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Submitted by Tommy Rock on Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 6:13 PM EST
Ready or not, here we go with another edition of the “20-Minute Promo.” As always, your quintessential columnist, Tommy Rock, is here to deliver wrestling insight to the masses. Take a look at the weekly rundown: ![]() Photo taken from ACW Rare Wrestling Pictures Before Charles Wright was a Supreme Fighting Machine, pimp, and right-wing lobbyist, he was the creepiest voodoo daddy in wrestling. Completely attrired in voodoo gear, from a painted white face to a chain of bones, Papa Shango’s claim to fame was his ability to cast spells on his opponents. He struck terror into little children, as they feared spells on themselves and their favorite wrestlers. Nobody would feel the devastating effects of Shango like The Ultimate Warrior. From excessive blood dripping from his face to the worst case of induced vomiting you have ever seen, the Ultimate Warrior was the Ultimate Victim of Papa Shango. The costume and gimmick are scary even today. If someone dressed up like that for Halloween and showed up at my house trick or treating, it would be a cold day in hell before I gave them any candy, unless he was casting some kind of spell where chickens would come to life out of my toilet. I hope you enjoyed this special trip down memory lane and have a very haunting Halloween! Wrestling Report Card - Archive: First appeared August 16, 2001 Edge Ring Work: Edge is in the upper echelon of technical wrestlers in the WWF today. His quickness enables him execute moves with speed and precision. Edge is capable of solid ground work with high-flying abilities; and excels at bumping and selling on the defensive side. An Indy flair to his ring work also gives him a little twist. Grade: A- Mic Skills: While not better than his tag team partner, Edge is still decent on the mic. Edge is very humorous on the mic and has mastered witty insults towards his opponents. His mechanical-like voice has not stopped him from getting himself over with the crowd on the mic. Grade: A- Entertainment: Edge entertains inside the ring almost as much as he does outside the ring. Edge's "offbeat shenanigans" with partner Christian have produced some of the most hilarious and memorable moments in recent memory. From dressing as Elvis to asking if Booker T is related to Mr. T, they have produced pure entertainment outside the ring. Inside the ring is much of the same. Edge has been part of some of top matches over the past few years, having many five star performances on PPVs. His spear off the ladder is still one of the most exciting highspots I have seen. Grade: A Draw Value: Edge and Christian are one of the hottest teams to ever appear in the WWF. They are multiple tag team champs, and have gotten over successfully as heels and faces. However, Edge has still not proven his ability to get over as a singles competitor. His teaming with Christian proved to be a career lift, as he seemed lost on his own. Another crack at singles competition should help Edge establish himself as a star, or bury his career. Grade: B Overall grade: 3.59 (A-) Columnist's list “Thought of the Week” by Tommy’s Grandmom Grandmom’s thoughts on the Hardy Boyz’s attire: “Where the hell do they buy their clothes, they look like they’ve been chewed up in the washer?” Ask Wregenie Neil asks: Would you like to see Ric Flair come back and beat Mic Foley for the commissionership? Wregenie: I would just like to see Flair come back and make Vince McMahon his personal bitch. Did anyone else notice that neither Flair nor Foley spell their first name with a “k” at the end? Turtle2hug asks: Does Die from the LOP message board secretly dress up as Jeff Hardy and dance around his room to the Hardyz theme music? Wregenie: I would say yes to everything but the Hardyz theme music bit. He has already admitted to remixing the Vanilla Ice song to “Ice Ice Hardy.” Besides that, he knows everything about Jeff down to his nail color and the place he buys his shirts. Don’t worry Die, it’s normal to try to identify with your role models. Jenny Jones Vote Last Week: The Rock- “I’d Rather Watch Test” Jeff Hardy “Gets a lot of play” Or “Probably is gay” Get your votes in now to tell us if you think Jeff plays pitcher or catcher in this baseball game of life. Beat The Columnist Results Well, well, well, it looks like we have some people that were able to rise to the occasion and Beat The Columnist. I’ll call it beginner’s luck for these winners: STING2HD BAWo716 Nigel Stanton Neil Congratulations! You’ll each receive an autographed copy of this edition of the “20-Minute Promo” (ha!). Consider yourselves lucky; I won’t let you beat me again. And to everyone else, better luck next time, you’ll need it. BattleCage The Champion is picking up steam as he heads into this week’s Cage. But the opponent gets a little tougher this time. The combatants are Champion: Shawn Michaels Consecutive Wins: 3 Vs. Challenger: Bret Hart The match people have been waiting for since 1997. There are no screwjobs in the BattleCage, only hard-fought action. Get your votes in now to crown a BattleCage Champion. That wraps up another edition of New Zealand’s favorite column, “The 20-Minute Promo.” I do not know if any New Zealanders actually read the column, but if they did, I’m sure they would like it. Besides, they can’t hate me any more than the British readers do right now. As always, I love feedback so keep the e-mail coming with your thoughts, votes, questions, and all of that other good stuff. Until next time, thanks for reading, check out the links below, and take care. Drunken Edge: A shiny place for shady people LOP Columns Forum: The future of wrestling journalism is now.
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