Hustle Is Posting Right Now: Volume 14 ("What If?" Edition)
    Submitted by Hustle on Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 2:36 AM EST

    Hustle Is Posting Right Now: Volume 14 ("What If?" Edition)


    Good lookin out for the graphics work, Noc



    I don’t care what nobody says, I’ma be me.. stay hood, stay raised in the streets.. niggaz talk about greatness whenever they speak about me.. I ain’t splittin nothin with nobody, homie, I gotta get me me.. I ain’t slept in 8 days, I could go for 8 weeks.. it ain’t nothin to me, cause I am the streets..

    Thank you, Akon, for that introduction to yet another edition of your baby mama’s favorite column, “Hustle Is Posting Right Now”. Who is I be? I be’s Hustle, and my name rings bells like Sunday at 12 o’clock. I’m here, trying to get things ugly like Freeway’s beard. Welcome, one and all. I’m getting real grimy for this one, lying on the floor and typing away. Why? Well, why not? Exactly. Touche’, CostMart. Don’t let people tell you that the strange and borderline insane don’t have a chance to make it in society, folks. As you can probably figure out by now, I don’t have much to say in this intro, so I’m guessing its time to dive in like Britney Spears towards a mound of cocaine. Shall I proceed? (Yes, indeed.) Less dew eet!!


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    What if..?

    Its a question we’ve all asked, and its a game we’ve all played. Its a part of human nature to sit back and to wonder about things that could’ve went differently, either for better or for worse, in our lives.

    What if I had paid more attention in school?

    What if I had the guts to ask for that girl’s number at the mall?

    What if I won the lottery?

    As I said, its all a part of human nature to be curious about the decisions that we’ve made, and the options we were given at particular crossroads during our time on this planet. There’s nothing wrong with that, and from time to time, it even helps us learn from certain mistakes we’ve made in the past, in hopes that we don’t repeat them in the future. You know.. that type of psychologist mumbo jumbo.

    However, the “what if..?” game extends beyond our own lives, as you all know. People find themselves asking questions about other things, other people, and other scenarios. Pro wrestling history is chock-full of moments and memories that make people revisit them and ask the question of “what if..?”, just for fun. In a bit of fantasy booking, I’m going to spend some time to take a look at some of those situations, and just how differently things could’ve, would’ve, and should’ve played out had things traveled in other directions. There happens to be no real right or wrong answers to these particular “what if..?” questions, of course, but its still fun to take the time and think about them every now and again. Like I said, though, there are no real right or wrong answers, and this is just how I, personally, would’ve seen things happening, so don’t go and bitch me out afterwards because so-and-so wouldn’t have said this or such-and-such would’ve done this instead. Its all in fun, and if you take it that way, it’ll be more enjoyable for all parties involved.


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    What if.. Bret Hart had never left the WWF for WCW?
    The “Montreal Screwjob” is something that is embedded in pro wrestling history, and something that people still argue about, nearly 11 years after it happened (as evidenced by the “You Screwed Bret” chants that occur in all of Canada towards Shawn Michaels, who is still a HUGE heel there, no matter how big of a face he is everywhere else). People still have strong opinions on whether the entire thing was a work or a shoot, even though we may never find out the truth about what really happened.

    The easiest part to figure out would be that, based on the circumstances that did happen, the entire Screwjob would’ve never taken place had Bret decided to stay with the WWF. There wouldn’t have been fear from Vince McMahon that Bret was going to appear in WCW with the WWF Title, so there wouldn’t have been the anxious rush to get the title off of Bret, no matter how they got it done or who they angered in the process. Bret and Shawn would’ve, undoubtedly, continued to feud, putting on great matches with each other like they always did. Bret would’ve moved on to other feuds, and the thought of Bret facing the likes of an improved Triple H and a newcomer like Kurt Angle is very nice.

    On the downside of things, without the Screwjob, we may have never been introduced to the “Mr McMahon” character, which means that we may not have witnessed the epic Austin/McMahon storyline or anything else that Vince has been involved in, storyline-wise, since then. Just the thought of me never getting to witness “Thug Vince” saddens me a little bit on the inside. Not enough to make me cry on the inside, though, because then my insides would mildew. Can’t have that.

    There’s also the added bonus of the fact that if Bret never went to WCW, he wouldn’t have had his career essentially ended by an errant kick from Goldberg. Sure, an injury could’ve happened to Bret in the WWF, but that’s an entirely different set of “what if..?” questions altogether. Ones that would just set off other “what if..?” questions, and it would be too big of a cycle for this particular column to handle. I don’t really want to dedicate 8,000 words to this “what if..?” alone.

    Finally, if you believe what Bret himself has said on a few occasions, if he would’ve stayed with the WWF and not left for WCW, he probably could’ve said or done something to prevent his brother, Owen, from going through with the accident that took his life. The Owen Hart situation is something I’ll get into a little later on in this column, but as it deals with Bret, I actually do believe that to be true. Bret had enough power backstage, in my opinion, to have cancelled the entire Blue Blazer “rafter entrance” if he would’ve relayed Owen’s supposed concerns to Vince. As crazy as Vince can be from time to time, I do think he would’ve given in to Bret’s wishes, after a bit of back-and-forth arguing, of course.

    As “old school” as Bret Hart was, would it only have been a matter of time before he clashed, once again, with a member of the “new school”? I’d say that there would’ve been a good chance, with the characters and all the personalities that were running around in the WWF at that time. You know, he may have had a fit the first time someone like The Rock made mention of shoving something up his “candy ass”. He would’ve went crazy, and he may have ended up in a looney bin somewhere. How would THAT be for a crazy ending to Bret Hart’s story?



    What if.. The Rock never had Hollywood aspirations?
    He would be continuing a sure-fire Hall Of Fame career, without a doubt. There’s always a new batch of superstars in WWE that would have been great to feud with the guy, from Randy Orton (and not just in a throwaway match at WrestleMania 20 when Orton was still somewhat “green”), John Cena, Mr Kennedy, Umaga, and MVP, amongst others. The Rock VS MVP in a “Battle For Miami Bragging Rights” of some sort would be priceless, as would Rock completely tearing Kennedy a new asshole on the mic. Hell, I’d be intrigued in the battle between Rock and Umaga, just to see if they’d have the balls to mention on the air that they’re actually related. I think that would be kinda funny if they did, and if so, it could definitely be a part of Umaga’s eventual face turn, maybe having him dress like Rock or raise his eyebrow or steal one of his catchphrases, but in a thick Samoan accent. Whatever. Its all good, really.

    Had he stayed with the company, he’d definitely be the one to contend for Ric Flair’s mark for world title reigns, not Triple H. He already had 9 world title reigns (which includes 7 WWE Title reigns, which is a record), and its no real stretch of the imagination to say that he’d be between 12-14 by this point, putting him within striking distance of Flair’s 16 title reigns. Hell, he could get those extra 2 reigns in a single night, just like Triple H and Randy Orton when they traded the title 11 times during a 3-hour PPV. If you’re going to pass Flair’s mark, you might as well put it way out of reach. To read the record books years from now and see The Rock as a 59-time world champion sounds about right, actually.



    What if.. Triple H never began dating Stephanie McMahon?
    There’s an answer to this question that would be easy to say, and that is “then he would never have reached the heights that he has reached”, but I don’t buy into that line of thinking. As hard of a worker as he supposedly is, and as much of a “wrestling student” as he supposedly is, I don’t really doubt that he would’ve worked his way into a main event spot within the company. He seemed to basically be on that road even before he started dating Stephanie, so its not like its impossible to fathom.

    Basically, the only thing that would’ve been different at all is the amount of “power” that he has backstage. Not that he would’ve been like any random jobber in Vince’s eyes, but those reports of him giving speeches to the roster and sitting in on creative meetings? No way they’d be happening otherwise. He hadn’t worked with the company as long as a guy like The Undertaker to build up that kind of “power” otherwise, so I just don’t see it happening without him fucking Steph in the ass regularly (hey, during an appearance on Howard Stern’s radio show a few years back, she said she loves anal.. I’m not just being raunchy). He definitely would’ve kept on rising in the ranks within the company, and would’ve went on to become a world champion right on schedule, as the heat that he and Steph were getting on-air was still insane. Not much of a “what if?” here, if you ask me.



    What if.. Hulk Hogan hadn’t been the 3rd member of the nWo?
    Its tough to picture that now, but there have been reports that Hulk didn’t want to turn heel originally. Had he not been Scott Hall & Kevin Nash’s “mystery partner” at Bash At The Beach in 1996, there’s no chance in hell that the nWo would’ve been as big of a smash success as they were for those years. None. Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Goose egg. Can I get that point across any clearer?

    Alright.. I take that back. If the 3rd member of the nWo would’ve been Vince McMahon, THAT would’ve made things interesting as all hell. Short of that, though, it had to be Hogan to make such an amazing impact. Just think back to the moment when Hulk hit Randy Savage with the leg drop.. that was the epitome of a “jaw-dropper”. I remember watching Bash At The Beach live, and when that happened, I went absolutely silent for several minutes. After all my years of being a wrestling fan, my mind simply couldn’t wrap itself around the idea of Hulk Hogan being a heel. The interview with “Mean” Gene Okerlund was amazing, too. Props to Gene for mentioning the Primrose Path, which may be the only time that has ever been said in wrestling history. Anyway, watching the trash being thrown into the ring was just insane.

    Back to the point, though.. I think the nWo would’ve done just fine without Hogan. I really do. Again, not a success like they were with Hogan, but with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, those are 2 very solid foundations for the faction. It really all depends on whether or not they would’ve still added Eric Bischoff to the mix. He’s what really helped them run roughshod over the rest of the roster, being “the man” and all. Throw in guys like The Giant, Lex Luger, and so on, and yeah, they would’ve done just fine. Shame that we would’ve been robbed of the greatest and most unexpected heel turn in wrestling history, though.



    What if.. Owen Hart didn’t have his accident?
    The first of my “what if..?” questions that made me feel just a little weird in having to answer, this one has also been discussed to no end by people. Owen was improving as an overall wrestler all the time before his passing, and there was buzz that he possibly could’ve returned to semi-main event status after working as the Blue Blazer for a bit longer.

    Honestly, I’m not quite sure that I buy the main event part of things. Owen was a solid midcarder.. about as solid of a midcarder as there was in the company for a few years.. but without his brother, Bret, I couldn’t have bought him as a legit contender for the WWF Title. Its almost a guarantee that he would’ve had continued success in the Intercontinental Title hunt, though, as well as probably having more success in the Tag Team Title ranks with a various number of possible partners.

    As much of a family man as Owen has been portrayed as since he passed away, I couldn’t see him wrestling for any longer than he really had to. No matches from a 60-year-old “Rocket” on his 5th or 6th “retirement tour”. He would’ve retired, probably quietly, and eventually been inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame. Of course, there’s still a chance for that induction, but that’s a different story for a different column, and I won’t be getting into that in the here and now, as I’ll let someone else handle the Owen talk in the column they have planned for the not-too-distant future.



    What if.. Eddie Guerrero didn’t pass away when he did?
    Like the Owen question, this one made me feel weird as I thought about the answer, but this one was even worse for me, with my fandom towards Eddie and all. Eddie’s passing came at a time when he was literally days away from becoming the World Heavyweight Champion (as was widely reported on the internet, so I guess there’s that possibility that it isn’t true). Going with that, I’ll obviously say that Eddie would’ve defeated Batista a few days later and became champion.

    From there, he would’ve continued being on the same level that he was at before his passing, with a probable move over to Raw sometime before he decided to hang up his boots for good. Even with Smackdown’s huge latin viewing audience, one of my biggest disappointments with Eddie’s passing was the fact that he never got a nice main event run over on the company’s biggest and best show. He would’ve worked really well with guys like Triple H, John Cena, Shawn Michaels, and the like. A long feud between John Cena and Eddie Guerrero would’ve left me absolutely torn on who to root for, but it would’ve been infinitely entertaining, I know that much. Thinking about it now, Eddie Guerrero VS Shawn Michaels sounds immaculate, as well. That match is one where anything less than four stars would be a complete disappointment, in my opinion.



    What if.. WCW played fair during the “Monday Night Wars”?
    Again, there’s an easy answer to this question, and it would be something along the lines of “WCW would still be in business today”, but I don’t really believe that to be true at all. Sure, some of Eric Bischoff’s “iffy” tactics were upsetting a lot of the old-school wrestling fans. Sure, his shot towards Mick Foley on the night that Mick won his very first WWF World Title just about single-handedly helped Raw beat Nitro in the ratings for the first time since 1968. There’s no denying those points, but its not like Bischoff’s “dirty pool” was the only thing taking place at the time in WCW that people were really beginning to dislike, and in my opinion, WCW’s eventual fate would’ve been precisely the same, no matter what Bischoff said or did involving his competition. It just would’ve happened a bit later, that’s all. With the nWo running all over the WCW roster and leaving tread marks on people, the fans were already beginning to grow tired of the entire thing. The WWF, with Steve Austin, The Rock, DX, etc, were on the rise in popularity as it is, and with those guys being absolutely on fire, there was probably going to be no denying them in the long run. Especially considering that none of them were 70 years old at the time like most of WCW’s stars were back then. Kinda hard for those old guys to keep up for too long, unless, of course, WCW hired Jack LaLanne.. which would’ve been a somewhat decent idea, if you really stop and think about it. Have you SEEN Jack LaLanne anytime recently? He’s turning 94 later this year, but thanks to his Power Juicer, he’s in better shape than most people 70 years his junior. I’d buy him putting the mollywhopping on someone like Diamond Dallas Page, Sting, etc. You missed the boat, WCW.



    What if.. the “Kliq” incident at MSG never took place?
    Well, seeing as how Triple H was the only person that got punished for being involved in the incident, I’d start off by saying that he wouldn’t have been punished for anything. That’s a simple enough start. From there, you could say that the reports of him being the next winner of King Of The Ring were true, which then would mean that Steve Austin wouldn’t have been the winner, which alters wrestling’s landscape tremendously. The entire “Austin 3:16” phenomenon may have never been started had the MSG incident not taken place. Think about that for a minute. Picture an episode of Raw during 1997 and 1998 without seeing a single Steve Austin shirt in the crowd. That’s almost borderline eerie.

    On the flip side of that, Triple H may not have been placed into the situation that he was had the incident not taken place. He was given an opportunity to leave the company instead of be punished, like he knew he would be, but he chose to stick it out, and he dealt with every loss and embarrassing moment that the company threw his direction. That impressed the hell out of Vince McMahon, who then began to reward him for his loyalty and his company-first mentality. No big midcard push.. no storyline with Stephanie McMahon.. no dating Stephanie McMahon.. no anal sex with Stephanie McMahon (sorry).. and maybe no world title reigns. Hmm.. I’d say it worked out pretty well for the guy, no?



    What if.. Paul Heyman ran the original ECW’s finances better?
    The “what if..?” question that causes LoP’s own Irishsara to wake up wet every night. Oh wait.. I’m the cause of that. Oops. My mistake. This “what if..?” question is what gives Irishsara her nightmares. That’s more like it.

    Even though the wrestling itself wasn’t always the best or the sharpest to watch, there’s no denying that ECW had more than its fair share of great characters and moments, and that all traces back to Paul Heyman. The man was a creative genius, and was one helluva motivational speaker, taking this group of wrestlers and valets, and having them believe any and every thing he said to them. Even when people started noticing that there were problems with the company’s finances, they believed every story and excuse that Paul gave them, giving him the benefit of the doubt time and time again. Hell, if more of his roster had been single guys with no kids to raise, they probably would’ve given him the benefit of the doubt all the way up until the end, but they had families to take care of, and you can’t pay for groceries by handing the checker a piece of paper that says “benefit of the doubt”. That would be pretty sweet, though.

    Had the finances been taken care of better by Heyman, or had Heyman hired people to handle that for him, I think that ECW would’ve continued to grow in popularity. They wouldn’t have been competing on the same level as the WWF or WCW were, but then again, their fans wouldn’t have been happy with “selling out” like that. They would’ve continued introducing new people to the masses, from Luchadores to guys from Japan to indy stars, and it would’ve changed the course of history as far as Ring Of Honor is concerned, as well, seeing as how the original owner of Ring Of Honor, Rob Feinstein, worked, for RF Video, which were the official videography company for ECW, and he only started RoH to fill a void in the local scene (Philadelphia) as far as wrestling went. Damn.. no RoH? That’s a scary thought for me. *shudder*



    What if.. Ric Flair had been killed in the plane crash he was in?
    This one is just strange to think about on multiple levels. Its one thing to ask a “what if..?” question about if someone didn’t die, but its another thing altogether to ask if they did die. However, the plane crash that broke Ric Flair’s back was a serious enough event to make me wonder just how different things would have been had Ric passed away right as his career was getting started. Ric was only 26 years old at the time of the crash, and a mere 3 years into his career then, so needless to say, we would’ve had a very different wrestling world for all those years that followed.

    Without those years of classic feuds and matches with the Dusty Rhodes’, Ricky Steamboats, Terry Funks, and Stings of the world, I might not even be a wrestling fan today. That’s first and foremost on my mind. Chances are that I would’ve stumbled upon wrestling eventually, but Ric Flair is the man that drew me into the world of pro wrestling in the first place. As a kid, his robes mesmerized me, and his stories of his money and fancy jewelry amazed me. Yeah, I eventually thought Hulk Hogan was cool, but I wanted to BE Ric Flair. I was, like, only 4 years old at the time, and I wanted to be a “limousine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin son of a gun”. How fuckin cool is that?

    Something along those lines are the dozens.. fuck it.. hundreds.. maybe even thousands of wrestlers that got into the business because of Flair. Imagine the rosters of WWE, TNA, and RoH for a moment. Now imagine if half of those guys never got into wrestling, and they all became painters, McDonald’s managers, chefs, or police officers instead. That’s a real crazy thing to think about. Its also kinda funny on different levels, but thats not really relevant here at the moment.

    The names I mentioned earlier.. Dusty Rhodes, Ricky Steamboat, Terry Funk, and Sting.. think about Flair’s feuds and matches with them. Take those and throw in people like Vader, Mr Perfect, the cast of the 1992 Royal Rumble, Randy Savage, and countless others. Add those matches all up, and you have more stars than live in the night sky. Imagine all those hours of amazing wrestling enjoyment, and how we were nearly without all of it. That was nearly an amazingly disastrous plane crash, with all due respect to Johnny Valentine, who was paralyzed in the crash, and to the memory of pilot Joseph Farkas, who did lose his life (although reports state that it was Farkas’ error that led to the crash happening in the first place). Damn.. no Ric Flair in wrestling history? Brutal.



    What if.. Kane had never dealt with the Katie Vick storyline?
    Although it wasn’t the first ridiculous storyline Kane was a part of (or the last one, for that matter), this was the one that seemingly pushed him down so far that he has had a harder time of recovering than any of those other ones. It wasn’t the worst storyline in wrestling history or anything, but it took someone who should’ve been an unstoppable monster, and it made him look quite foolish on multiple occasions, which is a shame. On the bright side for Kane, he’s always over enough that the company can put him into main event feuds and the fans won’t completely shit on him, but I think he may be damaged beyond repair as far as being taken seriously for a title more prestigious than an ECW Title held by the oh-so-legendary Chavo Guerrero. I don’t picture the crowds buying Kane against Triple H at the moment, and definitely not against The Undertaker (yes, I know he was just stripped of the title.. just roll with me, will ya?). He’s probably on the tail end of his career, hence why he was given the run with the ECW Title, and its unfortunate that he probably won’t get another run with a “real” world title. All because of the Katie Vick storyline, in my opinion, and the way he was basically buried by Triple H.



    What if.. Rob Van Dam didn’t get pulled over with Sabu?
    While I don’t think RVD would’ve had any sort of an extended run with the WWE Championship, I do think he would’ve had a lengthy reign as ECW Champion had he not been pulled over and busted by the cops almost immediately after becoming champion in the first place. He had always basically been the cornerstone of the ECW promotion, even though he had never been ECW Champion in his years with Paul Heyman’s ECW, and with him finally becoming the ECW Champion after all those years, it was pretty much Vince’s way of rewarding Rob for those years of being tremendously over with the crowds, without having to actually go ahead and reward him for long with an “actual” world title. I think he was going to lose the WWE Title within a couple weeks of winning it, as it was more a “feel good” moment for Rob and for the long-time ECW fans. You know they weren’t going to keep the title off of John Cena or Edge for that long back then. I wouldn’t have been shocked at all, however, if he held onto the ECW Title for several months, beating every challenger put before him, and possibly building up the credibility of the belt. That’s something that the ECW brand desperately needed, and still really needs to this day.



    What if.. Christian had stayed with WWE?
    It was said on multiple occasions that Christian was unhappy with what he saw as a lack of character advancement with his role in WWE, so he told them he wanted out. Seeing as how he’s main eventing in TNA and has already held their biggest title, I’d say it was a pretty decent decision on his part, even though the TNA Heavyweight Title is about the equivalent of the Intercontinental Title, which he held on multiple occasions, anyway. Would he have escalated to be at permanent main event status had he stayed with WWE? Probably not. He did just fine feuding with John Cena upon Cena being drafted to Raw, but he was probably right about his character advancement, and he would’ve been relegated to IC-level feuds, with the occasional tag team run or two, I suppose. On the bright side, he’d still have a lot more exposure, and possibly even more money, as an upper-midcarder in WWE than as a main eventer in TNA. Sounds like a decent enough deal to me. I guess it still says a lot about the guy that he really felt he deserved better than to be in a company’s midcard, though. What it, ultimately, says is still to be determined, however.



    What if.. Scott Steiner never became a human cartoon character?
    Scott Steiner was on his way to becoming a superstar as a mat-wrestling technician before he began putting on muscle mass to ridiculous levels, limiting his mobility and moveset. Obviously, he still made something out of his career, winning WCW World Titles and going on to have a main event run in WWE and now in TNA, but he could’ve, would’ve, and should’ve been so much better.

    For those that didn’t get to see the pre-caricature version of Scott Steiner, picture Kurt Angle in his prime.. and then picture someone even better than that. Scott was a suplex machine, and with his amateur background, could take it to the mat with the best of them. His Frankensteiner was a thing of beauty, as he actually had some sort of flexibility with his body. If I recall correctly, that was also when he debuted the Steiner Screwdriver, which is, to this day, one of the most vicious finishing moves to ever be created. I could be wrong, however, and the Screwdriver may just be a “Big Poppa Pump” Steiner move. I don’t quite remember off the top of my head, so my sincere apologies if my timeline is incorrect.

    Had Steiner kept his muscle mass down, he would’ve worked his way up the company ranks as a singles star, just like he did when he pinned then WCW World Champion Ric Flair in a non-title match, then wrestled to a time limit draw with Flair during a title rematch not too long afterwards. He had superstardom written on him for a while, and his mic skills were even improving, as well, although he wasn’t on the level that he was when he was the heeled-out “Big Bad Booty Daddy”. He would’ve been just fine without the muscle mass, really, and that feud he had in 2003 with Triple H would’ve been SOOOOO much easier to watch.



    What if.. Chris Benoit wasn’t involved in a double murder/suicide?
    I had to go in this direction. I just had to. Had Chris Benoit not done what he did on that fateful weekend, I think he would’ve been instrumental in helping the newer talent out, just like he was doing with MVP. That feud was fun to watch, and without Benoit helping him along, MVP wouldn’t be where he is right now. Not saying Benoit would’ve been a job boy bitch for every youngster in the company, but being at that United States Title level, that’s where the guys who are up-and-comers happen to be at, and they would’ve challenged guys like Benoit for the title. I don’t think he had another main event run in him, as he was beginning to show signs of physical wear and tear, and he wasn’t exactly 21 years old anymore, but he still would’ve been a solid contributor.

    Another thing that would’ve been different is the company’s drug policy. A lot of people felt that the entire policy was an absolute joke until Benoit did what he did, which opened people’s eyes to steroids in the company, as well as what things like unprotected chairshots can do to a human brain over the years. Did the government become far too involved in something like professional wrestling while there are far more important things out there to make decisions on? Yes, very much so. However, what they did is at least helping out the current crop of wrestlers out there, and maybe we’ll start to see less and less names on those lists of “wrestlers dead before the age of 40” every year.


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    Its always fun to play a little “What If?”, folks. Yet another edition of HIPRN is in the bag, and I’m still ready to give you more. There’s a big part of me (wink wink, nudge nudge) that wants to switch to doing a weekly column, but for the sake of feedback and the discussion, I’ll probably just keep it at a column every other week. Let me know if you think a weekly column would be a better choice for me or not. Same deal.. email me, PM me, hit me up on AIM, whatever. I wanna hear what the people have to say, for I am The People’s Champ (the male version, at least.. big shoutout to my homegirl Uniqua). Of course, you need to be on the lookout for the next installment of the HIPRN franchise, and as usual, it’ll be dropping in 2 weeks.. same Hustle time, same Hustle page. Until then, I’m out like a hog’s snout, nah’mean? Be easy, folks. From The Gunshine State, I bid you farewell. Aloha and Mahalo Nui Loa.

    Life is beautiful. Life is a struggle. Life is a beautiful struggle.


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