ECW House Show Results from Poughkeepsie, New York 8-28-06
    Submitted by Calvin Martin on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:14 PM EST





    LOP reader Chaos sent in the following report:

    At the beginning Sabu interupts the ring announcer as he is talking. Then he tells everyone he wants an ECW title match now. Big Show comes out and accepts.

    *First Match-ECW World Title Match-Sabu vs. Champion Big Show(Extreme Rules):
    Big Show get more offensive in the begining by pushing Sabu down but Sabu manages to get offense and then the crowd chanted "We Want Tables". So then Sabu went out and did what we wanted, he got the tables. He put this one in the corner and then set a chair up. He leap frogged from the ring, to the chair, then to Big Show, and bulldogged Big Show through the table. But Sabu wanted more. He got another table and set it up in the middle of the ring. He also set the chair up and jumped from the chair to Big Show but Show caught Sabu and Chokeslammed Sabu through the table. Big Show then pinned Sabu,1..2..3!
    Winner:The Big Show
    Rating:7/10

    *Second Match-Rene Dupree vs. Balls Mahoney:
    The match is very back and forth. Rene talked trash alot when he was in control and got thrown out of the ring. He looked really bad with his long hair. But after a couple of minutes, Balls won with what I think was the Nutcracker Suite.
    Rating:7/10

    Third Match-The F.B.I. vs. Two new guys
    All I can say is the FBI won in an incredible fight but the two guys they faced seemed like they could make it in ECW or WWE.
    Winners:The FBI
    Rating:8/10

    *Fourth Match-Kevin Thorn vs. Stevie Richards
    When Thorn came out it looked like he wanted to kill us, but we all knew if he messed with us, we could kill his ass. The match was mostly Thorn dominating and then he got over when he beat Richards with the move where he puts his opponents legs on the ropes and holds there neck and goes down like an RKO.
    Winner:Kevin Thorn
    Rating:6/10

    *Special Presentation-Kelly Kelly vs. Francine in a Bikini Match
    Francine went first and she was good. She had red lips on her ass as if she was saying "kiss my ass". Kelly went and everyone loved it. She didnt know what to do though. She just walked around bending to the same crowds. Then everyone booed Francine and cheered Kelly so Kelly won.
    Winner:Kelly Kelly
    Rating:9/10

    After the match Francine got ticked off and was going to undress Kelly but Mike Knox came out and was going to destroy Francine but Sandman came out and made the save. He came from the crowd right by me. He went to each side of the crowd drinking beer and at the last side he took another guy's beer and told the guy to lean back and open his mouth. Sandman poured beer down the guys throat.

    *Fifth Match-Sandman vs. Mike Knox
    Sandman got in the ring with the cane but got it taken away since it was not extreme rules. I could not watch the rest of the match due to I had to go to the bathroom. But I do know that Sandman won then we went to the break.
    Winner:Sandman
    Rating:?

    Matt Striker came out after the break and started telling everybody how people are making themselves look like the opposite sex. Then fans chanted "You suck d..." and he told them "I suck what? No no no.The proper term is, penis". It was hilarious. He was wearing these ugly orange tights. Then he went on about how people with tattoos and peircings are stupid and that not one guy with tattoos or peircings could not beat him. Then came out CM Punk and we had a match going.

    *Sixth Match:Matt Striker vs. CM Punk
    Striker went out of the ring a lot in the match so it got really boring. CM Punk got lots of offense and Striker messed up when he tied CM Punk to the tree of woe and then went to low dropkick him. CM moved and Striker missed the turnbuckle as he was supposed to get crotched but Striker pulled himself to it. CM Punk got the win with his submission move.
    Winner:CM Punk
    Rating:8/10


    Tommy Dreamer came out and told how much history was in the arena. How they had a PPV there when ECW was small and growing. He said thank you to all the ECW fans who support everything the buisness meant. Then Test came out as his opponent.

    *Seventh Match:Tommy Dreamer vs. Test
    This was a great match with a lot of back and forth action. It came down to where every move looked like the finish of the match. But Tommy got his Dreamer Driver reversed and got hit in the face followed up with a big boot. Then Test hit the TKO for the win.
    Winner:Test
    Rating:9/10


    MAIN EVENT
    Eighth Match:Rob Van Dam vs. Hardcore Holly
    The match was really short and the finish was that RVD misses the 5 Star Frog Splash but still rolls Holly up in a cradle. Then Holly beat up on the Ref and RVD. Then came Knox and Test and they dominated RVD until Dreamer and Sandman came out with weapons like trash can lids and canes. It was great. Then everyone expected a 6 Man Tag but it didint happen.
    Winner:Rob Van Dam
    Rating:7/10




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