ECW TV Results 8-29-06
Submitted by Eddie Martin on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:58 PM EST






Paul Heyman introduces himself. He reminds us that ECW is his concept, his life. He says he has never wrestled in an ECW ring because he has never had too. But now, he has no option but to fight. Dr Frankenstein must destroy his monster. Heyman promises to pin Sabu 1-2-3.

After the Bodies Hit the Floor, A video shows Hardcore Holly’s attack on Rob Van Dam last week. This sets up the first match.

Rob Van Dam vs Hardcore Holly

RVD and HCH trade fist. RVD knocks Holly to the outside. RVD spells his name on the turnbuckle. RVD sets up and hits the corkscrew leg drop on Holly. Back in the ring, RVD goes for rights on Holly in the corner. Holly tries to counter with the Alabama Slam, but RVD grabs the ropes. Holly throws RVD back outside. Holly gets the advantage back in the ring. Holly puts a sleeper hold on RVD. RVD battles back to get a dropkick to the face from Holly. Holly tries to whip RVD to the corner. RVD reverses it, sending Holly into the corner and hits a running leg lariat. RVD hits Holly with running clotheslines, but only gets a 2 count. RVD hits the rolling thunder but misses the 5 star frog splash. Holly rolls outside and grabs a chair. Holly misses with the chair. RVD gets the chair and smack Hardcore in the back. Holly wins by DQ. RVD gets a little payback with a couple more chair shots, finally sending Holly over the security railing with a shot to the face.

Winner: Hardcore Holly

We come back and see Rene Dupree pulling a T.O., riding a stationary bike while everyone else is working.

Big Show comes out. A video package of Show taking out DX at Summerslam and Raw is shown. Big Show is the most dominate champion in WWE history. I thought that was the ECW title. Oh well. At Unforgiven, the McMahons and Big Show will face Degeneration X. Their fate is sealed. Show challenges DX to a handicap match next week on ECW. Hearts will be broken and the King of Kings will bow at his feet. Commercial time.

Shannon Moore is backstage. Fight the power.

CM Punk vs Stevie Richards

Punk and Richards lock up. Back and forth mat wrestling. Punk and Richards exchange chops. Richards flipped to the outside. Punk follows with a dive through the ropes. Back in the ring, Richards targets Punk’s ribs. Feet and knees to Punk’s ribs. Richard with a bear hug on Punk’s ribs. Punk battles back, dropkicks Richards. Punk hits a double hook backbreaker on Richards for 2. I didn’t catch the name, but Punk hits a Rock Bottom like move and finishes Richards with the Anaconda device submission.

Winner: CM Punk

Sabu highlight video leads to commercial break. ECW come back with The Marine promo.

Matt Striker comes to the ring. He is here to help us. He is a bona fide school teacher. We should look up to him. But we cheer for people like the Sandman. Striker runs down Sandman, using a lot of words that if I said them, people would think I made them up. Sandman comes to the ring. Striker throws the chalkboard at Sandman. Striker hits Sandman repeatedly with a stapler. Striker has outsmarted the Sandman.

After the commercials, Balls Mahoney introduces himself. Kelly Kelly stops him. She asks if he has seen her boyfriend. Balls hasn’t seen him. Kelly reminds us she is an exhibitionist. I guess that means flashing Balls when your man isn’t around.

Tazz and Styles put Kurt Angle over as his ECW clips are shown. Sabu then tells us he we massacre Heyman tonight.

Paul Heyman vs Sabu

Heyman comes out with his security force. Security takes down Sabu. Sabu battles back with chair shots on security. Heyman cowers by the ropes, expecting a chair shot of his own. Sabu sets the chair up and dives out of the ring on Big Show. Big Show catches him, but gets spiked. Security and Big Show beat down Sabu on the outside. Inside it’s the same story. Security holds Sabu so Big Show can throw the chair at his head. Show holds Sabu so Heyman can slap him. Heyman stands over Sabu, screaming and drooling at him. Show tells security to set up a table on the outside. Heyman hits a bloodied Sabu and gets blood on his fist. Heyman celebrates the blood on his hands like a five year old on Christmas morning. Every time Sabu starts to battle back, Big Show takes him down. RVD comes out to help Sabu. RVD makes it pass security and into the ring. Big Show hits the Van Daminator on Big Show. Show falls into the corner. RVD skateboards the chair into Show’s face. RVD dives to the outside to take out security. Big Show is out, and Heyman tries to revive him. Sabu gets Heyman from behind. Sabu hits the Arabian face buster. Heyman is set up on the outside. Sabu shoots of the ropes for the dive, but Big Show tackles him in midair. Hardcore Holly runs out and attacks RVD. Alabama Man hits the Alabama Slam on RVD through the table. Big Show hits Sabu with the backbreaker sleeper. Show drags Heyman over Sabu to get the 1-2-3. Hardcore Holly puts a table in the ring. Big Show chokeslams Sabu through the table. Big Show stands over a lifeless Sabu and does the DX chops. ECW closes with Heyman screaming at Sabu and performing last rights.

Winner: Paul Heyman

Quick Results
Hardcore Holly defeated Rob Van Dam
CM Punk defeated Stevie Richards
Paul Heyman defeated Sabu


On a side note, how the hell does Cheech Marin beat Chris Jericho in a singing competition? Oh, that’s right. It’s judged by Marie Osmond and Little Richard. Whatever. With Jericho gone, I won’t be tempted to watch that crap again.


Eddie Martin
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