Show Name: Ultimate Professional Wrestling Live TV
Episode Number: #04
Date Aired: 10-27-01
Reported by: 'Hardcore' James Janovsky

*James' Last Week Highlights (Show from 10-20-01):
-Stories of the UPW Heavyweight (Samoa Joe beats Christopher Daniels), Tag Team (Evolution beats Ballard Brothers in a tournament to win the vacant UPW tag titles), and Shoot (Tom Howard beats Tony Jones in a SHOOT fight and turns the UPW Southern California Title into the UPW SHOOT title) titles.
-The Return of NOVA to TV!!!
-Triple H to be at WWF Vengeance, as shown on a commercial played for TICKETS!
-Mikey Henderson's heel turn
-Christopher Daniels loses a LOSER LEAVES TOWN title match.. Gone from UPW FOREVER!!!
-Top Ten Rankings for Single and Tag Team Titles

*UPW Live TV opener with ORIGINAL theme. The video opener features many UPW stars like Samoa Joe, Keiji Sakoda, Evolution (tag team), Rick Bassman & The Ultimate Power, Miss Delicious, Big Time with Sadyst (Tag Team/Stable), Savvy & Powerbomb, Mikey Henderson, HardKore Inc. (Tag Team/Stable), 'Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels, Native Blood (Tag Team), Smelly, Urban Outlaws (Tag Team), & Manila Thrillaz (Tag Team)...Also shown is some great action clips!!!

*After that we are greeted by our hosts Doc Marllee and the Big Schwag. In the background this week is a huge banner for UPW. Schwag looks pissed off at this. As usual Marllee milks the sponsors to begin. Then as Marllee finishes introducing Schwag. Schwag complains that the set is shitty and wants a new set. Marllee then tells us that they are getting their 'production stuff' ready and thanks the views for bearing with them. Hold on.Marllee just said.is it true.NEW FOOTAGE FOLKS.. NEW FREAKIN' FOOTAGE. Can you believe it? Current and up-to-date. All current champions. All current battles. HERE on UPW LIVE!!! To kick start tonight's action packed hour we will see, Marllee is saying this, A look at the current UPW Lightweight Champion, Blazin' Benny Chong. Then a title defense against the man known as SPANKY who is from TEXAS, gee what a great name!!!

***~~~~~~~~~~~~UPW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~~~~***

*Match 1: Blazin' Benny Chong (aka B-Boy) .vs. Devon Bullet © .vs. Prodigy (Three Way Dance for UPW Lightweight title)
~All three men are in the ring (Cut to) Prodigy ducks a double clothesline attempt and delivers a double ddt on Bullet and Chong. Then follows up with a huge double clothesline to the outside. Prodigy gets a full head of steam and does a suicide plancha onto his opponents outside. (Cut to) Prodigy capitalizing on Bullet. An irish whip and it's reversed by Bullet. Prodigy ducks a clothesline from Bullet but runs into an uppercut by Chong. (Cut to) Every one's on a corner. Bullet superplexs Prodigy as Chong powerbombs Bullet, an amazing MOVE in my view. (Cut to) Chong tries to put Prodigy in a move but Prodigy escapes. He shoves Chong into the ropes and goes for a superkick but Chong catches it. And gets Prodigy and delivers a solid Death Valley Driver. Hong with a cover.1-2-3.as Bullet is being held down by someone on the outside.
{Winner and NEW UPW Lightweight Champion: Benny Chong via pinfall} [James' Match Verdict: This match looks great but it was highlights and that just pissses me off.. It was a great match nonetheless.]

*Interview: Spanky
-This guy talks about how he is the best new up and comer to be in the UPW. This guy says Steven Regal, Shawn Michaels, Roberto Brookside, Bobby Eaton, and Tracey Smothers trained him. He has one SUPER 8 tournament down his belt. He also brags that he got a WWF developmental contract in just 5 months after training with the HEARTBREAK KID. Now he's in Southern California and his eyes are directed on Blazin' Benny Chong. Because he has that UPW Lightweight title. And when he gets Chong in the ring for the first time. That belt is coming' home to PAPA. Because I dig belts.. A little side note Man, I already hate this wrestler.

*Match 2: Benny Chong © .vs. Spanky (UPW Lightweight Championship Match)
~Spanky is introduced and then Chong. Chong starts the match off with a slap to Spanky's face. Then Spanky returns with a slap of his own. Chong then gets Spanky down and chokes him with his ankle across his throat. The ref breaks the hold. And Chong gets up with Spanky. Chong delivers a suplex into a neckbreaker/chestbreaker type move. Spanky is down on his knees as Chong gives Spanky a short dropkick to the face. Chong with a cover.1-2-kickout by Spanky. Both men get up as Chong gets Spanky tied up into the ropes and delivers hard sounding chops to the chest. Spanky tries to fight back but Chong regains control with a rake of Spanky's eyes. Irish whip on Spanky and Chong bends down but his met with Spanky's foot. Spanky goes for a clothesline but Chong catches him. And delivers a devastating T-BONE SUPLEX. Chong drags Spanky to the middle of the ring and covers.1-2- kickout by Spanky again. Lay down sleeper is applied to Spanky. The ref checks in and sees if Spanky wants to TAP. Spanky somehow gets up and breaks the hold that Chong is applying. Spanky goes into the ropes and ducks a clothesline by Chong and then both men collide with a double clothesline. The ref begins to count. Both men on their feet and exchange punches. Chong tries a clothesline again but Spanky ducks it. Chong into the ropes.backbody drop by Spanky. Chong is in the corner. Spanky full head of steam and does a chest double plant dropkick on Chong and Chong runs at Spanky. And is hit with a huge leg clothesline. Chong is in another corner. Elbow strike on Chong by Spanky. Spanky follows up with a huge tornado DDT. Spanky with a cover on Chong.1-2-kickout.Spanky goes up top and misses a split leg Frogsplash. Chong up and delivers The Incinerator (A huge chop to chest). Cover.1-2-kickout yet again. HOLY SHIZNIT.SPANKY IS THE FIRST TO KICK OUT OF THE INCINERATOR EVER. Irish whip by Chong but Spanky tries to reverse it but Chong breaks it. Chong with a kick but Spanky spins Chong around and delivers a huge german suplex with a bridge.1-2-kickout by Chong. Both men up Spanky with a SLICE BREAD NUMBER 2 (Kinda like Spike Dudley's Dudley Dog but reverse in a regular bulldog hold not a front face hold) on Chong. Spanky covers.1-2- ref's count almost goes to three. But Chong's partner, Funky Billy Kim, comes out and puts Chong's leg on the bottom rope and tells the ref. Spanky is pissed at Kim. Spanky gets Chong up and tries a slam but Chong breaks away from it and tries to give Spanky a death valley driver. But Spanky escapes and tries to give Chong an ace crusher but Chong escapes. Spanky with a clothesline but Chong ducks. Chong connects with a kick to Spanky's head. Chong struggles and gets Spanky up and hits the ONE HITTER QUITER (A Northern Lights Buster like Al Snow's Snowplow move). Cover.1-2-3.
{Winner: Benny Chong via pinfall} [James' Match verdict: This match was awesome lightweight action. I can now see why Spanky was contracted with the WWF. Very impressive. Even though I hate his interview style. A very great match all in all.]

*We go back to our UPW TV hosts. They talk about the match. Schwag talks about how impressive the lightweights they have in the locker room are great and all. They talk about what's next on tonight's UPW TV plate and it will be a tag team match with Schwag's main team the Native Blood taking on Mikey Henderson and Vinnie Masorrow. Schwag promises that after this match he will make Native Blood champions and stuff like that. Let's go see what happens folks is what Marllee says as we cut to Samoa Joe?

*Samoa Joe is walking to a UPW building wearing his UPW Heavyweight title. He is stopped at the door by UPW security. And the security guard asks that he has to see some ID. Samoa looks at the guy pissed off like. And laughs. I need ID.. and points to the UPW title around his waist. Come on man.you can't wear this thing to 7-Eleven.Come on.I am here for the UPW show, Samoa continues. I have a UPW belt and I am wrestler here. Security guard says sorry I still need to see some ID. Samoa then pretends to go look in his backpack and delivers a huge slap to the security guard. And Samoa just whales away at the security guard. Poor guy. How come in every Wrestling show the security team takes a beating? Dammit!!! Samoa throws the guard into a trash pile and says maybe you'll remember my face next time, boy! Samoa then enters the building as we cut to a scene of Mike Knox.

*We see Mike Knox getting ready by putting on his wrist tape. Savvy comes in and talks about how she got a titleshot for Knox. Knox says great and asks against who.Heavyweight title match against Samoa Joe. Savvy is one hot woman. She is overly excited for getting Knox a title match. Knox getting a titleshot is good because remember a few weeks back when Samoa turned on him in a tag match against D.o.P. It's payback time!!!

*Match 3: Native Blood .vs. Vinnie Masorrow & Mikey Henderson
~Native Blood comes out with Schwag as they are introduced first. Then Vinnie and Mikey. But argue with who should come out on front and who should be behind.basicly hogging the spotlight. Vinnie and Mikey argue in the ring, they don't seem to like each other that much. (Cut to) Mikey with a scoop and slam on Ghost Walker. Mikey tags Vinnie. Double team on Ghost Walker. Vinnie and Mikey argue. Vinnie then exchanges fists with Ghost Walker. Vinnie with a huge suplex on Ghost Walker. Vinnie poses as he gets Ghost Walker up and into his partner's corner. Vinnie with some lethal chops to the chest of Ghost Walker. Tag by Vinnie to Mikey. Ghost Walker tries to come back but Mikey stops him and delivers a few chops of his own as to say to Vinnie.Oh yeah look at this shiznit!!! Ghost Walker comes back and switches Mikey into the corner. Ghost Walker with a few chops of his own. Vinnie helps his partner but choke Ghost Walker with the top rope and punching him. Navaho Warrior tries to break it up but that leads to a double team on Ghost Walker. Tag by Mikey to Vinnie. Double team on Ghost Walker. Mikey with a drop toehold and Vinnie misses what looked like a senton bomb or a Legdrop. Mikey argues with Vinnie about the miscue. Vinnie pushes Mikey. As Vinnie punches the Navaho Warrior. Mikey with a clothesline on Vinnie. Then Ghost Walker clothesline Mikey to the outside. Finally a tag to Navaho Warrior. Huge one arm hammer smash to Vinnie's skull. Huge double chop to Vinnie's chest. Big time scoop slam on Vinnie by Navaho Warrior. Tag to Ghost Walker. Double team on Vinnie. SLOT MACHINE (A double front face suplex) on Vinnie. Ghost Walker with a cover.1-2-3.. As Mikey tries hard to make the save but can't.
{Winners: Native Blood when Ghost Walker pins Vinnie Masorrow} [James' Match Verdict: This was a great match. I was looking forward to a huge brawl with Vinnie and Mikey. It was an ok tag team match. Native Blood was impressive.]

*We go back to our hosts. As both talk about how great that match was. Schwag talks about how teamwork is what lead to Native Blood's win. Then they talk about Samoa Joe attack normal people. They talk about what's up next. Keiji Sakoda will be taking on Definition of Pain's own Al Katrazz. Schwag brasses Keiji's balls by saying this is my main guy and when Samoa falls it will be Keiji taking the UPW title no offense to the big Samoan. Schwag they tells Marllee guess who's in the CORNER again.Marllee with a who's this dumbass look on his face says We'll find out.

*Match 4: Al Katrazz .vs. Keiji Sakoda
~Katrazz is introduced first then the Japan sensation Sakoda with Schwag. Sakoda with a lock up with Katrazz. Sakoda backs Katrazz into the corner. Ref breaks it up. Then another lock up by both men. Headlock on Katrazz. (Cut to) Katrazz with a huge punch to Sakoda's face. Followed up by another. Sakoda then no sells and looks pissed. Then Sakoda and Katrazz exchange punches with each other. Sakoda ducks Katrazz attempt and hits a huge knifedge to the throat. Followed by a clothesline. Then a huge scoop slam by Sakoda. Irish whip by Sakoda reversed by Katrazz into the corner. Katrazz follows up with a chop to Sakoda's chest. Is it me or does this guy Sakoda remind me of Masato Tanaka alittle bit? Katrazz delivers some chops to Sakoda. Sakoda with some trash talking to Katrazz about the chops. Sakoda asks for more. Like a true Japanese wrestler would. Knee to the gut by Sakoda on Katrazz then followed by a running Northern Lights Bomb. Sakoda with a cover.1-2-kickout.Sakoda goes to the top as Katrazz struggles to get to his feet. Sakoda tries to do a double ax hammer but is caught in a chokehold by Katrazz. THE LOCK DOWN (Chokeslam) by Katrazz on Sakoda. Both men are down as the ref begins the count. Katrazz with a cover.1-2-roll out by Sakoda. Katrazz has Sakoda in the chokeslam position again.but wait Sakoda goes up and reverses the chokeslam into an Armbar.. Katrazz taps out.
{Winner: Keiji Sakoda via submission} [James' Match Verdict: This was a boring and very slow match. Keiji deserves to have a 5 star match with a better opponent. Keiji is impressive looks like the second coming of MASATO TANAKA. It was an ok-ok match!!!]

*We cut to Tom Howard (UPW Shoot Champion) and Rick Bassman in the ring as the Schwag Army makes its entrance.with none other then Schwag leading his troops. Schwag gets a mic and talks about how Howard is changing attitude and belts and other things. Talks about however since Howard won the title he fights rice eating freaks, looks at Keiji and says sorry I am just joking. Schwag then talks about UPW TV and champions. Then the Schwag army attacks Howard. Horshu, Howard's partner, comes in and tries to save Howard but is also attacked by the Schwag army. Sylvester The Escapee returns and helps Howard and Horshu clear the ring..

*We return to our hosts and they talk about Sakoda and Katrazz's match. Marllee tries to stir things up by saying that him and Sakoda are having bad communication problems. And what not. Then they talk about what is coming up next.back to action.Ballard Brothers, Schwag talks trash about them, taking on the team G.A.Y.

*Match 5: Ballard Brothers .vs. G.A.Y.
~Ballards are introduced first then G.A.Y.(Cut to) Double team on straightjacket into a double backbreaker on Super Cute. Beat down on Super Cute by Ballard #2.Huge forearm to the back by Ballard #2.Tag by Ballard #2 to Ballard #1.Double Russian Legsweep on Super Cute. Ballard #1 with a cover.1-2-kicout by Super Cute. Beat down by Ballard #1.Tag made by Ballard #1 to Ballard #2.Double team on Super Cute once again. Ballard #2 with a huge irish whip to the corner on Super Cute. Ballard #2 with a backbreaker stretch on Super Cute. Irish whip by Ballard #2 but Super Cute is saved from impact by his partner, Ultra Hott. And delivers a huge clothesline to Ballard #2.Ballard #2 this time blocks the clothesline attempt and delivers a DDT.Cover.1-2-kickout.Ballard #2 makes the tag to Ballard #1.Double team again. Irish whip on Super Cute and Ballard #1 bends down but is stood up by Super Cute who puts his, Ballard #1, jersey over his head and gives him a double nipple twister followed by a huge jawbreaker. Both men are down. Super Cute and Ballard #1 make the tags to their partners. Ultra Hott with a clothesline on Ballard #2.Then on Ballard #1.Then again with a clothesline on Ballard #2.And yet another one on Ballard #1.. Ultra Hott is FLAMING on fire!!!! Huge standing dropkick on Ballard #2.Huge dropkick to the corner on Ballard #1.Sandwhich running clothesline on both Ballards by Super Cute. Double Crotch Rocket (Bronco Buster) by Ultra Hott on both Ballards. Ultra Hott seems to like it. Ultra Hott hits his finisher THE ONE NIGHT STAND (a Full Nelson into a Split leg Facebuster) on Ballard #1.Cover.1-2- Ballard #2 makes the save. Ballard #2 exchanges punches with Ultra Hott. NUT SHOT by Ultra Hott after ducking a clothesline from Ballard #2.Donkey Punch to the head as Super Cute superkicks Ballard #2.Cover.1-2-Ballard #1 with the save with a dropkick to Ultra Hott. Ballard #1 takes on Ultra Hott and throws his face into the top turnbuckle pad. Huge chop followed by irish whip by Ballard #1.But it's reversed into the corner. Over the head of Ultra Hott by Ballard #1.DOUBLE MINOR (Double Reverse Russian Legsweep Facebuster) on Ultra Hott. Ballard #1 with a cover.1-2-3.
{Winners: The Ballard Brothers when Ballard #1 pins Ultra Hott} [James' Match Verdict: This was a great tag match. Now G.A.Y. is in a league with Lenny, Idol/Lodi, Goldust,XPW's Angel, and Kraq. Impressive on GAY's game they brought tonight. Great tag match.. Even though I am not a tag team match type of guy.]

*Vixxxens of UPW: Looney Lane
-Basicly talks about her wrestling career while she's in a bikini. I think I am in love. She talks about how she dreams to grace the WWF ring one day..

*We go back to our hosts and they talk about the tag match. Marllee says G.A.Y. are hunger up and comers and Schwag jokes by saying Doc, if you wanna call them up and comers that's up to you. They talk about tonight's main event match for tonight's TV show and it will be.. Mike Knox taking on Samoa Joe for the UPW title.. Let's see what happens folks..

*Match 6: Mike Knox .vs. Samoa Joe © (UPW Championship Match)
~Mike Knox and Savvy are introduced first then Samoa Joe.Samoa then gets a mic and talks about how he beat Sean O' Haire and Tommy Dreamer. And says he is the one who ran Rob Van Dam out of UPW. He tells Mike Knox that he can take his cowboy hat, his hogwhip, and his cowboy whore and get out of here.Mike Knox with a spear and fists of fury on Samoa Joe. Knox and Samoa exchange fists and chops to the chest with each other. Huge boot to the face by Samoa. A forearm smash by Knox. Irish whip into the corner followed by a huge splash by Knox on Samoa. (Cut to) Knox with a second rope elbow drop to Samoa. Elbow drop on Samoa. Fists on Samoa. Knox goes to the top. Top Rope Legdrop on Samoa.Cover.1-2-kickout.Knox tries to go for a clothesline but Samoa rolls outside. Knox poses. Samoa gets back into the ring but is caught by Knox. Knox with an irish whip on Samoa but Samoa reverses it and sends Knox flying into the corner. Huge Spinebuster on Knox. Samoa follows up with a drop toehold then follows that up with a knee drop to Knox's head.Cover.1-2-kickout by Knox. Samoa with Knox's head into the top turnbuckle pad. Samoa with some chops to Knox's head. Irish whip into the corner by Samoa on Knox.Cover.1-2-kickout.Samoa with a sit-down sleeper on Knox. Huge scissor kick to Knox. Cover againe.1-2-kickout once again by Knox. (Cut to) Knox comes back with a huge Powerbomb on Samoa. Followed by a flying clothesline. Knox gets a 2 count as Samoa kicks out. Samoa with a dragon suplex on Knox.1-2-3.After the match both men looked hurt..
{Winner: Samoa Joe via pinfall} [James' Match Verdict: This match was a totally insult to any UPW fan. I mean yeah Samoa Joe is ok. And Mike Knox is a great wrestler. But this match was too short and didn't really give a championship feeling to it. It was an ok effort but it lacked so much..]

*Doc and Schwag, we are back. They talk about the sponsor once again milking them. And then they talk about what we will see go down next week on UPW TV which is a look at Tom Howard, the Shoot fight Champion. As well as some great UPW action. And with Doc's peace sign we fade to black to end another episode of UPW TV.. Goodnight Folks!!!!!!