WWF Smackdown Results Submitted by Big Calbowski on Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 10:16 PM EST
WWF Smackdown Results 10/25/01 Omaha, Nebraska
We're shown a recap of the events involving the invasion on Raw including the title changes.
Here comes the money. Here we go. Money talks. Here comes the money. Money money money money money. Shane leads the Alliance to the ring. Shane has the mic. Last Monday night, his own mother had the audacity to come out and call him a wuss. Who does that bitch think she's talking to? He is the owner of WCW. Would a wuss along with his sister put everything on the line at the Survivor Series to find out who's superior? That one match will determine who has control. Is it the Alliance or the WWF? When the Alliance is victorious at the Survivor Series, the WWF will either be working for them or simply retire. Until Survivor Series, the Alliance will not be allowed to dismember. What happened last Monday night is inexcusable. They did not lose one, not two, not three, but four championships. Don't you understand it? Let's start with Kidman. Kidman steps forth. He lost the Cruiserweight championship to Tajiri. What was he thinking? What was he thinking? He tells him to think about this. Shane slaps him and gets the Alliance to beat on him and throw him out of the ring. He wants him out of there. That's what tough love is all about. Palumbo takes the mic. He says this isn't right. You don't treat people like this. Stephanie takes the mic and says he wouldn't be a part of the Alliance if it weren't for her brother. Since tonight is a night of action, you're fired. Palumbo tries to scream back. Stephanie screams for him to get out of the ring. Palumbo leaves. Shane takes the mic. Let's now talk about the European championship. He tells the Hurricane to step forward. He lost the European championship to Bradshaw of the APA. To quote the Hurricane, whassup with that? More importantly, whassup with this? Shane tries to slap him. Hurricane blocks him and the entire Alliance attacks him. They throw him out of the ring. Now onto the U.S. Championship. He tells Rhyno to step forward. Rhyno backs up in the corner ready to fight. Shane can't believe he lost to Kurt Angle. Shane tells everyone to back off. He says all he's got to say is that he is absolutely pathetic. He says it's pathetic that he lost. Pathetic that he lost to Kurt Angle. He disgusts him. He says as of this moment, he is indefinitely suspended and tells him to get out of his face. Rhyno doesn't turn his back and gets out of the ring. Shane says goodbye Rhyno. Stephanie takes the mic back. Now allow her to introduce the Dudley Boyz. She knows they can hear her. They step forward. Everybody knows she has no love for The Rock. The person she hates most is the WCW champion, Chris Jericho. Last Monday night, they had an opportunity to take out The Rock and Chris Jericho. But what happened? They lost. They didn't just lose the match, but they lost the WWF Tag Team Championship. Her brother only has one thing to say about that. Shane tells the Alliance to get the Dudleyz. The Alliance beats the crap of the Alliance and sends them out of the ring. The Dudleyz bring a table out. The Dudleyz try to climb back in the ring.
Glass breaks and out comes Stone cold Steve Austin. He says shut the damn music off. He wants every sorry sumbitch out of the ring. He tells Stephanie, Shane, and Regal to stay in the ring. What the hell is going on here? What do you think you're doing Steph? Shane what do you think you're doing? They got his troops fighting. He got all these guys fighting. He tells Stephanie to shut up. What? I said shut up. Going into Survivor Series, you better get off my back side. What? Going in, he doesn't need anyone in the Alliance fighting. He listens to his watch. He says the watch is saying that it's time for him to lead the Alliance to greatness. He's gone for one day and he successfully defends his title at No Mercy in a triple threat match. They go to lose four titles. What? They are gonna take back what is theirs. They're gonna start with the WCW title which belongs to Chris Jericho. He will go on record as saying that if he didn't have 12 staples in the back of his head courtesy of Vince McMahon, he would take that title back himself. He's gonna look to the Alliance and see who will face Chris Jericho. Everyone wants it. He says no and tells them to shut up. They're gonna have an Alliance battle royal right here tonight. The winner will face Jericho tonight for the WCW title. Since he can't officially make this match, he's relying on Regal's expertise and judgment to make it official. Regal says yes. Austin says it's every man for himself. Whoever wins the battle royal better beat Chris Jericho's ass. And that's the bottom line because the World Wrestling Federation champion. What? Said so. Austin leaves the ring.
Alliance Battle Royal for a shot at the WCW title Hurricane and Kidman are already out. Tazz tosses Steve Richards. D-Von tosses Tazz. No Laughing Matter on Credible. 3D on Hugh Morris. One of the Dudleyz toss Credible. Test boots Morris out. Chavo missile drop kicks Kanyon. RVD takes out Chavo. Awesome powerbombs Dreamer out of the ring through the table. RVD gets rid of Awesome. Raven tosses someone that I missed. Test tosses Kanyon. Down to Booker T, Test, RVD, Raven, and the Dudleyz. Raven tosses D-Von. Booker T tosses Bubba Ray. Test gets rid of Raven. Test gets rid of RVD. Booker T eliminates Test and wins the battle royal. Winner and Number One Contender for the WCW title: Booker T
Enter Trish Stratus.
Stand back. There's a hurricane coming through. Holy sidekicks Hurricane, it's Mighty Molly. Here comes Mighty Molly.
Trish Stratus vs. Mighty Molly Trish puts Molly's cape over her head and shoves her down. Molly gets back up and poses. Trish sends Molly out of the ring. Baseball slide drop kick by Trish. Molly gets back up on the outside. Molly delivers a shot and gets back in the ring. Clothesline by Molly. Snap suplex by Molly. Elbow drops by Molly. Snap mare by Molly. Molly with a somersault and takes Trish's head on the way. Right hand by Molly. Molly stomps Trish. Trish with a sunset flip. Molly slingshots Trish into the middle rope. Molly goes up top. Molly misses the Molly Go Round. Trish with a kick. Trish with clotheslines. Trish with a flap jack. Cover. 2 count. Trish sends Molly into the corner. Trish attempts a monkey flip. Molly pushes her off and rolls her up. Molly puts her feet on the ropes. 2 count. Molly with a face slam. Molly catches Trish with a wheel barrel. Trish turns it into a bulldog. Trish with the cover and the win. Winner: Trish Stratus
Linda is shown in the back. Vince walks in. Vince says they're coming after them with everything they got. Jericho comes in. Vince congratulates him for the WCW championship. Linda congratulates him on the WWF Tag Team titles. Vince tells him that he has no alternative, but to beat Booker T or things will never eeever be the same again. Jericho asks when has he let him down before. Vince says he has let him down before. Vince says he has to go talk to The Rock now and walks out. Jericho says to tell The Rock that the champ says hi.
Regal is shown in his office doing work. Foley walks in with his toys. Regal asks what he wants. Foley says he's got board games and everything. Foley opens the curtain and it's a wall. Christian comes in and says he can't believe Kurt Angle said he had beany little eyes. Foley says he's also the ugliest pretty boy. He wants a U.S. title shot tonight. Regal grants it to him. Christian says he's glad at least one Commissioner isn't a joke and walks out. Foley tells Regal that Christian just insulted him.
Tazz is shown in the back intimidating Nidia after costing his match with Maven last week. He says that she doesn't have what it takes to make it in the big time. Al Snow enters the scene and backs him off. He tells him all he does is bully people around. Al says that not to screw with his kids. Tazz says he'll bully him tonight in the ring and leaves.
The Rock is shown in his locker room. Vince tells him that he's got a personal favor. Vince wants him to beat RVD for the Hardcore title tonight cause he asked RVD whether he was with him or against him. RVD is against him. Rock calls him back and asks if it would mean that much to him. Vince says it does. Rock says he wipes a monkey's ass with what he thinks. Rock says he's gonna do it for himself and the people. Vince leaves.
Christian. Christian. At last you're on your own. Out comes Christian.
Medal hits and Kurt Angle enters the arena.
WCW U.S. Championship Match Kurt Angle vs. Christian Kurt with right hands. Kurt sends Christian into the corner. Kurt with chops. Christian comes back with right hands. Christian with kicks. Kurt with a fireman's carry take over. Kurt with a drop toe hold and an ankle lock. Christian gets out of the ring and pulls Kurt out. Christian with right hands. Kurt with right hands and chops. Kurt slams Christian's face on the steps. Christian gets back in the ring and Kurt goes after him. Christian pounds him with right hands. Kurt with right hands. Kurt with a back body drop. Kurt with chops. Kurt with right hands. Kurt runs into a boot. Christian to the middle rope. Kurt catches him on the way down and gives him a belly to belly. Kurt with a waistlock. Christian grabs the ref and does a back kick. Christian with his backbreaker variation. Christian steps on Kurt's throat. Kurt comes back with right hands. Christian with a power slam. Cover. 2 count. Kurt with right hands. Christian with a sleeper hold. Kurt sends Christian into the ropes and locks a sleeper hold. Christian with a jaw breaker. Christian with a drop kick and a cover. 2 count. Christian with a reverse chin lock. Kurt on one knee. Kurt with a fireman's carry take over. Christian sends Kurt shoulder first into the post. Christian with a roll up. 2 count. Kurt comes back with right hands and a kick. Kurt with a front face lock. Kurt with a right hand and chop. Kurt with clotheslines. Kurt with a tilt a whirl throw. Cover. 2 count. Kurt with a German suplex. Kurt tries a side suplex. Christian jumps down. Kurt attempts an Olympic Slam. Christian tries an Unprettier. Kurt locks in the ankle lock. Christian taps out. Winner and still WCW U.S. Champion: Kurt Angle
Austin and Debra are in Booker T's locker room. Austin says the loss makes him sick. He says to look at him. Booker T better beat Y2J. He says it's time for Booker T to become the six time WCW champion. Can you dig it? Booker T can dig it. Austin says it's time for someone to raise some hell and that man is Booker T. Austin says go get him. Booker T leaves for the ring.
Can you dig it sucka? Out comes Booker T.
Y2J countdown. Come on. You know I gotcha. Yeah. One. Break the wall down!!! Enter Chris Jericho.
WCW Championship Match Chris Jericho vs. Booker T Grapple. Side head lock by Booker T. Hammerlock by Booker T. Back elbows by Jericho. Jericho charges Booker T down. Jericho with a cross body. Cover. 2 count. Jericho with chops. Booker T with a kick. Booker T attempts a side kick and crotches himself on the top rope. Jericho jumps on the middle rope and drop kicks Booker T to the outside. Jericho goes after him. Jericho smashes Booker T's face on the announce table. Jericho sends Booker T into the barricade. Booker T drops Jericho on the barricade. Booker T throws Jericho into the post. Booker T throws Jericho back in the ring. Jericho comes back with chops. Booker T with a spin kick. Cover. 2 count. Booker T with right hands. Booker T with chops. Jericho and Booker T hit each other with flying forearms. Jericho comes back with chops. Jericho elbows Booker T down. Jericho with a shoulder block. Big hip toss by Jericho. Jericho attempts a Lionsault and lands on his feet. Booker T with a flap jack. Booker T with a spinaroonie. Booker T sets up the Book End. Jericho turns it into a Northern Lights suplex and bridges. 2 count. Jericho tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho. Jericho with a with a sling shot. Jericho with a bulldog. Jericho goes for a lionsault. Booker T puts his knees up. Booker T with an Alabama Slam. Cover. 2 count. Jericho with a school boy into a bridge and gets the victory. Winner and still WCW Champion: Chris Jericho
We're in the Commissioner's office. Foley says that Jericho wins and break the walls down. Foley imitates Jericho's opening pose. Regal is angry and says the Alliance will reign supreme at the Survivor Series. Foley is playing Twister now. He says that his buddy Al Snow will make short work of Tazz. Regal tells Foley he hates him.
Slam of the Week is Kane taking out DDP on Raw.
We get a heartbeat. We get a flatliner. Boom. Here comes Tazz.
What does everybody want? Enter Al Snow.
Al Snow vs. Tazz Tazz with forearms to the back. Tazz with slaps to the chest. Al comes back with slaps to the chest. Al with forearms to the head. Al with side kicks. Tazz catches his leg and suplexes him. Tazz sits on Al's back and delivers forearms to the side of the head. Al comes back with right hands. Tazz with a Tazzplex. Tazz with kicks. Al with a forearm to the head. Al with a drop kick. Al with a body slam. Al sits on Tazz and punches his skull. Al goes up top. Al goes for a moonsault and Tazz puts his knees up. Tazz tries to lock in the Tazzmission. Al blocks it. Al takes him over. Al with an arm on the shoulder and hits his spine buster. Cover and the win. Winner: Al Snow
Vince and Linda are in the back. Vince says it's great Al Snow pulled one out. Sgt. Slaughter walks in to deliver a message. He says Shane wants him out in the parking lot for a street fight. Vince says he's gonna take care of this once and for all. Linda doesn't want him to go. Vince says he's gonna take care of it and leaves. Linda sits down concerned.
Rewind is the one man conchairto on Christian at No Mercy.
Rock is getting ready in the back. Jericho comes in and asks if his partner is ready for his match with RVD. Rock congratulates him. He says good job for winning another big one earlier. Jericho wants to make sure Rock does his part tonight. He hopes he can take back the illustrious Hardcore title. He says like his partner, he can also become a double champion. Rock says you know what Chris? Jericho says what The Rock? The Rock says he will always do his part for the WWF. Always. He should know a thing or two about Hardcore matches. He's pretty hardcore. He's got his tough luck tape. He's got his sideburns. He knows how to win matches using chairs. Isn't that right? Champ? Rock leaves and Jericho has a smirk on his face.
Slaughter and Vince are walking outside. Vince asks to see where the tough guy is. Vince looks under a production. Come on Shane O'. Vince says he's here. He can smell it. He says he's got all night. He's not going anywhere. Come on out.
Linda is in the back pacing around. Shane and Stephanie walk in. Shane asks if she thought that he was in the back kicking the crap out of dad. It won't be tonight, it'll be Monday night. Shane asks if he's really a wuss. He grabs her arm really hard. Linda says he's hurting her. Shane asks if he's a wuss. Linda slaps him. Shane says if she knows what it's like to get slapped in the face. Shane holds her for Stephanie. Stephanie gives Linda a hard slap and they leave her on the ground. Stephanie and Shane leave. Linda is holding her face crying.
We're shown the preceeding events involving Linda, Shane, and Stephanie.
Shane and Stephanie are running out of the arena and jump in a limo. Stephanie says let's get the hell out of here. The limo takes off.
Linda is holding her face. Vince comes in and says he was looking for Shane, but he heard they were in there. Vince wants to know what happened. Linda says Shane held her and Stephanie slapped her. Vince tells Slaughter to taker her to the car. Linda says it's ok she'll stay. Slaughter escorts her out. Vince has devious look on his face.
Bombs away. Enter the Dudley Boyz accompanied by Stacy Keibler.
Enter the Hardy Boyz accompanied by Lita.
WCW Tag Team Championship Match Hardy Boyz vs. Dudley Boyz Matt and D-Von start. Head lock by Matt. Matt charges down D-Von. D-Von with a leap frog. Matt drops a fist on the head. D-Von with a knee. Tag to Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray with right hands. Matt with a back elbow. Matt with a middle rope clothesline. Tag to Jeff. Double team by the Hardyz. Double back body drop. Jeff with kicks. Jeff with a head scissor take over. Tag to Matt. Matt with right hands. D-Von pulls the top rope sending Matt to the outside. Jeff and Lita try to come in. Bubba Ray with a body slam and D-Von comes down with a head butt to the crotch. D-Von with stomps. Tag to Bubba Ray. Double flapjack by the Dudleyz. Tag to D-Von. Bubba Ray to the middle rope. D-Von tries to give Matt for a power bomb. Matt comes back and sends D-Von into the corner. Tag to Jeff. Jeff with a double clothesline off the top rope. Jeff with clotheslines. Jeff leg drops Bubba Ray between the legs. Whisper in the Wind to D-Von. Cover on D-Von. Bubba Ray breaks it up. Poetry in Motion to Bubba Ray. Matt with a floating clothesline to Bubba Ray. Jeff drop kicks Bubba Ray to the outside. Poetry in Motion to D-Von. Matt with a Twist of Fate on D-Von. Matt gets distracted by Stacy on the apron. Bubba Ray sends Matt into the ropes and Jeff gets crotched. Lita pulls Stacy down and slaps her. D-Von grabs Jeff off the top rope. Bubba Ray walks towards them. 3D to Jeff off the top rope. Cover and the Dudleyz become the WCW tag team champions. Winner and new WCW Tag Team Champions: Dudley Boyz
Enter Rob Van Dam.
If you smell...what The Rock...is cookin. Out comes The Rock.
WWF Hardcore Championship Match The Rock vs. Rob Van Dam Grapple. Headlock by The Rock. Rock with a hammerlock. RVD with a head lock. RVD with a shoulder block. Rock with an over head throw. Rock with right hands. RVD with a monkey flip. RVD with a sweep kick. RVD with Rolling Thunder. Cover. 2 count. RVD with right hands. Rock sends RVD to the outside. Rok goes after him. RVD with shots to the gut. Rock slams RVD's face into the railing. Rock takes RVD up the ramp. RVD comes back with right hands. They're up to the stage. RVD with right hands. Rock with a short arm clothesline and RVD lands on the stage. RVD with a spin kick and Rock falls on the stage. RVD with a cartwheel and a moonsault. RVD hurts his knee. Cover by RVD. 2 count. RVD with kicks to the back. Rock with a kick and slams RVD's face onto the stage. RVD rolls back down the ramp. Rock goes after him and knees him in the gut. Rock drags RVD back to the ring and slams his face into the barricade. Rock goes under the ring and pulls out a chair. RVD with a kick and he sends Rock into the time keeper's area. RVD throws a trash can and chair in the ring. RVD comes back after Rock and delivers a kick to the midsection. RVD pulls another trash can out. Rock comes back and knocks down RVD. Rock throws him back in the ring. Rock with right hands in the corner. RVD with a drop kick. RVD grabs a chair. RVD drop kicks the chair into Rock's face. Cover. 2 count. RVD with a kick to the head. RVD puts a trash can in the corner. Rock clotheslines RVD in the corner. Rock staggers around the ring. Rock grabs the trash can out of the corner. Rock goes after RVD with the trash can. RVD kicks him in the face. RVD jumps on the top turnbuckle. Rock grabs him and sends him onto the trash can. Roll up. 2 count. Rock with right hands. RVD misses an insiguerri. Rock locks in the sharp shooter. RVD tries to get to the ropes. Rock drags him back to the middle of the ring. Shane jumps out of the crowd and pulls the ref out. Shane clotheslines Rock from behind and gives Rock a DDT. RVD jumps up top and hits a Five Star Frog Splash. Heyman says no one gets as high as RVD. Shane puts the ref back in the ring. RVD with the cover. 2 count. Shane gets back in the ring. Vince comes to the ring and charges the ring. Shane jumps over the barricade. Vince goes after him and chases him through the crowd. RVD has a chair. Rock staggers to his feet. RVD misses the Van Daminator. Rock DDTs RVD on the chair. Rock rolls on RVD and hooks the leg. 2 count. Test gets in the ring. Test with a pump handle slam. Jericho runs to the ring. Jericho bulldogs Test and clotheslines him out of the ring. Booker T runs in the ring. Booker T with a spin wheel kick and Jericho goes out of the ring. Rock with right hands to Booker T and sends him out of the ring. Rock with a spine buster to RVD. Rock sets up the People's Elbow. Booker T trips The Rock on the outside. Booker T smashes him with a trash can. RVD with a small package and gets the win. Winner and still Hardcore Champion: Rob Van Dam
Booker T and Test beat on Jericho on the outside. They put Jericho in the ring. Test and Booker T beat up Rock and Jericho. Booker T and Test leave. Rock looks out at them ready for more.
End of show
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