WWE Diva Search Finale Report 8-16-06
    Submitted by Jason on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:41 PM EST



    Diva Search Finale August 16, 2006 New York City, New York:

    They show New York City's Hardrock cafe. Todd Grisham is hosting. (Yeah it's not Miz!)

    They do a Diva Search video of J.T., Jen, and Layla.

    Grisham introduces his co-host tonight the 2005 Diva Search Winner Ashley Massaro. (A great example of why the Diva search failed last year. Altough she does look smoking hot in a short black dress.)

    Jen England exits a limo and enters the building. She was in DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story says Grisham.

    Layla El is out of the limo next and is wearing a very very short pink skirt. You can see her thong lingerie. Grisham says she appeared in Kayne West music videos and is from England.

    J.T. Tinney is out last. Grisham announces her as the hottest MILF ever. She looks smoking hot as well. All three ladies do.

    Ashley says were all anxious to see whose gonna win.

    They introduce Jen England out. She walks on a catwalk. They show a video about Jen.

    Ashley interviews Jen. She says she's giving the money to charity and will buy her fans a drink after the show.

    Layla England is out next on the catwalk. They show a video about Layla.

    Ashley interviews Layla. Layla says she would give the money to charity as well as investing it and buying everyone a drink as well.

    J.T. Tinney is out last on the catwalk. They show a video about J.T.

    Ashley interviews J.T. J.T. thanks everyone for all the votes.

    Layla, Jen, and J.T. compete in a Divas Lingerie Contest next.

    (So far it's been boring with all of the talking crap.)

    -Commercial-

    Grisham is taking over for Miz by doing his annoying mic work making stupid little teenage jokes like Mom I'm sorry but I like to see girls half naked in lingerie.

    Jen is out first in white lingerie. She talks but it's to unintellegible and keeps talking about her being a kitten.

    Layla is out next in a one piece black and pink lingerie. Damn. She talks and then lets some fan tap her on the ass and does the splits. The crowd starts a Layla chant.

    J.T. is out last to a pink two piece. Double Damn. She asks if the fans want to see more of her or less of her meaning to take off her clothes.

    Layla, Jen, and J.T. come back out. A Layla chant starts again. The fans choose. J.T. gets mixed reaction. Layla is cheered. Jen gets almost no reaction. Layla wins.

    (The girls look hot but still another boring segment. The only girl who has any life in her is Layla and the fans seem to catch on as well to it.)

    When we come back only two divas will advance.

    -Commercial-

    The girls are back out. Another Layla chant starts. Grisham says J.T. is eliminated!!!! What the!! (I always voted for J.T. because she's the hottest of the bunch but I knew she would be first runner up cause she lacks personality. I swear Jen should have been the first one cut.)

    J.T. says we will see her again and she will be a WWE Diva. (I'm sure you'll be signed right when you walk back in that curtain, like half of the other girls will.)

    -Commercial-

    They show a trailer of John Cena's new movie The Marine. (Hey it actually looks pretty good.)

    The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus are in the house.

    They show highlights of picking the top eight, the competitions each week on Raw and Smackdown, and the eliminations of Amy, Maryse, Rebecca, Erica, and Milena.

    Up next bikini arm wrestling between Layla and Jen.

    -Commercial-

    Layla and Jen are in bikinis getting ready to arm wrestle. Ashley says you have to be tough to be a WWE Diva. She says she broke her knuckle (cause she can't perform a move right.) and broke her leg several months back (cause she can't take a move right.) Jen ends up winning even though Layla pulled her arm up for leverage Jen still got her down. Ashley wants to know who's the sexiest diva. She says they have 20 seconds to make out with Grisham. (Oh joy.) Jen goes first and goes up and down on him but never kisses him. Todd takes off his jacket and Layla takes him down and straddles him. Ashley has another surprise. She said they have 20 seconds to make out with each other. They kiss once and then just roll around together. Ashley said she enjoyed that. (Okay?)

    When we come back we will find out who will win the $250,000 and be the 2006 Diva Search Winner.

    (Another lame segment. Grisham must be writing his own scripts lately.)

    -Commercial-

    Another huge Layla chant breaks out. Layla and Jen come back out. After some stalling from Grisham he announces the winner of the $250,000 Diva Search is Layla El! Layla starts to jump with joy and hugs the fans. Layla starts to cry as Ashley presents her with a huge $250,000 check. Layla jumps around with it and confetti starts to fall down.

    Winner of the 2006 Diva Search: Layla El

    Order of Elimination:
    1) Amy Zidian
    2) Maryse Oulette
    3) Rebecca DiPietro
    4) Erica Chevillar
    5) Milena Roucka
    6) J.T. Tinney
    7) Jen England

    Overall this show was boring! You had two hosts, Ashley and lame Grisham who have no personality. And lame contests and competitions. And J.T. was eliminated first. The only positive about it was Layla who had the most energy of the bunch and the fans support won so hopefully she'll succeed in the WWE and train hard and not be a disgrace like last years winner.

    Overall Rating: 3

    Keep it safe and see you all for Smackdown!

    Jason
    Jrg10287@aol.com




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