WSX Results 3/13/07- Five Episode Marathon!
Submitted by Patrick Peņa on Thursday, March 15, 2007 at 8:23 PM EST





First of all, I'm sorry but these are quick results and not full match descriptions, but I'm far behind enough as it is.

Week 5

Musical guest Jibbs performs and joins Kriss Kloss and Bret Ernst at the announce table.

We get a recap of last week's confrontation between Vampiro and the man we now know to be Ricky Banderas. We are then shown a promo from Ricky Banderas in which he states that Vampiros days on this earth are numbered.

Match 1- The Filth and the Fury vs Team Dragongate
Winners: The Filth and the Fury get a double pin after Open Hart Surgery from Teddy Hart and a Shooting Star Press from Mdogg

Scorpio Sky challenges Jack Evans for next week.

Match 2- 6pac vs The Human Tornado
Winner: 6pac with a toprope 6factor

Backstage Team Dragongate is yelled at by a man in a suit. He says they have lost for the last time and they must be reprogrammed. He throws them into a van.

Match 3- Delikado vs "The Anarchist" Arik Cannon
No Contest after Cannon is attacked by The Cartel

Week 6

Good Charlotte performs. Matt Sydal and Lizzy Valentine are rockin' out front row.

Match 1- Jack Evans vs Scorpio Sky
Winner: Jack Evans with a 450 splash

Los Pochos Guapos take Disco Machine's disco ball. They say that if they don't win their next match, they will break up. They challenge The Filth and the Fury to a match next week.

That 70s Team is seen oiling up backstage, getting ready for their match with Tyler Black and Jimmy Jacobs (DIFH)

- That 70s Team vs D.I.F.H.
Winners: That 70s Team. Disco pins Jacobs with a toprope powerslam.

We see footage of Team Dragongate being brainwashed by the man in the suit.

Tyler Black is yelling at Jacobs for losing the match, to a couple of hippies. Jacobs tries to calm him down with some mellow acoustic guitar.

Back in the ring, Fabian is going to announce our next match but is thrown out of the ring by Ricky Banderas, which gets a pretty decent pop, because everyone hates Fabian. Banderas calls out Vampiro. Vampiro comes out but is attacked by 6pac. They double team Vampiro until Youth Suicide comes to save him. Youth Suicide gets beat up by Banderas and thrown from the highest spot in the WSX bunker through some sort of exploding box (everything explodes in WSX).

Week 7

Quietdrive performs. Banderas is beating up Youth Suicide again, but this time on the stage. He then throws a roadie off the stage through a table.

Next week we'll see Ricky Banderas vs Vampiro for the WSX World Heavyweight Title

Match 1- Lil Cholo and Delikado of the Cartel vs Arik Cannon and Vic Grimes
Winners: The Cartel after Delikado hits a Shining Wizard on Grimes.

Lizzy and Matt Sydal talk backstage

Match 2- Matt Sydal vs The Human Tornado
Winner: The Human Tornado with an overhead back suplex.

More brainwashing footage of Team Dragongate

There's trouble in paradise for Lizzy and Matt. She doesn't date losers.

Match 3- The Filth and the Fury vs Los Pochos Guapos
Winners: Guapos after Mdogg takes a disco ball to the face.

Week 8

Pitbull performs.

Last week after the show went off the air, The Cartel Attacks Los Pochos Guapos. They leave a dead fish on the back of one of the Guapos.

Los Pochos Guapos hit the ring and call out the Cartel. Impromptu match.

Match 1- Los Pochoes Guapos vs The Cartel
Winners: Delikado of the Cartel hits a piledriver for the 1, 2, 3.

Luke Hawx is complaining to Alkatrazz backstage because they were supposed to have a match, but the Guapos took their TV time. They get into a fight with Vic Grimes and Arik Cannon.

We get a recap of the Banderas/Vampiro situation and it's time for the main event.

Match 2- WSX Champion Vampiro vs Ricky Banderas
Winner and new WSX World Heavyweight Champion, Ricky Banderas. End comes after Banderas chokeslams Vampiro through an exploding barbed wire casket.

Week 9

Styles P. performs

Recap of last week's title match.

Match 1- Luke Hawk and Alkatrazz vs Vic Grimes and Arik Cannon
Winners: Luke Hawk and Alkatrazz after a double team on Cannon.

Los Pochos Guapos challenge The Cartel to a Pirahna Death Match for next week!

Match 2- Scorpio Sky vs 6pac
Winner: 6pac after a quick 6factor.

Lacey interviews Lizzy and Matt Sydal backstage and mentions rumors about Lizzy and 6pac. Matt gets pissed and Lizzy walks out.

Match 3- Jack Evans vs Human Tornado ends in a time limit draw.

Team Dragongate has returned. And they challenge The Filth and The Fury to an EXPLODING CAGE DEATHMATCH!

So next week, in the season finale (most likely series finale) we have a double deathmatch main event.

End of Report.








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