WWF Smackdown Results 9/27/01
Dayton, Ohio


We're shown a limo in the back parking lot.

Boom. Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin. Here comes Kane and Undertaker.

Test, test this is a test. Here comes Test.

Can you dig it sucka? Enter Booker T accompanied by Shane McMahon.

WCW Tag Team Championship Match
Undertaker and Kane vs. Booker T and Test
Taker and Test start. Lockup. Side headlock by Taker. Taker with a tackle. Taker ducks a clothesline. Taker with kicks and right hand shots. Taker with a suplex. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Kane. Kane with a kick. Kane with right hands. Test with a kick. Test ducks a clothesline. Sidewalk slam by Test. Cover. 2 count. Test with right hands. Tag to Booker T. Double team. Booker T with kicks. Booker T with right hands. Kane catches Booker T with a bodyslam. Kane with a leg drop. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Taker. Taker with a kick. Taker winds up Booker T. Booker T backs Taker back into the corner. Tag to Test. Double team on Taker. Test with right hands. Booker T with a kick. Taker runs into a double elbow. Taker with a right hand. Test into the corner. Taker runs into an elbow. Taker with an arm bar. Taker winds up Test. Taker drags Test to the corner. Taker goes up top and walks the tight rope. Taker with a forearm across the back. Taker grabs Booker T and Shane by the throat trying to come in. Low blow by Test. Test throws Taker to the outside. Booker T and Shane double team Taker. They slam Taker's face on the steps. Booker T with a right hand and throws Taker back in the ring. Test clotheslines Taker in the corner. Test with a suplex. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Booker T. Booker T with a right hand. Booker T with a side kick. Booker T to the ropes. Booker T with a knee drop. Booker T looks at his hand. Tag to Test. Test with a right hand. Test with forearms across the back. Taker comes back with a right hand. Taker comes back with more right hands. Taker ducks a clothesline. Taker with a flying clothesline. Cover. Booker T breaks it up. Test with a swinging neckbreaker. Cover. 2 count. Test with a reverse chin lock. Taker with an uppercut. Test into the corner chest first. Taker with a side suplex. Taker to his feet. Test and Taker exchange right hands. Taker comes back with right hands. Test with a knee to the gut. Test and Taker clothesline each other. Both men up. Taker and Test boot each other. Tag to Kane. Kane knocks Booker T off the apron. Kane with right hands to Test. Knae clotheslines Test in the corner. Kane knocks down Booker T again. Sidewalk slam on Test. Big boot to Booker T. Chokeslam to Test. Cover. Shane pulls out the referee. Booker T breaks up the cover. Taker knocks down Shane. Booker T with a scissor kick. Booker T goes after Taker. Booker T brings Taker back in the ring. Booker T with a cover. 2 count. Kane and Test battle to the outside. Taker throws Booker T into the ref. Both Taker and Booker T are down. Shane slides a chair to Booker T. Booker T misses a chair shot. Taker grabs Booker T's throat. Chokeslam to Booker T. Taker signals the last ride. Shane smashes Taker in the back with the chair. Taker kicks Shane. Taker with the Last Ride to Shane. Booker T smashes Taker with the chair. Booker T with a cover and the win.
Winners and new WCW tag team champions: Booker T and Test

We're shown a recap of the closing moments of the preceeding match.

During the break. The limo in the parking lot belonged to Shane McMahon. Test and Booker T celebrate in the back. Booker T, Test, Shane, and Nick Patrick got in the limo and drove off.

We're shown a recap of Kurt Angle winning the WWF title at Unforgiven.

We're shown a recap of Shane telling Earl Hebner he screwed Austin out of the WWF title at Unforgiven on Raw.

Lillian Garcia is in Regal's office interviewing him. Regal says since Shane's using his power to screw Undertaker and Kane he's gonna exercise his power. Tonight the Dudley Boyz will defend against Kurt Angle and The Rock.

Hardcore Smack of the Night is Rhyno defeating Jeff Hardy on Raw.

RVD and Rhyno are talking in the locker room. Rhyno says he heard Austin will be there tonight. Kanyon comes in and says that he heard Austin destroyed his hotel room after Unforgiven. Kanyon tells Rhyno that their match with the Hardy Boyz is next. Rhyno leaves. Kanyon tells thanks RVD for being there for him on Monday night. RVD says that he's pretty cool like that. Kanyon said Lita had her hands all over him cause Who Betta Than Kanyon. Kanyon leaves.

We're shown the parking lot again.

Enter the Hardy Boyz accompanied by Lita.

Here comes Rhyno.

Who betta than Kanyon? Kanyon spins his way out. We're shown a recap of the closing moments of Matt Hardy vs. Kanyon on Raw.

Hardy Boyz vs. Rhyno and Kanyon
Matt and Kanyon start in. Kanyon taunts Lita. Matt with forearms across the back. Matt with right hands. Matt with a clothesline. Matt drops an elbow. Matt with a kick. Kanyon hangs on the ropes. Kanyon slides out and hits on Lita. Matt goes after Kanyon. Kanyon throws Matt's forehead into the post. Kanyon throws Matt's back into the barricade. Kanyon throws Matt back in the ring. Tag to Rhyno. Rhyno with right hands. Matt comes back with right hands. Rhyno with a spinebuster. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Kanyon. Kanyon with right hands. Kanyon with shoulderblocks in the corner. Matt into the corner. Kanyon runs into a mule kick. Kanyon runs into another boot. Kanyon with a northern lights suplex. 2 count. Kanyon tries to leg drop Matt from the apron. Tag to Rhyno. Tag to Jeff. Jeff knocks down Rhyno. Knockdown on Kanyon. Jeff leg drops Rhyno between the legs. Jaw breaker on Kanyon. Poetry in Motion to Rhyno. Matt knocks down Kanyon. Ref is occupied with Matt. Jeff with a Swanton on Rhyno. Kanyon breaks up the cover. Kanyon with an Alabama Slamma variation on Jeff. Kanyon knocks Matt out of the ring. Rhyno with the cover. 2 count. Rhyno with a tag to Kanyon. Kanyon grabs Jeff's foot. Jeff with a reverse insiguerri. Tag to Matt. Matt with a clothesline off the top to Kanyon. Matt with a floating clothesline. Kanyon with a swinging neckbreaker. Rhyno misses a Gore on Matt. Rhyno to the outside. Jeff Swantons to the outside. Matt stops short of running into Lita. Kanyon stops short of hitting Lita. Matt gets a back elbow from Kanyon. Kanyon grabs Lita's head. Lita drops his neck across the top rope. Matt hits the Twist of Fate for the cover and victory.
Winners: Hardy Boyz

Regal is in his office drinking tea. He says it's a bloody hell of a night. X-Pac enters Regal's office. X-Pac says he wants a rematch because he wasn't ready. Regal says that he has a match, but he'll enjoy it in the confines of his office. It's a match with Big Show and it's next. X-Pac says he's the cruiserweight and light heavyweight champion. Big Show would have to lose about 300 pounds to fight him. Regal tells him to get ready. X-Pac shoves everything off of Regal's desk and leaves. Regal says temper temper.

A white limo arrives in the parking lot. Christian gets out of the limo. He says the joy of Christian. Christian!!!! A little kid comes up to Christian and asks for his autograph. Christian says no and walks off.

Weeeellll. Well it's the Big Show. Here comes the Big Show.

Yo you dealin with the X-Factor. X-Pac enters with Albert.

Big Show vs. X-Pac
Albert gets on the apron. Show goes after him. X-Pac tries to take him down from behind. X-Pac with shots not phasing Show. Show with a slap to the chest. Show with more slaps in the corner and tosses X-Pac across the ring. Show with a knee to the gut of X-Pac. Show clotheslines X-Pac in the corner. Show gorilla presses X-Pac and throws him on Albert on the outside. Show throws X-Pac back in the ring over the top rope. Albert attacks Show. Albert shoves Show into the post. Albert throws Show back in. X-Pac with a cover. 2 count. Show kicks out and knocks him down. Show shoves down X-Pac. X-Pac with a drop kick. X-Pac with another drop kick. X-Pac goes for the Bronco Buster. Show catches him by the throat. Albert gets on the apron. Show knocks down Albert. Show chokeslams X-Pac and covers him for the victory.
Winner: Big Show

Albert with a bicycle kick to Big Show. Spike Dudley runs in and gives a Dudley Dog to Albert. X-Pac knocks down Spike with a title belt. X-Factor leaves as Big Show tries to help Spike to his feet.

RVD is in his dressing room stretching. Stephanie walks in and says that her philosophy is that once is not enough. RVD says he's heard a lot about that about her. Stephanie says that she booked a rematch for RVD to defend the Hardcore title against Jericho again and just like at Unforgiven, she'll be at his side. RVD says that after what happened on Monday night, he doesn't want her to do him any more favors. RVD walks out. Stephanie says that she happens to be very good at doing favors.

The Rock is in his dressing room. Kurt Angle walks in. Rock asks what's up. Kurt says that they are teaming up tonight. Kurt says whoever thought that the WWF champion and WCW champion would be teaming up together in the same ring for the WWF tag team titles. The Rock says yeah and congratulates Kurt again. Kurt says that after they beat the Dudleyz they should go out and celebrate with something that The Rock loves. They'll go out for strudel. The Rock says he has to clear something up. He likes pie. He has the people's strudel. He names different types of pie. Kurt says that milk goes great with pastry. He doesn't like little cartons, but loves big jugs and motions that he holds out a pair of breasts. Rock is smiling and tells him to go get those jugs. Kurt says he'll get the first pair of jugs he sees and walks out.

My Time hits and Stephanie enters the arena. She sits down to do commentary.

Enter Rob Van Dam.

Y2J countdown...Boom. Come on. You know I gotcha. Yeah. One. Break the wall down!!!!! Here comes Chris Jericho.

WWF Hardcore Championship Match
Chris Jericho vs. Rob Van Dam
Grapple. Side headlock by Jericho. Jericho with a tackle. Leap frog by RVD. RVD rolsl back. RVD with an arm drag. Jericho with an arm drag. Jericho and RVD stand up looking at each other. Jericho with a clothesline. Jericho with a stomp. Jericho with a chop. Jericho with a knee. RVD with a waistlock. Jericho with a waistlock and hits a German suplex. Cover. 2 count. Jericho kicks RVD. RVD with a superkick. RVD with kicks to the head. RVD with right forearms. Jericho runs into a boot from RVD. RVD jumps up to the top rope. Jericho pushes him off to the outside. Jericho goes outside and gets a ladder from under the ring. Jericho rams the ladder into RVD's face. Jericho grabs a chair and puts it in the ring. Jericho kicks RVD on the ground. Jericho throws RVD back in the ring. Jericho with a knee to the face. Jericho suplexes RVD onto the ladder. Jericho with a cover. 2 count. Jericho with a stomp to the back. Jericho puts the ladder on the top turnbuckle. Jericho with a chop. RVD reverses Jericho. Jericho gets sent face first into the ladder. RVD puts the ladder on Jericho. Rolling Thunder by RVD on the ladder. RVD with the cover. 2 count. RVD brings the chair in the ring. RVD with a kick to the face. RVD grabs the chair. RVD rolls and sets the chair in the middle of the ring. RVD monkey flips Jericho into the chair. RVD with a spinning leg drop. Cover. 2 count. RVD jumps up top. Jericho crotches RVD on the top. Jericho goes up top. RVD knocks him down. RVD jumps off the top and Jericho catches him. Jericho with the Walls of Jericho. Stephanie gets in the ring and tries to smash Jericho with the chair. Jericho locks the Walls of Jericho on Stephanie. RVD with a superkick. Cover. 2 count. RVD sets up a chair in the ring. RVD jumps on the chair trying to hit Jericho but runs into the ref who's occupied with Stephanie. Jericho with a bulldog onto a chair set up in the middle of the ring. Jericho with a lionsault. Cover. Referee is out. Jericho tries to revive the referee. Jericho with a drop toe hold and RVD drops onto Stephanie. Jericho tries a flying forearm. RVD ducks and Jericho nails Stephanie who falls to the outside. RVD throws a chair and Jericho catches it. RVD with the Van Daminator. RVD with the cover and retains the Hardcore title.
Winner and still Hardcore Champion: Rob Van Dam

Tommy Dreamer, Paul Heyman, Chuck Palumbo, Hugh Morris, and Mike Awesome attend to Stephanie and carry her out.

Alliance stars are trying to help Stephanie. Stephanie says she needs ice on her back and on her chest. Stephanie tells the doctor to leave. She tells Mike Awesome to get some water. Awesome gets her water. She wants a glass. She wants a specialist. Everyone goes to get something for her.

DDP is shown smiling. DDP says everyone's wondering how they're gonna be able to like them. He's gonna get in their head. They'll find out how DDP never had a bad day. He likes himself because he does the best he can in the ring. He likes him. He'll help the people like him and they'll like themselves to.

Christian is shown in his locker room talking to the security guard from Raw. He says he's gotta cover him because he can't even let kids get to him. Edge is shown walking in on his tv. Edge stops to talk with Brooklyn Brawler. Brawler asks if he's here to wrestle tonight. Edge says he's not. Brawler asks if he's there to see the trainer. Edge says he's looking for his brother. He's the guy that wears those stupid sunglasses and that obnoxious furry hat. He takes off his sunglasses and says he'll make every inch of his body feel like his eye. Christian is watching this and says he's gotta go.

Boot of the Week is the match between Tajiri and Tazz on Raw.

Bradshaw is in the back playing cards. Christian comes in and says he needs protection and asks where is his partner. Bradshaw says it's none of his business. Christian says he needs protection and his money is just as good as anyone else's. Bradshaw says like hell it is after what he did to his brother. He shoves Christian. He says he's gonna go talk to Regal about an IC title match tonight. Bradshaw leaves. Christian wants to know what's going on.

Here comes Molly Holly.

Enter Ivory.

Molly Holly vs. Ivory
Grapple. Molly with a side headlock. Ivory tries to break out. Ivory with a wrist lock and a take over. Ivory with a wrist lock. Molly kicks up. Molly with a hip toss. Molly with chops. Molly runs into an elbow. Ivory with a clothesline. Ivory drops an elbow. Ivory with a leg drop. Cover. 2 count. Ivory with a kick to the ribs. Ivory stomps Molly. Ivory winds up Molly and hangs her arm over the top. Ivory with shots to the shoulder. Ivory with an arm mare. Cover. 2 count. Molly jumps over the Ivory. Molly with a roll up combination. 2 count. Molly knocks down Ivory. Molly with a back body drop. Molly and Ivory collide. Ivory covers Molly for the 3 count.
Winner: Ivory

The Hurricane runs out to the ring and carries Molly out of the ring. Hurricane carries Molly out of the arena. Hurricane is shown carrying Molly out of the ring and to the back. Hurricane takes off a tarp and reveals the Hurricycle. He puts Molly in the passenger seat. Hurricane takes off on the Hurricyle.

The Rock is in the back. Kurt Angle walks back in. He says he couldn't find jugs, but he's got something better. Kurt gives The Rock his book. He says The Rock should write a book because he's got a lot to talk about. The Rock says he already wrote a book and it was number one on the NY Times. Kurt says to read chapter 14 because it is the best chapter in the book where he pinned him for the WWF title at No Mercy. Rock asks Kurt where is the chapter or two about him pinning Kurt at No Way Out. Kurt doesn't remember. The Rock says he was singing all night long. He sings Smackdown Hotel. He tells Kurt to sing with him. Kurt says he doesn't have the voice. Rock looks into the camera and asks if they want to hear him sing. The Rock says he was talking to the millions. Kurt sings his version of Smackdown Hotel with losing his medals and kick Steve Austin's ass. The Rock says it's time to lay the Smackdown. Kurt says let's go.

Here comes Bradshaw.

Christian!!! Christian!!! At last you're on your own! Enter Christian.

Bradshaw attacks Christian on the ramp and throws Christian in the ring.

WWF Intercontinental Championship Match
Bradshaw vs. Christian
Bradshaw picks up Christian and slams him on the ground a few times. Cover. 2 count. Bradshaw clotheslines Christian in the corner and beats the crap out of him. Christian ducks a big boot and slides out of the ring. Bradshaw goes after him. Christian drop toe holds Bradshaw into the steps. Christian with kicks and throws Bradshaw back in the ring. Bradshaw with a chop. Christian with a drop kick to the knee. Christian with shots to the head. Cover. 2 count. Christian into the corner. Bradshaw runs into a back elbow. Bradshaw with a big boot. Bradshaw catches Christian. Bradshaw with a fall away slam. Bradshaw with a hangman's neckbreaker. Cover. 2 count. Bradshaw goes for the Clothesline from Hell. Christian slides to the outside and tries to leave with the IC title. Bradshaw cleans his clock. Bradshaw throws Christian into the barricade. Bradshaw runs into a boot. Christian goes into the crowd. Bradshaw goes after him. Bradshaw chops Christian in the crowd. Bradshaw battles to the production area. Bradshaw with right hand and Christian tries to get away. Christian goes to the backstage area. Christian rams Bradshaw with a metallic object. Christian jumps in his limo. The limo takes off and stops. Some sounds are heard in the ring. Christian tries to get out. Someone pulls him back in. Christian gets out and runs away. Edge gets out of the limo. Edge walks after him.
Winner: No decision

The wrestlers are shown picking their Tough Enough winners.

Medal hits and here comes Kurt Angle. He says he's glad he won the WWF title and all, but the more he thinks about it, the more something doesn't seem right. One of his three I's is integrity. He realized that when he was tapping out at Unforgiven that his other hand is underneath the rope. If Austin wants his title back. If he thinks he should return the title, he can kiss his red, white, and blue ass.

If ya smelllllllll...what The Rock...is cookin. Out comes The Rock.

A limo is shown arriving in the arena.

Bombs away. Yeah we're coming now. Enter the Dudley Boyz.

WWF Tag Team Championship Match
Kurt Angle and The Rock vs. Dudley Boyz
Rock and Bubba Ray start. Bubba Ray goes right to work. Buba Ray with forearms across the back. Rock with a clothesline. Rock with a side suplex. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Kurt. Kurt with a kick. Kurt with right hands. Kurt with a belly to belly. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Rock. Rock with right hands. Bubba Ray with a short arm clothesline. Tag to D-Von. D-Von with right hands. Rock with a belly to belly. Tag to Kurt. Kurt with right hands. Kurt bounces in the corner and clotheslines D-Von. Kurt with a crossbody. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Rock. Rock with a right hand to the ribs. Rock with a right hand. Blind tag to Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray clotheslines Rock. Kurt tries to come in, but the ref keeps him out. Bubba Ray bodyslams Rock and D-Von goes up top. D-Von with a head butt to the crotch. Bubba Ray with right hands to Rock. Rock battles back with right hands. Bubba Ray with a kick to the midsection. Rock with right hands. Bubba Ray with a sidewalk slam. Cover. 2 count. Tag to D-Von. D-Von with right hands. D-Von with a snap mare. D-Von drops a fist. Rock ducks a clothesline and hits a DDT on D-Von. Tag to Kurt. Kurt with a clothesline. Kurt with a knock downs. Kurt with a belly to belly. Kurt with a German suplex to Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray to the outside. Olympic Slam to D-Von. Cover. Bubba Ray pulls him out. Rock goes after Bubba Ray. Rock throws Kurt back in the ring. D-Von tries the reverse suplex. Kurt turns it into an ankle lock. Double team on Kurt and a neckbreaker. Bubba Ray with a forearm across the back. Bubba Ray with a stomp across the back. Bubba Ray with a hangman's neckbreaker. Bubba Ray with another hangman's neckbreaker. Bubba Ray with a forearm across the back. Tag to D-Von. D-Von with a right hand. D-Von with a snap mare. D-Von with a reverse chin lock. Kurt with elbows and right hands. D-Von with a spinning elbow. D-Von with a shot across the neck and sends Kurt to the outside. Bubba Ray slams Kurt's face off the announce table. Bubba Ray with slaps to the chest. D-Von comes for Kurt. Rock goes after Bubba Ray and throws him into the announce table. D-Von with a blatant choke on Kurt in the ring. D-Von with an elbow drop on the leg. D-Von with a shot to the collar. Tag to Bubba Ray. Double shoulder block by the Dudleyz. Bubba Ray drops an elbow across the back. Bubba Ray hits Rock causing him to come in. Tag to D-Von. Kurt comes back with right hands. D-Von knocks him down. D-Von with a body slam. D-Von goes to the middle rope. D-Von misses an elbow. D-Von pulls on Kurt's leg. Kurt tries to get to his corner. D-Von pulls Kurt into his corner and tags Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray with a reverse chin lock. Kurt goes after the leg. Bubba Ray delivers a shot to the head. Bubba Ray with a hangman submission on Kurt. Kurt ducks a clothesline. Kurt and Bubba Ray clothesline each other. Tag to D-Von. Tag to Rock. Rock with right hands to D-Von. Rock with a flying clothesline. Rock with right hands to Bubba Ray and sends him to the outside. Rock with a spinebuster to D-Von. Rock goes for the People's Elbow. People's Elbow on D-Von. Cover. Bubba Ray breaks it up. Kurt locks the ankle lock on Bubba Ray. Rock spinebusters D-Von. Rock puts the Sharpshooter on D-Von. Test, Booker T and Shane walk to the ring. Booker T and Test beat on Kurt on the outside. Shane pulls out the referee and knocks him down. Dudleyz bring a table in the ring. Rock goes after Booker T and Test. Rock spine busters Booker T on the ramp. Kurt with right hands to Test. Shane with a forearm across the back of Kurt. Booker T with a low blow to The Rock. Shane sends Kurt back in the ring. Test goes after Rock. 3D to Kurt through a table. Booker T and Test throw Rock in the ring. Rock comes back with right hands to D-Von. 3D to The Rock through another table. Booker T, Shane, and Test slap each other five.
Winners: No decision

End of show

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