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Submitted by Kevin Gregg on Thursday, November 22, 2001 at 10:23 PM EST
WWF Smackdown! Results: 11/22 Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Test Scotty gave Test an elbow to the face and then he came off the second rope with a missile drop kick. Scotty pinned Test, but only got a two count. Scotty avoided Test and he gave Test a super kick to knock him down. Scotty then went for a bulldog, but Test ducked it and then he gave Test a drop kick to the knee to knock him down. Scotty got right up and he gave Test a bulldog down to the mat and then he went for the Worm, but Test kicked Scotty before he could connect. Scotty was slow to get to his feet and Test went for the boot, but Scotty ducked it and he rolled Test up in a small package for a two count. Scotty kicked Test in the mid section and then he went off the ropes, but Test gave Scotty the big boot to knock him down and then a pin for a three count to get the win. Backstage: Sharmell Sullivan was shown with Tazz, and she asked him why he's back in the WWF? Tazz said that Vince hired him back, because he was real impressed with what he did to Paul Heyman. Not only that, but he hired him back as a commentator and a wrestler. Funaki showed up and he started laughing. Funaki laughed at Tazz, because he lost to kiss ass man on Monday! Tazz nailed Funaki and then he put him in the Tazzmission! The Big Show showed up and asked Tazz why he doesn't pick on anybody his own size? Tazz told The Big Show that he's the size that he wears. The Big Show challenged Tazz to try to wear him, and Tazz accepted, calling The Big Show a little man, and we've got a match for later tonight! In the arena: A shot of the Gravy Bowl was shown, and a guy was there throwing some 'left overs' into the bowl for tonight's Gravy Bowl match! Backstage: Kurt Angle was shown with Vince McMahon, and Kurt said Happy Thanksgiving to Vince. Vince said it back, and Kurt said that it burns him up that people all over the world have so much to be thankful for, but they're not. They're ingrates! They should be thankful for Kurt Angle, and thankful for the fact that Kurt is an Olympic Gold Medalist. One that would actually enter the WWF and win every single title there is to win in the Federation. Then he's a role model for children all over the world! Kurt said they should be thankful the most for single handedly saving the WWF from extinction. Kurt told Vince that he's thankful for what Vince said out there. Giving Kurt an opportunity to become the Undisputed Champion at Vengeance. Kurt thanked Vince, but it ticks him off, because he should already be the WWF Champion. Vince said that Ric Flair and Austin had something to do with that. Kurt said that Vince granted him the title. Then Austin comes down, and Kurt tried to talk some sense into him, but he didn't listen. Austin took both Kurt and Vince out, and Kurt said that Austin is an ingrate, and it's going to make it that much better, because Kurt will defeat Austin at Vengeance! Christian showed up, and he had a turkey with him. Christian said that he figured that none of them can be home for the Holidays, at least they are all in the WWF. The Undertaker showed up and Christian quickly left. Kurt asked the Undertaker where he was last Monday night? Kurt wants a thank you, because he saved the WWF! Vince asked Kurt to let him handle this, and Vince asked him what the hell he's doing here? This is Thanksgiving! He's not scheduled to be here. Where was he on Monday night? They had a huge celebration. The WWF surviving Survivor Series. The Undertaker said that he was having his own celebration, because he didn't fit into Vince's. Survivor Series was 11 years of the Undertaker. Regardless of if he's seen eye to eye with Vince, he's always had his back. Vince granted him that, and the Undertaker asked him to explain what that's all about? After 11 years, Vince can't trust him enough to let him in on the fact that Kurt Angle is on the tape with him? The Undertaker is angry, and he told Vince that Kurt is no good. He's a snake in the grass. The Undertaker has been here for 11 years, why didn't he come to him? Vince said that he's shown his gratitude to the Undertaker, and he wants to do it tonight. The Undertaker has been in main events for 11 years, and he should be in the main event tonight. So tonight, the Undertaker will be one on one with Kurt Angle in the main event! The Undertaker asked Vince if he's sure he wants to do that to his boy? Vince tried to say that he wasn't his boy, and the Undertaker knows when Vince picks someone out to be their boy. Vince asks if he was his boy, why would he make this match? Vince did the right thing for the Undertaker. He always has. Vince offered the Undertaker some turkey, and the Undertaker didn't want it, but he can tell him where he can stuff it. The Undertaker told Vince McMahon that his 'boy' is going down. The Big Show vs. Tazz Backstage: Vince and Christian were shown backstage, and Christian was acting as Vince's servant. Kurt Angle showed up, and he said that he's ready. The Undertaker doesn't want to thank him? He's going to beat a thank you out of him! Kurt said that everyone in this arena will learn how to be thankful! Christian told Kurt that he's thankful, and Kurt told him to shut up. Kurt left and Regal showed up. Christian left, and Vince has a favor to ask of Regal. Not like last Monday. Vince whispered something into Regal's ear, and Regal didn't seem to like it, and Vince said that he's serious, and Regal said that he could do that, and he'll do it bloody well! Kurt Angle vs. the Undertaker The Undertaker went to slam Kurt into the announcer's table, but Kurt got out of it and he slammed the Undertaker into the steel ring post. Kurt rolled the Undertaker back into the ring and then he kicked him in the mid section. Kurt hammered away on the Undertaker in the ring and then the Undertaker battled back with some right hands. Kurt Angle got the Undertaker in a waist lock and he gave him a series of German suplexes. After the third one, Kurt Angle pinned the Undertaker for a two count. Kurt got the Undertaker in a reverse chin lock and the Undertaker battled out of it with some body shots. The Undertaker gave Kurt an uppercut and then Kurt whipped the Undertaker off the ropes and the Undertaker came back with a jumping clothesline to knock him down. The Undertaker pinned Kurt Angle, but he only got a two count. The Undertaker whipped Kurt into the corner and gave him a clothesline. Whip into the other corner, another clothesline. The Undertaker went for a big boot, but Kurt moved and he went for the Angle Slam, but the Undertaker blocked it and went for a choke slam and then Kurt took the Undertaker down and he put him in the ankle lock and the Undertaker tried to get to the ropes! Kurt Angle pulled the Undertaker to the center of the ring as he got closer to the ropes and then the Undertaker stood up on one foot and he pulled Kurt Angle down and then he grabbed him by the throat and gave him a choke slam! The Undertaker went down, due to the fact that his ankle was damaged by the ankle lock. The Undertaker grabbed Kurt Angle by the ankle and he put him in the ankle lock and Kurt Angle was in a ton of pain as he got to the ropes. The Undertaker wouldn't break the hold and Vince stormed to the ring with a chair, and the Undertaker broke the hold and came face to face with Vince. Vince stood there looking at the Undertaker and then the Undertaker came face to face with Vince and he slowly took the chair out of Vince's hand. The Undertaker tossed the chair down onto the mat the Undertaker told Vince that all he wants is respect! The Undertaker then got out of the ring and Vince stood there with small smirk on his face. The Aftermath: After the Undertaker left, Kurt Angle looked confused. Backstage: William Regal was shown walking in the backstage area, and you gotta wonder what Vince wants him to do! In ring promo: William Regal's music hit in the arena and as he made his way to the ring, more food was put into the Gravy Bowl for tonight's match. Regal got in the ring, and the fans were all over him for this past Monday night. Regal said seeing as though it is Thanksgiving here in America, he thought he'd let us know that he's very thankful for certain things. Regal is thankful for the fact that on Monday night, he had the honor to get in the ring and kiss Mr. McMahon's back side. He is thankfully employed her in the World Wrestling Federation. Each and every single one of the fans would have done exactly the same thing, so don't you jeer at him! Given the opportunity, they would have all done the same thing. The fans are just jealous, because he did it better than anybody could have done it. He would like to call out a man who's responsible for the outcome of Survivor Series. A man who he holds personally responsible for what happened to him, and a man who besmirched Mr. McMahon on Monday night. Regal called Stone Cold Steve Austin out to the ring, and he called him names as he called him out. Stone Cold made his way to the ring and Regal said that he's glad that Austin decided to show up, because he's got to talk to him. Austin snatched the mic, and he asked him if he wants to say something to him face to face? What? Regal tried to talk, but every time he did, Austin cut him off with a "What?" Austin said that he knows that Regal is fueling inside, and he wants him to get it off his chest. Austin hit Regal with a bunch of "Whats" and Austin said that Regal smells like crap. Austin brought him a gift, and it was a bunch of gum and candy. His breath stinks! Austin held up a piece of candy, and he told Regal to knock it out of his hands. He dares him. Regal tried, but Austin moved and he laughed. Austin has a question for Regal, but it smells like he just ate the ass end of a skunk. Did that feel good? What? Regal asked him what he means, and Austin asked the fans to give him a hell yeah if they think that Regal is an ass kisser, and they responded. Austin said that he and Regal have something in common as far as asses go. Regal is in the kiss ass club, and Austin is in the ass whooping club. Regal said that he wouldn't have had to get down on his knees if they weren't out smarted by Kurt Angle and Vince! Regal got in Austin's face and Austin kicked him in the gut and gave him the stunner! The Dudley Boyz, Christian and other former Alliance members stormed to the ring and Austin tried to take care of them, but they out numbered him. Regal, the Dudleys, Test and Christian all beat down Stone Cold in the middle of the ring and Austin pulled Regal down and gave him a number of right hands, but the Dudleys and Test were there to pull him off. The Dudley Boyz gave Austin the 3D and then Regal went back to kicking away on him. William Regal put the Regal Stretch on Stone Cold as the other former Alliance members talked the trash. Backstage: Vince and Kurt Angle were shown looking on, and they had a huge smile on their face! Backstage: The former Alliance members and Vince were shown, and they were celebrating. Vince told Regal that he did a job well done. To reward the former Alliance members, tonight, Christian gets a shot at Edge's Intercontinental Title! And later tonight, oh yes, how good will it be when The Rock and Rob Van Dam go against The Dudley Boyz?! Vince said that he's got to say that he knows they were all in the Alliance, but as far as he's concerned, now, they are all family! Regal and Vince hugged as the group celebrated. Gravy Bowl Match Referee: Jim Kordaris Stacy Keibler vs. Trish Stratus (c) The Aftermath: Trish celebrated her win as Stacy threw a fit in the pool. Stacy got out of the pool and she shoved the referee into the Gravy! Backstage: Matt Hardy and Lita were shown arguing, and Matt didn't seem to like the fact that Jeff took such a stupid risk. Jeff showed up, and he had ice on his neck. Matt asked him when he can be back in action, and Jeff said that he'd know tomorrow. Jeff told Matt that he's sorry, because he couldn't resist. Matt told Jeff that all he had to do was climb down the cage. It was a no brainer! Jeff said that he made a mistake, and Matt said that he made a choice. A selfish choice. It cost them the most important tag team match in the history of this business. Matt did what was right for their team. Jeff wasn't thinking about the team. He was thinking about Jeff. He wanted the spotlight. He made a bad decision. Lita switched gears to Matt and Lita's relationship, and Matt claimed he hasn't done anything wrong. Lita said that he doesn't act like the same person anymore. Matt and Lita argued, and she said that there's more important things like family. Like them and being in love. Lita left, and Matt looked at Jeff and then he left. Jeff tossed down the ice pack in anger. Backstage: Chris Jericho was shown exiting Vince McMahon's office, and he had a huge smile on his face as he went on his way! Referee: Michael Chioda Christian vs. Edge (c) The Aftermath: Edge went to spear Test, but Test moved and Edge hit Christian. Test then knocked Edge down and he and Christian double teamed Edge. Christian gave Edge the Unprettier on the steel chair! Referee: Earl Hebner The Rock and Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho and The Dudley Boyz (c) D-Von made the tag to Bubba and he got in the ring and went at it with Rob Van Dam. Bubba slammed Rob Van Dam into the corner and he chopped him across the chest and then he gave him a hard right hand. Bubba whipped Rob off the ropes and he went for a hip toss and Rob landed on his feet. Rob knocked Bubba down with a heel kick and then he went to the top rope and came off with a cross body pin for a two count. Rob tagged The Rock into the match and he got in the ring with right hands on Bubba. Chris nailed The Rock from behind and The Rock gave Chris a hard right hand to knock him down from the apron. Bubba made the tag to Chris Jericho and Chris got in the ring and hammered away on The Rock as Bubba held onto him. Chris knocked The Rock down with a reverse elbow and then he gave him an elbow drop and then he made the tag to D-Von Dudley. D-Von got in the ring and hammered away on The Rock and The Rock was able to take D-Von down and he made the tag to RVD. RVD got in the ring and he went at it with D-Von and he knocked him down with a drop kick and then he whipped him off the ropes and gave him a spinning heel kick. Bubba got in the ring and RVD swept his feet to knock him down. RVD knocked Chris down and then he hit Bubba with the rolling thunder. RVD gave D-Von a body slam and then he hopped to the top rope, but Chris knocked him down. Bubba gave RVD a body slam and then he held his legs as D-Von came off the top rope with a headbutt to the groin. D-Von made the tag to Chris Jericho, and Chris chopped away on Rob Van Dam into the corner. Chris got Rob in a German suplex and Rob landed right on his head! Chris pinned Rob, but he only got a two count. Chris then made the tag to Bubba, and Bubba gave Rob a back body drop and then he made the tag to D-Von and the two gave RVD a modified flap jack. D-Von pinned Rob Van Dam, but he only got a two count. D-Von hammered away on Rob Van Dam and then he gave him a body slam and then he went to the top rope and came off with a headbutt, but Rob rolled out of the way. Rob Van Dam made the tag to The Rock and The Rock got in the ring with some right hands on Bubba Ray Dudley. The Rock gave D-Von Dudley a DDT and then a Samoan drop to Bubba and he pulled Chris Jericho into the ring. The Rock gave Chris a number of right hands to knock him to the outside of the ring and then he tossed D-Von to the outside of the ring. The Rock gave Bubba Ray Dudley a spinebuster and then he went for the people's elbow and he got it on! The Rock then pinned Bubba Ray Dudley, but he only got a two count as Chris Jericho broke up the pin. Bubba made the tag to Chris Jericho and as Jericho got in the ring, The Rock caught him in a spinebuster and then the Sharpshooter. D-Von got in the ring to break it up, and RVD got in the ring and went at it with D-Von and then he jumped over the top rope onto Bubba on the outside of the ring! The Rock waited for Chris Jericho to get up, but D-Von came from behind and then he gave him the Rock Bottom. Chris Jericho then gave The Rock a low blow and then he gave him the Rock Bottom and he pinned him for a three count to get the win! WWF USES NETSCAPE!
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