Show Name: Ultimate Professional Wrestling Live TV
Episode Number: #07
Date Aired: 11-4-01
Reported by: 'Hardcore' James Janovsky

*James' Last Week Highlights (Show from 11-10-01):
-Never got to see that show…


*New UPW Live TV opener with NEW theme. The video opener features many UPW stars in some great action clips!!!

*After that we are shown Bethany, the neighbor of one of the UPW crew guys, get on a couch. Behind the couch are many wrestling posters and the UPW.COM banner. She says that she is the UPW live TV host now. And that tonight we are in for some great matches from UPW. The first match will be between Al Katrazz and Kid Vicious. Cue a door opening and it's our two crew guys, Ron and Room.They plug Al Katrazz taking on the Drunken Irish Man this November 27th.Let's go watch this great bout….

*Match 1: Al Katrazz .vs. Kid Vicious
~Al Katrazz is introduced first then Kid Vicious. This is Vicious UPW LIVE TV DEBUT!! And he is from Calgary (dramatic pause) Alberta, Canada!!! Both men lock up. Vicious shoves off Katrazz. Another lock up by both men. Katrazz with a headlock on Vicious. Vicious tosses Katrazz into the ropes. Shoulder block takedown by Katrazz. Head full of steam by Katrazz. Vicious with an arm drag. Followed up by another one on Katrazz. Katrazz rolls to the outside from frustration. Vicious grabs Katrazz by the head and tries to bring him back into the squared circle. Guillotine Neck drop on the top rope by Katrazz to Vicious. Springboard shoulder block by Katrazz. Mounted fists by Katrazz on Vicious. Katrazz with the walk on the top rope single arm ax smash (Like the Undertaker's walk of the top rope move) to Vicious. Huge scoop slam by Katrazz. A huge jumping elbowdrop to Vicious' chest. Katrazz covers Vicious.1-2-kickout by Vicious. Katrazz tries a fireman's carry but Vicious escapes and shoves Katrazz into the ropes. Katrazz with a duck under Vicious clothesline attempt. Katrazz with a stiff clothesline of his own. Katrazz with a cover again.1-2-kickout.Katrazz gets Vicious into the corner and begins to bite his forehead!!! Huge chops delivered by Katrazz to Vicious. Huge whip to another corner followed by a running elbow shot to the chest by Katrazz. Katrazz works on Vicious in a corner again. Irish whip into the ropes by Katrazz. Katrazz bends down and Vicious does a sunset flip.1-Katrazz reverses it into a cover of his own.1-2-Vicious reverses it into a Crossface submission. Katrazz gets his foot on the bottom rope. Katrazz gets Vicious in what seems like a ready position for the Lockdown (A chokeslam). But Vicious turns it into a standing Armbar submission. But Katrazz turns that into a huge sidewalk slam. Katrazz with a cover.1-2-kickout.Katrazz with a front face suplex on Vicious. Katrazz covers.1-2-Vicious gets his foot on the bottom rope. Blatant choke by Katrazz on Vicious. More vicious chops to Vicious by Katrazz in a corner. Head of steam by Katrazz. Vicious gets the boot up and Katrazz catches it. Vicious turns it into an enzuguri. Both men are down. Vicious ducks Katrazz's clothesline and gives Katrazz a few punches. Huge snap suplex on Katrazz. Vicious with a cover.1-2-kickout.Backbreaker by Vicious on Katrazz.Cover.1-2-kickout.Huge belly to back suplex on Katrazz. Vicious goes to the top. A wannabe Crippler Headbutt but misses as Katrazz rolls out of the way. Katrazz is up and hits the LOCKDOWN!!! Katrazz covers.1-2-3.
{Winner: Al Katrazz wins by pinfall} [James' Match Verdict: This match was ok. Kid Vicious was dressed like Dynamite Kid. And did moves of Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Dynamite Kid, and Chris Benoit. He is very impressive. But the bigger man won this one. All in all a ok match.]

*We then are back with out hosts who are doing the No see, no talk, no hear thingie. Then they all welcome us back to UPW TV. Rog talks about how that match with Al Katrazz was all right. And what a big man Al Katrazz is and what not. Rog then says Katrazz has that chokeslam think down. After all his idol is the Undertaker and it shows. Ron tells us what we will see coming up next. GAY, Cruel Intentions, and Urban Outlaws in a three way tag match. Then Bethany talks about how she likes Ultra Hott's shirt and what not. So here's our next match, folks….

*Match 2: Urban Outlawz .vs. G.A.Y. .vs. Cruel Intentions (Three Way Dance)
~Brian Taylor & Mike Gonzales (Cruel Intentions) are introduced first. Then Mike & Marshall Knox (Urban Outlawz) with Savvy and then Ultra Hott & Super Cute (G.A.Y.). Cruel Intentions start to brawl with Urban Outlawz as GAY does some gay stuff. Taylor and Gonzales go for a double clothesline on Ultra Hott and Super Cute. But GAY ducks those clothesline attempts. Double arm drag but GAY on both Cruel Intentions' members. Followed by another double arm drag. Then double dropkick by GAY on Cruel Intentions. Urban Outlawz with a Pearl Harbor attack on GAY. Huge springboard plancha by Marshall Knox onto GAY and Cruel Intentions who are on outside. Then Mike Knox does an over the top rope suicide plancha onto the men on the outside. Marshall gets Gonzales back into the ring. Whip into a corner by Marshall on Gonzales. Chops to Gonzales' chest by Marshall. Marshall tries a whip but Gonzales turns it into a knee to the mid section and throws Marshall's head into the top turnbuckle pad in his, Gonzales', corner. Tag by Gonzales to Taylor. Cruel Intentions try to do a double team move but Marshall stops that and gives a double clothesline of his own to both members of Cruel Intentions. Marshall begs Cruel Intentions to get up and back into GAY's corner. Ultra Hott slaps Marshall's butt. Marshall gets pissed and just walks away. That's a tag I guess. Ultra Hott comes in and is met by double facebuster drop by both Cruel Intentions' members. Taylor with a huge dropkick to Ultra Hott's spine. Taylor with the tag to his partner, Gonzales. Gonzales with a scoop slam on Ultra Hott. Another tag by Gonzales to Taylor. Huge 2nd rope fist drop to groin (9th Level of Hell) by Taylor to Ultra Hott. Taylor with a cover on Ultra Hott.1-2-kickout by Ultra Hott. Irish whip on Ultra Hott followed by a missed clothesline. Ultra Hott with a ONE-NIGHT STAND (Full Nelson split leg facebuster) on Taylor. Marshall tags Ultra Hott. Huge fists of fury by Marshall on Taylor and Gonzales. Huge scoop slam on Gonzales. Huge body press slam on Taylor. Marshall tries for his finisher the Showdown but Taylor stops that and gives Marshall the Toxic Wallace (A Legsweep DDT). Mike comes in and hits a hard lariat on Taylor. Then Ultra Hott comes in and gives Mike the Switch Hitter (A reverse 2nd springboard bulldog). Rocky Gore Picture Show (A spear) by Gonzales to Ultra Hott. Super Cute with an implant DDT on Gonzales. Then Taylor exchanges fists with Super Cute. Taylor and Super Cute brawl outside of the ring. High Noon (A top rope splash) by Marshall on Taylor. Marshall with the cover.1-2-3.
{Winners: The Urban Outlawz (When Marshall pinned Taylor)} [James' Match Verdict: Impressive match. Even though I don't personally like tag matches. This one was ok. A lot of finishers and a lot of big men flying through the air like cruiserweights. A great Three Way Dance Tag Match in my view!!!]

*Rog welcomes us back to UPW LIVE. Ron then talks about the Three Way Dance match we just saw. Rog is about to tell us what we have coming up but is interrupted by a door opening and we are now introduced to our new hosts, Joe Schmo & Todd Kenley. Bethany stays as Ron and Rog leave. Joe talks about how the UPW TV show has been suck since Ron and Rog took over as hosts and that himself and Todd will be taking the UPW TV to ratings heaven. Both talk trash about UPW owner, Rick Bassman. Just so that you know, Todd and Joe are commentators at UPW events. And they made fun of Bassman because they are friends of the Big Schwag. Bethany then tells us our next match of the night and it is Mikey Henderson & Vinny Messaro taking on Los Cubanitos…

*Match 3: Los Cubanitos .vs. Mikey Henderson & Vinny Messaro
~Mikey Henderson and Vinny Messaro are introduced first then Ricky Reyes & Rocky Romero (Los Cubanitos). Mikey and Rocky start things off. Lock up by both men. Rocky with a headlock on Mikey. Arm wrench by Mikey on Rocky. Reversed to an arm wrench of his own by Rocky on Mikey. Mikey with an Irish whip on Rocky. Followed by a leapfrog. Rocky tries for an enzuguri. But Mikey ducks it and tries to do a german suplex but Rocky blocks it and does a roll up. But Mikey blocks that and does a huge backwards powerbomb on Rocky. Mikey tags in Vinny. Mikey gets Rocky in a reverse leg and arms Boston crab modified move and Vinny delivers a short dropkick to Rocky's head. Great double team move. Vinny tries a t-bone suplex but Rocky blocks it and delivers some fists to Vinny. Rocky tries the ropes but is met by Vinny's elbow. Followed up by a german suplex attempt but Rocky blocks it and gives Vinny an enzuguri. Rocky tags in Ricky. Double team straightjacket elbows with a knee lift/clothesline combo by Los Cubanitos, former UPW TAG Champions. Ricky with a headlock takeover on Vinny. Followed by a stiff kick to the back of Vinny. Ricky with a huge snap suplex on Vinny. Huge lifting Legdrop by Ricky on Vinny. Ricky with the cover.1-2-kickout.Ricky tags in Rocky. Double team short dropkicks to gut followed by a double bulldog on Vinny. Rocky tries to whip Vinny into a corner but it's reversed. Rocky tries a head over the top move but Vinny doesn't follow in. Vinny with a HUGE IMPACT T-BONE SUPLEX. Vinny with a tag to Mikey. Irish whip on Rocky a missed clothesline. Followed up by a snapping belly-to-belly suplex by Mikey on Rocky.Cover.1-2-Ricky stops the ref's count. Mikey got Rocky in a tarantula type of body hold and was going to the top but Vinny comes in and slams Rocky to the mat and gives him a stiff kick to the back. Mikey looks pissed off at Vinny. Blind tag I guess. Vinny then delivers a few kicks and shots on Rocky. Tag by Vinny to Mikey. Vinny and Mikey with a double team. Vinny holds Rocky in a sidewalk slam position as Mikey goes up top. Vinny moves and Mikey misses a top rope Legdrop. Then to make matters worst Vinny accidentally hits Mikey with Rocky's legs. Huge fight between Vinny and Mikey. Vinny pushes Mikey right into a roll up by Rocky.1-2-kickout.Mikey with a hard looking clothesline on Rocky. Mikey whips Rocky into the corner chest first…Rocky bounces off and Mikey gets Rocky and delivers a spinning Fireman's Carry slam into a pin.1-2-Ricky makes the save. Rocky comes back but is taking back down by a clothesline by Mikey. Mikey sets Rocky on the top rope. Reverse tornado DDT on Mikey by Rocky. Both Mikey and Rock make tags to their partners. Ricky clotheslines Vinny down. Then Mikey follows the same fate as his partner. Huge spin kick to Vinny's face. Ricky tries a spin kick on Mikey but Mikey catches him. Mikey with a one arm sit-down powerbomb.1-2-kickout.Mikey goes up top. Vinny struggles with Ricky. Ricky pushes Vinny into Mikey. Vinny goes head first into Mikey's "special place". Ricky with a springboard bulldog on Vinny. Which also kicks Mikey off the top rope and crashes him to the floor on the outside of the ring. Rocky comes in and roll up Vinny.1-2-3…. At the end it looks like Mikey and Vinny are going to fight but good old Samoa Joe comes out and tries to talk them out of it….
{Winners: Los Cubanitos (When Rocky pinned Vinny)} [James' Match Verdict: Great tag action. But I think we need to see a Mikey Henderson taking on Vinny Messaro match…]

*We are back to our new hosts. They talk about the tag match and what Samoa has to do with Mikey and Vinny. And whatever will come of that tag team. Then we are told we will see Samoa Joe taking on Tony Jones…

*Match 4: Tony Jones .vs. Samoa Joe © (UPW Championship Match)
~Tony Jones is introduced first then Samoa Joe. Samoa tries a running clothesline but Jones turns it into a belly to back takedown. Kneeling front Facelock on Samoa by Jones. Jones in the corner with Samoa. Jones with some kicks to Samoa's mid-section. Irish whip by Jones to Samoa followed up by a clothesline. Jones with a boot across Samoa's neck in the corner. Blatant choke by Jones on Samoa. Irish whip on Samoa to the corner but Samoa stops before an impact. Samoa with a slap to Jones' face. Huge roundhouse kick to Jones by Samoa. Samoa with an uppercut followed by a boot to face to Jones. Crossface punches by Samoa. Kneeling sleeper hold on Jones by Samoa. Samoa hits a t-bone suplex on Jones. Followed by another t-bone suplex on Jones.Cover.1-kickout.Samoa with a Jericho bulldog on Jones. Jones rolls to the outside. Samoa and Jones brawl on the outside. They go into the fans and brawl. Back into the ring we go. Irish whip by Samoa. Samoa ducks down and Jones turns that into a butterfly suplex. Jones with a cover 1-2-kickout. Jones with a spinning sidewalk slam on Samoa.Cover.1-2-kickout.Jones with a scoop slam on Samoa. Followed by a Legdrop. Cover by Jones on Samoa.1-2-kickout.Jones in the corner with Samoa. Charging shoulder to Samoa's mid-section. Samoa comes back with a one arm wrapped suplex.1-2-kickout by Jones. Samoa tries to go for a huge clothesline but Jones ducks it and hits a huge german suplex on Samoa. Jones tries to go for the Holy Shoot (A modified Camel Clutch), but Samoa makes it to the ropes. Samoa back in control and hits the Island Driver (Like Al Snow's Snowplow) on Jones.1-2-3….
{Winner and STILL UPW Champion: Samoa Joe via pinfall} [James' Match Verdict: This was a great showing for the Beyond The Mat star, Tony Jones. But UPW Champion, Samoa Joe, proves once again why he is the champ.]

*We are now back with our hosts. Both Todd and Joe hit on Bethany. She leaves and both guys chase after her. This is really shitty to say nonetheless. I hope Big Schwag and Marllee come back next week.

*Match 5: Melissa & Shannon Ballard .vs. Looney Lane & Frankie Kazarian (Mixed Tag Match)
~Melissa and Shannon are introduced first then Lane and Frankie. Frankie and Shannon begin things. Tie up by both men. Shannon with a headlock into a wristlock into a school boy.1-2-kickout.Tie up again by both men. Frankie with the go behind. Both men hit the ropes and Frankie rolls up Shannon.1-2-kickout.Lay down flip cover by Frankie.1-2-kickout.Sahnnon with a headlock Frankie pushes Shannon into the ropes. Knockdown by Shannon. Shannon leaps over Frankie and lands down and braces his ankle. As if he hurt it. Shannon then gets up as if nothing happened and Pearl Harbor's Frankie. Shannon with a monkey flip on Frankie. Frankie lands on his feet and gives Shannon a huge boot to the face. Frankie tries a move but gets caught on the 2nd rope in the corner. Shannon with a 2nd rope Russian Legsweep on Frankie. Frankie with a roll up.1-2-Frankie then turns it into a bridging german suplex.1-2-kickout.Shannon tags in Melissa. Frankie tags in Lane. Lock up by both women. Melissa with a twist of Lane's arm. Lane reverses it. Hair pull takedown by Melissa on Lane. Lock up again by both women. Wristlock by Melissa. Lane does a cartwheel counter and follows up with a clothesline to Melissa. Deep arm drag by Lane. Followed by a drop toehold by Lane. Headlock by Lane on Melissa. Blind tag from Shannon to Melissa. Shannon stops and looks like he is going to hit Lane. But Melissa turns her around and gives her a kick to the gut and both Shannon and Melissa give Lane a double Legsweep. Shannon tags Melissa. Blind tag by Frankie to Lane. Frankie looks like he is going to hit Melissa but stops and Melissa tries to hit Frankie but Frankie catches her and a double sit-down jawbreaker on Melissa. Followed by a double deep arm drag on Shannon. Shannon grabs Lane's hair and Melissa Pearl Harbor's Lane. Snap suplex on Lane by Melissa. Mounted choke by Melissa. Shannon and Melissa with a hip toss/Shoulder powerbomb combo double team move.Cover.1-2-kickout.Irish whip by Lane. Melissa reverses it and gives Lane a drop toehold.10 Minute Misconduct (A Boston Crab/Camel Clutch combo submission) on Lane by Shannon and Melissa. Irish whip on Lane. Melissa tries to go for a clothesline but Lane catches it and gives Melissa huge DDT. Both women make the tags to their partners. Frankie with a clothesline but Shannon ducks it. Then Frankie with a belly-to-belly suplex on Shannon, which is a hit. Legsweep by Frankie on Shannon.2nd rope springboard turn around Legdrop on Shannon by Frankie.1-2- Frankie rolls out of the way. And Melissa accidentally hits Shannon with an elbow drop. Irish whip on Melissa. She reverses it and Frankie hits a 2nd rope springboard back elbow. Frankie covers Melissa.1-2-Shannon makes the save. Frankie and Shannon exchange blows. Frankie tries a clothesline and gets caught. Shannon with a Single Minor. But Frankie blocks it. Irish whip on Frankie by Shannon. Frankie tries a 2nd rope move but this time Shannon dropkicks him to the outside of the ring. Lane then treats Shannon to a Looneycanrana. Lane celebrates but is attacked from behind once again by Melissa. Reverse DDT by Melissa on Lane. Melissa goes up top. But Frankie stops her. Frankie tries for a move but is stopped by Shannon. Shannon with Frankie on his shoulders. Melissa does a crossbody. Melissa with a cover on Frankie.1-2-kickout.Melissa and Shannon try to double team Frankie but are meet with a DDT/Neckbreaker combo by the one-man army, Frankie. Superkick to Shannon by Frankie. Shannon's twin brother, Shane, gets into the ring. Shane with a Single Minor (A reverse Russian Legsweep Facebuster) on Lane. The ref doesn't know the twins switched.1-2-3.
{Winners: Shannon Ballard & Cheerleader Melissa (When Shane, who switched with Shannon, pinned Looney Lane)} [James' Match Verdict: This was a great match. Is it me or is Looney Lane turning into Lita? Well a great mixed tag match. Except for the switch-a-roonie.]

*We come back to Ron and Rog. Bethany returns to them. Then Todd, the commentator comes out of nowhere dressed as Hulk Hogan. Funny shiznit. They say goodbye and see you next week….

*Then we see an advertisement for UPW's next big show. Which is November 27th at the El Rey Theater. You can get your tickets now at Ticketmaster, Http://www.upw.com & Http://www.theelrey.com …..For info go to http://www.upw.com !!!! Have a nice day!!!