WWE House Show Results from San Juan, Puerto Rico 8-26-05
Submitted by Calvin Martin on Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 1:39 AM EST





Report sent in by luishuicho

First Match: Eugene over Tyson Tomko with a Stunner! During the comedic
match, he tried to emulate Hogan, Rock, and Cena's moves.

Second Match: Chris Masters over Val Venis with the Master Lock. During the
match, fans screamed at him gay in spanish (pato), which got him very pissed
off and at the end, he became mooner!

Between Matches, Mr Eric Bishoff came in and insulted all the fans and said
that he regreted to be in Puerto Rico, but business is business, so he returned
with the best entretaiment WWE can offer.

Third Match: Hurricane and Rosey over the Heart Throbs with an air stike from
The Hurricane. Very slow and boring

Fouth Match: Taijiri over Kerwin White by DQ using a golf club. During the
match Taijiri used the Tarantula, and Mr White was yelled Chavo, cabron(mother
fucker), gay (pato), and Mexican.

Fifth Match: Viscera over Snitsky with a very loud and hard splash.

Sixth Match: Victoria over Torrie Wilson with a lil rollup. At the end
Candice Michelle attacked Victoria. Very boring match, and no Widows Peak shit!!!!

After a Ten minute recess; Carlito's Cabana. He was very exited to be home,
and in contrast in the States, he was very applaued and cheered, no wonder he's
in Puerto Rico, hahaha. He called his guest, his father, Mr. Carlos Colon
himself! He said that he was sorry that he became a bad guy and that he would do
his best to change, naaa, he huged his Father and while distracted, hi spitted
the apple on his father twice!!. Mr Colon was attacked visiously but did not
bleed, shit!!, and on to make the safe, the most feared opponent on Mr.
Colon's carieer, the Nature Boy Ric Flair!!!, He chopped Carlito rattled him around
and threw him off the ring. Later Mr Colon huged Flair and said that he wanted
on favor from Flair, to have a match with Carlito asap, and to "beat his shit
out of him". I see intercontinental Match for the championship on Unfogiven,
Flair winning it all.!!! yeah you read right!!!

Seventh Match: Big Show over Edge w/ Lita with the chokeslam after a chair
and briefcase miss. During the match, people requested chops on Edge's chest,
with him replying with 3 ferocious ones, with the whole arena quiet!!!! Damn is
amazing. Also Edge broke his pants on the middle of the ass!!!!!. Lita told
him and they had a laugh!!!

Eight and Final: On a triple threat match, Jonh Cena over HBK Shawn Michaels
and You Suck, Kirt Angle with the FU The most exciting match of the evening,
HBK was the best on the ring but, we know, no titiles are lost on house shows,
but we got a great show by the showstopper!!!









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