ECW TV Results 9-5-06
Submitted by Eddie Martin on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 at 12:01 AM EST
Show opens with Big Show taking out DX highlight video. Video sets up the handicap match with DX tonight. DX arrives at the arena and its time for the bodies to hit the floor.
Sabu and Rob Van Dam vs Test and Mike Knox w/ Kelly Kelly
The extreme rules tag match begins with Sabu and Knox. Back and forth action with Knox gaining a slight advantage over Sabu. Sabu tags in RVD. Knox works over RVD while Sabu sets up a table on the outside. Test and Knox double team RVD in the corner while Sabu hunts for chairs under the ring. Test gets the tag and continues to work RVD over. RVD fights back, whipping Test into the corner. RVD hits the running leg lariat but falls over the top rope. RVD and Sabu hit a rolling thunder leg drop combo on Knox. Test breaks up the count. Knox and Sabu battle on the outside. RVD dives and takes out Knox. Sabu and Test on the inside. Test starts to military press Sabu, but RVD comes of the turnbuckle with a boot to Test’s face. RVD, Test, and Knox go back and forth on the ring apron. Sabu dives and all four go through the table. Back from commercials, Sabu and Test are on the inside. Sabu sets up the chair for his triple jump moonsault, but Test grabs his leg and Sabu crashes into the chair. Test only gets a 2 count. Test throws Sabu outside, and turns around to get a chair to the face from RVD. RVD skateboards the chair into Test. RVD goes up for the frog splash. Knox catches him with a chair shot. Knox superplexes RVD. Sabu hits a facebuster on Knox. Sabu puts Knox into the camel clutch and holds a chair in front of Knox. RVD kicks it into Knox’s face. Test breaks up the pin. Sabu launches himself into Test in the corner. Test falls onto a chair. Triple jump moonsault for 2. Sabu and RVD set up a table in the ring. Knox eats a chair from Sabu, and RVD throws one at Test. Knox is laid out on the table. Sabu and RVD go for legdrops onto Knox from opposite corners. It looked like Sabu missed, but RVD crashes Knox through the table for the win.
Winners: RVD and Sabu
Backstage, Big Show prepares for his handicap match with DX
Back from commercials, Kevin Thorn and Ariel are playing poker. No, wait, those are tarot cards. They like what the cards hold for them tonight, because it’s sexual.
Mike Striker is in the ring. Brains will always win over brawn. Striker takes a shot at the Little League World Champs. Claims we will never see him swimming with sting rays. Striker goes on and on. The Sandman’s music hits. Striker stands on top of his desks and taunts Sandman to come into the ring. Sandman slides into the ring and Striker runs like hell. Sandman writes sux under Striker’s name on the chalkboard and trashes the set.
Back to the show, Kevin Thorn and Ariel make their way down to ringside. Ariel climbs onto the announce table and rides Joey Styles. Styles screams about the girl with fangs about to bite him. Thorn and Ariel sit at ringside for the next match.
Balls Mahoney vs Stevie Richards
Richards takes the early advantage. Richards with a neckbreaker for 2. Stevie Richards hits an X-factor for 2. Balls fights back with a reverse cradle suplex for 2. Balls goes for his punch combo. Kevin Thorn interferes. Ariel distracts the ref. Camera angle had refs back to camera with Ariel bouncy on the ropes. Interesting visual effect. Missed the finish but the interference allowed Richards to get the win
Winner: Stevie Richards
After another commercial break, Shannon Moore is backstage. He is the Prince of Punk and he is bringing sexy back. CM Punk confronts him and calls him a poser. Punk bitch slaps Moore. Moore looks like he might cry.
Next up is the main event. Big Show makes his entrance. Heyman comes out with his security force. Heyman says he has had an attack of conscience. He cannot encourage the Big Show to decimate their guests tonight. He cannot expose his guests to the dangers of an extreme rules match. He was wrong and apologizes. Therefore, tonight’s match will not be an extreme rules match.
DX vs Big Show
Big Show counters the double team with head butts. HBK goes for a DDT. Big Show starts to block it, but a Triple H kick allows HBK to connect. Big Show fights back. Big Show with a suplex on HBK. Big Show slaps Triple H’s chest in the corner. Big Show body slams Triple H. HBK low bridged to the outside by security. Security starts a beat down on HBK. HHH tries to make the save, but is taken out by security. HBK back inside. Big Show press slams HBK. Bearhug on HBK. HBK gets a thumb to the eye to break the hold. Triple H back into the ring. Flurry of rights to Big Show from HHH. Triple H hits a spinebuster on Big Show. Security tries to come in, but DX fends the off. HBK dives to the outside to finish off security. Triple H sets up Big Show for the pedigree. Hardcore Holly runs in to make the save and causes the dq. HCH takes out HHH. HBK tries to fight back, but Big Show, Holly, and security beat him down. Triple H pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring. Big Show and Holly bail while security takes some shots from Triple H. Heyman, Show, and Holly retreat. Pyro is set up and DX chops to end the show.
Winner: DX
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