*UPW Live TV opener with ORIGINAL theme. The video opener features many UPW stars like Samoa Joe, Keiji Sakoda, Evolution (tag team), Rick Bassman & The Ultimate Power, Miss Delicious, Big Time with Sadyst (Tag Team/Stable), Savvy & Powerbomb, Mikey Henderson, HardKore Inc.(Tag Team/Stable), 'Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels, Native Blood (Tag Team), Smelly, Urban Outlaws (Tag Team), & Manila Thrillaz (Tag Team)...Also shown is some great action clips!!!
*After that, we are greeted to the 3rd episode of UPW Live TV by our UPW hosts Big Schwag and Doc Marllee, after the show has been MIA for a few weeks. Marllee first begins to milk the sponsor a bit as Schwag does a cash sign with his fingers.Marllee talks about how last time on UPW TV, Big Schwag walked out pissed off.Schwag gets defensive and says he appologies to all the UPW fans who watch UPW on KDOC-TV.But he tells the reasons for storming off.First week, they had fake palm trees around him.Then the second week he says he was engulfed in flames looking like a heavy metal superstar, that's bad production value.And now they have him in some "Satelite Station" called Heavy Rotation.Everyone knows it just a damn record store.Then Schwag holds up a framed picture of Ric Flair.Then says I called Ric Flair and he told me "Schwag, Owww, Don't give up.You're the best looking man on tv today".So, Schwag says he's gonna stick with it and do what he does best and what not.So, he tells Marllee to tell the fans what's on tonights show.Marllee says that tonight's show is basicly a showing of recent events that have happened in UPW and that it will get us up-to-date on the UPW titles situations.Up first is the UPW Heavyweight Championship….Let's go to the ring and see what happens…..
****~~~~~~UPW Heavyweight Title~~~~~~~****
*We are taken to a match in progress as Mr.Right faces some other UPW wrestler.Samoa Joe comes out of nowhere.What the hell is wrong with this Samoan Fat Ass? He attacks both men and then gets a mic.Samoa begins to talk about how he is the best in UPW and how Christopher Daniels is a loser and whimp….We then cut to a new event as Samoa Joe is in the ring with a mic and sporting a new hairdo color.He then rants on about how he is being ducked left and right by Christopher Daniels ever since day one and how Daniels has ressigned with WCW.This then makes Chrispother Daniels come out and respond to Samoa.Daniels comes out and talks about how Samoa did punk him out and did everything but ask for a match.So, Daniels insults Samoa alittle then says he's got the match under one condition.And that is the winner will leave with the UPW title.And the Loser will just leave UPW……
*Interview/Promo: The Nurse interviews Christopher Daniels Daniels basicly talks about how his match with Samoa Joe will be a war of bibical proportions.And that he will not be leaving UPW anytime soon.He says that Samoa better ask himself…Was it worth it?…
*Interview/Promo: Samoa Joe the new UPW Heavyweight Champion Samoa Joe talks about how he ran out his friend, Daniels.He said that he has beaten Sean O' Haire and Tommy Dreamer.He talks about even running out RVD out of the UPW, too.He says he will defend this title 24/7 again anyone in the world.And he says I am the damn UPW Champion and there is nothing anyone can do about that!!!
*Back to our wonderful UPW hosts. Both begin to talk about Samoa Joe winning the UPW title.Schwag talks about how dumb Daniels was for signing the match as a Loser Leaves Town Mathc.And Marllee questions Samoa Joe and Mikey Henderson's relationship.But anway that's another story, says Marllee.Next we will see how the UPW Shoot Title came to be….Let's go to the ring…..
****~~~~~~UPW Shoot Title~~~~~~~****
*Match 2: Team No. Cal. (Tony Jones, Donavan Morgan, & Mike Modest w/ Rolin Alexander) .vs. Team So. Cal. (Smooth Billy D, Mike Knox, & Frankie Kazarian) [Six Man Tag Match UPW Southern California Title on the Line] ~ Team No. Cal is introduced first.Rolin Alexander says that his men and federation are better then any other federation and that tonight one of his APW men will be taking UPW gold…..Team So. Cal. Is then introduced.(Cut to) Mike Knox with a scoop slam on Jones.Followed by a clothesline over the top rope to the outside on Jones.(Cut to) Jones and Modest double teaming Billy D as they crush his manhood on the turnbuckle pole.(Cut to) Morgan goes for a top rope swinging DDT on Billy D.But Billy D pushes Moragn away.Morgan tries a clothesline.Billy ducks.Morgan runs at Billy and big standing short powerbomb on Morgan.(Cut to) Billy tags in Frankie.Frankie with a flying forearm smash to Jones.Frankie ducks a clothesline from Modest and hits Modest with a standing sidekick. (Cut to) Frankie tries to do a lionsault but when he goes to the ropes and Morgan wraps a metal chair around Frankie's head.Frankie is down as Jones gets up and puts Frankie in the Holy Shoot (A modified camel clutch).Frankie can't respond and the ref calls for the bell. {Your Winner: Tony Jones via Holy Shoot submission} [James' Match verdict: Good action match. But I am pissed it was just highlites.]
*We are now in the ring with Rick Bassman and Tom Howard.Bassman talks about Howard winning the title and that the title is gonna be for hard fight style only and now it's rechristianed the Shoot Championship Match…Then Howard then talks about how he is issuing a challenge to anyone in the world.And to anyone who thinks they can kick his ass just bring it….
*Commercial: The WWF did an ad for WWF Vengeance for December 9th, 2001.Tickets go on sale October 27th, 2001.In the commercial it was obivous that Triple H was coming back…..UPW will be doing a TV taping this Tuesday Night the 23rd of October at Hollywood, CA in the El Rey Theater.You can get tickets at www.theelrey.com or calling 1-323-936-4790!!!
*We are back with our hosts as they plug an event that happens on October 23rd.They they tell us now we will know the tag team championship situation.Marllee says Well folks all I have to say is that it's Schwag's fault….
****~~~~~~UPW Tag Team Titles~~~~~~~****
*We then go to ringside.Where the Big Schwag and his army are standing.Schwag talks about the Ballards being losers.Because they didn't beat the non-UPW talent, the Hardy Boyz.Schwag tells them Bassman will deal with them.This leads to Bassman coming out and basicly telling Schwag the tag team situation is his to handle.So saying that Schwag fires Ballard Bros. and strips them of the UPW Tag Team Titles.Then Schwag says there will be a tag team title Tournament for the vacant titles.And tells the Ballards like they say on the Indian Reversation….Uckcahai Mofos.After saying that the Schwag Army attacks both Ballards.
{]~Note: I don't wanna write out the highlites.But I will for the final round.Sorry~[} *Main Event: Tag Team Championship Tournament *Round 1* ~Heroes of HardKore (Hardkore Kidd & Nova) defeated Ultimate Army **Round 2** ~Ballard Bros. defeated D.o.P ~Heroes of HardKore defeated Los Cubanitos….Kidd dumps Nova as a tag partner and tells him that he will find his partner and Nova will find a partner and we will see who will go on in this tournament ***Semi-Final Round*** ~Ballard Bros. defeated Ultimate Army 2 ~Evolution (Frankie Kazarian & Nova) defeated HardKore Inc. ****Final Round**** Evolution w/ Looney Lane .vs. The Ballard Bros. w/ Cheerleader Melissa ~Ballards are introduced and then Evolution.(Cut to) Nova chops the hell out of Ballard #2.Double team drop kick to Ballard #2.(Cut to) Ballard #1 pummels Frankie in the corner.(Cut to) Double team senton bombs on Ballard #1. Double team hold and clothesline combo on Ballard #2.(Cut to) Springboard Legdrop on Nova by Ballard #1.(Cut to) Ballards do a camel clutch/Boston Crab on Nova.Double Minor (Double Novacaine type move) on Nova.Cover.1-2-Frankie stops the count with a top rope legdrop.(Cut to) Nova and Frankie with the Future Splash (A double underhook Ace Crusher/Sitdown Powerbomb) on Ballard #1.(Cut to) Looney Lane catfighting with Melissa in the middle of the ring.(Cut to) Double team Tornado DDT on Ballard #2.Frankie with the cover….1-2-3. {Winners and New Tag Team Champions: Evolution via Frankie pinning Ballard #2.} [James' Match Verdict: Great Match.Nova is buff.He is doing a great job.Finally some gold that was well deserved.Same with Frankie.I think I am in love with Looney Lane.Grrr…]
*UPW Official Rankings ~Tag Team Rankings Current Tag Team Champions: Evolution 10. G.A.Y. 5. Native Blood 9. Lost Boyz 4. Urban Cowboys 8. Spanky & Prodigy 3. Los Cubanitos 7. Manilla Thrillaz 2. HardKore Inc. 6. Ultimate Power 1. Ballard Bros.
~Single Rankings Current UPW Heavyweight Champion: Samoa Joe Current UPW Lightweight Champion: Blazin' Benny Chong Current UPW Shoot Champion: Tom Howard 10. Prodigy 5. Tony Jones 9. Predator 4. Spanky 8. Al Katrazz 3. Mike Knox 7. Smelly 2. Mikey Henderson 6. Horshu 1. Keiji Sakoda
*We then go back to our UPW hosts and they basicly say good-bye and hope we'll be watching next week….Thanx and goodnight!!!