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Submitted by Jaymz on Saturday, September 29, 2001 at 10:15 PM EST
 Stand back! There’s a Dead Bodies Everywhere coming through! I’m short on time today, so let’s get straight to it! I know it’s been almost a week all ready, but I have to comment on Unforgiven. I go to a local grille with friends to watch the PPV’s, so I don’t pay the $30 PPV charge. Thank god I didn’t this time either. It had some good spots, but for every good spot came two slow spots. Thanks to technical difficulties, I missed the Edge vs. Christiaaaan match, but I did get to see the always awesome RVD vs. Y2J match. I’ll admit, I’ve only seen one match of RVD’s outside of the WWF, but already I’m hooked on the Whole F’n Show. The Whole Damn Show just sounds too lame. I saw the whole Austin situation, when he had his hand under the rope, and told my cousin that they would make up something on Raw to strip Angle of the title. At least I was wrong on one front. How horrible would it have been to see Austin with the title once again? He doesn’t do anything besides tape funny locker room scenes, what? I said he doesn’t do anything besides tape funny locker room scenes. Pointless. Ok, so now that Tough Enough is over and done with for now, I suppose Al Snow is once again out of luck. Wasted talent. Of course, wasted talent is no new thing to the WWF. What happened to that one guy? I think he’s the lead singer for Nickelback now. Oh, I think his name is Jerry Lynn. If he’s on Jakked or whatever, I wouldn’t know since my area doesn’t get those other shows. He has great potential, but we couldn’t possibly push anyone other then the top 5, right? That’s one thing I didn’t like about Tough Enough. I’ll be perfectly honest, I didn’t watch one single episode. In my area Smackdown comes on during Tough Enough, so it created a conflict. I figured it would probably be a waste of time. I just hope the two winners don’t come right in and get immediate pushes. They don’t deserve them. What? I didn’t say that….tell me I didn’t just say that. You damn right I said it. Let me reiterate so we’re clear: They don’t deserve an immediate push. What have they done for the business that Al Snow hasn’t? Sure, they survived a pool of thousands of applicants, and 13 of their peers, but does that warrant the right to have Kai En Tai put them over like nothing? Fuck no. I don’t know how these two winners are, since I didn’t watch the show, but I don’t think that they should be able to just come right in thinking that their shit doesn’t stink. That’s the Undertaker’s role. This is probably an appeal to ignorance, but ship their asses on to OVW. It’s an appeal to ignorance because I don’t know if that is the plan already established for them. If that actually is the plan, then excuse my fallacy. I just don’t want them coming in and defeating Molly Holly, Big Show, or somebody that’s more talented than them. I’m not saying that Big Show has talent, because he doesn’t. Although he is more agile than the Undertaker. I’m not jumping on the Bash The Undertaker band wagon, I’m just tossing a few stones. Wait, that’s probably the same thing, isn’t it? I miss the old school black and purple Undertaker. I’ve got this 10ft X 10ft cloth of the Undertaker pinned to the ceiling above my bed. It’s been there since 1992. How times change, I’m ashamed to have that anymore. It’s never ever moved since my dad pinned it there, but it may be time. That match up with him, Kane and Kronik was the epitome of "now’s the time to take a shit". It kind of reminded me of the old WCW matches, all that was missing was two absolutely boring commentators. Isn’t it funny how now that Kat is gone from Jerry’s life, he wants back in the WWF? Not only that, but his druggie son wants back too. I guess Lawler isn’t anything without the WWF, now is he? Chyna should take note. I just laugh at the fact that Lawler is basically blaming the Kat for his departure from the WWF. I see where he’s coming from, but he’s the one who walked out. She didn’t drag him by the crotch, did she? Maybe she did. Speaking of the Kat, has anyone seen that picture of her and her new boyfriend? I’ve got it, and it’s pretty funny if you ask me, but it’s gotta suck big time for Lawler. Well, that’s going to have to do it for this week. It's time to watch "Chinese Super Ninja", a great Kung Fu flick! Any questions and/or comments are always welcomed. I’ll see you again next week, as always, thanks for reading. Koltershock: Kill Osama Bin Laden, an interview with Britney Spears, and extreme videos! An eye-opening experience for all over 18. Jaymz  
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