WSX Results 2-13-07
Submitted by Patrick Peņa on Thursday, February 15, 2007 at 12:03 AM EST





Hello everyone and welcome to the WSX Report. I’m Patrick Peņa and I’ll be taking care of the WSX results from here on out. This is week three of Wrestling Society X. Tonight’s Show Features: The Trailer Park Boys vs The Filth and The Fury El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs Jack Evans And the main event, Los Pochos Guapos vs Alkatrazz and Luke Hawx in a TLC match.


Our show begins with our musical guest, Sparta. After a brief performance, we are shown clips from last week’s WSX Title match. Vampiro talks about what winning the WSX title means to him. He says the title is his life. And he is willing to make any sacrifice it takes to keep it.

Sparta joins Kris Kloss and Bret Ernst at the commentary booth and Fabian Kaelin enters the ring and makes some sort of reference to fire so that we can get the Kane pyro going and then it’s time for our first match up of the night.


Match 1: The Trailer Park Boys “Spyder” Nate Webb and Josh “Jug” Raymond w/ “White Trash” Johnny Webb vs The Filth and The Fury Teddy Hart and “Mdogg20” Matt Cross
Teddy and Josh lock up for a nice bit of chain wrestling before stopping at a stand-off. Both men make a tag, bringing Nate and Matt into the ring. Split-legged moonsault from Matt gets a 2 count. Teddy comes in and hits a sick cradle DDT on Josh. Josh and Nate are on the outside. Teddy Hart hits an Asai moonsault followed by a corkscrew moonsault from Matt Cross. The Trailer Park Boys get some offense in briefly before the tables turn after an unbelievable flipping tiger driver from Teddy Hart. Teddy Hart and Nate Webb fight outside the ring as Josh and Matt duke it out in the ring. Teddy pulls a live wire from the wall and electrocutes Nate Webb. He puts Webb on a table and pours water all over him. Teddy then electrocutes Webb once again before climbing up high to deliver Open Hart Surgery on Nate Webb through the table. Mdogg hits a Frankensteiner and a Shooting Star Legdrop and gets the 1, 2, 3 on Josh Raymond of the Trailer Park Boys.
Winners: Teddy Hart and Mdogg20, The Filth and The Fury


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When we return we see a recap of an incident from last week between tag team partners Aaron “Jesus” Aguilera and Joey “Kaos” Munoz. For the past two weeks Jesus has been distracted by “mamacitas” at ringside while Kaos has been on the business end of some asskickings. So Jesus suggests that this week, they meet Alkatrazz and Luke Hawk in a TLC match. That’s Tables, Ladders, and Cervezas of course.



Match 2: El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs “The Prince of Parkland” Jack Evans
Jack Evans enters the ring and does a little showboating with a spinning handstand. This is met with a boot to the gut from El Hombre, and the match is underway. El Hombre hits a springboard clothesline than sends Jack Evans’ body to flip violently in the air. Evans rolls to the outside and is met with a plancha from El Hombre. Back in the ring, El Hombre hits a fishermanbuster and gets a near fall. El Hombre sends Evans into the ropes and Evans hits a flipping springboard back elbow. He follows up with a flying knee. This puts El Hombre in the position to receive the devastating 630 splash. And then it’s academic. 1, 2, 3.
Winner: Jack Evans


::commercial break::

When we return we are treated with a video package about the legendary Matt Classic. He was a world champion in 1952 and he was apparently in a coma for 40 years and now has awakened with the physique of an old school wrestler and the mentality of an old school wrestler. He wrestles tonight on WSXtra at WSX.MTV.com (featured at the bottom of my report) vs Scorpio Sky.


Match 3: Tables, Ladders and Cervezas. Los Pochos Guapos Aaron “Jesus” Aguilera and Joey “Kaos” Munoz vs Alkatrazz and Luke Hawx Guapos take the ladder to their faces. Kaos gets Luke down. He is going for a moonsault but Jesus tells him to go to the ladder. While Kaos climbs the ladder, Jesus flirts with some mamacitas in the crowd. Luke moves and Kaos crashes and burns. Alkatrazz grabs Jesus’ arm and walks the ropes. He goes for a tornado DDT but Jesus counters it into a Northern Lights Suplex into the ladder. Kaos is going to get the win on Luke Hawx but Jesus tells him to use the table. Jesus once again loses focus, and Kaos, for the second week in a row, goes through a table. And after 1, 2, and 3, Alkatrazz picks up the victory for he and Luke Hawx. Winners: Alkatrazz and Luke Hawx


End of Show



WSXtra Match 1: Matt Classic vs Scorpio Sky Classic gets a quick take down and messes around with Sky a little bit, but a big dropkick takes down the big man, Matt Classic. Scorpio Sky is too quick for Matt Classic and takes a headscissors takedown. Scorpio goes for another wild lucha attack but it caught in an airplane spin from Matt Classic. Classic takes control again. Karate chop, heart punch. A big bodyslam from Classic and then he goes to the bottom rope for a big splash, but to no avail. A huge hurricanrana from Sky and Classic is on the outside. Scorpio runs and hits a somersault plancha. Shoulderblock back in the ring from Matt Classic. Sky hits an impaler DDT and gets the 1, 2, 3 on Matt Classic. Winner: Scorpio Sky


WSXtra Match 2: That 70s Team Disco Machine and Joey “Magnum” Ryan vs Doing It For Her (D.I.F.H.) Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black Jimmy is text messaging on the outside. Tyler locks up with the Disco Machine, but is met with pelvic gyrations. After some more dancing, Tyler irish whips Disco into the corner and hits a big dropkick. Jimmy comes in and lightly works on Disco. Tyler gets angry and enters to throw Jimmy Jacobs into Disco Machine. Joey runs in and hits a big foot in the face of Jimmy Jacobs. Beautiful standing dropkick, almost on the button to Jacobs. Double team from the 70s guys. Double stomp and an inverted double suplex. Disco hits a powerslam on Jacobs for a 2 count. Joey is tagged in again. Jacobs hits a neckbreaker variation on Joey and Joey calls for his inhaler. Black hits a sunset flip from the outside and pulls down Joey’s tights to reveal a pasty ass, and a g-string. Black picks up Joey and Jacobs comes off the ropes with an elbow, then Black hits a Michinoku driver and gets the pin.
Winners: D.I.F.H. Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black


And that’s it for this week’s edition of Wrestling Society X. See ya next time.

Patrick Peņa
PsychoPatrick@aol.com








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