TNA iMPACT! 4/20 - America's Most Wanted & Jeff Jarrett vs. Team 3D, run-ins upon run-ins
Submitted by BC on Friday, April 21, 2006 at 12:16 AM EST





MATCH: TEAM CANADA vs. TEAM USA
- Team Canada = A1, Bobby Roode, Eric Young & Petey Williams with Scott D'Amore
- Team USA = Jay Lethal, Chris Sabin, Sonjay "not from India" Dutt & Alex Shelley
- Alex set up the Paparazzi-Cam, then waved to Team Canada.
- Shelley insisted on starting, then immediately tagged Lethal.
- Lethal took over on Young, but Shelley refused a tag.
- In a picture-in-picture speech, former Team USA captain Jerry Lynn named Sabin the new captain.
- Shelley continued to refuse to wrestle Team Canada.
- Sonjay hit some cool flippy moves on Roode.
- A1 pulled Dutt out of the ring and Team Canada attacked.
- Cue a mid-match commercial for a bunch of stuff you don't need to buy.

- Back with Roode dominating Sonjay.
- D'Amore reaches in for an illegal choke. REF, TURN AROUND!
- Petey tags in and does the "Oh, Canada" stomp on Dutt's nuts.
- Young hits the elbow and goes for the pin. Shelley runs-in, but doesn't break up the pin.
- Sonjay kicks out anyway. Shelley claims he tried.
- Dutt makes the tag to Shelley, then Team USA drop off the apron, refusing the tag.
- Shelley is forced into action against A1 and gets tossed around like a baby.
- Alex hits an enzuigiri to regain control.
- Shelley goes to the ropes, but Lethal hits a blind tag.
- All hell breaks loose.
- Sonjay breaks out the Red Star, but gets hit with Petey's tilt-a-whirl Russian (Canadian?) legsweep.
- Petey calls for the Destroyer, but Sabin breaks it up and drops him with a Argentine DDT.
- How many damn countries are in this?!
- Young gets wasted by a Lethal springboard dropkick.
- Legal men Lethal and A1 lock up as fights break out all over.
- Lethal hits the ropes but gets nailed from behind.
- A1 scores the pin after a pumphandle bomb on Jay.
- Team USA are pissed as the winners head to the back.
- Dissension in the ranks? Tenay thinks so, and he knows better than I possibly could.
VIDEO PACKAGE: SAMOA JOE vs. SABU
- First time ever, Sunday at Lockdown!

MATCH: THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH vs. RHINO, A.J. STYLES & RON KILLINGS
- How does everybody know the lyrics to Killings' theme song?
- Pier-six brawl at the bell. Get it? Six?
- Stereo suicide dives by A.J. & Truth on Elix Skipper & David Young.
- Rhino attempts a gore on Simon, but Elix and Davey pull him to safety.
- Ex-Wildsiders Styles and Young lock up.
- The Diamonds take over with double/triple-team tactics.
- A.J. gets away and tags Rhino in, but he's no house of fire as the Roughies stay in control.
- Killings come in and hits the flying burrito supreme on Young.
- Simon saves Elix from the pin and another six-way brawl busts out.
- Young gets gored by Rhino, so he'll no longer be a factor.
- Killings busts out a reverse Russian legsweep/flatliner/novacaine/whatever else on Simon.
- Elix takes the Pele from A.J. and is knocked silly.
- Killings hits the axe kick and gets the pin. Whassup, whassup, whassup.
PROMO: LARRY ZBYSZKO
- Larry's talking about... something, I guess. Who knows anymore?
- Slick Johnson comes in and Larry has good news.
- Larry agrees to Slick's request to ref Lethal LockDown.
- Johnson says he's no longer interested and refers again to "the new guy coming in".
- Zbyszko says it's a rumor, but Johnson has a letter for Zbyszko.
- Raven's name comes up and Zbyszko gets really agitated, presumably because Johnson opened his mail.
- That is a federal offense, you know.
- Just a hunch, but my guess is he's REALLY mad about Raven's... whatever.
- Slick says Larry could be the president... of the Hair Club For Men.
- BALD JOKE~! You slay me, TNA.
- Segment ends with Zbyszko chasing after Slick, upset about whatever's going on.

PROMO: CHRISTIAN CAGE
- The NWA Champ... is... here!
- And getting cheered!
- Cage does the rock 'n' roll "Are you ready for LockDown?" line.
- He goes onto Abyss and says he only served to piss him off.
- Cage says Abyss has no balls.
- He says he'd die for the title at LockDown.
- He says Abyss is the one who is scared because Cage isn't scared of him.
- I thought the absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence... or something.
- Father James Mitchell interrupts on the video wall. Thank God.
- FJM says the plan is working because Cage's is losing focus on the match.
- As Mitchell talks... Abyss enters the ring from behind!
- TURN AROUND, CHRISTIAN! NO! HE'S BEHIND YOU! AAAAH!
- Abyss attacks him and plants him with the Black Hole Slam.
- He chokes Cage out with the chain, then picks up the belt and holds it in his face.
- Security swarms the ring, obviously missing their cue since the attack was long over.
- As punishment, Abyss gives one of them the Shock Treatment.
- That'll teach them the importance of punctuality.

MATCH: AMERICA'S MOST WANTED & JEFF JARRETT vs. TEAM 3D
- Gail Kim & Jackie come out with Jarrett.
- Two girls for three guys... and Jarrett gets both?
- I know chicks dig musicians, but that's ridiculous.
- Brothers Ray, Devon & Runt carry the U.S. flag with them.
- Jarrett and Runt start with Jarrett overpowering him.
- Runt recovers for a few rapid-fire near-falls, then breaks out the spear headbutt.
- Runt gets caught up top but shoves Jarrett off.
- Double stomp off the top and Kevin Sullivan rolls over in his grave.
- Hot tag to Ray and Ray & Devon send the heels scrambling away.
- Uh-oh. An active participant in a match has left the ring.
- You know what that means. Commercial time.

- Back with the fight spilling all over the arena.
- I know that break was longer than ten seconds.
- Isn't that a count-out? Are there even count-outs anymore?
- As 3D beat up AMW, Runt and Jarrett return to the ring.
- Ray & Devon hit the headbutt to the balls move.
- It's time for tables.
- They leave to get 'em, but AMW attack.
- Harris enters the ring and hit the Catatonic on Runt!
- Devon grabs Harris and it's a reverse DDT drop!
- Storm nails Devon with the superkick!
- Ray wastes Storm with the sit-out full nelson!
- IT'S SELDOM USED FINISHER MANIA 23!
- Ray unloads on Jarrett with the Dusty Rhodes punch/elbow combo...
- But Gail Kim slips in and low-blows him!
- Runt grabs Gail and hits the Acid Drop!
- Team Canada come down.
- Young and A1 distract the ref as Roode nails Runt in the gut with the flag!
- Jarrett hits the stroke on Runt and gets the pin.
- The bell rings... but AMW, Jarrett and Team Canada won't stop the assault!
- Here comes Rhino, Styles and Killings for...
- RUN-IN MANIA 23!
- Team 3D and Sting's partners clean house on Team Canada, AMW and Jarrett!
- The forces of good have prevailed...
- NO! Here comes Abyss!
- RUN-IN MANIA 24!
- As the chaos spreads, Abyss lays into Rhino with shots.
- Abyss has Rhino for a chokeslam, but lets go as...
- Out comes Christian Cage!
- RUN-IN MANIA 25!
- Cage tears into Abyss and they brawl up the aisle to the entranceway.
- Rhino recovers and begins brawling with Jarrett.
- He lifts Jeff up for a gorilla press, but... it's Scott Steiner!
- RUN-IN MANIA 26!
- AMW return to the ring and join Steiner & Jarrett in the beating.
- A.J. and Killings try to help, but they're outnumbered.
- Brace yourselves, but... it's Sting!
- RUN-IN MANIA 27!
- Sting goes right for Steiner and and hell has broken loose all over everything.
- It's like Memphis wrestling, only with less Jarretts.
- With nobody left to run-in, the show comes to a close with a weird video package putting over the danger of the six sides of steel and the volatile nature of the feuds that shall be settled inside of it this Sunday.








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