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Chikara
Cibernetico Begins
Framingham, MA 10-15-08

Robbie Ellis and Larry Sweeney vs. Icarus and Gran Akuma
Sweeney starts things off with a strut off where everyone strutted resulting in some fun comedy. Sweeney plays the face in peril until the hot tag to Ellis. Ellis pulls off a few moves including a Shiranooie. Ellis is about to hit Icarus with the Pedigree when Akuma shoves Sweeney into him knocking him down. Icarus uses a jackknife pin on Ellis to take the win for Team FIST.

Winners: Icarus and Gran Akuma

Sweeney tries to apologize to Ellis who just walks off unhappy.

Ultimo Breakfast makes his way to the ring. Ring announcer Louden Noxious waits for Breakfast's opponent. The Osirian Portal make their way to the ring. Amasis gets on the mic and says that ever since the Tag World Grand Prix, they've had targets on their back so they decided they needed someone to protect them. They went to the Sahara and prayed to the Egyptian gods until they saw a bronze warrior in the distance. They brought out their new bodyguard who's name they say we do not need to know.

Ultimo Breakfast vs. Scorpio Egyptian
Scorpio dominated most of the match which Breakfast getting some decent offense. The end saw Scorpio coming off the top rope with a big splash for the win.

Winner: Scorpio Egyptian

Canadian Tag Team Explosion
Super Smash Brothers vs. 2.0
This match saw great action and great trash talking as well. Even a little comedy. At one point, Jagged comes into the ring to work over Player Uno where Shane Matthews suggested using the Chikara Special. Jagged didn't know how to put it on and asked around. Player Dos knew how to apply it and came in to show him only to push him down afterward for Player Uno to put him in a pinning combination. Most of the match had 2.0 working over Player Dos until the hot tag to Player Uno. The end saw Jagged being put in the Pacman Fever allowing Player Uno to make the cover to take the win.

Winners: Super Smash Brothers

Hallowicked vs. Brodie Lee
This was very heavy hitting match with 2 agile big men. There were chop exchanges, forearm exchanges, and even boot exchanges. Brodie Lee takes the win after hitting a big boot.

Winner: Brodie Lee

Handicap Match
Claudio Castagnoli vs. The Fabulous Two
A couple times in this match saw Mitch Ryder shove Buck Hawke to the outside. Buck Hawke distracted the referee while Ryder hit Castagnoli with a low blow and a small package to pick up the win.

Winners: The Fabulous Two

Torneo Cibernetico
Team Equinox (Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen, Worker Ant, Mike Quackenbush, Tim Donst, Helios, Soldier Ant, Hydra, and Fire Ant) vs. Team Vin Gerard (Vin Gerard, STIGMA, Lince Dorado, Amasis, Ophidian, Ultramantis Black, Crossbones and Eddie Kingston)
This was a fun match that lasted 1 hour, 16 mintues and yet it didn't feel that long.

*Tim Donst is eliminated by Ultramantis Black with a crucifix pin following Crossbones distraciting him.
*Crossbones is eliminated by Helios after a standing moonsault
*Hydra is eliminated by STIGMA following a tombstone piledriver
*Helios is eliminated by Ultramantis Black following a Michinoku Driver
*Amasis is eliminated by Mike Quackenbush after Quack sits down to get the pin with Amasis not paying attention.

Following Amasis runs in the ring at Quack to be dumped to the floor. Everyone had to attend to him since it appeared that he broke his leg.

*Soldier Ant is eliminated by Ophidian after he passes out to the Ophidian Death Grip
*Ultramantis black is eliminated by Fire Ant who pins him after hitting a Beach Break
*Vin Gerard is eliminated by Worker Ant who used a school boy
*Worker Ant is eliminated by STIGMA following a tombstone piledriver
*Mike Quackenbush is eliminated by STIGMA following a tombstone piledriver
*STIGMA is eliminated by Fire Ant
*Eddie Kingston is eliminated by Fire Ant

Following Kingston gives Fire Ant a Backfist to the Future. Lince comes in and tells him not to, but he gets a backfist for his troubles.

*Fire Ant is eliminated by Lince Dorado after he fell on top him following the backfish.
*Lince Dorado is eliminated by Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen who came in just to pin him
*Ophidian is elimated by Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen who forces Ophidian to tap to the Chikara Special.

2008 Torneo Cibernetico winner: Jimmy "Euqinox" Olsen