TNA impact 9/27/07
Submitted by Patrick Pena on Friday, September 28, 2007 at 2:56 PM EST





Sorry this is late and short, but i have a lot of stuff going on today and tomorrow. But I won't bother you with that. This, is the impact report!

James Mitchell and Judas threaten Sting. Sting may want some revenge over the attack last week.

Match One: Team 3D vs Shark Boy and Sonjay Dutt

Team 3D approaches this match like it's a joke. Shark Boy gets the ass bite on Devon. Brotehr Ray laughs and he gets one too. Team 3D argues abount it and takes a missile dropkick from Shark Boy. Sonjay comes in. Sonjay shakes hands with Brother Ray. Sonjay takes a stiff clothesline. Brother Ray hugs him. Then chops him. Sonjay and Shark Boy get some offense in. Doulble suplex. Devon hits a double clothesline. 3D on Shark Boy. Winners: Team 3D

VKM approaches JB in the back. They want more attention. Just because they don't wrestle doesn't mean they shouldn't be on TV. They say they don't need fans. AKA they don't have fans. They think they are superstars. AKA they used to be in WWE.

Commercial.

JB is looking for Sting but he can't find in for comments.

Match Two: Jimmy Rave and LAnce Hoyt vs The Motor City Machineguns

I love the Motor City Machineguns. Shelley and Rave start it off.A little bit of chain wrestling before Shelley picks up the pace and goes to work on Jimmy Rave. Tag to Sabin. Hiptoss, double punch kip up, kicks. Sabin keeps workin on Rave. Tag to Shelley. The classic Jimmy Rave running knee. 2 count. Shelley takes both of them down. Tag to Sabin. Rave hits his tilt a whirl fujiwara armbar. He locks a submission on both MCMs. Double enziguri by the MCM. Winners: The Motor City Machineguns Match of the night. Easily.

Team 3D attacks the Motor City Machineguns.

Commercial.

Team 3D still attacking MCM. Shark Boy comes down. MCM is still through a table. Shark Boy gets the chair to the throat.

JB still can't find Sting.

Impact 2 hours next week.

Match Three: Ms. Brooks vs Jackie Moore vs Roxie Laveux vs Christy Hemme vs Gail Kim

Commercial

Winner of the match enters 10th in the 10-Women Gauntlet match at Bound For Glory. Gail Kim takes down Jackie and Brooks. And Roxie. Roxie hits a spinebuster. Christy with a reverse DDT on Roxie. Jackie throws Brooks with a german suplex. Missile dropkick from Gail Kim for a 2 count. "Tower of Doom" five-way superplex/powerbomb. Chopfest from Brooks and Roxie. All the guys fight outside and to the back. Jackie with an enziguri to Roxie. Roxie gets the win with the "Voo doo Slam" but only after interferance from VKM. Winner: Roxie Laveux

Commercial

Sting attacks Judas backstage. Tons of prop weapons are lying around randomly. They are all used to be smashed into one guy or the other.

Commercial.

They fight out to the ringside area. Judas climbs into the ring to escape Sting. Scorpion Deathlock from Sting. Angle comes down to attack Sting. Rhino comes down to save Sting. Abyss comes down to the aid of Sting and Rhino. Abyss is left standing in the ring.

WATCH NEXT WEEK FOR THE TWO HOUR EDITION OF IMPACT! Or come right here and read the results. More timely next week.








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