Twenty-three internet-wrestling fans protested outside the Stanford,
Connecticut headquarters of the World Wrestling Federation calling for the
resignation of Stephan McMahon from the WWF creative team. Stephan, 26, is
the daughter of WWF chairman, Vince McMahon, and WWF CEO, Linda McMahon.

"Although we have absolutely no concrete proof that Stephan McMahon is even
in fact a member of the WWF creative team, we are certain that she fully
responsible for every single sick, disturbing and lackluster storyline the
WWF has produced over the past eight to ten months." Stated Derek Ray, aka
"Mr. Booty Daddy" the coordinator of the protest. "Her actions have taken the
pristine reputation of the WWF and dragged it threw the mud".

The protestors proudly displayed their posters and banners which in some
cases depicted McMahon, a Boston University graduate, with an oversized chest
and oversized head, alluding that see has an ego.

"Despite the fact she owns a significant amount of WWF stock and is the heir
apparent to the WWF Empire, I do not understand why she has a significant
role in the WWF". Uttered Tony Culler, a freshman at St. Mary's regional high
school.

When asked, who should replace McMahon if she is indeed a member of the
creative them, the protestors began to argue amongst themselves. "They (the
WWF) should bring back Vince Russo", suggested Carl Dorsal, assistant manger
of Fun-Zone, "Russo's style of booking total kicked ass. Then again he was
the one behind the whole Mae Young/Mark Henry love parade, and for crying
out-loud he was going to make Tank Abbott the WCW champion at one time."

Eugene Walker, 16, and Mark Carson, 18, got into a heated argument over who
is more of a genius Vince McMahon or Eric Bischoff. The altercation ended
when Carson admitted his continuous bashing of the former WCW regime was
fuelled by his heterosexual obsession with Vince McMahon. "Vince is the
master of character development", stated Carson, "Take Faroqque for example.
First he was a neo-Roman warrior from the future who had Sunny as a manager.
He then moved unto leading a brutal and racists gang before he was summoned
to obey the commands of The Undertaker. Now Farroqque spends his days
consuming alcohol and playing cards while he's not busy organizing contracted
hits on his fellow wrestlers. Come to think of it, Vince is one sick
bastard."

After an hour of protesting and two hours of distention between the group
members, the rally can to an end in dramatic fashion. The twenty-three
protestors were divided into 5 groups.

Those who felt Stephanie is a better booker then Russo.

Those who felt Stephanie is a better booker then Bischoff.

Those who felt Stephanie is a better booker then her father Vince McMahon.

Those who think Stephanie is doing a good job as a booker, and lastly those
who have better things to do then argue over something so fucking pointless!

Jason Sirna, "The Governor"
MrGovernor00@hotmail.com
AIM: NONSanctioned