XPW TV Recap 11-17-01
    Submitted by Jonathan Siderman on Sunday, November 18, 2001 at 7:29 PM EST

    XPW TV Recap - November 17th, 2001
    by Jonathan Siderman of http://www.XPWTV.com


    » The Sandman starts off XPW sitting next to his grave, which reads "RIP Sandman". If he was dead, he wouldn't have been able to beat up both Vampiro and Rob Black. You may think he's dead, but it's time for Rob Black to be extinguished.
    » We see Rob Black going through his mail, and he sees that he's gotten something from Preston Ascott III [who is called Ass-cock by Black]. He pops in the tape, which contains Ascott complaining that Rob Black made fun of him last week on XPW TV. He proceeds to call the wrestlers overweight slobes with make-up on their faces, and even goes on to call Black fat! Kevin Kleinrock comes running into Black's office, looking for the tape that Black wasn't supposed to see! It's too late, and Black throws the tape at the wall and it shatters. Kevin convinced him to bring in Ascott, and all this new guy does is make fun of what he does for a profession. He makes high quality adult entertainment, not smut! The video was sent before Kleinrock responded to his original tape, and this was just an example of what he's capable of. Kevin says he has something for November 24th involving Ascott and The Enterprise. And how did Rob Black come up with Steve Rizzono vs. Supreme for the Deathmatch Title? Black tells an entirely
    different story, in which he punks out Supreme and forces him to face Rizzono next week.

    » Kris Kloss and Larry Rivera go over what happened last week, including the name change of 'White Trash' Johnny Webb to just Webb. Who is his mystery opponent? We'll just have to wait.

    » Webb walks into Rob Black's office to his enterance theme. Black is betting on football, and Webb gives him a few pointers. Webb says he doesn't care about his running tab, because he's found a new thing. He went to a recording studio and cut a new theme for himself, some country tunes. Who's paying for it? Rob Black is! He also tells Black that he's found a new confidence, since he's taking ninja-style fighting. Webb has to go to karate class and record his record, so he leaves to his music. After he leaves, Angel tells Black that the place Webb says he's learning Karate at is actually a Thai food place!

    » Preston Ascott III is in Kevin Kleinrock's office, and he said he's smoothed things over with Rob Black. Kevin says he did not accept G.Q. Money's challenge, Ascott did. G.Q. is a professional, and he says he won't be main event but it'll be "up there". Kevin wants to hang out tomorrow, but Ascott has a round of golf with the parents.

    » Webb practicing his moves on a blown up Alien doll. Kevin and Angel come in, and are amazed that he's already a 2nd degree black belt. They say they were going to work, but they'll wait until Webb is done Angel wants to see his moves, and Webb beats him up! He pulls a fast-food menu out of his ass, and it's called exactly what Webb's karate instructor's is called. Something is wrong with Webb...

    » A new XPW commercial airs, in which they give the definitions for Retribution, WWF [Tame, Tiresome], and XPW. It is now official, the show on November 24th the live show will be called Retribution!

    » We see Kevin and Angel rolling around in the ring, in some very weird positions. G.Q. Money walks in, and tells him he hasn't accepted his challenge. Next Saturday night he's not fighting Kevin, he's fighting Preston Ascott III! G.Q. chokes Kevin, and then he announces the Kaos will be wrestling Pogo the Clown! Money runs out and starts yelling for Kaos.

    » Psychosis vs. Juventud Guerrera [Winner gets paid, Loser gets oranges]
    The two exchange some stiff slaps to the face, with Pyschosis ending up with a face full of the mat. Juvi applies an armbar, tries to suplex him, but Pyschosis reverses it into an armbar of his own. Juvi nails a stiff kick to the face, resulting in Pyschosis leaving the ring. Pyschosis comes back with the Buzzkiller, but only gets a 1 count. Juvi hits a spinning heel kick then a swinging DDT! He goes to the outside asking for a chair, and is thrown about 20! This prompts the secruity to chase down these guys. Back in the ring, Psychosis regains advantage, but without the use of a chair. Juvi goes for a chair, but Pyschosis uses it on him! Then Juvi is thrown head first into the chair! But Juvi works Pyschosis and hits the Juvi Driver onto a chair!
    Winner: Juventud Guerrera

    » Angel is in Kevin's office, complaining that Ascott is his new 'guy'. Well if Angel wants to be all macho, he'll be wrestling against G.Q. Money and Preston Ascott III in a three way.

    » G.Q. Money and Kaos are riding in the car, when he tells him he'll be facing Pogo the Clown! Kaos gets serious because Pogo is undefeated, but G.Q. tells him he's the longest reigning and undefeated XPW TV Champ!

    » Kris Kloss and Larry Rivera announce that Juventud Guerrera will be facing Nosawa at Retribution.

    » Kaos and GQ arrive at The Enterprise's offices, and they make sure they got each others backs. Kaos even goes on to say that he'll debut his new finishing move against Pogo the Clown!

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