I would like to start off this week by giving my condolences to the families and friends of the victims in the WTC attack last Tuesday. What happened shouldn't have happened so my thoughts are with all of you.

WWF Smackdown Results 09/20/01
Memphis, Tennessee


We're shown a recap of the main event on Raw.

Tonight, in a 6 man tag team elimination match, it will be The Rock and the APA taking on Test, Rhyno, and Booker T.

Glass breaks and out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin. He says he will not be disrespected by 15 thousand jackasses. This belt is his. It's all his. This Sunday, this Sunday is Unforgiven and it is a damn good name for the PPV event because there is one single sorry ass punk that he will never forgive and his name happens to be Kurt Angle. Kurt's gotta put himself in his shoes which he can't because he's the biggest star to ever step into the ring. For the past few weeks, Kurt Angle has made his life a living hell, he's humiliated him, he's embarrassed him. He's not gonna take it tonight. He threatened to throw him off the bridge making him beg and cry. On Monday, he pinned his shoulders in the middle of the ring and it will never happen again thank you very much. What? Kurt this Sunday, in Kurt's hometown, Austin is gonna make an example of him. What? He says he's gonna make an example out of him. The belt was designed to rest on the shoulder of Stone Cold Steve Austin. It has been balanced and blue printed for his shoulder. What? This Sunday, when Kurt's stupid little family buys tickets to sit in the first row, he's gonna whip his ass in the middle of the ring. His brothers are gonna be crying not to whip his ass. His mom is gonna beg him not to whip his ass. He says he's not gonna wait till Sunday. If he has a problem, he looks the problem in the eye and takes care of it because he is a man's man and the leader of the Alliance. What? He's not gonna wait till Sunday and he has someone to call to the ring. Torrie Wilson get your ragged carcass out here. He knows she's back there. He tells her to get out there to Stone Cold Steve Austin's ring. Everyone's scared of him and he can understand that. He knows everyone is scared. He can see the fear in their eyes. Torrie Wilson get out here!

Torrie Wilson enters and nervously walks to the ring. Austin says to come on down. He asks if she wants him to hold the ropes for her. Torrie enters the ring. Austin says to get over here. Torrie nervously walks over to Austin. Look at you. Look at you. He asks if she's proud of herself. He asks her what kind of woman she is. She's pathetic. She doesn't deserve to be in the same ring as him. She doesn't deserve to breathe the same oxygen as him. He asks if she's suppose to be in the Alliance. She says yes. He asks why she helped Tajiri win the US title. He says the way she dresses is not sexy and it's trash. He asks her if it bothers her if he's spitting. He says to read his lips. She makes him sick. Austin says it would be nice if he stopped. He tells her to beg him to stop. He tells her to shut up. He can't stand to see someone beg. It makes him sick. He makes her cry some more. He can't stand to see someone cry. He says it makes him sick. He makes her stand in the middle of the ring and asks how stupid she is. He's gonna give her something he's never gonna forget.

Tajiri charges the ring. Austin beats on him and throws him to the outside. Austin kicks Tajiri and throws him into the post. Austin throws Tajiri into the post again. Austin gets back in the ring. Torrie is crouching in the corner. Austin asks if this was a set up. He accuses her of trying to set him out. He accuses her of wanting her boyfriend to come down and save her. He screams for her to stand up. He says to stand up wench.

Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring. Austin meets him on the outside. The two exchange rights. Kurt takes it around the ring. Tazz jumps from the announce table. Tazz gives Kurt the Tazzmission. Kurt Olympic Slams him. Austin clotheslines Kurt and repeatedly throws Kurt into the post. Austin grabs a chair and delivers shots to Kurt's back. Austin sets up Kurt for a piledriver. Austin lets go and kicks him in the ribs. Austin grabs another chair and smashes it across his back. Austin peels the protective mat off the floor. Austin sets up Kurt on the concrete and piledrives him. Austin stands over Kurt and stares him down. Sgt. Slaughter and JR come out to check on him. Austin looks over them. They call for paramedics. Commissioner Regal runs out to check on Kurt. A stretcher is brought to the ring. Earl Hebner is telling him to leave. The paramedics attend to Kurt. Kurt says he can't move his arms. JR tells him to hang in there. Austin is watching them try to get Kurt on the stretcher.

We're back on Smackdown and we're shown the paramedics still attending to Kurt. Kurt says he can't feel anything. Paramedics put a neck brace on him and lay him on the stretcher. JR says everything's gonna be alright. Kurt says that he can't feel his arms. JR says please be careful. The paramedics lift Kurt onto the stretcher. The paramedics and officials take him out of the arena. The APA come out to check on him. The Hardyz and Lita join in to see if he's okay as the wheel him out of the arena. Jericho joins the crew as Kurt as loaded into the ambulance.

We're shown a recap of the preceeding events. The ambulance takes off.

JR has sat down in Tazz's place at the announce table.

Stand back. There's a hurricane coming through. Enter The Hurricane and Lance Storm accompanied by Ivory. There will be a four team elimination tag team match for the WWF tag titles involving Hurricane/Storm vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Dudley Boyz vs. Big Show/Spike Dudley.

Weeeelllll. Well it's the Big Show. Here comes the Big Show and Spike Dudley accompanied by Molly Holly.

Big Show and Spike Dudley vs. The Hurricane and Lance Storm
Spike and Hurricane start. Hurricane poses. Spike with a forearm. Spike with a hangman's neckbreaker. Spike with another one. Storm comes in. Spike takes him down. Storm with a fireman's carry. Hurricane with a neckbreaker. Tag to Storm. Storm with a kick to the ribs. Spike into the corner. Storm runs into a boot. Spike to the middle rope and gets Storm with a hurricanrana. Tag to Hurricane. Tag to Show. Show knocks down Storm and Hurricane. Hurricane ducks a clothesline and poses. Hurricane tries to slam him. Show knocks him down and throws him out of the ring. Ivory gets on the apron. Molly gets on the apron after her. Storm is thrown into them. Hurricane catches Molly on the way down. Hurricane sets her down and gives her a thumbs up. Hurricane gets back in the ring. Show grabs Storm's throat. Hurricane grabs Show's throat. Hurricane with blatant low blow. Spike tags in. Spike goes after Hurricane. Hurricane executes the Eye of the Hurricane and gets the cover for the win.
Winners: The Hurricane and Lance Storm

Molly and Ivory want to fight. Hurricane tries to separate them. Molly and Ivory get into it. The Dudleyz run to the ring and knock out Big Show with the title belt. They throw Spike out of the ring. D-Von brings a table in the ring. Big Show grabs both the Dudleyz by the throat. Dudleyz take the advantage and gives him suplex through the table.

The Alliance is shown in the back. Austin wants to round them all up. He wants to make sure they're all clear on the direction that the Alliance is taken. He asks if they understand what he said. He wants to make sure they're all on the same page. He asks if they think he gave Kurt a piledriver because he's afraid of him. He says he's not a threat to Austin. He was a threat to all their careers. He's trying to protect all of them. He gave him a piledriver to help their careers. He will stand up to Kurt and piledrive him for the Alliance. He stands up for what he believes in. He believes in Stone Cold Steve Austin. What? He believes in the Alliance. Tommy Dreamer asks what about Tajiri. What? Dreamer asks what about Tajiri. Austin says he's gonna pay. He says that anyone who sticks their nose in the Alliance's business, he's gonna get his ass whipped. They all get hyped up and scream yeah because that's what the Alliance does.

Stacker 2 Burn Of The Week is Kronik costing Undertaker and Kane the WWF tag titles on Monday.

Kronik...k...k...k. Here comes Kronik with Steven Richards.

Here comes Kaientai. Kaientai go right to the ring without any mic voiceovers.

Kaientai vs. Kronik
Taka and Adams start. Taka with a wastelock. Adams with a back elbow. Adams with a firemans' carry and into a face slam. Funaki breaks up the pin attempt. Adams with a full nelson slam. Tag to Clarke. Clarke with kicks to the ribs of Taka. Clarke with chops. Taka tries to kick Clarke. Clarke kicks Taka into his corner. Tag to Funaki. Funak with right hands. Clarke with a chokeslam. Clarke with kicks. Crossbody by Funaki. Clarke catches him. Taka with a drop kick off the top. Cover. 2 count. Taka drop kicks Adams to the outside. Adams and Taka battle on the outside. Meltdown on Funaki. Adams gets back in the ring. High Time on Funaki. High Time on Taka. Adams with the cover and the victory.
Winners: Kronik

Earl Hebner is in Regal's office. He asks about Kurt's condition. Regal says he's stable and they're running tests. Austin runs into the office and says he wants Tajiri in his ring. Regal says to calm down. Austin wants him. Regal shoves him and tells him to calm down sunshine. He says that if he barges into his office like that again, he'll knock the bloody hell out of him. He says he can fight him or Tajiri. Austin says he doesn't have a problem with him. He wants Tajiri. Regal says he's got him, but it's gonna be for the WWF title tonight.

Lugz Boot Of The Week is Raven and Terri destroying Moppy.

Y2J countdown. Boom. Come on. You know I gotcha. Yeah. One. Break the wall down!!! Here comes Chris Jericho. Jericho sits down to do commentary.

Here comes Rob Van Dam.

Raven sneaks out from behind and attacks RVD.

WWF Hardcore Championship Match
Raven vs. Rob Van Dam
Raven throws RVD into the barricade. Raven throws RVD back in the ring. RVD into the corner. Raven with a clothesline. Raven with a cover. 2 count. RVE with a kick. RVD catches Raven's leg and hits a heel kick. RVD with a hand spring and a backflip. Cover. 2 count. RVD knocks Raven down. Raven with a drop toe hold. Cover. 2 count. Raven smashes RVD's head on the mat. Raven runs into a boot. Raven with a cobra clutch. RVd and raven exchange rights. RVD with kicks. RVD with a spinning heel kick. RVD with a drop kick. RVD with a rolling cannon ball. Cover. 2 count. Raven rolls out of the ring. RVD goes to the outside. RVD puts Raven stomach first on the barricade. RVD spin kicks Raven on the barricade from the apron. RVD back in the ring. Raven smashes RVD with a trash can lid. Cover by Raven. 2 count. Terri hands a steel chair to Raven. Raven with a drop toe hold on the chair. Cover. 2 count. Raven holds the chair. Van Daminator!! RVD goes for a cover and Terri gets on the apron to distrat the ref. RVD walks over to Terri. Raven runs into Terri. RVD with a heel kick to the face. RVD with a spinning leg drop. RVD goes up top. Five Star Frog Splash. RVD rolls into a cover for the victory.
Winner and still Hardcore Champion: Rob Van Dam

Perry Saturn runs to the ring and chokes Raven on the mat. Terri tries to pound Saturn on the back. Saturn tries to pull Terri back. Raven grabs Saturn and gives him the Raven Effect.

WWF Smack of the Night is Edge stopping Christian from giving Tajiri a conchairto.

You think you know me. Edge enters to a new music from Rob Zombie.

Who betta than Kanyon! Here comes Kanyon.

Edge vs. Kanyon
Edge with a baseball slide. Edge to the outside and delivers shots to the skull of Kanyon. Edge throws Kanyon into the steps. Edge throws Kanyon into the barricade. Edge kicks down Kanyon. Edge throws Kanyon back in the ring. Edge with a flapjack. Edge with more right hands to the skull. Edge slams Kanyon's face on the mat. Edge rubs Kanyon's face on the mat. Kanyon slides under Edge's leg. Kanyon with a pump handle into a power bomb. Kanyon with right hands knocking down Edge. Kanyon with kicks. Edge comes back with right hands. Kanyon with a knee to the gut. Edge ducks an elbow. Heel kick by Edge. Edge comes back right hands. Edge throws Kanyon's shoulder into the corner. Edge with a clothesline. Edge to the middle rope and hits a cross body. Cover. 2 ocunt. Edge with a kick. Edge shoves Kanyon into the corner. Ref gets an inadvertent shot. Christian runs to the ring. Christian tries to spear Edge. Edge moves and Kanyon gets the spear. Edge with the Buzzkiller. Edge with the cover and the victory.
Winner: Edge

Edge stares down Christian.

Hardyz and Lita are shown walking to the ring.

Here come the Hardy Boyz with Lita.

Bombs away. Here come the Dudley Boyz.

Non Title Match
Hardy Boyz vs. Dudley Boyz
Matt and D-Von start. D-Von with a kick. Matt with D-Von's face into the turnbuckle. Tag to Jeff. Double back elbow. Jeff with a cannon ball and Matt drops a fist. Cover by Jeff. 2 count. Bubba Ray pulls Jeff's hair and pulls him out of the ring. The ref is occupied by Matt. Bubba Ray smashes Jeff on the announce table. Bubba Ray throws Jeff back in the ring. Bubba Ray puts a table in the ring. D-Von with right hands to Jeff. Tag to Bubba Ray. Double flapjack. Bubba Ray stomps away on Jeff. Bubba Ray smashes Jeff's face into the turnbuckle. Bubba Ray with a back body drop. Tag to D-Von. D-Von with a body slam. D-Von to the middle rope. D-Von misses a headbutt. Tag to Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray grabs Jeff's foot. Jeff with an insiguerri. Tag to Matt. Matt to the top and hits Bubba Ray with a clothesline. Knock down to D-Von. Swinging neckbreaker to Bubba Ray. Poetry in Motion to Matt. Matt with a floating clothesline. Matt to the middle rope. Matt with a leg drop. Cover. D-Von pulls him out. Jeff attempts a Swanton. Bubba Ray moves out of the way. D-Von knocks Jeff out of the ring. Lita goes up top and gets D-Von with a hurricanrana. Bubba Ray goes after Lita who hasa hurt knee. Bubba Ray body slams Matt. D-Von goes up top. Spike Dudley runs out and pushes D-Von off. Matt with a roll up for the victory over Bubba Ray.
Winners: Hardy Boyz

Spike runs up the ramp celebrating. Hurricane and Lance Storm double superkick him from behind. Bubba Ray knocks down Matt in the ring. The Dudleyz set up the table. 3D to Matt through the table.

Austin tells Debra in the back that Tajiri is gonna learn not to stick his nose into Alliance business. RVD walks in and asks if he's heard the news. Austin asks why does everything have to be such a big production with him. Austin asks if it's good news or bad news. RVD says it's bad news for Austin. Austin says he doesn't want to hear it. RVD says okay and goes to leave. Austin says to come back and asks what the news is. RVD says Kurt Angle checked himself out of the hospital and is on his way back to the arena. Austin says he's glad he's okay and thanks RVD for telling him. RVD leaves. Austin tells Debra he can't believe he's coming back here.

Glass breaks. Enter Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Here comes Tajiri.

WWF Championship Match
Tajiri vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Austin pounds Tajiri on the ground. Austin with knees to the gut. Austin kicks Tajiri. Austin with kicks to the ribs. Austin throws Tajiri to the outside. Austin puts Tajiri's back into the post. Austin pulls off the bandage on Tajiri's ribs. Austin picks up Tajiri again and posts him. Austin pushes Tajiri back in the ring. Austin stomps on Tajiri. Austin stomps Tajiri in the abdomen. Austin with a back breaker. Austin drives his knee into Tajiri's ribs. Austin with a Stone Cold Stunner. Cover and the victory.
Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Austin tries to piledrive Tajiri on a chair.

Medal hits and Kurt Angle enters. Kurt says that he'll never forgive for throwing his medals in the water. He says that he'll take the WWF title in his hometown on Sunday and that is true!

We're shown a recap of The Rock taking on Test and Stephanie on Raw.

The Rock is being interviewed by Coach. He says that Shane is hell bent on bringing the WCW title back. He asks if Shane's odds have increased after what that controversial...uh...Rock says ass kicking. He says he got his ass whooped plain and simple. He said it wasn't the first time and it won't be the last time. He was down especially being pinned by Stephanie. He says he knows Stephanie has been on top of a lot of guys and it doesn't bother her, but it bothers him. He says he got the Rock Bottom Blues. He got in his car and drove 221 miles to Memphis. He says he went to his favorite diner for a slice of pie. He says he met Jerry Lee Lewis. Jerry Lee Lewis is shown in the audience. He says he knows Jerry Lee likes pie. He sang him a song that made him feel better. The Rock starts singing a version of Great Balls of Fire. And having said that, Jerry Lee got on the piano and it got him thinking that The Rock indeed does have great balls of fire. There is indeed no way that the WCW title will leave The Rock's waist and go to the Alliance. He says come on over because there is a lot of shaking and a lot of laying the smackdown...if ya smellllll la la la la...what The Rock is cookin.

Can you dig it sucka!!! Here comes Booker T accompanied by Shane McMahon.

Rhyno and Test are in the ring as we come back from commercial.

Here comes the APA.

If ya smellll...what The Rock...is cookin. Enter The Rock.

6 Man Elimination Tag Match
The Rock and APA vs. Booker T, Test, and Rhyno
Rock with right hands to Rhyno. Rock with a clothesline. Tag to Bradshaw. Bradshaw with right hands. Bradshaw with a big boot. Bradshaw drops an elbow. Bradsahw with right hands. Bradshaw with chops and knee lifts. Bradshaw with a swinging neckbreaker. Rhyno with a clothesline. Tag to Booker T. Booker T with a kick to the midsection. Booker T with right hands. Booker T with a chop. Booker T ducks a clothesline and attempts a crossbody. Bradshaw catches him with a fall away slam. Bradshaw with a cover. Test breaks it up. Faarooq takes care of Test. Rhyno and The Rock battle to the outside. Bradshaw runs the ropes and Shane hits him in the back with a chair. Booker T with a scissor kick and covers Bradshaw for the elimination. Bradshaw goes after Shane and chases him over the barricade out of the arena. Rhyno throws The Rock back in. Booker T drops a forearm. Tag to Test. Test with right hands. Rock with a belly to belly throw. Tag to Faarooq. Clothesline to Test. Clothesline to Rhyno. Spinebuster to Test. Knockdown on Booker T. Rhyno Gores Faarooq. Test with a big boot to Faarooq. Test makes the cover and Faarooq is eliminated. Tag to Booker T. Booker T with right hands and kicks. Rock with a flying clothesline. Tag to Rhyno. Rock with a right hand to Rhyno. Test comes in and knocks down The Rock. Test argues with the ref. Rhyno tries to Gore The Rock, but he misses and gets Test. Rock with a DDT on Rhyno and pins him for the elimination. Booker T comes in and knocks down Rock. Coer. 2 count. Booker T misses a scissor kick. Rock comes back with right hands. Booker T with a spin wheel kick. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Test. Test with a right hand. Test with right hands. Test with back elbows. Test clotheslines The Rock in the corner. Rock ducks a clothesline. Rock comes back with right hands. Booker T with a boot to the back of the head. Test with a pump handle power slam. Test holds his elbow. Test with the cover. 2 count. Rock comes back with right hands. Test with a knee. Rock with a spinebuster. Both men are down. Rock to his feet. Rock knocks Booker T off the apron. Rock sets up Test for the Rock Bottom. Booker T breaks it up. Test misses a big boot. Rock sweeps Test down and gives him the sharp shooter. Booker T gets in the ring. Rock with right hands and knocks Booker T to the floor. Rock goes after him on the ramp. Rock spinebusters Booker T on the ramp. Rock with right hands on Booker T. Test comes out and hits Rock from behind. Test puts The Rock back in the ring. Test with right hands. Rock runs into a back elbow. Rock catches Test in the Rock Bottom. Rock with the cover and Test is eliminated. The Rock signals to just break it. Booker T to his feet. Rock stands in the middle of the ring waiting. Booker T walks up the ramp. Booker T gets counted out.
Winner: The Rock

Booker T walks out.

End of show

Again, my thoughts go out to the families and friends of the victims in the WTC attack.

I won't be attempting to hold a Weakest Link game this week because I have a Control Systems Engineering project, but I'll try for next weekend.

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