TNA iMPACT 3/25 - Six Sides Of Steel: Team Canada vs. Team 3D
    Submitted by BC on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 11:50 PM EST



    PROMO: SAMOA JOE
    - Tenay intros Joe and rattles off his impressive list of accomplishments.
    - Tenay reminds Joe (and us) that Joe will have his first TNA cage match against a non-X-Division wrestler.
    - A video airs revealing SABU as Joe's LockDown opponent.
    PROMO: TEAM 3D
    - Borash interviews Brother Ray & Brother Devon about the upcoming cage match with Team Canada.
    MATCH: THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH vs. CHRIS SABIN, SONJAY DUTT & JAY LETHAL
    - Diamonds jump before the bell.
    - Team USA takes over and throws them out of the ring, then triple-dive onto them.
    - Cancer > Mid-match commercials

    - Young hits Lethal with the best spinebuster in the business.
    - Diamonds double/triple-team Lethal.
    - Hot tag to Sabin who takes over on Young.
    - Simon & Elix bust up a post-DDT pin attempt.
    - All six in the ring.
    - Sabin hits Cradle Shock on Young for the pin.
    PROMO: TEAM CANADA
    - They look nervous.
    - D'Amore says Zbyszko booked Team Canada in a cage match for personal reasons.
    - D'Amore says they're not doing it.
    - Zbyszko enters and says he booked it for ratings, not spite.
    - D'Amore agrees to honor the deal, then says he'll finish it with Zbyszko later.
    - "Slick" Johnson enters and asks if he can ref the cage match.
    - Bald jokes ensue and all are amused... except the bald guys.

    VIDEO PACKAGE: STING
    - Sting explains why he returned at Destination X after leaving TNA.
    - Sting says he's reinstated to "cut the cancer out of TNA" a.k.a. Jarrett.
    - Sting says weapons hanging from a ceiling of a cage and Jarrett has to wrestle it and...
    - Steve Borden isn't coming to LockDown. Sting is.
    PROMO: JEFF JARRETT & SCOTT STEINER
    - The two take over the broadcast booth.
    - The Naturals come out for their scheduled match.
    - Jarrett & Steiner attack and waste The Nats with suplexes, chairs and other assorted violence.

    - After the break, The Naturals get an ovation as Andy Douglas is carted out by medics. :(
    PROMO: L.A.X.
    - Konnan & Homicide explain why they beat up Machete last week.
    - He lost to Shark Boy.
    - The James Gang & Bob Armstrong interrupt, sending L.A.X.
    - Bullet Bob challenges Konnan to an arm-wrestling match.
    VIDEO PACKAGE: SIX SIDES OF STEEL
    - It's spoooky with three O's, folks.

    SIX SIDES OF STEEL MATCH: TEAM CANADA vs. TEAM 3D
    - Punches. Smashes into the cage. Punches. Another punch.
    - Commercial break. iMPACT moves to Thursdays on April 13th. How sexy is that?

    - A bloody Eric Young tries to escape but Devon pulls him back down.
    - Team 3D systemically destroy Young and Bobby Roode.
    - Double suplex on Brother Ray brings the Canadians back into control.
    - Young has crowd support and is bleeding like crazy.
    - Yet another mid-match commercial... and somewhere Vince Russo weeps.

    - Young misses a moonsault.
    - Devon takes over and goes for the pin, but Roode makes the save.
    - 3D on Young gets three... and Brother Ray's arms all bloody.
    - America's Most Wanted and other Team Canada members strike!
    - Is this what D'Amore meant by "finishing it"?!?!?!?!
    - D'Amore calls for AMW to "get the tables".
    - Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal & Chris Sabin come out but get attacked by AMW.
    - Team Canada (after repeated attempts) put Ray through the table.
    - Canadian flags are draped over 3D and Team Canada sing "Oh, Canada".
    - All of it.
    VIDEO PACKAGE: PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
    - James Mitchell & Alex Shelley film Christian Cage's wife at their house and other places.
    - Mitchell approaches and terrifies her, asking why he would leave her alone and vulnerable.
    - The words "to be continued" appear.
    - Dun dun dun...

    The replay is Monday at midnight on Spike TV. Come for the commercials. Stay for the wrestling.

    Xplosion was delayed this week, but the Xplosion Xclusive was Samoa Joe vs. Puma which Joe won. If the show was like every other episode of Xplosion ever, the remaining 55 minutes were commercials, replayed footage of iMPACT and Borashtastic Borashitude.




    *NEW GALLERY* The VERY CREEPY Pix of Hulk Hogan Rubbing His Daughter Brooke!

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