It's time to report on the Smackdown that I attended this week.

WWF Smackdown Results 11/15/01
Albany, New York

Tonight Kurt Angle and Stone Cold Steve Austin take on The Rock and Chris Jericho.

Enter Rob Van Dam.

Boom. Kane comes out of the fire. Kane sets off his pyro on the posts.

Non Title Match
Kane vs. Rob Van Dam
Grapple. Kane shoves him down. Kane with a right hand. Kane with a kick. Kane with right hands. RVD to the corner. Kane with a kick to the gut. Kane military presses RVD. RVD drops down and gives Kane right hands. RVD with shoulder blocks. RVD with a back flip. Kane with a clothesline. Kane with an uppercut. Kane slams RVD's face on the turnbuckle. RVD into the other corner. Kane with a back breaker. Kane with a kick to the back. Kane with stomps to the back. Kane steps on RVD's back. Kane with right hands to the back. Kane with a knee to the back. RVD into the ropes. RVd with right hands. Kane catches RVD with a bear hug and rams him into the corner. Kane runs into a boot. RVD jumps up top. RVD with a cannonball. RVD with kicks to the head. RVD with a spinning heel kick. RVD with Rolling Thunder. Cover. 2 count. RVD with right hands. RVD rolls for a monkney flip. Kane drops RVD on the turnbuckle. Knae with a clothesline. Kane with a big boot. Kane goes up top. RVD kicks him in the face and Kane falls off. RVD goes up top. Kne sits up. Kane with an uppercut and RVD gets crotched. Kane with a superplex. Kane with right hands. Kane catches RVD's spin kick. Kane drops him. RVD tries another spin kick. Kane grabs his throat. Booker T runs out and jumps on the apron. Kane grabs his throat while RVD distracts the ref. Booker T hangs Kane. RVD jumps up top and hits Kane in the face with a back heel kick. Cover by RVD and the victory.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

Booker T and RVD stomp on Kane. Undertaker runs down and Booker T and RVD head for higher ground.

Test is shown in the back playing on an Xbox. Knock on the door. Test says come in. Stacy Keibler walks in. Test says hey Stace. Stacy wants to know if he's ready for their 6 man tag because they're next. Test was born ready. Stacy says that speaking of Edge, she always thought Test was way hotter. Stacy leaves. Test looks at himself in the mirror and asks if there was any doubt.

Rock is shown in his locker room. Chris Jericho walks in. He asks if he remembers on Raw when he saved Rock from Austin and Jericho. They thought he was gonna bash him over the head with the chair. They thought that because he called him all these names. Rock says bitch. He wants to assure The Rock and the millions and millions of The Rock's fans that Y2J is a team player. Y2J was the man who watched his back on Raw and tonight. The man who is gonna watch is back on Sunday. And he is gonna lead the WWF to survival on Sunday. Rock says knock knock. Jericho says excuse me. Knock knock. The Rock. The Rock who. The Rock who is gonna lead the WWF to victory on Sunday. The Rock who is gonna make sure he has a job the very next night. The Rock who is gonna whip his candy ass. Same side, same team. He asks if he's cool with that. Jericho says he's cool with it. He says he's gonna regain his championship after Survivor Series. Are you cool with that, The Rock? Rock is cooler than the other side of the pillow. They shake hands. Rock tries to leave. Jericho tries to do a cool handshake. Rock pulls away and asks what in the blue hell is wrong with him. Jericho says it's his cool handshake. He says he's down. He's down like the Fonz. Rock says they're cool. Rock and Jericho shake hands again. Jericho tries to leave. Rock holds his hand. Rock raises his hand...quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. Rock holds up a gun with his fingers. He shoots the gun. Sees the duck fall down. Rock takes a drink of his water. He blows the smoke off his gun and puts it back in his pocket. Rock says now that's cool and leaves. Jericho says that's not cool.

WWF Super Smash of the Week is Edge defeated Kurt Angle for the WCW US title on Raw.

You think you know me. You think you know me. You think you know me. Out comes Edge.

Here come the Hardy Boyz with Lita.

Bombs away. Enter the Dudley Boyz accompanied by Stacy Keibler.

Test, test, this is a Test. Test enters the arena.

6 Man Tag Match
Hardy Boyz and Edge vs. Dudley Boyz and Test
Edge and Bubba Ray start. Grapple. Side head lock by Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray into the ropes. Tackles down Edge. Edge over Bubba Ray's head. Edge with his face plant variation. Tag to Matt. Double back body drop. Knock down to D-Von. Knock down Test off the apron. Hardyz and Edge suplex Dudleyz at the same time. Matt with a cover on Bubba Ray. 2 count. Bubba Ray with right hands. Tag to Test. Test with right hands. Matt comes back with more right hands. D-Von hits Matt in the back. Test with a clothesline. Test with back elbows in the corner. Test with kicks to the gut. Tag to D-Von. D-Von with a right hand to the gut. D-Von with a spinning back elbow. D-Von with right hands. Matt with right hands. D-Von with a knee. Matt with a Russian leg sweep. Tag to Jeff. Jeff unloads on D-Von. Jeff knocks down Test. Leg drop between the legs of D-Von. Bubba Ray pulls Jeff out of the ring and smashes him on the announce table and his visor comes off. Bubba Ray throws him back in. D-Von with a cover. 2 count. D-Von with right hands. D-Von with kicks. Tag to Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray with shots to the back. Bubba Ray with a hangman's neck breaker. Cover. 2 count. Bubba Ray with a back body drop. Bubba Ray hammers Edge off the apron. D-Von with a head butt to the crotch. Tag to Test by D-Von. Test with right hands. Test with a clothesline in the corner. Test shoves down Jeff. Tag to Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray with a head butt. Bubba Ray with a right hand. Bubba Ray up to the middle rope. Bubba Ray misses a butt splash. Tag to D-Von. Tag to Edge. Edge with clotheslines. Edge with a back drop. Test comes in. Edge knocks him down. Edge knocks off Bubba Ray. Clothesline to D-Von. Spinning heel kick to Test. Edge-O-Matic to D-Von. Cover. Bubba Ray breaks it up. Bubba Ray is put in the corner. Edge gets on all fours. Jeff with a Poetry In Motion on Bubba Ray. Matt gets on all fours. Edge uses Matt as a step stool and splashes D-Von. Jeff clotheslines Test to the outside. Matt and Bubba Ray to the outside. Stacy gets on the apron. Edge gets distracted. Edge moves out of D-Von's way. D-Von stops short and turns around. Edge spears D-Von and gets the cover for the victory.
Winners: Edge and Hardy Boyz

Test comes in and gives a big boot to Edge. Lita comes in the ring and punches Stacy off the apron. Matt catches her and drops her. Matt and Lita argue. Matt tries to warn Lita while Stacy pulls his leg. Lita turns around. Dudleyz deliver a 3D to Lita. Matt comes in to cover her up. Dudleyz leave. Bubba Ray says they'll see them in the cage.

We're shown a recap of the moments following the previous six man tag match.

Matt is shown in the back consoling Lita. Matt says he's sorry and he apologizes her. He says it's his fault. He says he would never hurt her. He says he won't let that happen again. Matt smooches her. Matt hugs her and rolls his eyes. They re-taped this segment. In the original segment, Matt rolled his eyes while he was kissing her.

Yo it's me. It's me. It's D-D-P. Out comes...The Big Show. Big Show comes up dressed as DDP with the hair and fake teeth. He has the mike. It's me. It's me. It's D-D-P. I like me. You like me. I'm gonna help you like you. Smile. You see when the Big Show destroys the Alliance at Survivor Series. It's not gonna be a bad thing. Me losing my job is a good thing. You all won't have to hear my annoying voice. See my fake teeth. See my fake plastic smile. And I won't be able to tell you what to do.

Yo it's me. It's me. It's D-D-P. DDP comes out smiling. DDP climbs in the ring.

Big Show vs. Diamond Dallas Page
DDP and Show Smile. DDP with right hands. DDP tries a Diamond Cutter. Big Show shoves him into the corner. Big Show with a clothesline. Show throws off the hair, teeth, and jacket. Chokeslam by Big Show for the cover and victory.
Winner: Big Show

Shane runs in and delivers a big chair shot to the head. Shane runs out through the crowd. Money, money, money, money, money. The music was dubbed in because I didn't hear it on Tuesday.

Stephanie is shown in the back watching the tape of the birth of the Alliance. Paul Heyman walks in and asks if she saw what just happened. Stephanie asks what happened. Heyman asks if she was watching. Stephanie was watching the tape. Heyman says that he wonders what the reaction on Vince's face will be when someone calls him out in his ring. Stephanie asks who will do it. Heyman says he's gonna do it and the time is right about now. Heyman walks out for the ring. Stephanie says go get him Paul.

Woooooyyyooooowwww. Extreme...Championship...Wrrrrrrrreessstling. Out comes Paul Heyman. Heyman gets in the ring. Just a few moments at his leisure. He's gonna call Vince McMahon out to his ring in front of his public on a television show that's owned by his grand company. At least that is until this Sunday at Survivor Series. I know how much you people appreciate what Shane, Stephanie, and he have done. How they've stood up to the tyranny of Vince. The way it is quite simple. The WWF will die this Sunday. It's not his fault. He's not the one that ruined everything that was accomplished by Stone Cold Steve Austin. At Survivor Series, it means so much more than any of what Vince McMahon has tried to accomplish. He sat at the desk on Monday and listened to Mick Foley and he agreed with everything he had to say. That the WWF truly does suck. Have you seen the television show lately? He lost his mind. His ideas are old and draconian. The WWF is imploding from within like every great empire. Vince's loyal employees left him. His own children want to see him burn in hell. He has no hope to save his precious company. He has the same chances of saving the WWF as he has of starting a football league.

No chance is what you got. Out comes Vince McMahon. Heyman still has the mic. He wants him to know that he was down on his knees cause he knows he's use to men kissing his ass. Every time he walks in the back, Patterson and Brisco, mwah mwah mwah mwah. He likes men kissing his ass. He is the creator of sports entertainment. He's wanted to say this for a long time. He hates his guts. His children hates his guts. His children are gonna do to him what he's been wanting to do for a long time. He is the most disgusting, vile son of a bitch ever. He took Hulk Hogan's blood and built Titan Towers. He took Bret Hart's money and he bought a plane with WWF. He knows he did that you son of a bitch. He took Shawn Michaels' smile and built an empire. He's a billionaire on other people's ideas. His father shook the hand of every promoter in the country that he would never compete against them. His son would never compete with them. After his father died, he competed with them and ran them out of business. He stole all their ideas. He stole all of Heyman's ideas. While Doink had green hair and a rubber nose, Austin was drinking his first beer in ECW. While Mean Gene and Bobby Heenan were dancing around singing Tootie Fruitie, they were putting on the tv Vince calls attitude. He takes off his hat and says screw you. He stole his legacy and his life. He flaunts his affairs in Playboy for his wife and children to read. Look at what he did to Tazz. He was a man, a machine, and he was a wrestler. Wrestling is a dirty word to him. It had to be sports entertainment. Tazz was a wrestler. He is now a fat, obnoxious, color commentator. And not even a good one. He made wrestling a dirty word. Tazz gets in the ring. Heyman says he's gonna watch him and laugh on Sunday. Tazz gives him the Tazzmission and chokes out Heyman. Vince picks up the mike. He says Heyman is the epitome of the Alliance because the Alliance will choke. Vince leaves.

WWF Slam of the Week is RVD vs. Undertaker closing moments on Raw.

JR has replaced Tazz for commentary.

Can you dig it sucka? Out comes Booker T. Undertaker runs out from behind and delivers right hands. Taker follows Booker T around the ring. Booker T with right hands. Taker slams Booker T's face on the steps. Taker throws Booker T into the corwd. Taker goes after him. Taker with shots to the gut. Taker with an upper cut and Booker T goes back to the mat. Taker throws Booker T into the announce table. Taker with right hands behind the table. Taker slams Booker T's face into the steps. Taker throws Booker T back in the ring.

Undertaker vs. Booker T
Booker T comes back with right hands. Taker with a big boot. Taker slams Booker T's face into the steps. Taker with right hands. Taker gets out of the ring and says they're sending a message tonight. Taker grabs a chair and throws it in the ring. Ref grabs the chair and won't let Taker use it. Taker shoves down the ref. Ref calls for the bell.
Winner by DQ: Booker T

Taker drops the chair. Booker T grabs the chair. Taker decks the ref. Taker boots Booker T. Taker chokeslams Booker T. Taker rips off the top of the announce table. Taker points to the WWF logo and says it's WWF forever.

We're shown a recap of the Weakest Link.

Regal is in his office. Ivory is in the office. Regal says shut up shut up. He says at Survivor Series, there will be a new Women's champion. It will be a six pack challenge. There will be 3 WWF women and 3 Alliance women. It will be Lita, Trish, and Jackie for the WWF. It will be Ivory, Mighty Molly, and a mystery guest for the Alliance. Ivory is excited. Regal says that they two of them have a match with Tajiri and Torrie coming up. Ivory leaves to get ready. Gregory Helms walks in and asks about the 20 man Immunity Battle Royal. He whats to know whassup...cough...What is up with that? Regal says the winner will have immunity from being fired for at least a year. Helms says that you would almost have to be a superhero. Regal says he's gotta get ready for his match. Helms says he knows just the man. He flies out of the office.

Austin and Kurt Angle are in the back. He's still a little pissed off about Monday night. Kurt says he should be. Austin says no one gives him a Rock Bottom in the ring. Austin asks why he won't look at him. They have a tag team match tonight with The Rock and Chris Jericho. Austin wants to know if he's with him tonight. Kurt says he's with him since he joined the Alliance. Austin says it's big and he might be unemployed. Kurt says he's ready. They may be out of a job. Kurt says he's ready for Survivor. Austin says he promises he's not turning. Kurt says pinky swear. Austin says the only kind of swear he knows is...he puts up two fingers...Austin walks out. During this segment, the crowd says what after everything Austin says.

Torrie Wilson is shown getting ready. Regal comes in and says he wants to wish her luck. Torrie calls him a pompous ass. Regal says that after the thrashing he gives Tajiri, he won't be just out of a job, but incapable. He says that Tajiri will be incapable of work. If Torrie wants any work, he says he can find a position for her. Regal leaves. Torrie looks disgusted.

Here comes Tajiri and Torrie Wilson.

Out comes William Regal and Ivory.

Intergender Tag Match
Tajiri and Torrie Wilson vs. Commissioner William Regal and Ivory
Regal and Tajiri go at it. Ivory chokes down Torrie. Regal throws Tajiri to the outside. Ivory with a kick. Ivory rips off her top and wrestles in her bra. Ivory with a face buster. Cover. 2 count. Hair mare by Ivory. Another hair mare. Ivory stands on Torrie's hair and pulls her hands. Ivory with a leg drop. Cover. 2 count. Torrie into the corner. Ivory runs into a boot. Torrie with a clothesline. Torrie with a body slam. Cover. 2 count. Torrie with a hand spring back elbow. Tag to Regal. Tag to Tajiri. Tajiri with a spin kick to the chest. Tajiri with a spring board back elbow. Tajiri into the corner. Tajiri with another kick. Tajiri with a tarantula. Tajiri lets go. Regal occupies the referee. Tajiri blows the green mist at Ivory. Ivory is taken out. Regal suplexes Tajiri on the top rope. Regal brings Torrie into the ring. Regal kicks Tajiri's head. Regal with a butterfly power bomb on Tajiri. Regal with a knee to the back and a chin lock. Torrie submits.
Winners: Commissioner William Regal and Ivory

Regal and Ivory leave.

We're shown a video promo of build up to the Winner Take All match at Survivor Series.

Vince is shown walking in the back. Howard Finkel requests a moment of his time. Fink says he's confident that the WWF will be successful. He says in the event the WWF is not successful, he wants to tell him something. He wants to thank him for the last 20 years because it's been a hell of a ride. He gives Vince a hug. Vince says he's known him for 20 years. Now his pants are too short, he can't button his vest, and he lost all his hair. He says that the WWF will be successful. And he wants him to keep something in mind. Never touch him again.

Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle are shown walking to the ring.

Y2J countdown. Boom. Come on. You know I gotcha. One. Break the wall down! Here comes Chris Jericho.

If ya smelllllll...what The Rock...is cookin. Enter The Rock.

Medal hits and Kurt Angle enters the arena.

Glass breaks and out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin.

The Rock and Chris Jericho vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle
Austin and Rock go right at it. Rock with right hands. Austin with a kne to the gut. Austin with right hands. Austin with chops. Austin with right hands. Rock with a swinging neck breaker. Clothesline by Rock. Rock sets up a Rock Bottom. Austin back elbows away. Austin tries a Stunner. Rock throws him into the ropes and takes him down. Rock with chops. Austin with a Lou Thesz press. Austin drops an elbow. Cover. 2 count. Austin stomps on Rock. Austin with a kick. Austin with an elbow to the head. Rock with right hands. Kurt tags in. Rock knocks down Austin. Rock brings Kurt in the ring. Kurt with a Samoan Drop. Tag to Jericho. Jericho with chops. Kurt attempts a belly to belly. Jericho back elbows out and chops him. Kurt with right hands. Kurt runs into a big boot. Jericho with a missile drop kick off the middle rope. Jericho with a knee to the face. Kurt with a knee to the gut. Tag to Austin. Kurt with right hands. Austin with chops. Austin with right hands. Austin with chops. What? Austin with right hands. Jericho with right hands. Jericho with chops. Jericho with a crossbody. 2 count. Jericho with right hands. Austin sends Jericho over the top onto the apron. Jericho with a missile drop kick. Jericho sends Austin into Rock. They take turns punching him. Jericho knocks down Austin. Cover. Kurt breaks it up. Austin comes back. Tag to Kurt. Kurt with right hands. Jericho with a kick. Jericho with chops. Jericho misses a bulldog. Kurt tries to get the Olympic Slam. Jericho tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho. Austin tries to clothesline him. Jericho jumps on the turnbuckle and drop kicks Austin. Kurt with a German suplex. Kurt with right hands. Tag to Austin. Austin with chops. Austin with right hands. Austin with a knee. Jericho with a kick. Austin with a spine buster. Cover. 2 count. Cover. 2 count. Austin chokes Jericho on the middle rope. Ref backs off Austin. Kurt chokes Jericho. Rock tries to come in while Austin and Kurt double team Jericho. Jericho with a small package. 2 count. Austin tries a Lou Thesz. Jericho catches him and locks in the Walls of Jericho. Kurt breaks it up. Kurt comes in while Austin goes out. Rock is backed into the corner. Kurt with right hands. Kurt with a clothesline. Kurt with a cover. 2 count. Kurt with a reverse chin lock. Jericho with elbow to the gut. Jericho with a roll up. 2 count. Jericho rolls Kurt over and locks the ankle lock in. Kurt rolls out of it. Kurt runs into a back elbow. Jericho tries a double axe handle off the middle rope. Belly to belly by Kurt. Tag to Austin. Austin with a kick to the gut. Austin perches Jericho on the top rope. Austin with chopes. Austin goes up to the middle rope and delivers shots to the back. Jericho shoves him off. Jericho hits Austin with a missile drop kick. Jericho with an insiguerri. Austin tries a side suplex. Jericho hits the break down. Austin backs into Rock's corner. Rock punches him. Tag to Kurt. Tag to Rock. Rock with right hands to Kurt. Rock with a flying clothesline to Kurt. Rock with a DDT to Kurt. Rock with right hands to Austin. Rock sends Kurt to the outside. Spine buster to Austin. Sharpshooter on Austin. Kurt breaks it up. Kurt with an ankle lock on Rock. Jericho climbs in the ring and breaks it up. Jericho sends Kurt to the outsid eand goes after him. Jericho slams Kurt's face on the announce table. Austin stomps down Rock and chokes him. Kurt with a belly to belly to Jericho on the outside. Kurt comes in and works on the ankle. Austin brings in a steel chair. Austin hits Rock's ankle with the chair. Austin sends the ref to the outside. Ref calls for the bell.
Winners by DQ: The Rock and Chris Jericho

Kurt and Austin try to break his ankle with the chair the Pillman way. Undertaker runs in and chokeslams Austin. Taker tries to chokeslam Kurt. Booker T runs in with a spin kick. Kurt with an Olympic Slam on Taker. Jericho comes in taking down Kurt and Booker T. Jericho bulldogs Booker T. Lionsault on Booker T. RVD runs in. RVD with a spin kick to Jericho. RVD jumps up top and hits Jericho with the Five Star Frog Splash. Kane runs in. Kane chokeslams RVD. Shane runs in and delivers a chair shot to Kane's head. Big Show runs in. Shane holds the chair to Show. Show punches the chair. Kurt give Show an Olympic Slam. Rock Bottom to Kurt. Austin stunners Rock.

Vince comes out and watches Austin smiling. Austin smiles back as the show goes off the air.

End of show

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