TNA iMPACT! 2/25 - America's Most Wanted vs. Rhino & Ron Killings, another viewing party
Submitted by BC on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 12:18 AM EST
MATCH: "The Alpha Male" MONTY BROWN vs. "High Profile" DYLAN NIGHT - Monty overpowers Night with slams and suplexes. - Pounce. Pin. Pose. It's over in 54 seconds. - After the match (if you can call it that), Monty cuts a promo on Christian Cage. - He says he looked for Cage in the wrong locker room... the men's locker room. - Monty says Cage is "a guy around to build a company" while he's "a guy tobuild a company around". - Cage's music hits and he comes out to the ring. - He asks Monty the capital of Thailand. - Monty asks for the answer. Cage says "Bangkok" and punches him in the groin! - Brawl breaks out and is broken up by officials to close out the segment. - I don't get it. Isn't it Thailand City?
PROMO: AMERICA'S MOST WANTED - Chris Harris puts over his Destination X partners, Jeff Jarrett & Abyss. - He says Rhyno & Ron Killings will get a preview tonight. - James Storm delivers the TNA classic catchphrase, "Sorry about your damn luck." - Jeff Jarrett & Alex Shelley enter with footage from Los Angeles of Sting. - Jarrett orders Gail Kim to find Jackie Gayda and bring her to the viewing party. MATCH: RODERICK STRONG vs. "The Phenomenal" A.J. STYLES - Christopher Daniekls is on commentary, hyping Ultimate X 11. - The crowd cheers for both throughout. - A.J. hits the rebound dropkick. - Strong takes control with an eye rake. - As A.J. flips into the ring, Strong drops him with a backbreaker. - Death By Roderick gets a two count. - Styles takes over with a spinning kick. - Styles escapes the half-nelson backbreaker with an armdrag. - Styles Clash gets A.J. 3 at 3:19. BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Gail Kim & Jackie Gayda - Gail gives Jackie a bag and orders her to change into the outfit inside. - Jackie doesn't seem pleased.
MATCH: TEAM CANADA with Scott D'Amore vs. THE JAMES GANG - A1 attacks B.G. during his opening talking thing. - Kip hits Bobby Roode with a dropkick. - A1 saves Roode from the rocker dropper. - Roode spears Kip's knee and works it over. - Kip hits a stunner on Roode, proving WWE finishers make good TNA transition moves. - Hot tag to B.G. who cleans house. - L.A.X. rushes out and Konnan clocks B.G. with the slapjack. - Roode gets the pin after the Northern Lariat and 2:06 pass by. - L.A.X. continues the beat-down... until Bob Armstrong makes the save! - Homicide & Machete attack but get dropped with a single Bullet punch each. - Konnan bails out, avoiding physical contact for the 11th week in a row. - He doesn't have OCD, does he? VIDEO: GLOBAL IMPACT - Video houghlights of the TNA stars at a 1PW in Dorcaster, England.
VIDEO: Ultimate X - Several former UX participant hype the danger involved. NON-TITLE MATCH: SHARK BOY vs. TNA X-Division Champion SAMOA JOE - It's all Sharky... for about 20 seconds. - The split chant continues, quickly working it's way towards "What?" level of overexposure. - Joe kicks Sharky in the face then proceeds to "Joestroy" him. - Joe misses a knee strike in the corner. - Sharky hits nine punches and bites Joe's face. - Sharky goes for the DSD but Joe kicks him and muscle busters him. - Shark Boy taps ro the Kokina Clutch at 2:05. BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Gail Kim & Jackie Gayda 2: Electric Boogaloo - Gail taunts Jackie as she is changing behind a screen. - Cut to commercial just before they started lezzing out. - You know it happened, people. Leave two girls alone long enough and...
VIDEO: RON "The Truth" KILLINGS - Killings recounts his rise through TNA, including becoming the NWA's first African-American champ.
NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: RHINO & RON "The Truth" KILLINGS vs. champions AMERICA'S MOST WANTED - Gail Kim is M.I.A. I think we all know why. ;) - Killings puts on James Storm's cowboy hat and dropkicks him. - Killings gets two after a Davey Boy-like powerslam. - Chris Harris makes the save but Rhino throws him out for a brief brawl. - Harris saves Storm from another pin. - Harris and Rhino brawl up the aisle where Rhino sets up the Gore. - Killings and Storm hit double cross body blocks. Both are down. - Abyss comes out and grabs Rhino... then Black Hole Slams him through a wall! - Harris returns to the ring and attacks Killings, forcing Ron to fight off two opponents. - Storm hits a superkick. - Death Sentence gets the champs three at 4:36. BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: THE VIEWING PARTY - Jarrett, Shelley, D'Amore, Gail & Eric Young gather for the viewing of Sting's tape. - Gail calls Jackie out, who is wearing a slutty maid outfit. - Jarrett drops her tape and has her bend down and pick it up. - She covers her ass with a mop... and faces away from the camera, kind of making the thing pointless anyway. - Who cares? Objectifying women is fun. - Shelley's tape shows Sting doing everyday tasks while Alex gives humorous commentary. - After the video, Eric Young says he's still not convinced Sting quit. - Young says he no longer wants to use the "Showtime" moniker since it's part of Sting's catchphrase. - Jarrett orders Shelley to get footage of Sting saying "I quit" for next week to prove it to Eric. - Show ends with Young repeating "Sting's coming back".
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