TNA iMPACT 5/25 - King Of The Mountain 3 Qualifying Match #2
    Submitted by BC on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:01 AM EST



    MATCH: SENSHI vs. ALEX SHELLEY vs. SHARK BOY vs. JAY LETHAL
    - Big "Low-Ki" chants.
    - Apparently Orlando didn't hear the introduction of SENSHI.
    - Shelley and Sharky come in off tags, so I guess they'll be tagging in.
    - Tenay says "first pin wins", then shills X-Men.
    - Surprisingly, Don West LOVES X-Men.
    - I have a feeling you could shit in his Christmas stocking and he'd still be happy.
    - Sharky bites Senshi's face... through the mask!
    - Shelley breaks up a pin, but Senshi chops the BEJESUS out of him!
    - Lethal missile dropkick on Senshi, but Shelley attacks him up top.
    - Sharky and Senshi join the fray for THE TOWER OF DOOOM.
    - A shot of L.A.X.'s strike is seen. Yay? Boo?
    - Lethal and Shelley counter the DSD for a dropkick.
    - Lethal gets planted... for a TOP ROPE DOUBLE STOMP! JESUS!
    - Senshi gets the pin after damn killing killing Lethal... again.
    - You'd think Lethal'd know better than to fuck with Ki by now.
    - Kevin Nash comes out, checks out Senshi, then powerbombs Lethal as Shelley films it.
    - Nash says he's soon-to-be the undefeated X-Division Champ.
    PROMO: JEFF JARRETT, MONTY BROWN & SCOTT STEINER
    - Borash talks about the possibilities of tonight's qualifying match.
    - None of the wrestlers talk. Yay? Boo?
    - SHOCKS AND HORRORS! NO SEE NO EVIL AD?!?!?!

    VIDEO PACKAGE: King Of The Mountain
    - Highlights of the first two five-way KOTMs and Abyss' qualification last week.
    MATCH: THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH with Simon Diamond vs. A.J. STYLES & CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
    - Replayed footage from Sacrifice's NWA World Tag Team Title match.
    - BCv1 NOTE: Great match in case you missed it.
    - Daniels takes over on the best jobber in the biz, David Young.
    - Young comes back with his wind-up whirlygig...
    - Then sets A.J. for the New School huracanrana! Damn, that's cool.
    - Styles rallies back for a double quebrada reverse DDT.
    - Hot tag to FACD who lights both guys up, twisting bulldog/dropkick combo?
    - Daniels slings Young into Skipper, knocking him off the apron.
    - Styles suicide dive on Skipper as Daniels hits Angel's Wings!
    - Chris Harris hits Daniels with the billy club! 1? 2? 3?
    - DAVID YOUNG pins Christopher Daniels?
    - Oh, God. 6-6-6 really is coming, isn't it?
    - Judgment Day? Shit, the signs were there!
    PROMO: STING
    - Sting says he wants to see TNA move to the next level.
    - The only way it'll happen is if Jeff Jarrett is removed from TNA.
    - I guess Sting has a computer too. Sigh.
    - At Slammiversary, Sting is coming for Jarrett.
    - Still no See No Evil ad.
    - Does a Wreckless Intent commercial count?


    VIDEO PACKAGE: Slammiversary
    - REALLY lame ad for the June 18th pay-per-view.
    - Brock Lesnar F-5ing a shark lame.
    - After it, Tenay & West wonder if Sting's motivation in entering KOTM is to win the gold or to keep Jarrett from doing so.
    PROMO: THE JAMES GANG
    - B.G. and Kip come out, looking more like Team 3D than they really should be allowed to.
    - They cut a promo as 3D, putting themselves over as the best tag-team.
    - B.G. mocks Brother Ray's weight gain, while Kip chimes in with "Oh, my brother... testify!"
    - B.G. tells Kip to "set the tables" for three because he's eating for two.
    - He disses 3D's ECW exploits then cuts the comedy and claims they were nothing until the Gang put them over.
    - Despite being heels, the crowd is SOLIDLY behind B.G. & Kip, myself included.
    - A challenge for Slammiversary is accepted and it's on.
    - That was pretty damn funny.
    VIDEO PACKAGE: RAVEN
    - Raven, winner of the last KOTM, says he'll win the next one.
    - See No Evil Ad Count: still zero

    PROMO: JEFF JARRETT & SCOTT STEINER
    - Finally, Jarrett and Steiner speak out against Sting and Samoa Joe.
    - Steiner tells Joe he's going to slap him... I think.
    - I'm not really fluent in Steiner.
    MATCH: BOBBY ROODE with Scott D'Amore vs. ANDY DOUGLAS
    - Is that "Stunning" Steve Austin's old robe?
    - Andy dominates the opening moments with standard, if not stunted, offense.
    - Most of the focus of the match revolved around the referee wearing shorts.
    - Roode gets the pin after the Northern Lariat.
    - Roode gets a chair but Chase Stevens make the save.
    - Team Canada rush out and it's more beatdown.
    - Rhino makes another save, goring A1 and scaring off the others.
    - Rhino says that he'll face Bobby Roode and a Canadian at Slammiversary.
    - He picks Scott D'Amore! It's Rhino vs. Roode & D'Amore June 18th.
    - Shane Douglas comes out and says something to The Nats. No idea what.
    - Hopefully it's "Andy, wash your fucking hair."
    PROMO: RON KILLINGS
    - Killings raps something, much to my delight.
    - No idea what he was talking about but I liked it.
    - See no See No Evil ad...

    KING OF THE MOUNTAIN 3 QUALIFYING MATCH: MONTY BROWN vs. RON KILLINGS
    - NWA World Champion Christian Cage provides color-commentary.
    - Monty gets the jump before the bell and dominates until the obligatory mid-match break.
    - Last chance for a See No Evil ad...
    - Does The Omen count?

    - Show returns with a Killings suicide dive on Monty.
    - Fight moves over to the booth where Monty addresses Cage briefly.
    - Killings simply cannot catch a break. It's all Monty.
    - Truth fires back with a sidekick. He got all of that one, Gene!
    - Two-count only, though.
    - Back to the Serengeti with the Alpha Bomb! Kick-out!
    - Bridge slam sets up the Pounce...
    - Killings counters with a roll-up! THREE!
    - Holy no obligatory return from injury push, Batman!
    - Killings joins Abyss and Cage in KOTM3!




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