Stuck in the Middle With You - 5 Factors to Making a Successful ECW Pay per View and Da J-Train challenges a Reader

Stuck in the Middle With You - 5 Factors to Making a Successful ECW Pay per View and Da J-Train challenges a Reader
Submitted by Da J-Train on Sunday, January 30, 2005 at 2:59 AM EST

Welcome back to my column everyone. Back to the old flow for Da J-Train. I am back at school, which means I have little time on my hands. I wanted to write a new column last weekend, but I was stranded in Long Island because of snow. They called it a blizzard. Please. Some areas got like a foot and a half of snow tops. That’s not a blizzard. Being that I am from Upstate New York, I know what real snowfall is with Lake Effect Snow that we love to get here in Syracuse. Bunch of pussies.

Anyway, what’s on tap for this column? First and foremost, my column will be the much talked about 5 Factors to a Successful ECW Pay per View. But Feedback O Rama this week will be a special Feedback O Rama, because it will deal with a conversation that led to a challenge between me and a reader who thinks he is better than me. So, I encourage all to read this and to participate in our little competition.

BUT FIRST...

Letters! I get Letters! I get sacks and sacks of Letters! LETTERS!!! That's right; it's time to answer some of my Love, Hate, Kind-Of-Care-For, and I-Only-Like-You-as-A-Friend-Mail… REMEMBER TO PUT FEEDBACK IN THE MESSAGE HEADING OR THE MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED.

Feedback O Rama: Me vs. A Reader

There is a bit of a change to Feedback O Rama this week. I got a lot of great feedback for my Hoss column, and I was on the verge of putting a lot of them in the column. You see, the way it works is that all Feedback goes to my Junk Mail folder, and when I see it, I redirect it to another folder. Then I read it briefly and don’t read anything again until I am about to write a column, when I need to see which letter I will include in Feedback O Rama. So, maybe, if I have time, I will respond to each letter individually.

But this week is different. As a columnist on the main page, I really put my opinions and view out there for the world to see. With that, I receive positive, negative, and mixed feedback, much like every other columnist on the main page. That sort of thing comes with the territory. But what pisses me off is when people rip on you for the sake of ripping on you. Usually these people say the most ignorant things, and it’s fun to include them in Feedback O Rama, because they make fools of themselves to begin with, so it’s easy for me to get material to rip them back. This has been widely perfected by Maddox. But what really pisses me off is when one of these idiots has the balls to tell me that they could do it better. Again, it’s something that goes with the territory, but why should columnists sit back and deal with that shit? I decided to do something about it.

This guy has been IMing me randomly over the past few weeks, but I have never been there to respond. However, I knew that he was IMing me about my column because of the wrestling references, but I thought nothing of it. Anyway… here was our first conversation on January 26, 2005:

GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): now who is this
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): who is this?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): i just asked you
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): You've been the one IMing me for the past couple of weeks... you tell me
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): you know its kind of funny how white people are so racist
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): hilarious
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): yeah your a racist right?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): can't say that I am
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): so your not
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Correct
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): dude wtf is wrong with you? I just put a cross in this black persons house a couple days ago it was so hilarious!
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): so let me guess
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): uh....ok
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): You got my screen name off of my column on LOP... which would explain the wrestling references in your IM's. And now you just want to talk about nothing
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): wtf is LOP
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): are you hi?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): i swear something is seriously wrong with you
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): alright
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Wait you write columns?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): so Identify yourself and we'll find out how you got my screen name
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): I just asked you a god damn question now answer it
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): what question was that
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): I asked you if you write columns
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): wheb
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): when
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): uh like write before you asked me to identify my self
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I don't know what you're talking about
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Alrighty then let me break things down for you..... Are you a columnist yes or no..........
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): yes
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): What do you write about
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I answered your question, so identify yourself
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): You remind me of this gay guy i used to know his s/n was like ppaw or something
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): man man oh man what a looser you are who the hell writes columnist
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): the hell with this gimmick
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): ima motha fuckin black man nigga
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): sure you are
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): im serious man i am black though
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): but i dont talk all ghetto or what not
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): so im pretty sure you were thinking that i was white
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): ha what a dumbass you are
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I could care less what you are. You could be Hispanic Eskimo for all I care. It doesn't matter to me
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): yeah you dont really have to talk all proper and shit dude just relax your not typing one of your gay ass columns that you write
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): That's the way I write
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): oh ok cool
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Yeah so whats your girlfriends name
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): is shaniqua
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM):: is it shaniqua*
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):how do you know I even have a girlfriend
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): im expecting you too
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): because you read my columns?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): psh......... why would i read a column..... i mean what the hell?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): what the hell is psh?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Shit idk
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): i just be sayin shit
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): what the hell is psh?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): did'nt i just say i dont fuckin know
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): dam you is slow
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I thought you said you didn't talk all ghetto
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): liar
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): just like you lied about not reading my column
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): i do sometimes it depends who im talking too
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): bitch i dont read yo god damn column
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Don't get all testy liar
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Yeah ok Ya might wanna shut the hell up before ya get kille
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): killed
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): hey......just a thought
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):You can't kill me
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): o indeed i can
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): my brother makes nuclear bombs
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): i can kill you and your whole dam city
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): you can't kill me
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): oh yeah ok test me then "bucko"
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): You don't have the balls
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): please..........i've got plenty
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): more than you
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): You don't know where I live
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): dont have to i can track where you live by your computer
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): bull shit
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): you wanna bet?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): sure, why not
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): I can have a bomb sent your house man
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):ah, but where do I live
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Should'nt you know?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Oh, I know... you should know too... considering you read my column
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Who cares if i've read your column before
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): i mean seriously why the hell do you keep bringing that up
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Becuase you have read it
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): ok cool i've read ur friggin column before who cares?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): prove it... what kind of column is it
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): its dat dam Stuck in the middle wit you dat shit is gay as hell
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): da j train?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): wtf
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): ill murder yo ass
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Told you that you were lying
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): you are a terrible liar
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): dam right
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): how do I know you aren't lying about murdering me
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): and why would you in the first place? I can't be worth much to you
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): actually i really seriously wanna murder you because ur a god dam notre dame fan wtf is yo got dam problem
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): Usc bitch
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I like USC too, for the most part
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): yea bitch
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): So you want to murder me because I like Notre Dame?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): na not foreal jus cuz u cant write a column for shit
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):how so
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): ma got dam senile grandma can wirte a column better than shit u puttin up
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):I'd like to see her
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): wtf u tryin to bang my grandma?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I want you to write a better column that me
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): It's a challenge
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): haha oh man ill blow you through the fuckin rough
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Do it
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): when
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Whenever you want
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): how will you be able to see it
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Write it in Lords of Pain's Columns forum
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Then let me know what it's called
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): if i win i get to put my dick in ur but
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): deal?
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):By the way, this conversation is going in my column... so if you don't write it, you're gonna look like a chicken shit
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): haha cool im gonna show you up
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): my column is gonna be so much better than yours
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): we'll let the readers decide
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): no need they'll easily pick me
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): well actually i take that back since 90 percent of your readers a friggin racist
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): but hey what the hell do i have to looser
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): loose*
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): no, it's spelled L-O-S-E
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): oh thanks i really do care
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): So here's how it'll go down...
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM):I am posting my column on either Friday or Saturday. Post yours and give me the name of the column
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): then the readers will decide who is better
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): Unless you're too much of a pussy to write it
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): it's ok if you are
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): no i get pussy
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): unlike urself of course
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): haha oh man ur columns gonna fuckin suck
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): we'll see
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): yeah man i cant believe your not pussying out already
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): how do you figure
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): shut the fuck up im righting a dam column
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): writing*
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): you're writing it right now?
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): uh.....ya
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): now shut da fuck up bitch
JPaw101 (3:37:18 PM): I need to go to class anyway... good luck with the column
GMW827 (3:37:14 PM): uh-huh sign the fuck off

So there’s the conversation. Here’s how it works. This guy is supposed to be posting his column sometime in LOP Forums’ Columns Forum. Read my column, then read his column. Then we will figure out who won the competition. Personally, I am giving him until Sunday to get the column up. If it is still not up, well… I’m not going to condone calling him a chickenshit, because that would be harassment… but feel free to call him a chicken shit on your OWN volition, because the world just saw him get called out.

5 Factors to Making a Successful ECW Pay per View

The internet wrestling community was recently given much to talk about over a large period of time when the rumor came about that there was thought to an ECW Pay Per View, given the popularity of the Rise and Fall of ECW Pay Per View. To most, this Pay per View was just a pipe dream and wasn’t to be taken seriously. After all, there have been rampant rumors since the brand split and the subsequent drafts that there was going to be ECW’s own third brand and its own show. Obviously that never happened, but every time the rumor came about, people went nuts.

Let’s be honest, ECW has kind of attained a life force of its own. I think its gone way beyond a cult sensation. It really says something about the inherent quality of an organization that when the organization goes under, so much in fact that the wrestlers themselves have accepted the death of the company and moved on, but the fans refuse to accept it. I really don’t think the fans ever will. At first, I didn’t like the fact that Rhyno or Tajiri couldn’t come to the ring without ECW chants. I thought that since the wrestlers seemingly let ECW go, the fans should do the same. It’s not until the ECW DVD that I realized how special ECW truly was. I personally enjoyed it much, but as the old saying goes, you don’t know what you got till it’s gone.

That’s why the rumors of an ECW Pay per View got me interested, but I never thought anything of it. However, something happened. The rumors became more and more realistic. Reports surfaced that the ECW Pay per View was going to be in June, and sure enough, there is an unnamed WWE Pay per View in June. Reports surfaced that WWE officials were reviewing ECW talent and considering some for one-time only deals. Finally, the idea seemed all too real when it was reported that Vince McMahon himself was 100% behind this project. Granted, you have to keep in mind that these reports came from the internet, and you can’t always trust such news, but the fan in me continuously gets me more and more excited with the news that comes.

However, we also have to keep in mind that this is the WWE. Sure, they are a huge success, but as history has taught us, the WWE has a pretty shitty history when it comes to seemingly sure things… like, say, The Invasion. Especially considering that debacle, I don’t think many fans can bear to see the WWE Invasionize the ECW PPV. So, I am using this column to show the Factors the WWE needs to creating and producing a successful ECW Pay per View.

1. Location is Everything:

Location is key, absolutely key, for the ECW PPV. It is evident to anyone who watched ECW that the crowds were just as important as the matches. This fact was actually widely discussed in the DVD. Therefore, the ECW PPV has to be in one of the main cities that ECW thrived in, meaning New York and Philadelphia. Sorry to your ECW fans in other cities, but they have to go back where the fans are hottest. I’m sure that the fans in Philly or NYC will, I suppose, “know that to do”, as opposed to fans in, say, Wichita, Kansas. Not to rip on Wichita or anything.

But seriously, the New York and Philly fans will know the chants and know the wrestlers better than anywhere. It’s essential that for anyone watching who hadn’t experienced ECW in its actuality that they get at least a replica of what it was. The crowd is a huge part of that. Their chants are unmistakably original. Their actions are just as crazy as the matches. Therefore, the Pay per View has to be in either the ECW Arena or the Hammerstein Ballroom, preferably the latter for capacity purposes. Subsequently, I was happy to see that they have the Hammerstein Ballroom as a serious candidate for the PPV Venue. Good work WWE, you are actually starting this out right.

2. Spend, Spend, Spend:

There is no reason on God’s green Earth that the WWE can justify paying Christy Hemme $250,000 to shoot t-shirts out of a gun and wrestle lingerie pillow fights, only to not pony up some scratch for one-time only deals. In fact, think about how much the Diva search, as a whole cost: I’m talking about

All of the Casting Calls
Production of the Casting Calls
Production of the Contest itself
The fact that they had probably had to fly each contestant to the respective city that Raw was in.
Advertising and Promotion for the Diva search
Carmella’s One Time Only Deal
Kamala’s One Time Only Deal
The contracts that the Diva Losers got
The contract that Christy Hemme got.

All I’m saying is that the WWE probably invested a lot of money into something that, by the middle of the competition, people were booing. It was not a sure fire success, even though it had a theoretical potential. The ECW Pay Per View is a bonafide sure thing. It WILL be successful if they do the right thing. You can just tell by the success of the DVD. So, the WWE is crazy if they don’t offer wrestlers some One Time Only shots.

Now, based on this, the people who order the Pay Per View will expect DVD quality matches and they will expect to see the people from the DVD on the PPV. It’s just not ECW without some people, and, I hate to say it, but Vince and Company are going to have to mend some broken bridges to get someone like Raven or even Justin Credible back. To be honest, it won’t be much. The WWE already has a lot of ECW people that are essential talent for the PPV. The Dudleys, Spike Dudley, Rob Van Dam, Tajiri, Rhyno, Steven Richards, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guererro, Chris Jericho, Nunzio, and Nova all have special places in the hearts and minds of the ECW fans. Lance Storm, Dean Malenko, and Tommy Dreamer will probably have to be coaxed out of retirement. From what I heard, Tazz has a bad neck injury which doesn’t allow him to wrestle anymore, but if that’s not true, I would expect him to get back in the ring too. They also have a good rapport with Mick Foley.

So honestly, the WWE doesn’t have to spend that much to get key ECW wrestlers because, really, who else do they need to get? Some that come to mind are The Sandman, Terry Funk, Jerry Lynn, Raven, Sabu, Mikey Whipwreck, Meanie, Bam Bam Bigelow, and Shane Douglas. Honestly though, some of these wrestlers are really pissed at Vince McMahon, ridiculously injured, or retired. So, in reality, the WWE does not have to shill out much money. Other people… well, Mike Awesome, Chris Candido, New Jack, Balls Mahoney, and others aren’t essential, but they are good thoughts. However, what I am thinking about them picking up is the luchadores. After all, the DVD did really emphasize how ECW helped to jump start the luchadore movement in mainstream American wrestling.

3. Don’t Hold Back:

ECW was all about busting down barriers, and they took a lot of chances in the course of their tenure. In order for the WWE version of ECW to be a critical, not commercial, but critical success, they are going to have to allow the wrestlers to put it all on the line. They are going to have to trust these professionals to do what they are trained to do. I believe that since many of the wrestlers that will likely be involved with this have taken the brutality of ECW many times in the past, they can deliver again. I feel that the WWE has to put trust in these men, as professionals, that they will have each other’s safety in tact. Take the leashes off! People complain that Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam are grounded and therefore, held back from their potential. Well, people got this thought from their ECW work. Take off the leashes.

God forbid that the WWE be a little be risqué. Look, if you think Hot Lesbian Action and lingerie pillow fights are risqué, you don’t know what the words mean. The WWE has to be prepared to break through many taboos in the most direct and shocking way possible. That was the essence of ECW. They didn’t pussyfoot around incorporating religion into a show… they fucking crucified someone. The WWE has to be prepared to let loose the amount of violence that comes with an ECW show. They have to be prepared for the adult situations that come with an ECW show. Especially if they hold the Dudley Boyz off TV until the Pay Per View, as rumored. This is a team that had Bubba Ray telling a mother that she taught her daughter to suck dick.

The point is, the WWE has to take these risks. It goes with the territory of ECW. If they are so concerned with the young viewers, there are things called disclaimers. The WWE has to take the responsibility to inform parents that the ECW Pay Per View will be risqué. If they disclaimer, then the parents should have no avenue to bitch about the content. But seriously, they have to let everyone off the leashes. It will be more authentic.

4. Paul E. is the key:

Simply put, Paul Heyman must be in charge of this project from a creative standpoint. There is no other way to go. Vince McMahon has proven in the past that he can’t run another person’s creation. It just never works out. Paul Heyman must be given complete discretion. Case closed on that one.

5. Vince McMahon Must Grow a Set and Tell His Daughter to Shut the Fuck Up:

This is easily the most important factor in this whole project. The rumor mill has been saying many different things, and they all seem to go back to the common denominator of all of the rumors seems to be that Vince McMahon is 100% behind the idea of an ECW Pay Per View. However, it is apparently Stephanie McMahon. That has been against certain things, including the Pay Per View itself.

As much as I take this news with a grain of salt, I do believe a part of it. I think Vince is sincere when, on the DVD, he said he respected Paul and his brand. Therefore, I am much more inclined to believe that Vince McMahon, as a businessman, would be behind the idea for a sure fire commercial success. After all, he respected the company and the man, so much that he backed the production of a DVD dedicated to it. I also know that there have been rampant reports of Stephanie and Heyman not getting along. So, let’s just say in theory that these reports are correct.

Since we are theoretically assuming that the rumors are true, at first Stephanie didn’t want the PPV to happen in the first place. Bad idea. It’s proven that it will be a commercial success. People will order it and buy tickets for the show. So then, she wanted it to happen, but she didn’t want Paul Heyman to have a role in the production or creative end. Another very bad idea. Paul Heyman is the driving force behind ECW. Now, apparently, Stephanie is for the idea of the PPV, she is also for Paul Heyman… but now she only wants to use contracted WWE talent.

I have to say, I am, in some way, in agreement with Stephanie. I think that ECW was all about opportunity, and I think certain non-ECW contracted WWE superstars could benefit from being on this show. Someone who would fit well with an ECW style. I would say that a cruiser match… a REAL cruiser match… between, say, London and Moore? But otherwise, you have to get essential ECW alumni. It just has to be done. With this last objection, Stephanie has actually broken 3 of my rules… and I don’t like that.

It’s up to Vince McMahon to step in as the boss and do what he wants. I’m sorry that Stephanie doesn’t want to create a commercial and critical sure thing… but there comes a time when Vinny Mac has to give his daughter the finger and say, Sweetheart, you’re fucking insane.

Cheers and Jeers

CHEERS to Paul London There is no one in the WWE that has had a more consistent work rate in the last few months than Paul London. It seems that every single match he has is a worthwhile match. Whether it is the Velocity matches or the Smackdown matches, his matches constantly get great reviews and are a pleasure to watch. I am glad he got a shot in the Royal Rumble. This is the perfect moment for the WWE to get him over. I pray that the WWE allows him a small block of time for him to show off his moves. Actually, what I want is for him to last a very long time, so at least he can get a following. If that happens, and he gets his name truly out there, and wows the crowd… he will become over, and if that happens, the WWE may be on the way to getting a truly credible Cruiserweight champion… something London must win.

JEERS to Gene Snitsky. I can’t say that I liked seeing Gene Snitsky breaking character after the table spot. Some people say that it’s the camera man’s fault. Bullshit. Wrestlers are performers, and a cardinal rule of performing is that whenever you are in front of any kind of audience, you stay in character. Snitsky should have known when the cameras stopped taping, then he could have done his thing. It looked really tacky and unprofessional.

CHEERS to The Rock for choosing Sting as his desired Wrestlemania partner. Although I am not a fan of The Rock, I have to say I was happy about his decision that his desired opponent would be Sting. Sure, there’s a snowball’s chance in hell of that ever happening, but it at least had to have put the thought in the mind of the WWE to give Sting a thought. I like Sting and have enjoyed his work. He’s an aging wrestler, past his prime, but I still wouldn’t mind seeing him again in the big times.

JEERS to the rumor that UPN is dropping Smackdown. Boy was that a misunderstanding that dropped a bombshell on the ol IWC. Man did we fall for that one or what? Who knows, maybe it will happen. But I am still jeering this rumor because they fooled me. You know, whoever ran that story without factually knowing the truth should be humiliated on National Television, and then “step down”, and by that I mean be forced out of, whatever position they hold. But hey, that sort of stuff doesn’t happen, right?

CHEERS to Josh Matthews and Rue Debonna for their engagement. Congrats to both of them.

JEERS to Jennifer Garner for not being married to me. Hey, it could happen.

CHEERS to the Fan who brought the Hunter Fears Divorce and Security Took my Sign signs to Raw. Those signs were funny, and somewhat true. Way to somewhat expose the censorship that the WWE imposes on their fans.

JEERS to the Security Guards for Taking the Sign. Sure, they were just doing their jobs, but now they look like asses.

Well, time to wrap up this column

The Caboose

What did we learn today?

We learned that I am sick of these ignorant dickheads. One of them, I actually called out. I doubt that he is going to accept the challenge. So, again, he is a chickenshit.
We learned that the ECW Pay Per View is almost guaranteed to be a success… that is if the men don’t listen to the women. But according to women, men never listen, so it’s all good.
We learned that Paul London is a hell of a performer, but I think we already know that.
Finally, we learned that Security is no match for a well placed sign

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That’s all for this week. I am going to try like hell to watch the Royal Rumble. There is a lot in the Royal Rumble that I like, so I would have a good time checking it out. IF ANYONE IN THE SOUTHEAST OF NY OR SOUTHWEST OF CONNECTICUT KNOWS A PLACE AROUND WHERE THEY ARE BROADCASTING THE PAY PER VIEW, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I LIVE NEAR WHITE PLAINS, NY… AND I DON’T KNOW OF ANY PLACES NEAR THERE. OR IN CONNECTICUT, WHICH I AM ALSO CLOSE TO..

As for next time, I will probably be doing my review of Playstation 2’s Smackdown vs. Raw.

Remember to look for that guy’s column that’s supposedly better than mine. It’ll be fun to read.

Thank you all for reading and supporting.

----------------------------------------- Da J-Train -------------------------------------

merlinJAP@hotmail.com (If you email me, put FEEDBACK in the email subject or it will be deleted)

AIM: JPAW101…. Feel free to talk to me, I am friendly and give good hugs!

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