TNA iMPACT! 4/20 - America's Most Wanted & Jeff Jarrett vs. Team 3D, run-ins upon run-ins
Submitted by BC on Friday, April 21, 2006 at 12:16 AM EST
MATCH: TEAM CANADA vs. TEAM USA - Team Canada = A1, Bobby Roode, Eric Young & Petey Williams with Scott D'Amore - Team USA = Jay Lethal, Chris Sabin, Sonjay "not from India" Dutt & Alex Shelley - Alex set up the Paparazzi-Cam, then waved to Team Canada. - Shelley insisted on starting, then immediately tagged Lethal. - Lethal took over on Young, but Shelley refused a tag. - In a picture-in-picture speech, former Team USA captain Jerry Lynn named Sabin the new captain. - Shelley continued to refuse to wrestle Team Canada. - Sonjay hit some cool flippy moves on Roode. - A1 pulled Dutt out of the ring and Team Canada attacked. - Cue a mid-match commercial for a bunch of stuff you don't need to buy.
- Back with Roode dominating Sonjay. - D'Amore reaches in for an illegal choke. REF, TURN AROUND! - Petey tags in and does the "Oh, Canada" stomp on Dutt's nuts. - Young hits the elbow and goes for the pin. Shelley runs-in, but doesn't break up the pin. - Sonjay kicks out anyway. Shelley claims he tried. - Dutt makes the tag to Shelley, then Team USA drop off the apron, refusing the tag. - Shelley is forced into action against A1 and gets tossed around like a baby. - Alex hits an enzuigiri to regain control. - Shelley goes to the ropes, but Lethal hits a blind tag. - All hell breaks loose. - Sonjay breaks out the Red Star, but gets hit with Petey's tilt-a-whirl Russian (Canadian?) legsweep. - Petey calls for the Destroyer, but Sabin breaks it up and drops him with a Argentine DDT. - How many damn countries are in this?! - Young gets wasted by a Lethal springboard dropkick. - Legal men Lethal and A1 lock up as fights break out all over. - Lethal hits the ropes but gets nailed from behind. - A1 scores the pin after a pumphandle bomb on Jay. - Team USA are pissed as the winners head to the back. - Dissension in the ranks? Tenay thinks so, and he knows better than I possibly could. VIDEO PACKAGE: SAMOA JOE vs. SABU - First time ever, Sunday at Lockdown!
MATCH: THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH vs. RHINO, A.J. STYLES & RON KILLINGS - How does everybody know the lyrics to Killings' theme song? - Pier-six brawl at the bell. Get it? Six? - Stereo suicide dives by A.J. & Truth on Elix Skipper & David Young. - Rhino attempts a gore on Simon, but Elix and Davey pull him to safety. - Ex-Wildsiders Styles and Young lock up. - The Diamonds take over with double/triple-team tactics. - A.J. gets away and tags Rhino in, but he's no house of fire as the Roughies stay in control. - Killings come in and hits the flying burrito supreme on Young. - Simon saves Elix from the pin and another six-way brawl busts out. - Young gets gored by Rhino, so he'll no longer be a factor. - Killings busts out a reverse Russian legsweep/flatliner/novacaine/whatever else on Simon. - Elix takes the Pele from A.J. and is knocked silly. - Killings hits the axe kick and gets the pin. Whassup, whassup, whassup. PROMO: LARRY ZBYSZKO - Larry's talking about... something, I guess. Who knows anymore? - Slick Johnson comes in and Larry has good news. - Larry agrees to Slick's request to ref Lethal LockDown. - Johnson says he's no longer interested and refers again to "the new guy coming in". - Zbyszko says it's a rumor, but Johnson has a letter for Zbyszko. - Raven's name comes up and Zbyszko gets really agitated, presumably because Johnson opened his mail. - That is a federal offense, you know. - Just a hunch, but my guess is he's REALLY mad about Raven's... whatever. - Slick says Larry could be the president... of the Hair Club For Men. - BALD JOKE~! You slay me, TNA. - Segment ends with Zbyszko chasing after Slick, upset about whatever's going on. PROMO: CHRISTIAN CAGE - The NWA Champ... is... here! - And getting cheered! - Cage does the rock 'n' roll "Are you ready for LockDown?" line. - He goes onto Abyss and says he only served to piss him off. - Cage says Abyss has no balls. - He says he'd die for the title at LockDown. - He says Abyss is the one who is scared because Cage isn't scared of him. - I thought the absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence... or something. - Father James Mitchell interrupts on the video wall. Thank God. - FJM says the plan is working because Cage's is losing focus on the match. - As Mitchell talks... Abyss enters the ring from behind! - TURN AROUND, CHRISTIAN! NO! HE'S BEHIND YOU! AAAAH! - Abyss attacks him and plants him with the Black Hole Slam. - He chokes Cage out with the chain, then picks up the belt and holds it in his face. - Security swarms the ring, obviously missing their cue since the attack was long over. - As punishment, Abyss gives one of them the Shock Treatment. - That'll teach them the importance of punctuality.
MATCH: AMERICA'S MOST WANTED & JEFF JARRETT vs. TEAM 3D - Gail Kim & Jackie come out with Jarrett. - Two girls for three guys... and Jarrett gets both? - I know chicks dig musicians, but that's ridiculous. - Brothers Ray, Devon & Runt carry the U.S. flag with them. - Jarrett and Runt start with Jarrett overpowering him. - Runt recovers for a few rapid-fire near-falls, then breaks out the spear headbutt. - Runt gets caught up top but shoves Jarrett off. - Double stomp off the top and Kevin Sullivan rolls over in his grave. - Hot tag to Ray and Ray & Devon send the heels scrambling away. - Uh-oh. An active participant in a match has left the ring. - You know what that means. Commercial time.
- Back with the fight spilling all over the arena. - I know that break was longer than ten seconds. - Isn't that a count-out? Are there even count-outs anymore? - As 3D beat up AMW, Runt and Jarrett return to the ring. - Ray & Devon hit the headbutt to the balls move. - It's time for tables. - They leave to get 'em, but AMW attack. - Harris enters the ring and hit the Catatonic on Runt! - Devon grabs Harris and it's a reverse DDT drop! - Storm nails Devon with the superkick! - Ray wastes Storm with the sit-out full nelson! - IT'S SELDOM USED FINISHER MANIA 23! - Ray unloads on Jarrett with the Dusty Rhodes punch/elbow combo... - But Gail Kim slips in and low-blows him! - Runt grabs Gail and hits the Acid Drop! - Team Canada come down. - Young and A1 distract the ref as Roode nails Runt in the gut with the flag! - Jarrett hits the stroke on Runt and gets the pin. - The bell rings... but AMW, Jarrett and Team Canada won't stop the assault! - Here comes Rhino, Styles and Killings for... - RUN-IN MANIA 23! - Team 3D and Sting's partners clean house on Team Canada, AMW and Jarrett! - The forces of good have prevailed... - NO! Here comes Abyss! - RUN-IN MANIA 24! - As the chaos spreads, Abyss lays into Rhino with shots. - Abyss has Rhino for a chokeslam, but lets go as... - Out comes Christian Cage! - RUN-IN MANIA 25! - Cage tears into Abyss and they brawl up the aisle to the entranceway. - Rhino recovers and begins brawling with Jarrett. - He lifts Jeff up for a gorilla press, but... it's Scott Steiner! - RUN-IN MANIA 26! - AMW return to the ring and join Steiner & Jarrett in the beating. - A.J. and Killings try to help, but they're outnumbered. - Brace yourselves, but... it's Sting! - RUN-IN MANIA 27! - Sting goes right for Steiner and and hell has broken loose all over everything. - It's like Memphis wrestling, only with less Jarretts. - With nobody left to run-in, the show comes to a close with a weird video package putting over the danger of the six sides of steel and the volatile nature of the feuds that shall be settled inside of it this Sunday.
*NEW GALLERY* Photos of BATISTA With His HOT NEW GIRLFRIEND!
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