TNA Hard Justice Results 8-13-06
Submitted by Jules on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:50 PM EST





We join Jeremy Borash and a very scandalous looking Christy Hemme and we’re now less than T-minus 30 minutes and counting away from TNA Hard Justice. We now shoot things down to Mike Tenay and Don West for a rundown of the card for tonight’s event. Now we get a replay of the history of Sting/Jarrett. Same stuff we saw on Impact. After this Hemme and Borash are standing in the crowd talking about the upcoming three way falls count anywhere match between Samoa Joe, Rhino, and Monty Brown. We are now treated to a video recap of this entire feud, starting with Rhino’s infamous promo where he ‘burned the ECW title’ all the way up to last weeks brawl. Back to Hemme and Borash who are still hawking the PPV. We get a close up of Hemme’s legs which while hot, could use abit of skin care product. My admiration of the lovely Hemme is then interrupted by none other than Alex Shelley. Shelley says that Kevin Nash injured himself teaching Tito Ortiz the ‘360’ splash at the UFC Dojo last week, but that he would take his place in the X Division number one contenders match with Chris Sabin.


It is now time for our first match up of the night. First out through tunnel comes Ron ‘The Truth’ Killings. They then play a recap video of an Explosion match between Truth and his opponent for tonight, A1. A1 now makes his way to the ring and the play another video of a match between these two in which A1 got the deuce. Now it is time for the rubber match between these two. Killins and A1 touch boots and do a mini-dance off before tying up. Killings charges A1 and takes him over the top with a clothesline. He then hits a staggering A1 with a drop kick through the middle ropes. Back in the ring A1 catches Killings in the corner and drops him across the top rope. A1 hits a neckbreaker for a two count. A1 now locks in a chin lock which Killings fights out of and then hits A1 with a flying forearm and then a flatliner. Killings plants A1 again, for a two count. A1 hits killings with an elbow and goes for a pin with rope leverage but this time Killings kick out. Killings escapes a suplex and then hits the axe kick for the pinfall victory.

Your winner Ron Killings.

Up next is part 2 of the Sting/Jarrett saga. Hemme and Borash are now back up on the ramp with yet another rundown of the card for Hard Justice. Cut to part 3 of the Sting/Jarrett saga. Back at the booth with Tenay and West who hype up the main event between Sting and Jarrett. Cut to part 4 of the Sting/Jarrett saga.

Now out from the tunnel comes Sonjay Dutt and Cassidey Riley for their match with Jimmy Jacobs and El’ Diablo. Riley and Jacobs battle it out for a while and then Jacobs tags in Diablo. Riley hits a standing moonsault on Diablo and then misses a split leg moonsault from the top. Jacobs tags back in and hits a diving headbutt for a two count. Diablo comes back in and we’ve got a war of chops. Dutt tries to come in but the ref won’t allow it. This gives Diablo and Jacobs the opportunity to work over Riley in their corner. Now Jacobs runs into Riley powerslam. Dutt tags in and he’s on FIYAH. Dutt hits a series of moves and then in comes Riley. They double team Diablo and pin him to gain themselves a big victory.


Your winners – Cassidey Riley and Sonjay Dutt.

Tag title match vignette airs featuring the history between LAX and Styles and Daniels. Tenay and West start to talk but are then cut off by a PPV vignette. Real professional boys. More main event hype from Borash and I get a peak up Christy’s skirt. Thank you Mr. TNA Camera Man. Your checks in the mail. Borash moth moves but my eyes are fixated on Hemme. Christy asks us if we’re ready for some ‘Hard Justice’… There’s a joke there, but I’ve got way too much class to touch it. We now get a final rundown of promos and videos hyping all of the major matches for tonight. And that concludes the recap of the half hour PPV hypefest. And now.. IT’S SHOWTIME FOLKS!




A creepy vignette of a little girl singing ‘mocking bird’ airs and then the TNA voice guy goes into a tirade about good and evil. It’s all very deep and poignant stuff. TNA has come a long way in terms of production values indeed.. Martin Luther King even joins in for the voice over of this PPV intro. That must have cost a pretty penny. Now TNA wrestling presents Hard Justice. The pyro goes off at the Impact Zone and we’ve got a jam packed house for tonight’s show.



Our opening contest is Johnny Devine Vs. Eric Young. They play a recap of last weeks Eric Young/Jim Cornette segment in which they made this match. Now Eric Young is doing his best Bushwhacker walk down to the ring from the back. And trailing behind him is a horde of TNA fans. And quite the goofy looking fans at that. They all chant don’t fire Eric. Johnny Devine now grabs a mic. He wants to know why Young is sucking up to the TNA fans. He says Young always chokes because he can’t take the pressure. He reminds him that if he can’t get the job done with him tonight that he is done with TNA. The bell rings and the match begins. Devine whips Young into the ropes and Young jumps over him and then slides under him. Young now gives Devine a….. hug. Devine repays his kindness with a barrage of forearms. Devine locks in a rear chinlock and Young fights out and locks Devine into a crucifix pin for a two count. Devine now levels Young with a big punch. Devine snapmares Young down and hits a series of quick knee drops as the fans chant for Young. Devine backs Young into a corner and slaps him. Young now whips Devine into the corner but Devine flips up and hits inverted DDT on Young. Some pyro has caught fire above the ring and the ring is flooded with fire extinguisher smoke. I hope to God that building doesn’t burn down! Devine hits a snap suplex in the midst of all this confusion and then misses a moonsault. Eric Young now rolls up Devine for a two count. The crown now starts up a ‘You Can’t See Us Chant’ and TNA is finally… literally on FIRE. Eric Young now hits a flying elbow from the tope and pins Devine for a long two count. Devine now rolls up Young and puts his feet on the ropes for another two count. Young attempts a sunset flip and finally gets him over. Devine misses an enzeguri and gets planted in a neckbreaker. Eric Young now picks up the first pinfall victory of the night!

Your winner: Eric Young

Earl Hebner now shows up looking like a crazed bum (who just lit a building on fire) and attacks Slick Johnson. Tenay and West recover from the shock of the previous segment as we see all the major players for tonight’s main event make their way into the arena.


Up next (or so I thought then) is the four way match between the James Gang, AMW, The Naturals and Matt/Kazzarian. We now see the ring crew setting up a new mat. The old mat was damaged by the fire I guess. This is without a doubt one of the most surreal things I have ever seen in PPV history. They are now stalling for time by playing a Sting/Jarrett vignette. I’m gonna go grab a soda. Tell me if I miss anything okay? I noticed during this uber long video package that TNA used the line ‘Adversity introduces a man to himself’.. Arn Anderson should sue. After this the screen goes black and we get a ‘technical difficulties’ message. And then.. they restart the same video package that they just played. I am truly speechless. I pray for the safety of those in the arena, but assuming they are fine, can we hurry this shit up a little bit!

We now finally return to live TV. Mike Tenay and Jeremy Borash are outside the TNA arena behind a firetruck, where EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED. Fire officials have finally cleared the building for re-entrance it looks like, so the show will go on! Don West now appears with new information. A video of the fire plays as we see firemen swarm around the arena outside. According to TNA the PPV will resume in a few minutes. Tenay and West now go into frenzy mode and then proceed to put over, Eric Young, Johnny Devine, the TNA fans, and yes, even the fire!. We cut to a shot of an empty TNA Arena where fans are slowly piling back in. Don West says that due to time constraints that some matches will have to be cut. That sucks. Eric Young now shows up and wants Jim Cornette to know that this wasn’t his fault. Monty Brown now appears for a promo about his match with Joe & Rhino outside the building. Monty Brown now breaks into a few musical numbers and a comedy routine. And this is now officially the weirdest night in wrestling history. This promo just drags on and on.. and on… and it finally appears like fans are almost done being re-situated inside the arena. Shane Douglas now appears with the Naturals for a promo. He says adversity is what makes people great. He says that the fire in the building will not put out the fire in his boys chests. We now cut to Borash who is in the back with Alex Shelley cutting a promo about Chris Sabin and his match tonight. Kevin Nash now rolls out in a wheel chair and says today is the darkest day of his life. He hands Shelley his dog tags and tells him to go to war.


Chris Sabin now appears from the tunnel, followed by Alex Shelley and it appears this match will occur now! Kevin Nash is now rolled to the ring in his wheelchair as the bell rings. Shelley and Sabin lock up and exchange armbars to start off this match. They now engage in some nice looking chain wrestling. Shelley takes a break to drink some water. The action now continues as the fans start a courtesy ‘dueling chant’ for both Sabin and Shelley. Sabin now sets up Shelley and hits a hard dropkick. Alex Shelley now flies off the ropes and nails a bulldog onto Sabin. He follows this up with a springboard moonsault for a two count. Sabin hits a desperation Jawbreaker and then throws Shelley out of the ring. Sabin now sails through the ropes and hits a suicide dive onto Shelley. Shelley is sent back in the ring as Sabin comes of the top, but he is then caught in the ‘crotch claw’ by Shelley. Nash looks concerned on the outside. Sabin hits a running kick in the corner and sets Shelley up on the top. Shelley reverses and hits a flying reverse atomic drop, furthering his damage of Sabins.. uh crotch. Shelley now hits a twisting armbar driver and locks on a submission. Sabin escapes and then hits the hesitation dropkick on Shelley in the corner. Sabin now hits Shelley with another high impact move for a long two count. Shelley crotches Sabin on the middle rope and then hits a rolling back cracker, Shelley hits the ‘Shellshock’ and gets a two count. Shelley now misses the sliced bread . Nash throws in a chair. Shelley picks it up only to have it kicked into his face. Sabin hits the ‘Cradle bomb’ and gets the victory via pinfall!

Your winner: Chris Sabin.


We now have an Abyss promo in the back with James Mitchell.


Abyss Vs Brother Runt

They both make their way to the ring, and Runt is now sporting the ‘Deniro ‘Taxi Driver’ look complete with Mohawk and tye-died top. Runt hits some punches and then tries to irish whip Abyss but Abyss picks him up into a press. Runt breaks free and hits some running headbutts. Abyss now tosses Runt deep into the crowd! Runt now hits the Acid Drop on Abyss on the outside. Raven is shown looking on as Runt grabs a chair. Abyss likewise has a chair that he is wedging into the corner. Runt tosses his chair aside as he steps into the ring. Abyss now throws him head first through the chair into the corner. Ouch! Abyss pounds on Runt and the charges into him with a huge splash. Raven looks worried for some reason. Abyss hangs Runt on the top rope but Runt fights him off with the steel chain and then hits a double stomp from the top rope for two. Runt now hits another Acid Drop, and gets another two count. Runt goes for a third Acid Drop but Abyss counters and throws Runt into the ref, knocking him out. Abyss now sprinkles the tacks on the ringmat. Abyss now rubs Runt’s face deep down into the thumbtacks and then stomps his head into the tacks! Runt is now.. hulking up. Runt headbutts Abyss down. Runt runs at Abyss but gets press slammed body first into the tacks. Abyss now black hole slams Runt into the tacks and pins him for the three count. Raven now does his signature pose on the outside.

Your winner: Abyss




We’re now in the back with Rhino who cuts a promo about the upcoming match with him and Samoa Joe. He says he didn’t come here to watch a building burn, but to destroy a building. He says he’s going to cut someone in half with a GORE! GORE! GORE!

Monty Brown vs Rhino vs Samoa Joe

All three men make their way into the ring and this thing gets started hot and heavy. It’s basically a giant brawl between three monsters. Brown levels Joe with a clothesline. Rhino hits a plancha onto Brown. Samoa Joe hits a suicide dive onto Rhino! The brawl now continues on the outside. Brown now hits both Joe and Rhino with a trashcan. Joe kicks the can into Browns head. Joe sets Brown in a chair and hits a running kicking onto a seated Brown. Joe and Rhino now trade lefts and rights. Rhino hits Joe with a food tray. Rhino hits Joe with a Kendo Stick and then chokes him with it. Joe grabs the stick and cracks Rhino with it. Joe now kicks Rhinos head against the wall, which draws a fecal chant from the crowd. Monty Brown now hits a diving plancha over the guard rail which garners him two, two counts (no that was not a typo) on his two opponents. Rhinos head now breaks off a chunk off the wall and Rhinos back tears the rest of it down. Monty Brown now beats on Joe with a piece of the Impact Zone wall. They are literally tearing down the house!

Rhino now takes Brown into the stands, They brawl in the crowd as Joe attacks from behind with a fans crutch. Rhino now takes a chair shot from a chair with an X painted on it. Joe now kicks Monty in the stands. Joe grabs an umbrella and cracks Rhino with it. Rhino returns the favor with a trashcan lid. Rhino suplexes Monty on the entrance ramp. He now does the same to Joe.Rhino goes for a go but misses. Monty slams Rhino on the ramp for a two count. Monty dropkicks Joe on the outside for another two count. Rhino hits Monty with several trashcan lid shots. Rhino now gets whipped hard into the corner. Joe comes in and whacks Brown with the trashcan lid. Joe hits a stiff kick and then this trashcan senton on Brown. Rhino now guts Joe with a chair and then spinebusters him on it for a two count. Joe powerbombs Rhino off the toprope onto a chair. Monty pulls Joe out to the floor and sends him into the announce table. Speaking of tables, Monty now grabs one from under the ring and sets up outside. Brown and Joe now fight up the ramp..

Rhino now rejoins the part and lays out both his opponents. Rhino now sets up another table… and another. That makes three so far I believe. Monty ducks a Gore and Rhino goes crashing off the stage into two tables! Joe now STO’s Monty through the other table and pins him there to achieve victory. Joe grabs the mic and says he doesn’t care if the building burns down, he came here for a fight and that he got one, and he’d do it all over again.

Your winner: Samoa Joe


Borash is now talking to Larry in the back about Earl Hebner. Slick Johnson comes out and accuses Larry of being in collusion with Jarrett and Hebner.


Gail Kim vs Zerelda

Gail Kim comes out looking hot, and Zerelda comes out looking like she just had sex with Funaki and then stole his ring attire. The match starts and Zerelda gets an early advantage using her power. The crown chants ‘She’s a man’ at Zerelda. Gail Kim gyrates on the outside and then comes in for a knee drop. Gail Kim dominates Zerelda as Tenay mentions that the number one contenders match for the tag titles will not be happening tonight. Gail Kim now locks on the Tarantula in the ropes. Kim misses a high cross body and Zerelda now slams Kim down to the mat for a two count. Gail Kim now locks on a sleeper and then snaps her over with a whiplash type move which is enough to get her a pinfall victory.


Your winner: Gail Kim

Big Poppa Pump promo goes down backstage. Steiner says TNA fans are white trash, and that Christian is Canadian white trash, which is the lowest form of homo-sapien on planet earth. Scotty, run for president, please. Cut to Senshi video package.

Senshi vs Jay Lethal vs Petey Williams


The match begins with a three way stand off. All three men trade lefts and rights. Lethal hits a leaping kick and then gets thrown outside. Williams now hits hurricanrana on Lethal and then both men are taken down by a Senshi plancha. Williams hits a leg drop on the apron and is then nailed with a Senshi kick. Senshi now chops away at Lethal and then powers him down. Williams returns to the ring and brings the fight to Senshi.. Lethal springs back up and attacks Williams. Lethal misses a moonsault and gets caught in a chinlock from Williams while Williams gets kicked by Senshi. The action continues as various unique sequences of maneuvers are applied. Lethal is hung in the corner and Petey Williams stands on his crotch. Senshi now attacks Williams and they begin brawling. Senshi now kicks the crap out of Williams and then climbs to the top. Lethal now goes for a superplex but gets caught upside down again. Senshi leaps off of Lethal and attacks Williams. Lethal now hits a double dropkick on Senshi and Williams.

They continue to brawl and then do some more fast paced moves of which I have no idea how to call. Willams hits the legsweep on Lethal and signals for the Destroyer. Lethal fights out and suplexes Williams for a two count. Senshi misses a double stomp, then several near falls occur. Senshi breaks this up by double stomping both men at the same time. Lethal now gutwrenches Senshi. Williams puts Lethal in the sharpshooter. Senshi hits a double kick on Williams. Senshi chops Lethal down in the corners. Lethal now hits a huge full nelson suplex on Senshi for a two count. Lethal now goes up top for his big headbutt but he misses and then gets put in the Canadian Destroyer. Senshi kicks Williams out of the way and pins Lethal to retain his title.

Your winner: Senshi.


Borash is now in the back with LAX for another promo.




LAX vs Styles/Daniels


The ref holds up the tag team titles as the bell rings to start this match. Hernandez easily overpowers Daniels and slams him down. Daniels uses his speed and agility to take the big man over with a head scissors to the floor. Styles tags in, and so does Homicide and we have a fight on our hands. Homicide now uncorks a hurricanrana onto Styles. Hernandez comes in and gets dropkicked by Daniels. Styles and Homicide wrestle on the inside while Daniels and Hernandez brawl on the outside. Daniels now tags in he and Styles work over Homicide in their corner. Styles and Daniels almost botch a double team move but then manage to power down Homicide in a big slam. Homicide now hits a sick neckbreaker on Styles and then tags in Hernandez. Hernandez hits an impactfull suplex onto Styles and then tags Homicide back in who works over AJ with a rear chin lock. AJ tries to skin the cat over the top but LAX double teaming prevents him from doing so. Homicide now hits a sweet looking dive on AJ over the top rope into the rail. Homicide now pins AJ for a two count when Daniels makes the save.

Hernandez works over Styles and then tags in Homicide. Homicide goes for suplex but AJ reverses and plants him on the top rope. Daniels now tags in and goes to work on LAX hitting all of his signature spots. Daniels now hits a big moonsault on the outside onto Homicide. Hernandez now hits a huge dive that takes out both Daniels and his own partner. AJ not wanting to be outdone hits his patended shooting star press to the outside wiping out everybody. Styles now plants Homicide on the inside for a two count. LAX hits a double team bulldog on Daniels that gets them a two count. AJ blocks a DDT attempt by Homicide. We now get a tower powerbomb/superplex on AJ and Homicide. AJ hits the flipping DDT on Hernandez for a near fall. Now all four men are down in the ring. AJ hits the pele, and then Homicide kicks him out of the ring. Konnan knocks AJ off the top rope. Hernandez goes for the his crucifix bomb but Daniels counters out of it and him and Styles hit Hernandez with a double team move to garner them a huge victory over LAX.


Your winners: AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.

Borash is in the back with Christian who claims Jarrett tried to get out of tonight’s title match by means of arson! ( I sure hope they run with that storyline!) He insults Steiner and gives his support to Sting. Cut to the same Sting/Jarrett video we’ve seen over 500 times tonight.


Sting vs Jeff Jarrett

Sting and Christian make their way out to the ring first to a huge ovation. They are soon joined by the duo of Steiner and Jarrett. Jeremy Borash now makes the official introductions. Referee Rudy Charles holds up the NWA title and we are now ready for the action to begin. The bell sounds and the two warriors lock up. Jarrett sends Sting into the ropes but Sting just runs over him. Sting goes for the Scorpion Deathlock already, but Jarrett makes the ropes to break it up. Sting throws Jarrett into the announce table and then hits him with a fan. (the object) Jarrett and Sting brawl to the back of the arena where Sting maintains constant control. Sting drops Jarrett throat first on the guard rail. Sting now fights Jarrett deep into the stands and the ref is being very loose with the rules so far. Sting wraps Jarretts head with a towel and then boxes his ears. Sting now launches Jarrett over the railing back towards the ring. Sting goes to the top rope but Steiner nails him in the knee with a steel chair. Steiner now hits a suplex on Christian on the outside.

Back in the ring Jarrett now works over the leg of the Stinger. Jarrett has the figure four locked in. Sting now tries to draw energy from the fans as Jarrett slaps him in the face. Sting turns Jarrett over, but Jarrett grabs the rope. They now exchange some punches. Sting goes for a Stinger Splash but misses. Sting counters the Stroke and has Jarrett pinned but Steiner pulls the ref out of the ring. Christian attacks Steiner which gets him kicked out of the match. Christian throws in the title belt to Sting who nails Jarrett with it. By the time the referee makes it into the ring though Jarrett is able to kick out at two. Steiner hits Sting in the back with the chair. Christian fights Steiner off. Apparently he’s no ejected after all. Christian knocks out Jarrett with the chair. This act gets him officially ejected. Steiner is now also thrown out. Rudy Charles is one pissed off referee tonight. Jarrett locks in a sharpshooter on Sting. Sting breaks out applies the same move onto Jarrett. Jarrett finally reaches the ropes. Stinger goes for another Stinger splash but he accidentally takes out Rudy Charles. Jarrett low blows Sting and hits the Stroke. Steiner now comes out and so does Christian! Christian grabs Jarrett’s guitar. Christian now nails Sting while he flies of the top rope with Jarrett’s guitar! Jarrett rolls on top of Sting for the three count. Christian Cage has screwed Sting out of the title.


Your winner: Jeff Jarrett

Your newest heel: Christian Cage.


















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