TNA Impact! results 1/10/08
Submitted by "Godly" Ken Davison on Friday, January 11, 2008 at 11:57 AM EST





Hey everyone, sorry about the short results tonight.

TNA starts with a highlight video from Final Resolution. Turns out AJ Styles sided with Kurt Angle and the LAX member was Shelley Martinez. Crystal is following Robert Roode who is insisting him hitting Sharmell was an accident and to blame Booker T. And he has absolutely no remorse for hitting Sharmell. And tonight Robert Roode is going one-on-one with Ms. Brooks. I have no idea how since Cornette banned man on woman violence. Tonight we get an interview with Booker T as well. Also, Awesome Kong gets a rematch against Gail Kim.

But first out we have the two remaining members of XXX against the Motor City Machine Guns. Skipper and Senshi jump the Guns from behind and double team Alex Shelley for a two count. Shelley fights back against Senshi, and Skipper cuts him off. More double team offense by XXX but Shelley again kicks out. Senshi has Shelley in a front chancery, knees Shelley and cheap shots Sabin, allowing another double team. Shelley turns it around though and gets a tag to Sabin who comes in house of fire. Sabin gets Senshi alone and climbs to the top, but Senshi hits a springboard kick. He goes for a superplex, but Shelley makes the save. Double dropkicks by the Guns, and after some more tandem offense, they hit their superkick/enziguiri combo for the pinfall and the win.

WINNERS: MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS

Christian Cage comes down and throws both members of XXX out of the ring and grabs a mic. AJ screwed me. WAH! WAH! He can live with the fact that AJ wants to be his own man, but not with the fact that he screwed him out of the TNA World title. He gave AJ everything and tonight he takes it back. We cut to Chris Harris bitching about not being used... breaking news: He signed with WWE. Thank goodness this storyline is dead. But we get Harris against Judas Mesias, and that's next. Now we've got Slow-mo-a Joe who accused Cornette of setting him up, which he denies. And Joe is going to settle the Nash issue tonight. And JB is now driving around the Angle Alliance. He opens the door for him and calls him Mr. Angle. Kurt's either got a nasty black eye or wearing some ugly eyeliner.

Commercial Break. For once it's interesting... next week is Global Impact, which I won't be reporting on more than likely since the results were already released here on LOP. If you guys want it covered, let me know and it's done.

We're back and JB is explaining to AJ that Christian Cage is pissed. Kurt says AJ had better start getting dressed for the coronation... "Prince AJ". After some more lamenting, Tomko knocks and walks in. Tonko tells AJ that he's on his own.

First out for our next match, Judas Mesas. They show a clip of Mesias defeating Abyss at Final Resolution. Next out is Chris Harris, who managed to get in his ring gear quick enough. Judas hits Harris from behind before the match starts and stomp, stomp, stomps away. Chop in the corner, punches to the face, and finally an irish whip. Harris kicks him but that gets him punched in the face and face planted in the center of the ring. Mesais climbs to the top but misses a splash. Harris hits a couple of punches and after reversing an irish whip, hits a left arm lariat and a spinebuster for two. He slams Judas headfirst into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a bulldog before wasting time waiting for Judas. He sets Judas up to the Catatonic before Judas spins out and spits the mist in his eyes. He hits the Straight to Hell and gets the easy three count. Next week we're going to know Abyss' secret.

Crystal is in the back with Ms. Brooks. Ms. Brooks says that she's getting in the ring only because it's the only way to get out is to face that SOB head on.

We're back and Tenay and DW are talking about Ms. Brooks and Robert Roode. They then run down some of the rest of the card and show us a highlight reel of the Awesome Kong against Gail Kim match. It then cuts right into VKM's entrance video and they are on their way down to the ring. Out next is "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams. I wonder if either BG or Kip is atheletic enough to even sell the Candian Destroyer. Petey's partner is "The Guru" Sonjay Dutt. The only sign that you aren't winning that's worse than tagging with Sonjay is tagging with Shark Boy. Kip and Sonjay start out and Kip outmuscles Sonjay... Petey comes in and Kip outmuscles them both. Petey and Sonjay then hit some double team X-Division type moves and Sonjay covers for less than a one count and BG tags in. Sonjay gets BG with a drop toe hold, and Petey's legal now. He hits some nice strikes including a spinning leg lariat as we cut to the break.

TNA has paid it's bills and we're back. Big Poppa Squat, Scott Steroider runs down and switches his case with Petey's while Kip has Petey. Kip with a jackhammer, but Petey reverses and tags in Sonjay who gets run right into the ropes. Kip runs up and gets kicked in the head. BG tries to come in and gets dropkicked. Steiner gets Sonjay and drops him face first. Petey sees Scott switched the cases and walks to the back. Kip and BG start bickering and Sonjay gets a roll up on Kip James for the win.

WINNERS: PETEY WILLIAMS AND SONJAY DUTT

Kip wants to know, next week, who BG's partner for the Feast or Fired Tag Title match is. Christian is looking for AJ with Crystal in two. AJ is hiding out in a box as Christian walks right past.

We come back and AJ is still hiding under the box, talking to JB. Eric Young pops out of know where and says go hide in a park where there's lots of people. AJ runs and asks Eric to watch the fort. We now have a Team 3D vs. The X-Division highlight video. The only major point is that Team 3D broke the unwritten code and used a ladder. Team 3D is in the ring with a match proposal. At against All Odds against Team 3D and Brother Devine in a hardcore street fight. If they win, the X-Division gets their belt back, but if they lose, there is no more X-Division.

Joe has a crew and barges in on Nash, who's got a baseball bat. Joe backs off as Nash says that he's a business man, but he won't fight for free. He said he bailed on Joe as a wake up call, not a screw job. He says Joe is running around like a spoiled child. Yeah, that's about right. In a separate clip, Kurt Angle picks Gail Kim over Awesome Kong because she's got heart.

Mike Tenay is supposedly in the waiting room of the hospital where Sharmell is being treated. She has supposedly a shattered jaw. Booker says he blames himself for this. She wanted in and he gave her that and it's the biggest mistake of his life. He's been beating himself up, day in and day out. When Sharmell walks out of the hospital is the day when Robert Roode is getting his ass whooped, basically. Now it's personal, it's about being a man. And Robert Roode's entrance video plays back at the Impact Zone and Roode is out, mic in hand. Roode calls Booker pathetic. He says that Booker agreed to the match, so it's not his fault. Roode runs down Sharmell and then Ms. Brooks, who is officially fired. She is nothing to him now, but that's not enough. And the broken jaw is going to feel like a splinter compared to what he's going to do to her now. Ms. Brooks comes down, in tears, but a mic in her hand also. Roode starts to talk and Tracy tells him to shut up. Roode wants her to be scared and she is. Roode smiles as Tracy continues. She wants to know if hitting women makes him feel powerful. She tells him he's got everything, but that doesn't matter. Because at the end of the day, he's just a prick named Bob. He calls her a fat skank and says that she had her chance and blew it. Now, it's time for Tracy to find out it pays to be rude. Cornette comes out before Roode can do anything. He calls Roode an embarassment to men. Cornette says he should suspend Roode for the rest of his life. Of course, that won't happen. Cornette says he won't do that because Booker T can't get his revenge if he does that. He tells Tracy security will escort her off the property. Bobby won't lay a hand on her, of course, that won't stop the stalker from... speaking of which, cheap shot from behind. Tracy, meet your replacement, Ms. Peyton Banks. Matt Morgan comes out, of course too late to make a difference. Lethal talks up the Women's match, which should be the main event the way the card is shaping up. Commercial time.

JB is on the Christian Cage watch. AJ is running around in an ancient Egyptian outfit. Karen is looking for AJ... why do I see this becoming a Kurt, Karen, AJ love triangle. The Rock 'N' Rave Connection come out, without Christy Hemme. LAX is out next, accompained by Selinas, AKA Shelley Martinex, AKA Ariel. Hoyt tries to shoulder block Hernandex but doesn't budge him. Soyt goes for a suplex, but Hernandez reverse. Hoyt tags in Rave, who gets a back body drop, then Homicide comes in. Rave kicks him in the head as he rushes in and tags in Hoyt. Homicide continues dodging Hoyt's power before getting caught in a hip toss and a big boot. Hoyt picks up 'Cide in a crucifix, but 'Cide slips out and hits a cutter. Rave comes in, gets rocked by 'Cide and LAX double teams Rave like there's he owes them movey. Hoyt sets up for a moonsault, but Hernandez pushes him off. It takes Homicide two tries to get the Gringo Killa but he hits it for the three count.

WINNERS: LAX

Next we get ODB's opinion: who cares. She hopes they kill each other because she gets the next shot at the TNA Knocked Up (her words) Title. BAM!

We come back from commercial and Tomko is in the back with Crystal. Tomko has a match next with Shark Boy. YAWN! Tomko tells her that AJ got himself into it, he can get himself out of it. Tomko thinks that AJ went with Kurt because, "I don't know. A school boy crush." Shark Boy now has a crutch and his arm in a sling. This gimmick is almost as bad as the AJ saga. He'll get in the ring and perform like there's no injury. Tomko comes down to the ring. Shark Boy limps over with his crutch to hit Tomko who gives him a big boot. Shark Boy ducks a clothesline and Tomko hits him with one in the back of the head. Tomko hits a military press into a fallaway slam. I have to admit, Tomko's growing on me. Vince may have missed the boat with this one. Tomko puts him in a torture rack and spins it into a neckbreak for the easy three.

WINNER: TOMKO

We go to JB who's in the men's room. She asks AJ to tie her dress then asks for some time alone with AJ. Karen tells AJ there's a time when a man needs to step up and rise above it all. She tells him that he's become such a strong man. If Karen was hitting on AJ any harder he'd have bruises. Commercial time.

Kaz has Black Reign's rat, which is now been renamed Marlena. That's not a dig at Dustin's ex-wife at all... Kurt Angle comes out with his title and his wife and AJ both in tow, all dressed to the nines. Kurt holds the ropes for Karen and AJ. I really just want to fast forward to Christian doing the run in. Kurt declares him "Prince" AJ Styles. This is like a bad high school homecoming. Yawn. And here's Christian... thank goodness. Christian had Kurt in the anklelock and Kurt was tapping. Too bad the ref didn't see it. But Cage will deal with him later, he's here to deal with Prince AJ, or as the crowd is chanting "Princess AJ". It seems that taking orders from Karen Angle makes him a man. AJ says that he can take Christian. It's two on one, let's see if they can take him. But Slow-mo-a Joe's music comes on and Joe interupts. And Joe is telling us that he's here for his title shot. Now AJ is telling him that he doesn't get to call the shots, Kurt does. Christian said that he agrees with Joe that those two need their asses kicked. Cornette says Cage deserves a rematch. He also says that Joe should be a challenger for the Heavyweight Title. And AJ doesn't deserve a title match, but he just wants to see AJ get whooped. If Cage or Joe wins, they get a title match. If AJ wins, he gets a title match or Kurt gets two months off and doesn't have to defend the belt until Lockdown. I'll take anyone but AJ for $200 Alex. Knockout's match is back.

Well, some dumbass in my house put on Naruto while I was taping. I hope I don't miss anything. Just Kong's entrance... OK, cool deal. Gail's on her way to the ring, and if looks could kill, Gail would be a chalk outline. And the introductions are being done boxing style. Kong runs at Gail who ducks. Gail goes on a chop fest and Kong finally connects with a spinning backfist, knocking Gail to the outside then slams her head on the ring steps. She throws Gail up the ramp then chokes her with her leg. She gets up and Gail jumps but gets caught. Kong throws Gail into the ramp then the bleachers and then goes for an Umaga style ass smach, but Gail moves and Kong flies under the stage. Commercial time as Gail favors her lower back.

OK, the dumbass in question is my fiancee's little brother and he switched to Naruto again. I am going to kill him, I swear I am. We're back, nothing missed. Kong with a running body block, she picks Gail up and sets her in the corner. Gail gets away and hits a tornado DDT for a two count. There is a woman at ringside, who came down with Kong, I wonder who that is. Gail jumps off the top and gets caught by a Kong chokeslam for a two count. Kong whips her into the corner and Gail moves. Kong catches her again, this time with a double underhook facebuster and Gail again kicks out for two. Kong sets up the Awesome Bomb, but Kim floats over and hits an elbow, dropkick, went for a huracanrana, but Kong catches her with a repeating Awesome Bomb. One, two, three and it's over.

WINNER AND NEW TNA KNOCKOUTS CHAMPION: AWESOME KONG

They show Kong celebrating and cut to the replay package. Well, kids, that's all for tonight. An average show at best, but the women definitely deserved the main event.

"Godly" Ken Davison
godlykendavison@yahoo.com








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