20-Minute Promo
    Submitted by Tommy Rock on Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 6:13 PM EST

    Ready or not, here we go with another edition of the “20-Minute Promo.” As always, your quintessential columnist, Tommy Rock, is here to deliver wrestling insight to the masses. Take a look at the weekly rundown:

    Hot Topic/Getting to Know Puro
    Halloween Special New
    Wrestling Report Card Archive
    “Thought of the Week” by Tommy’s Grandmom
    Ask Wregenie
    Jenny Jones Vote
    Beat the Columnist Results
    BattleCage


    I know that I had promised to do a “Rant” at least every other week, but I couldn’t come through this week. I’ll just leave it as this isn’t one of my better weeks, so I don’t burden you with my personal life. Besides, we’re supposed to have fun and talk wrestling, right? However, you can expect a new edition of “The Rant” and “How I Would Push…” in the upcoming weeks. This week, I have a special treat for all of my readers. Halloween is my favorite holiday and since this is the last column before that special day, I have a little Halloween treat for each of you. But before we get to that, we have to end this intro, so let’s get to the column.


    Hot Topic/Getting to Know Puro - Hayabusa: Incident and Aftermath

    The biggest story in wrestling is not the title victory of Chris Jericho or his ongoing saga with The Rock. However, Chris Jericho is affected almost as much by both scenarios. This past Monday, Hayabusa botched on a version of the Lionsault, paralyzing him from the waist down. Conflicting reports indicate either loose ropes or Hayabusa’s misjudgment on distance caused the incident. For a wrestler of his experience and expertise, I find it hard to believe in the latter. Regardless, wrestling has lost one of its best talents. Hayabusa is one of the few Puro stars that is recognizable on both coasts, gaining American acknowledgment in his ECW tag match with Jinsei Shinzaki versus Sabu and Rob Van Dam on PPV. In Japan, he was a solidified star, sharing the ring with some of the greatest to ever step into a ring. He revolutionized high-flying with his vast aerial assault, executed crisply and nearly to perfection. His name became synonymous with the daredevil style of wrestling. Unlike many of the high-flyers we have become accustomed to, he used his aerial assault to tell a bigger story, to entertain the fans by more than just providing shock value.

    This incident has more repercussions than just confining a superstar to a wheelchair. This freak in-ring accident could affect wrestling on a large scale. Take for instance our new WCW Champion Jericho. Doesn’t Jericho use the Lionsault as a part of his match? Wasn’t Jericho the victim of loose ring ropes at SummerSlam against Rhyno? Isn’t Jericho often criticized for hasty or often sloppy ring work? To think that this accident will not have an influence on Jericho’s psyche and affect his in-ring ability is to be greatly mistaken. Thoughts of Hayabusa will be on his mind every time he attempts the move, with even greater concentration on the risk of failure.

    It is of my belief that many wrestlers and officials will re-think the high-flying tactics that are present in the WWF. Jim Ross has claimed that the WWF his trying to tone down the high-flying in matches, and this event could be the catalyst for such an evolution. But with toned down ring work and a stronger emphasis on matt technician, how will superstars like Rob Van Dam and the Hardy Boyz, who have gained popularity with their high-flying arsenal, be affected? Will their popularity wane with a limited offense? While the incident is a great loss to the sport, the aftermath could have ever-lasting affects.


    Halloween Special

    Many of you probably could not wait to get to this section; people just love surprises. What is it? Is it a review of past Halloween Havocs? Is it Trish Stratus partially naked in lingerie similar to a witch’s costume? Is it the voice of The Shockmaster wishing everyone a Happy Halloween? Sorry if I got your hopes up, but it is none of the above. Instead, I’ve decided to write a little section on one of the scary scariest, creepiest, and most frightening wrestlers/gimmicks in the annals of wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Papa Shango.


    Photo taken from ACW Rare Wrestling Pictures


    Before Charles Wright was a Supreme Fighting Machine, pimp, and right-wing lobbyist, he was the creepiest voodoo daddy in wrestling.

    Completely attrired in voodoo gear, from a painted white face to a chain of bones, Papa Shango’s claim to fame was his ability to cast spells on his opponents. He struck terror into little children, as they feared spells on themselves and their favorite wrestlers. Nobody would feel the devastating effects of Shango like The Ultimate Warrior. From excessive blood dripping from his face to the worst case of induced vomiting you have ever seen, the Ultimate Warrior was the Ultimate Victim of Papa Shango.

    The costume and gimmick are scary even today. If someone dressed up like that for Halloween and showed up at my house trick or treating, it would be a cold day in hell before I gave them any candy, unless he was casting some kind of spell where chickens would come to life out of my toilet.

    I hope you enjoyed this special trip down memory lane and have a very haunting Halloween!


    Wrestling Report Card - Archive: First appeared August 16, 2001

    Edge

    Ring Work: Edge is in the upper echelon of technical wrestlers in the WWF today. His quickness enables him execute moves with speed and precision. Edge is capable of solid ground work with high-flying abilities; and excels at bumping and selling on the defensive side. An Indy flair to his ring work also gives him a little twist.
    Grade: A-

    Mic Skills: While not better than his tag team partner, Edge is still decent on the mic. Edge is very humorous on the mic and has mastered witty insults towards his opponents. His mechanical-like voice has not stopped him from getting himself over with the crowd on the mic.
    Grade: A-

    Entertainment: Edge entertains inside the ring almost as much as he does outside the ring. Edge's "offbeat shenanigans" with partner Christian have produced some of the most hilarious and memorable moments in recent memory. From dressing as Elvis to asking if Booker T is related to Mr. T, they have produced pure entertainment outside the ring. Inside the ring is much of the same. Edge has been part of some of top matches over the past few years, having many five star performances on PPVs. His spear off the ladder is still one of the most exciting highspots I have seen.
    Grade: A

    Draw Value: Edge and Christian are one of the hottest teams to ever appear in the WWF. They are multiple tag team champs, and have gotten over successfully as heels and faces. However, Edge has still not proven his ability to get over as a singles competitor. His teaming with Christian proved to be a career lift, as he seemed lost on his own. Another crack at singles competition should help Edge establish himself as a star, or bury his career.
    Grade: B

    Overall grade: 3.59 (A-) Columnist's list


    “Thought of the Week” by Tommy’s Grandmom

    Grandmom’s thoughts on the Hardy Boyz’s attire:

    “Where the hell do they buy their clothes, they look like they’ve been chewed up in the washer?”


    Ask Wregenie

    Neil asks: Would you like to see Ric Flair come back and beat Mic Foley for the commissionership?
    Wregenie: I would just like to see Flair come back and make Vince McMahon his personal bitch. Did anyone else notice that neither Flair nor Foley spell their first name with a “k” at the end?

    Turtle2hug asks: Does Die from the LOP message board secretly dress up as Jeff Hardy and dance around his room to the Hardyz theme music?
    Wregenie: I would say yes to everything but the Hardyz theme music bit. He has already admitted to remixing the Vanilla Ice song to “Ice Ice Hardy.” Besides that, he knows everything about Jeff down to his nail color and the place he buys his shirts. Don’t worry Die, it’s normal to try to identify with your role models.


    Jenny Jones Vote

    Last Week: The Rock- “I’d Rather Watch Test”

    Jeff Hardy
    “Gets a lot of play” Or “Probably is gay”

    Get your votes in now to tell us if you think Jeff plays pitcher or catcher in this baseball game of life.


    Beat The Columnist Results
    Well, well, well, it looks like we have some people that were able to rise to the occasion and Beat The Columnist. I’ll call it beginner’s luck for these winners:

    STING2HD
    BAWo716
    Nigel Stanton
    Neil


    Congratulations! You’ll each receive an autographed copy of this edition of the “20-Minute Promo” (ha!). Consider yourselves lucky; I won’t let you beat me again. And to everyone else, better luck next time, you’ll need it.


    BattleCage

    The Champion is picking up steam as he heads into this week’s Cage. But the opponent gets a little tougher this time. The combatants are

    Champion: Shawn Michaels Consecutive Wins: 3
    Vs.
    Challenger: Bret Hart

    The match people have been waiting for since 1997. There are no screwjobs in the BattleCage, only hard-fought action. Get your votes in now to crown a BattleCage Champion.

    That wraps up another edition of New Zealand’s favorite column, “The 20-Minute Promo.” I do not know if any New Zealanders actually read the column, but if they did, I’m sure they would like it. Besides, they can’t hate me any more than the British readers do right now. As always, I love feedback so keep the e-mail coming with your thoughts, votes, questions, and all of that other good stuff. Until next time, thanks for reading, check out the links below, and take care.

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