogo nails a huge boot. While Pogo is celebrating, Kaos goes to the top rope and his his flying gulliotine.
Winner: Kaos

---While Pogo chases out The Enterprise members, some big man comes out with a mask on and cuts open Kaos. He takes Kaos' blood and smears it all over his white and black mask.

---Kevin Kleinrock comes out with a very preppy looking outfit. He says Preston Ascott III will beat G.Q. Money's ass all over the arena tonight. Here he is... PRESTON ASSCOCK III!

---Match Four: Angel vs. Preston Ascott III vs. G.Q. Money
G.Q. Money's outfit looks to be one of the most homosexual outfits in wrestling today, next to Kevin's gear. From the beginning Preston Ascott is kept away from the action when G.Q. nails a leap frog to the outside. Then Angel and G.Q. Money double team him and knock him out of the ring. Ascott finally gets up and takes care of both men. While doing a move, Angel calls G.Q. a fruit loop. Angel takes control and tries to get the win with a school boy with no avail. Angel tries to clothesline Ascott but he reverses it into a flatliner. Even after G.Q. Money nailed a vicious top-rope legdrope, Ascott gets the win after using the ropes for leverage.
Winner: Preston Ascott III

---Match Five: 'Vicious' Vic Grimes vs. Psichosis. Grimes controls the beginning of the match with power moves. Psichosis is clotheslined so hard his body is sent into a spiral. But Psichosis clotheslines Grimes out of the ring and follows it up with a flip head over heels onto Vic. Psichosis goes up to the apron, kicks Grimes in the face and hits a huricanrana onto the concrete floor. They get back into the ring where he hits a spinning heel kick off the top rope. Grimes catches him in the middle of a plancha and reverese powerbombs him. They go to the outside, where Grimes leaps off the apron. Then an elbow drop right after! Grimes sets up a chair in the corner, but himself is whipped into it. Grimes then nails a wicked a powerbomb followed up with a knee into butt to the face in the corner. Then he follows it up with a face to the testicles which sends Psichosis into immidIate pain. Grimes goes to the top rope but misses a corkscrew moonsault. Psichosis then hits a bulldog but only gets a two count. Vic gains back the advantage but gets knocked off the turnbuckle. Psichosis sets him up on the top rope and hits a huge frankensteiner. But Grimes hits his mid-air stunner out of no where and gets the 1-2-3!
Winner: 'Vicious' Vic Grimes

---All of a sudden New Jack's music hits and he comes out to a huge standing ovation. He grabs a mic and tells Grimes that he came to XPW for a couple of reasons. One was his fat ass, remember when we worked in Philidelphia for that cock sucker? Remember when your fat ass fell on me? Tonight I'm gonna finish the job!

---Match Six: New Jack vs. Vic Grimes
New Jack controls Grimes while he takes all kinds of weapons to his head. New Jack stabs Grimes and then staples his head! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Blood everywhere! Then a golf club and metal plate to Grimes' testicles! All of a sudden Grimes staples New Jack's groin when he's not looking! He gets his pizza cutter and slices open Jack's head. He even crushes a lightbulb on New Jack's head. Grimes tries knocking out Jack with punches but gets no where. New Jack grabs the trash can lid and hits him with it. Then grabs a belt and chokes him almost to submission. Grimes gets out with a low blow and brings in a table. But New Jack takes advantage with a trash can and steel chair to Grimes' head. Eventuall New Jack is set up on the table in the ring and Grimes dives through it fromt he top rope. New Jack is completely taken care of while Vic Grimes leaves.
Winnehenr: Vic Grimes

---Match Seven [Konnan wins he becomes #1 Contender, loses Leaves XPW]: Konnan vs. Damien Steele
Konnan takes advantage early on, but Damien Steele counters with an eye rake. Steele then applies a chicken wing but Konnan does not tap. He regains advantage and plants Steele's face into the mat. Konnan goes to the top rope, but Lady Victoria low blows him. Steele then hits a top rope vertical suplex for only a 2 count. Konnan regains advantage with a back to belly suplex and yells at the ref. All a while Steele spits mist into the face of the ref and is nailed with a piece of metal that was miss directed by Lady Victoria. Konnan doesn't get a count, since the ref is blinded. He hits another powerbomb and finally gets the 3. Out comes Psichosis and brings a table into the ring. Konnan goes to the top rope and powerbombs Lady Victoria off of it! Then Psichosis hits a top rope leg drop on her!
Winner: Konnan

---Match Eight: Juventud Guerrera vs. Nosawa
Juvi comes out and says he was supposed to fight against some Japanese guy and he wants to see who wants to fight him. Paul T, Nosawa's manager comes out, and insults him heavily. He says Nosawa was fighting last night in Japan in FMW in a Deathmatch and his head was all bandaged up like a Taliban member. They wouldn't let him on the plane. So tonight, Juvi is fighting two men!

---Match Eight: Juvi vs. Kraq & Angel
Juvi gains control of the match early on against the two men. As Juvi is taking care of Kraq, Angel comes in and battles him head on. He goes for a school boy but Juvi kicks out at 2. Juvi low blows Angel and hits an inverted Whippersnapper. Angel and Kraq double team Juvi and get the win after Angel pulls on Juvi's tights.
Winner: Angel

After the match, Juvi gets really pissed off and takes care of Angel with a nail in the coffin.

---Match Nine [King of the Deathmatch Title]: Supreme vs. Steve RizzonoRizzono and TJ Rush attach Supreme while he is being announced. They take suplex him and the ring gives a loud thud. But Supreme double clotheslines both men and Rush leaves the ring. He then rips off Rizzono shirt, leaving his bare skin to be penetrated by the barbwire and nails. Supreme whips Rizzono into the corner with barbwire, but he moves out of the way and leaves the ring. He gets back in where they exchange blows, with Supreme getting the better of him. Rush realizes that Rizzono needs help so he enters the ring to help him out. They put Supreme on the apron and push him off through a table wrapped with barbwire and covered with lightbulbs. Rizzono takes Supreme to the table covered with barbwire and suplex him through. They bring a bed of tube lightbulbs into the ring, and drop kick him onto it. Rizzono brings in a barbwire-bat and rack it across Supreme's head. He goes for the pin, but only gets a 2 count! So TJ Rush DDT's Supreme into a bed of thumbtacks! Supreme loves the pain so he just gains strength from it. He sends Rizzono into the bed of nails and through the barbwire. Supreme sends Rizzono into the thumbtacks twice! Then he hits a frankensteiner on Rizzono into the thumbtack bed! 1... 2... 3!
Winner: Supreme

---Match Ten [XPW World Heavyweight Title]: Webb vs. ???
First our are Rob Black, Lizzy Borden, Clarence, and Webb. Black introduces the mystery opponent, Xcalibur!

---Match Ten [XPW World Title]: Webb vs. Xcalibur
Webb takes control early on with his new ninja karate skills, and then a legdrop. He gets the 1... 2... 3!
Winner: Webb

As Black is talking smack, his music cuts off! It's The Sandman!

---Match Eleven [XPW World Title]: Webb vs. The Sandman
Here comes The Sandman with Major Gunns and his own guard rail! Sandman unmasks Xcalibur but it's really Kevin Kleinrock! Webb takes advantage, but misses a clothesline and gets sent into the turnbuckle. They go to the outside, where Sandman drops the guardrail on Webb! He puts the guardrail into the ring, along with Webb. But the guardrail is used against Sandman, but while Webb is wiping his face down with a towel from Clarence, Sandman takes back control. He sends him to the outside again, where he throws him into the guardrails. Next in the ring is a ladder and a guardrail. Sandman bulldogs him into the ladder and then suplexs him into the guardrail. Lizzy gets into the ring, and so does Major Gunns! CATFIGHT! 1... 2... Sandman kicks out. Then Webb is sent into the guardrailing, but Sandman gets a 2 count. He places the guardrail onto Webb and does a Swanton off the top rope! 1... 2... 3!
Winner and new XPW Champ: The Sandman!

After the match, Sandman climbs the ladder and holds up the XPW World Title belt. Black grabs the title and says that that wasn't a sanctioned match!

---Match Twelve [XPW World Title]: Webb vs. The Sandman
Webb rolls up Sandman real quick and gets the 3!
Winner and new XPW Champ: Webb!

After the match, Rob Black pummels Sandman with his own singapore cane! The Black Army gets into the ring and take care of The Sandman, but Konnan runs in and cleans house. Konnan and The Sandman share a beer, but Konnan leaves without drinking it. Major Gunns gets into the ring and celebrates with The Sandman. Major Gunns even opens up a few beers and tosses them into the crowd.

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